nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Id like to buy a vowel please🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Intellectual ones too im afraid.... but for very different reasons🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad cops and feds can't be terminated for general incompetence🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Then the average hobby isn't motorcycles cause I guarantee ya those bitches get expensive and they are never ever ever ever done being improved... and if you get the bug bad you'll start gathering them like some sick obsession too... its a problem🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social)
Ride a motorcycle and that level of optimism would dwindle even further im afraid🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hell yes the highest quality kit flown low and slow for sure is the first step👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
You have the bill of a duck the fur of an otter the tail of a beaver your a mammal that also lays eggs... oh and you have a venomous stinger for some reason.... what the fuck are you?🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
It'll feel worse the day after. Also my dude ya gotta practice falling. Its key that muscle memory kicks in the moment ya start to bail. Trust me. Everyone always asked me back in the day what's the first skateboard trick they should try learning. I always answered falling without injury.🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Great song, decent art... I think ya got a little over spray there but all good🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Never touch the red button right? Probably the ejection seat🤣🇨🇦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Dope idea! There's alot of undiscovered ruins and lost history to be reclaimed deep within those jungles too. We should protect them🇨🇦👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
The Germans really do have a word that describes anything useful🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Very much reminds me of mythbusters for some odd reason🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually I prefer the phrase a flamboyance of flamingos🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
No lies detected🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Dont threaten me with a good time and not deliver now🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep its not looking good my sane friends to the south🇨🇦 ya might of really fucked the dog this last cycle thats for sure🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I believe that is indeed probably scientifically accurate given Royals were well know for this practice for well.. since ever all over the world. Today however its a. weird and b. Dumb cause we all have seen the hill has eyes right?🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Exhibit 1🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna be an interesting holiday season🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Golf🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep pretty fucked up eh? I'd like to know if my mind was failing someone I loved and who loved me could simply tell the Dr that "its time" before im living in a different decade than the rest of the world and can't remember anyone myself for sure... It would be a kindness imo
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what I imagine in a world where assisted death becomes the norm. 🤣 real talk though kinda lame we don't extend the same courtesy to the very ill and suffering we would afford the beloved family dog no? Especially since the dog can only ask non verbally for a peaceful end eh...🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocker... rules for thee but not for me🇨🇦🤣🤦 yep yall really did it this time...
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll just leave this here... again🇨🇦🤣🤦 youtu.be/sLn8GKzNAPQ?...
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that civilian pilots haven't been encouraged to report any strange objects they might encounter at altitude for decades already should be disturbing. Pilots are highly trained to be very fucking observant. Kind of a huge part of the job. Oh and generally they don't let wackos fly people🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Motorcycle customization scene is exactly the same🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Also not to nit pick but pretty sure praying didn't help the victims any... weren't they literally praying at the time?🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
This🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Efficiency🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Certainly one of the more fun co-op games ever made for sure🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Dont bother as I understand we are supposed to use our old term or those terms that came before our time. I'm cautioned that using the more modern terms for old had phrases makes those whom do so "cringe". So my logic is if im old enough I have to look it up I don't need to know what it means🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone set up a single giant turbine in front of the fat fucks mouth and your national energy crisis is solved for the foreseeable future🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Say if your players are too afraid to risk entry into the U.S. please come to canada without saying it🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Best family vacation ever! OK maybe I wouldn't have thought so when I was a little boy... at first! 🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow... just WOW🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Good thing they make tables out of tempered glass in case of accidents or dummies like this otherwise ya might be having a very, very bad day... possibly your last🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Well the sun doesnt have to make it warm outside to make it warm inside with solar so makes sense🇨🇦👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a real hit to me🇨🇦🤘🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
This remind anyone of the follow up car bombing after a suicide vest detonated?🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally I think this should equally concern any of us walking around with the cunts in our pockets also yea...? Just watch how these fuckers fail when they fail and tell me you want any part of that shit🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Also a valid point🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats why my steel horse packs plenty of water, uv protection, and additional means of shielding me from sunlight when I stop for any length of time. Go further. Not faster.🇨🇦👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocking product designed intentionally not to last? Unheard of🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣dying rn as a gamer i approve🇨🇦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
if i'm ever found naked on the road fighting 4 police men. Just assume I took the wrong drug from the wrong dude at the wrong ass party/concert🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Notice no improvised hammer action. Officers now carrying center punches on hand to destroy your property more effectively. Also notice the utter lack of fitness requirements to join up🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Well time to start buying me some how to books at that point🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Also even if that were to actually work... I guess the president never heard of gloves before. Oh or night time🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea why can't his make-up artist get his hands the same color as parts of his face... or even the rest of his pale ass 🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard "woman who travel now at risk of being arrested at U.S. border for packing for more then one day"🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Make me this car and I assure you you will flood the canadian market. We'll supposing you can make that car affordable🤣 another huge problem these days🇨🇦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Well #1 made from all materials that won't rust anywhere on the underside #2 can handle snow. #3 gets enough range to meet or exceed current gas mileage of the average small-mid sized car. However here's where it runs into a big problem... takes less than 2 minutes to refuel & get back on the road👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
A smoke and a pancake?🤣🇨🇦👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Id name her two-face🇨🇦😍
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Just what Australians need i bet! Let me guess is it a self-combusting ute? Oh will it self drive them into a pit of venomous animals first? That would be even better🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
You kick my dog lady you better hope your in a public place. I know a my ma would put your ass for that shit and I bet she shows up quicker than the popo. They arent exactly famous for their response time🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
0% survival instint🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Im sorry but if this happened at the very moment you pull onto the tracks and your stupid ass doesn't just run the gate down to get off the tracks you deserve to get hit by a train🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Also are you aware its 2025 and painting takes a fuck ton less time with a little air pressure and a spray gun?🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
So all recruits are doing this course....? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I've seen photos of ice agents who legit wouldn't fit through any of those obstacles so how did they get their uniforms hmmm?🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps because these cars make Ford Pintos look like a 5 star safety rated Subaru by comparison... perhaps?🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Better hope your not applying for the new Santa position otherwise the trim was a real fuck up🇨🇦👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats often the case when bands become old kryptkeeper looking versions of their former selves with their lack luster failing voices and inability to use the stage like they once did. (No name dropping also some bands artist age gracefully.not Trump) Why would Trump the old fuck be any different🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
People like Trump decaying the moral fiber left in the world🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Bunkers generally have vents to get air from the surface... this is where those surface dwellers come in after the apocalypse. Step one step 1 find vent openings ,step 2 fill with concrete step 3 laugh hysterically.🇨🇦🤣🤦 the idea of a bunker only really works in the event nobody finds its location🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet planes cost more then 27k to aquire. Oh and once ya do aquire them ya probably need money for things like ground crews, maintenance workers, pilots, oh and then there's still that pesky problem of having to fuel huge aircraft oh and did I forget parts... generally planes need spares🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not going to leave office peacefully im pretty sure of that🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the real one invented a pretty damn good thermometer🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta earn back all those lost billions at some point right?🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably one in the same. Why else the masks?🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Deploy only on the car you intend to scrap it ceases engines solid👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Vinegar in the engine oil is more effective and works faster in case anyone needed a science lesson🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure im gonna test it with a real leg just yet in case the snakes are smarter than this nerd and understand that this human analog used was a fake ass leg🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social)
Old ben
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
OK I feel like if watch this sport alot more if more people had funn with it like this tbh! Where's the inflatable t-rex routine from today's pros? Hmm? Id watch the hell out of that! 🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Columbo there couldn't have been more obvious if he tried. I really hope most of the feds were better at surveillance than this. The key is to blend in... dumbass🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
They shoulda just stuck a wick in it and lit it🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep they are everywhere... honestly i was hoping the zombie apocalypse woulda been a little more cinematic🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
First there was the zodiac... then the Boston strangler... now watch out for the notorious the infamous sandwich slinger🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like if I was a business/building owner with a large blank wall like this id be seeking out local graffiti artists to paint a giant mural of something locally important. Something the people would identify with. Oh and I'd pay them. Do it every few years to discourage taggers🇨🇦😉
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
For what? It looks like a 60s sci-fi television series teleportation device or something. Just dial up your destination and beam me up🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Call me nostalgic but I miss when protest art forms ya know... protested a little more🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly im surprised there's not alot more of this in main stream art. Remeber the 2000s when every artist with a platform was shitting on dubya bush? Id take 20 more years of bush over 6 more months off trump me as a Canadian. Rap and punk should be making bank off this shit rn🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't speak for your locals but as a motorcyclist im vigilant in every action I take on the road I keep my eyes peeled and my head on a swivel not just for all the caged belted and airbag sheltered would be killers. Now its phone zombies. They walk out without even looking up ALL THE TIME! 🇨🇦🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Find better friends to borrow shit from than🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah more likely he too thinks Alaska should belong to russia🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
He needed a few uninterrupted minutes to report to his superior🇨🇦🤣🤦
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Canada is nice... just sayin🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
The birth of the jackalope!!!!🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Well shit not that just seems like good logic when you see it represented in physical form.. wait why the fuck didn't we come up with that shit sooner? Seems like some egg headed brainiac would have thought about this while the inventing was still happening don't it? 🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh sweet... so when the bridge goes out up ahead I can only presume this train takes flight and lands safely on the other side of the valley touching down gently on the tracks autonomously. No alien intervention required right? 🇨🇦🤣👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really sure if I care who's in it tbh. Just interested to see what they can do with graboids, and ass-blasters with the most modern robotics and cgi...🇨🇦👌
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
And the ai nails it🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Word. I still got footage of myself skateboarding down a 7 set with my shoes on fire, rolling out from the stunt about 20 feet across the street where I jumped in a duck pond before I could catch the rest of myself alit on vhs🇨🇦🤣
nomadicagent.bsky.social (@nomadicagent.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no everyone hates what im doing... quick hand me a sharpie🇨🇦🤣🤦