norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, the guy he was trying to pick-up was an extremely dangerous criminal. The perp had two unpaid parking tickets. ๐ฎ
retired underachiever, longtime Dem and N. Calif. resident, lover of fantasy football, a big fan of the decent and fair-minded among us, can only afford the value menu at Micky D's.
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Hey, the guy he was trying to pick-up was an extremely dangerous criminal. The perp had two unpaid parking tickets. ๐ฎ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Ever notice that these and other controversial athletes are almost always T-rump lovers? What a surprise, huh? Wonder if T-tump would ever "go to bat" for a known Democrat? DOUBTFUL !!!!!!!!!!!
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
If T-rump somehow gets all of the voting requirements/restrictions he wants in place, we'll have elections in November and I'd say we'll have results by March. More Taxpayer money well-spent. He almost single-handedly created a fake problem where there was none.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad he's okay. I was really worried.๐คช
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
If Duffy's gonne be running the show, all those folks that utilize the station often better look for alternate forms of transportation.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm now boycotting any and all future audio of T-rump. I just can't listen to him anymore. I'll continue to read about the stupid things he says but hearing his grating voice anytime in the future is a no-go. I have a medical excuse and a note from my Dr. His voice triggers my A-Fib so I'm done.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA thinks the old white guy on the logo is one of them but I have it on good authority he's a Democrat and drives a Prius.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
T-rump has changed course, again, and wants to allow 600,000 Chinese students into the U.S. to attend college. MAGA and MTG are not happy about the about-face. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guarantee admitting 600,000 Chinese students will somehow put money in T-rump's pocket.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Those undecided voters who voted for this schmuck should have paid closer attention when he said last year, "vote for me this time and you'll never have to vote again". What did you think he was talking about ? He will never leave quietly.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
Huge hypocrisy coming from lumpy trumpy. He just fired Fed reserve governor Lisa Cook for alleged mortgage fraud. Pot-kettle donnie.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
What a huge loss for California. Wait....Kevin who ??? Scott who ????? A fistful of Oscar's and Emmy's in that twosome.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like Government work. Four people painting and three "Supervisors" standing around "supervising". Should have this project completed by the time the Jax Jaguars win a Superbowl.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Add a gold plated stripper pole to make it really authentic.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no !!!!! Bolton was playing golf when he was supposed to be working !!!!
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not speculating. That's called BULL-SHITTING !!!
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
They're goin to a drive-in movie with those guys in the trunk(reference from their 70"s comedy).
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I told you they knew more about grass than T-rump.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh-oh. Here comes another executive order. This'll make how many ??? 937 ??????
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Right back atcha Stoner.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait to see the World Cup publicity campaign. Trump approved TV ads welcoming soccer fans from around the world as long as you behave (especially those from shit hole countries who say bad things about me). Make any kind of trouble and we'll arrest you. So greetings and welcome one and all.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think Mr. Tan realizes what he's gotten himself into. I say T-rump will be telling him how to run his company by........tomorrow.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
obviously any potential criminal charges against Bolton will be "trumped-up".
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And how much is the additional security costing American taxpayers ? Just for lumpy trumpy's latest photo op. It's okay. There's plenty of money in the budget for photo op's. It's not like we already have a huge budget deficit.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I guarantee you he doesn't know more about grass than Cheech and Chong. ๐
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
How long til an innocent person is shot or killed by a "patriot". DC could become the District of Carnage. It's clearly what trump wants so he can declare marshall law in blue states and nationwide and cancel the midterms. So the right will start the shit but t-rump will blame it on the left.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
This smells a lot like trying to leave a gang like the Hells Angels. Once you're in....you're in for life. I think crazy eyes Patel enjoys his job way too much. ๐ฝ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
"Elderly white hippies". Translation.....elderly white liberal Democrat hippies. In other words....the enemy. Hey Miller....your jar of Best Foods mayo is calling. Lucky for us, he probably never admits he's from Calif.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps the worst use of taxpayer dollars in the history of our country, although the ICE goon-doggle will be a close 2nd. Hey...what ever happened to Mexico paying for the wall ????๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
When one of the ICE-goons uses the "are you a cop" to inquisitive onlookers, they should respond, "I'm as a much a cop as you are".
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna be a first for "lumpy-trumpy. It'll be the first time he's bankrupted an entire country.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The closest he's going to get heaven is Mars.....if he mends fences with Musk.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm wondering how many of these glorified bar bouncers have criminal arrest records. I'm betting a couple of misdemeanor convictions are acceptable and a felony conviction may not be a deal breaker. Which once again begs the question....who's the real criminal in these kidnappings.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Their children don't stand a chance of being anything resembling normal....and the cycle continues.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And these hellish deportations of mostly law abiding folks won't make the country any safer. You watch.....the crime rate will not go down. Of course "lumpy trumpy" will completely fabricate the stats so we'll never know the real truth.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And all the Big Mac's you can eat.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
It's easy to see how much Leavitt enjoys her job. She always looks like her dog just died.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The term "Files" is a little misleading. It's really just two sentences. All the bad stuff was done by Democrats while any and all Republicans had nothing to do with any of it. End of "Files".
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Eats his boogers !!!!!
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Except soon we won't be able to afford banana's. ๐
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, I've got more. Tell em about the wheelchair bound 90 year old man who's Hispanic looking and lives next door to you. Tell em you think he's a citizen but he's really annoying and could you drop by and pick him up ? Just some random thoughts for the fake cops.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I have some suggestions for questions the onlookers can ask these taxpayer paid goons. For instance, you could ask what bar were you guys bouncing at last week. Or....ask what Spanish swear words they've learned while "on the job".
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And it's never the side where the pool is.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey they have fair elections in Russia. If you don't vote for Putin there's a fair chance you'll "accidentally" fall out of a 24th floor hotel window.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh...and your hair looks fabulous !!!! ๐
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely failed the field sobriety test with honors.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't like anyone who's smarter than he is. So after he's finished fucking with the Ivy League schools he's going after the K thru 6 schools and the junior highs.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Think T-rump has any idea what the term "lower 48" means ???
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually I believe Putin may have said something like that. He played Trump again by commending him for what he's doing to America. The reason......he wants him to keep doing it. Putin doesn't need to take us down. He's got Trump to do it for him.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it's back to college days. Ramen anyone ?????
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, lower interest rates so lemming Americans can run up even more CC debt and end up broke & maybe homeless. Don't do it. Don't let T-rump co-sponsor your inflationary bankruptcy.๐ฒ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Arby's will debut the loaded MTG special beef-wich in a few days !!!!
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't a beef gyro be more descriptive ? You know....a pita pocket.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Most people put Arby's in their stomach. But in your pants is another "unique" way to go. ๐ฅช
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the part of this story about people in the admin begging T-rump to host the upcoming show. Another example of why I don't believe anything he says.......ever. Susie Wiles had to force him to agree to hosting ? What a load of CRAP. When the show airs I'll be watching Seinfeld reruns.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, you could still swim circles around Trump.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Phelps you ain't !!!!!
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
It's pretty simple and even more crystal clear now. I Don't believe anything he says.....ever. He says Tariffs have brought in $134 billion. I'm immediately subtracting about $50 billion from that number. And at some point, his loyalists are going to realize just how prolific a liar he is.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the big deal if T-rump gives Alaska back to Russia. It's not like it's one of our states. Right Donald ? Alaska isn't a state.....correct ???? He should visit Palin's place while he's there. You know she can see Russia from her house. ๐คช
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The Dem's need to start compiling their own jobs numbers with an independent employment expert. Make the reports public just to piss off T-rump.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
She's thinking of inviting the Boy Scouts to join ICE. But applicants must be at least 14 years old and need to have earned a minimum of 10 merit badges.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
If a Democrat creates it T-rump will destroy it. If Nancy Reagan had built the rose garden, the orange idiot wouldn't have touched it. He would say it's the best thing since orange hair spray.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only has Dean Cain consumed the Maga Kool-Aid, he must have a continuous drip going. In his recruiting rah-rah he claims T-rump has gotten hundreds of thousands of immigrant criminals off the streets since taking office. Hundreds of thousands ??? ICE isn't even close to that number.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And if they're wearing a soccer tee shirt, eating a burrito and listening to Jose Feliciano. Very suspicious. โฝ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
They are masked because they're worried about their own safety. Yea....I call BULLSHIT !!!!!!!
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
She says she'll be Trump in high heels. So she'll wear semi formal attire when she lies.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
MLB history will be made this weekend when Jen Pawol becomes the first woman to umpire in the big leagues. She's been promoted from the Minor's and will work the Marlins-Braves starting Friday in Atlanta. So...how long til the orange idiot chimes in with a negative comment about DEI ?
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks he walks on water. Maybe he also thinks he can fly.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree. Everyone will notice when they're paying $20 for a pound of hamburger. He can fool em for now but he can't fool em for long.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely not business acumen because he doesn't know what acumen means. Don't forget he went to the Warthog Business School at the Univ of Penn.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
She's also starting to realize that the earth isn't flat. ๐คฃ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He's wearing some "old man" tall trousers. What gut ????? ๐๐๐
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
The US Jobs Report has just been released for the month of August. Just over 400,000 new jobs were created.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Big arms! She could work for I.C.E.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
Everyone is clamoring for the release of the Epstein files but I'm not sure why. At this point why would we believe anything T-rump says or does.....or releases for public consumption? The "redacted" files will assuredly not include any Maga Republican names. So....more lies and no truths. ๐
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Terrific as art dealer Victor Maitland in Beverly Hills Cop.๐
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
She always looks like she's having a stroke. Booze induced I imagine. โ๏ธโ๏ธ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And the hardcore Christian right thinks these comments are okay ????????
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
T-rump is the real-life Tommy Flanagan. Jon Lovitz' Pathological Liar character on SNL. New jobs numbers in July were not 73,000. No.....they were.....uh.....273,000!!!!! Yea, that's it....that's the ticket.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The economy is not BOOMING. And soon it'll be KABOOMING !!!!!!!!!๐งจ๐งจ๐งจ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
Rump has to know that American consumers are paying and will continue to pay for his idiotic tariffs. Even he's not that stupid. So.....that means he knows and just doesn't care. Gee....what a surprise.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll bet Rump has watched the video a hundred times already. Just the kind of disgusting entertainment he gets gratification from.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything is bigger in Texas including the rampant political corruption. ๐ค
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I come and live in your country ??????
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
Went grocery shopping earlier this week. Really starting to notice prices are up substantially across the board on everything. And this.......is just the beginning. I'm going on record now saying it's gonna be a merry freaking Christmas this year. ๐
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey it could be worse. It could be altered to "in 'trump' we trust". Of course, disgusting graffiti like that would lower the property value of the affected buildings.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Rump wants to get an idea of just hot Hell will be.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Rumor has it she investigated for ten minutes but couldn't uncover any evidence. ๐
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Josh Johnson. Perhaps the next big thing on The Daily Show if it's still around in the future. The dude is funny and gets it. ๐คฉ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And cheating is not only allowed on all of Rump's golf courses, it's encouraged. โณ
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He cheats at golf regularly and somehow I'm sure it's Biden's fault.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
So was the priest in Caddy Shack. "Uh, put me down for a five" (his caddy shakes his head not even close). Obviously Rump took notes while watching that movie.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, I think they've danced this dance many times on many golf courses.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree, agree, agree.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
CBS. Capitulation Broadcasting System. And somewhere Walter Cronkite is screaming and crying at the same time.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know much about foreign terrorists but I'm pretty sure the "bad guys" are keeping a close watch on the current total cluster-fuck going on in our country. Of course if, God forbid, something does happen, Republicans will blame it on Biden.....or Obama........or DEI.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Call it the "cancel Stephen Colbert and we got a deal" merger.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump doesn't seem to know which way is up. Probably just as well because he certainly won't end up there.
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
So......she'll be out of prison before Christmas and somehow will have never heard of Donald who ???????
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And people are choosing to relocate to Tennessee because?????
norcaljeff.bsky.social (@norcaljeff.bsky.social)
Hey Donald dipstick. Why don't you buy the Washington Commanders and you can change the team moniker to any disgusting, humiliating name you want. I have a few examples, but you probably won't want to hear them. Perhaps my Bluesky friends have a few ideas. ๐