Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
Emerging from the ashes of November ‘24 to fight again for the America we aspire to be. In awe of the current timeline we live in (some amazing things, but SO many atrocities). Colorado raised, 25 yrs in Upstate NY, now in the Heartland. ✌🏻💜🎶
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Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
NOT OKAY.
Makes me happy to read through and know I am not alone here, even in the rural Midwest. What a completely sane and well-considered response to the flyers. I appreciate this article and the folks who worked to make this point. Thank you! I, too, hate Illinois Nazis 💜
Gutpunch.
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For every day he fails to check his bench mates and call out bullshit it’s one more day it’ll take us 5 years to recover from. It’s already been a LOT of days.
We know the answer to your question. It’s…it’s not good. 🤦🏼♀️
She’s evidently not seeking heaven, either 😆
Well stated.
"In recognizing a sense of fear we acknowledge that the social contract uses fear as a tool to control behavior; that cruelty has been normalized while empathy is demonized, that our elected officials do not have the best interests of the people in mind." - GrumpySociologist
“…I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.” My latest in @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...
Someone needs to help Trump understand that he’s already met his goal: He will be remembered and talked about all over the globe, for centuries. He can stop now.
Kim Jung-un, eat your heart out.
California lawmakers reach an agreement with Uber and Lyft that will open the door for app-based drivers to form unions. This is a victory for organized labor that could lay the groundwork for similar efforts in other states.
She doesn’t plan on seeking heaven anytime soon, either 😆
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A federal judge has ordered Florida to shut down "Alligator Alcatraz," after the state spent a staggering $218M to build the now-vacant detention camp. Closing it will run taxpayers another $20M. An utterly cruel and costly waste.
The sitting President of the United States raped children and he’s in no danger of being held accountable for it.
I hereby re-christen him RFUCK, or if we're being safe for work, RF*CK. Everyone's gonna know what that nickname means. (Please share.)
I’m in! And this shall be the ONLY church to which I ever wish to join ✌🏻 (And does this mean I can somehow get a tax exempt status…🧐)
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Oh understood 💯 I’m just infuriated that people (not you) spend a second of our time explaining some technical differences between weapon types when the bottom line is: we have too many guns. Too many automatic. Too many semi-automatic. Too many assault. Too many people die, regardless of type✌🏻
Ask Johnson to, right tf now, name FIVE provisions that are “wildly popular”. Live TV. Pin them down on their bullshit claims Every. Damn. Time. Publicly. They need to be publicly shamed, over and over and over. Shine the damn light like a laser.
Ask Johnson to, right tf now, name FIVE provisions that are “wildly popular”. Live TV. Pin them down on their bullshit claims Every. Damn. Time. Publicly. They need to be publicly shamed, over and over and over. Shine the damn light like a laser.
Exactly. Ask Johnson to, right tf now, name FIVE provisions that are “wildly popular”. Live TV. Pin them down on their bullshit claims Every. Damn. Time. Publicly. They need to be publicly shamed, over and over and over. Shine the damn light like a laser.
…and has the ears of people with the power to make his delusions OUR reality. #Thiel
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 WHOA. Our economy is already exhausted by Trump tariff whiplash. I’m kinda glad this hit so late so the markets have some chill time before next opening 😬
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 WHOA. Our economy is already exhausted by Trump tariff whiplash. I’m kinda glad this hit so late so the markets have some chill time before next opening 😬
WOOOOOOT!!!
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So he’s saying that racism, homophobia, elitism, narcissism, and complete lack of empathy is genetic. That’s not how any of this works, Chuck.
So he’s saying that racism, homophobia, elitism, narcissism, and complete lack of empathy is genetic. That’s not how any of this works, Chuck.
13 year old that have no reason to lie, aren't going to lie about someone else. #USDemocracy
Folks on the wrong end of the weapon give zero fs whether it met technical specs. Dead is dead.
Folks on the wrong end of the weapon give zero fs whether it met technical specs. Dead is dead.
I do hear you. I’m hoping more Pritzkers and others with platforms and less awful baggage step forward and make some impact ✌🏻
Word. But those laws would just restrict Black folks from buying. They refuse to look at the mirror.
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Redistricting is the weapon. Or are you purposely ignoring the actual efforts because you yourself are intolerant and unwilling to think in any way other than binary? Good/bad. Ally/enemy.
Keep saying it - the right folks will appreciate you 😉
My kid is trans and I’m aware of the epic level of current shittiness. But I’m not expecting her to vote for him. Nor you. Nor I. I wouldn’t vote for him based on all I know, and I’m sure there’s worse that I haven’t yet learned. But I WILL take his voice and platform rn, before it’s too late.
My kid is trans and I’m aware of the epic level of current shittiness. But I’m not expecting her to vote for him. Nor you. Nor I. I wouldn’t vote for him based on all I know, and I’m sure there’s worse that I haven’t yet learned. But I WILL take his voice and platform rn, before it’s too late.
My kid is trans and I’m aware of the epic level of current shittiness. But I’m not expecting her to vote for him. Nor you. Nor I. I wouldn’t vote for him based on all I know, and I’m sure there’s worse that I haven’t yet learned. But I WILL take his voice and platform rn, before it’s too late.
I heard: “Fuck help stopping Trump. all my homies hate stopping Trump.” No one’s voting for him. No one’s voting for any presidential candidate for 3 more years. Tell your homies it’s kind of critical to get through that time. Feel free to fuck him later.
Shoulda charged the sandwich instead of the guy that threw it. Everyone knows “a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich”!
Well, yeah…don’t they say “a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich!”? They were trying the wrong perpetrator. Shoulda charged the sandwich instead. 🤷♀️
Well, yeah…don’t they say “a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich!”? They were trying the wrong perpetrator. Shoulda charged the sandwich instead. 🤷♀️
#RankedChoiceVoting
He’s just imposing himself on one more woman without…in fact, AGAINST…her consent. Lady Liberty and the country she represents wants very much to take a shower and get these greasy, foul, slobbery, orange stains OFF.
He’s just imposing himself on one more woman without…in fact, AGAINST…her consent. Lady Liberty and the country she represents wants very much to take a shower and get these greasy, foul, slobbery, orange stains OFF.
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@governor.ca.gov Please consider this golden opportunity! bsky.app/profile/nytr...
THIS is what Newsom’s team ought to be selling! Bottled water labeled “MAGA tears” with an unflattering pic of Trump and maybe a gold topper. I cannot bring myself to buy a red baseball cap, even an ironic one, but MAGA tears??? YUMMY!!! I’d buy CASES of it! 🍾
THIS is what Newsom’s team ought to be selling! Bottled water labeled “MAGA tears” with an unflattering pic of Trump and maybe a gold topper. I’d buy CASES of it! 🍾
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As the U.S. government takes a 10% stake in Intel, Forbes has learned the tech company partnered with sanctioned Chinese surveillance firms Uniview, Hikvision and Cloudwalk.
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What the actual fuck did I just witness 🤦🏼♀️ We have fallen so very, very far.
Make Sure Everyone Knows 😊💙 HOLY S**T look at this: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott just quietly disclosed stock trades a year late – worth $26 MILLION – on companies HE LEGISLATED. 😳 This is corrupt to its core, and he's hoping no one will notice. You know what to do.
(((((Hugs))))))
TRUMP: “A lot of people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator.” He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸
Can they, like, REVOKE his…?
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I think it’s the patio for the McDonald’s he wants closer. I mean, it probably gets kind of cold when then have to drive it all the way there, right?
I think it’s the patio for the McDonald’s he wants closer. I mean, it probably gets kind of cold when then have to drive it all the way there, right?
The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
Florida banned The Diary of Anne Frank. Whoever signed off on that should have to eat every page of that book — one by one — and choke on the lesson they’re trying to erase. 📚🔥 #BannedBooks #AnneFrank
Burning a flag will never be as offensive as draping it over his coffin will be.
There’s gonna be a boom of incels because of these policies.
Get yourself some of these. $13 for a dozen. Easy to carry. Purse. Next to computer. Car console. Kitchen. Next to the couch. Inexpensive so if one gets lost or damaged, no worries. Cute. Effective. I often have others note they wish they had one. I carry extra for them 😉 a.co/d/bTAdHBB
I promised Texas would be sued. And I don't bluff. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
It is kismet that your post and this other were together in my feed. Thank you for that! 💜✌🏻
On it ✌🏻
Hey if people who love cracker barrel like it because of the mom and pop feel how about checking out real mom and pop places in their state that serve actual home cooked meals. help small businesses not a giant corporation
*nor policed D.C. statehood now.
What I just heard: Brownshirts.
What I just heard: Brownshirts.
🚨BREAKING: Federal court STRIKES DOWN Alabama's state Senate map for violating VRA sec 2 by diluting Black voting power in Montgomery. Alabama must now draw a new compliant map. Status conference is set for Aug. 28 to facilitate remedial proceedings. www.democracydocket.com/cases/alabam...
The B Side of this necessary 45: Bruce’s follow up about how what if learning about it makes you feel bad? GOOD. YOU HAVE A SOUL.
The B Side of this necessary 45: Bruce’s follow up about how what if learning about it makes you feel bad? GOOD. YOU HAVE A SOUL.
Absolutely 💯. The Epstein Files about him are SO DAMAGING that he’s decided to work down his wish list. These actions are legit fascist/authoritarian, but he’s balls-out. That means he has nothing to lose. He’s shooting America in the middle of 5th Avenue.
Absolutely 💯. The Epstein Files about him are SO DAMAGING that he’s decided to work down his wish list. These actions are legit fascist/authoritarian, but he’s balls-out. That means he has nothing to lose. He’s shooting America in the middle of 5th Avenue.
Congrats!!! 🎉
Funny how that works. Trump = transactional He’s worming his way into every f’n facet of life. Museums. Universities. Armed military vs Americans in our cities. Firing BLS and other leaders. The Kennedy Center. WHERE IS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA?? Pretty sure this is some serious shit. #Intel
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😆😆😆 #Newsom
The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
#OneLess
