the usa isn’t the first country murdoch has brought low.
the usa isn’t the first country murdoch has brought low.
well, after 30y in the software biz, welcome to costco, i love you
The OpenAI employee share sale at the BS $500bn number is now up to $10.3 billion. This is a cashout. This is the thing you do when you do not see a future for the company. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/03/o...
they will invent a grander, supreme jury that will do what they require
Every CEO of Holland's seven largest companies couldn't be collectively delusional about which flowers they're spending millions in combined guilders
he has to milk a cat to stay alive after putin gave him some tea
imma start a robot company, which is really a few hundred vietnamese kids in telepresence helmets, and they can’t actually do anything. oh shit, someone beat me to it.
more to the point, the optimus robot hasn’t figured out walking, much less tearing humans limb from limb; which is required for any adoption of cybernetic labor
i thought he was a muffin, but he was a man. a muffin man.
they keep lining up to pay this man.
the president is more padding than man
it’s not a torn rotator cuff, he said, wincing as he lifts a sparrow to shoulder level
submarine radio stuff? is that why the skin is falling off your face buddy?
TFW: you know a ton of people who are doing sf86 stuff, and you never get a phone call from the FBI. LOL, you morons.
being privy to a lot of things no sane person would make me privy to is kinda fun
Scene: suburban back yard, with with a strong wind. a Blackhawk helicopter rises over the horizon 5 miles away, and identifies a nonbeliever and fires 2 hellfires into a Pulte home, just in case. That's about 3 weeks away my darlings. Hope you didn't say anything objectionable lately.
that one time in 1968 when a soldier spoke up about illegal orders will DEFINITELY safeguard next week.
It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
Boulevard squash impedes the public right-of-way, and is therefore prohibited, and also tastes like shit
Minnesota, home of the 1st volunteers the last time you idiots got stupid, is ready to go.
and I guess this is the last thing Texas will ever do. Good job, idiots.
that’s his robot one
“YOU ARE PREJUDICED, I CAN TELL BY LOOKING AT YOU!” -neighbor’s guest when requested to turn the music down, audible indoors from 3 houses away
in better news, american police forces will be unable to move if they add any more tactical gear to their already ridiculous loadout. working on a proposal for solid lead tactical radiation pants.
us soldiers would never follow an illegal-on-its-face order, right? right?
you are almost certainly the beneficiary of thousands of human written step by step guide that exist for doing the exact same trivial task.
you got lucky. i tried to migrate my blueberries to the blockchain, and it was a disaster.
Your reminders: Trump ended the National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team which investigated crypto-related crimes like fraud and money laundering. Trump also fired the ethics watchdog overseeing corruption in the executive branch. This is just another Trump family scam.
the trees have pierced space at last
to the vacecopter!
they had him dewormed and spayed
indirect artillery fire is now parking enforcement. congrats republicans.
Photo passed along from a federal employee from inside the Dept of Labor building, where a giant Orwellian image of Trump's face is now draped outside. Big Brother is watching.
we’re going to have to, unfortunately. russian assets slithering around for 8 years means it’s irretrievably compromised. maybe we can put up a mcdonald’s, and let our politicians live on their own dime among the populace.
rant over
then there’s the meat pipeline that runs through college and *highschool* ffs. teenagers getting tommy-john surgery & knee reconstruction isn’t ok.
my issues with all the tv pro sports is the fuckery they all engage in w municipal funding for stadia, promotion of insane tribal fandom, general exploitation of players & assorted billionaire shit behavior.
What is going on here?
DEFENESTRATION AT THE WHITE HOUSE Dark second floor window, second on in. bsky.app/profile/patr...
curious what the fuck is being thrown out of the 2nd floor windows of the whitehouse today. anyone else?
me, as a private citizen, always has my head of security deal with the press, if my publicist is too busy.
working on the new edition of the “slamasutra”
RUSSIA backs Hungary Hungary backs heritage foundation Heritage Foundation pushes project 2025. Which part don't you get?
all professional schoolyard games are obscene imho.
i’m super interested in the opinion of people who live in paradise
you people are nuts. obviously trump will be eaten by cockroaches from the inside. it’s just math.
treppenwitz as a service. dnc is gonna make me richer
if you are currently parked in my driveway, i recommend moving
almost got run over by a hearse today. seems a bit on the nose
President motorcade spotted with ambulance?
piano wire futures are to the moon baby!
lol, he’s so being embalmed rn
poor trumpo has been dead for 36h at minimum
getting atc for your pretend plane from a teenager in estonia is peak internet
if you think you have the right stuff: vatsim.net
i’ve never read any of her books, but am an extremely arrogant nerd, and this tracks
in unrelated news, i have a standing bet my drunk ass brother in law will die corkscrewing his rental into the ground
also, this is what ms flight sim was when i last played it. except mine was just green. the manual was about 250 pages. i believe i can fly.
there are people who do ATC for ms flight sim for fun, and they are VERY strict about it. one of my most favorite unknown subcultures
do you know this woman?
Temu L. Jackson
imma be rich
kid unit 2 made the drum line. not sure if this is good or very, very alarmng
out on the town having the time of my life with president trump. he's just out of frame, very much alive
he didn’t post that, he’s deceased
i mean, i bought cameras, i want to record something
nobody is burglarizing my garage since i put up cameras. kind of annoying.
i’m sure the terms were: “sure donnie, we’ll do that real soon”
if you haven’t been flipped off by a somali woman in a chador, have you even been to minneapolis? in unrelated news, use turn signals
i was once warned not to identify with bad guys in movies. seems like a huuuuge chunk of this country didn’t get the memo.
my first thought too
this gal has a font. amazing
what is the correct pronunciation of gibbet? this will become important very soon.
On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
I stand with Chicago. I stand with Mayor Johnson. 🚨 NEW: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson just signed an executive order to resist Trump’s federal invasion and occupation of the city. Details in 🧵
die ain’t verboten hansel.
if i hear any of my employees say “prompt engineering”, they will be beaten, then fired, and then beaten again.
it’s an odd job
fish porn is like regular porn, but for fish perverts
fecum? in your lake? it’s more likely than you think!
declaring war on russia would be a smart move right now. biden tower moscow assured.
kessler syndrome: the sooner the better
hit him on the noggin with a little silver hammer
Here's an old, unmasked photo of 7880. He's worked for the Chicago ICE field office since at least 2018 (when these photos were posted). If you believe you know his name, please reach out.
the J stands for puddin’head
i’ve invented a new cocktail called “The Mrs.”, it’s just a big ol glass of bottom shelf vodka
i’m just going to lift weights until i’m pretty
why do microwaves beep like it’s 1971?
jerry hasn’t been the same since the hulkster passed
congress can stop all of this insanity if they want to. but they don’t want to. that’s all there is to it.
mustard pairs nicely with
winter rules
I'd appreciate the hundreds of house centipedes in my house if I ever caught one of them eating one of the thousands of yellow sac spiders in my house
find them on the silver platter next to the weenie roller!
business opportunity: gas station canapés
BLACKOUT THE SYSTEM
i feel the need to mention their “limited” old bay flavor. possibly the most sophisticated flavor ever attempted
judging by the stock market, the finance guys are bullish on their chances of surviving fascism. make of that what you will. i’m investing in piano wire and gas station canopies.