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I bowled the best game I've ever thrown on Monday. I only wish it was during league!
He/Him. Iteration 4.0. Tabletop geek, horror enthusiast, comedy lover. Trying to maintain sanity and remain (somewhat) positive
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I bowled the best game I've ever thrown on Monday. I only wish it was during league!
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Saga is my current favorite
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Spokane Washington
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Why do you have a pic of Willem Dafoe on this comment?
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Not much funnier than these 5-11 tactical burrito assholes saying "I really liked the John Wick series, but the subtitle fonts were a bit much"
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Got four tickets for Sunday afternoon! Can't wait!
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I Was Told By Your Father's, Brother's, Nephew's, Cousin's Former Roommate What You Did Last Summer
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The Madness of King Orange
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Tom Clancy's Dune
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Every time something like this happens I'm a little more happy that I live here now. By the time my (soon to be born) kids are grown it could be a whole lot better place
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#IncreaseABand Power Tool
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Franchise, two spinoff series, and a connected stand alone. Apparently turning the lives of a couple of con artists into a horror movie works!
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Prowler?
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Some of them have been training all their lives for it...
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Democrat house and senate members are all cowards. Full stop. Giving any leeway to fascist dictatorial actions is capitulation to the demise of democracy. Fight, you abject sniveling cronies, fight! FIGHT FOR OUR PEOPLE!!
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Just watched the 35th Anniversary showing of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm today years old realizing that Sam Rockwell was one of the teen ounks in this film! So good!
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Honestly, it looks delicious. Would eat, 10/10
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I love that we get video amd pics of these deep-sea horrors, but then someone posts them to scale and everyone is like 'aww! Look at the little Cthulhu monster!!'.
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Ok, but if you post video of you dancing with one in a horrible sweater we're gonna have a problem
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Just ordered a shirt! It'll go great with my Optimus Prime 'Stop Transphobia' shirt!
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Amazing to think I'd never had 'Fuck you, Starlord' in my vocabulary until now, but here we are.
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It's 'champing at the bit', not 'chomping at the bit'
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#15moviestogettoknowme The Princess Bride The Emperor's New Groove Alien Die Hard The Night That Eats The World In A Violent Nature Amadeus Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan Ghostbusters Star Wars Tron In The Mouth Of Madness The City Of Lost Children Cematary Man Blazing Saddles
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Predator: Neverland Ranch #NeverMadeHorroMovie
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I'm Rocket watching over our keys cool. Close enough?
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My Bloody Earth Day #NeverMadeHorrorMovies
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Evil Dead Vacation #NeverMadeHorrorMovie
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Hellraiser: Nap Time #NeverMadeHorrorMovie
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Slightly Mighty Bosstones
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It's a baby Gmork!
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Slightly diminish a band: Rub Against the Machine
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Gymkata has been a favorite I was a kid. Terrible movie, but a great watch!
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@petebuttigieg.bsky.social turned out to be another disappointing politician once the administration changed hands. He really had an opportunity, but he squanders it on terf rhetoric and an inability to say Israel is committing genocide
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Man-'twas
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My favorite Doctor and companion
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Trying to justify holding an interview with a dead kid's a.i. rendition doesnt make the exercise any less ghoulish. His parents should be ashamed that they even attempted this. This is no way to honor a child's memory
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For fucks' sake, why would you do something so ghoulish? Absolutely tasteless and horrible. You should be ashamed that you even thought of this!
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Today in 'Fucking Duh!'
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Warm day. Head empty. Not a care in the world. It's a thing to envy
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Just watched the first episode of Jason Mamoa's Chief of War. It's an amazing show and I know they'll do a great job representing Hawaiian culture!
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I've been seeing it more and more. It's easy enough to curate an experience here that's mostly constructive, but exploring trends to lead that direction lately
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If people are referring to themselves that way in comparison to having actual kids, sure. Otherwise, who cares what they call themselves? Seems like it doesn't really matter
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Bet money she threw on Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
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It's a well-known fact that a weekly wash in salt water amd lemon juice will preserve a Cybertruck's finish
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Seriously. Even this space is turning into the Negative Zone. People keep this shit up and it'll be Twitter in no time at all
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Way too many jaded adults looking way too hard at kids movies and making reviews saying they didn't like it because 'the dialogue didn't speak to them'
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ICE is the Macaulay Culkin in The Good Son of DHS. THROW IT OFF A CLIFF!!
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What breed is that, a crocapoo?
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You got the touch!!
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Still waiting on Sony to announce they finally sold the rights back to Marvel
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Me and a buddy of mine decided to watch MIRRORS in the theater. It was so bad we started giving it the MST3K treatment. The rest of the audience loved it and several joined in. It was the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters!
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I don't remember this BT scene in Death Stranding...
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Low hanging fruit, but I can't deny it
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Cause of death: referee counted to three before he could raise a shoulder
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Eddie Cheddar #CelebrityQueso
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Stephen Camembert #CelebrityQueso
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Stanley Two Cheese #CelebrityQueso
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Noooo! The pteranadon flying in front of the full moon is one of my core memories!
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28 Days Earlier #MildHorror
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Dark Souls: We're gonna make a poison area and we'll call it Blighttown! Wuchang: Hold my beer...
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A WWII movie about a church bell ringer drafted to the front lines, Peal Harbor
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A WWII movie about a psychiatrist drafted to the frontlines, We Were Soldiers Once...And Jung
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Holy crap! The first episode's message is 'Eat the rich'! This show is just as awesome as it ever was!!
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Brand new Gumball on Hulu! Yay!
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That is a badass guitar! Break a leg and good shredding, my dude!
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Fantastic Four was excellent! I loved every second of it!
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Gonna watch Fantastic Four with my wife! Be back in a couple hours!
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Oh yeah! The anime Iria is on Prime!
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Except CGE and Codenames: Harry Potter, right?
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I mean, what'cha gonna do?
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I want to be famous, but only so I get invited to be on Hot Ones
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Disgusting. The board game community deserves better
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Cowardly, spineless excuses. This company didn't realize YEARS AGO that Rowling was a toxic, horrible human being? They couldn't even name her or her hideous terf views in the article! Just disgusting
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Netflix fails again. I'm watching Pacific Rim and there are no subtitles for some of the scenes with other languages. And yes, they're supposed to pop up
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Rest well, Ghost! You will be missed, you fluffy goober, you
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Imagining Arcee on a Zoom call and her lower half is still transformed into comfy pants
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Excellent work! Always been a fan of Hawkgirl / Hawkman ever since I first watched Brian Blessed shout 'Diiiive!' in Flash Gordon
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Shout out to my elementary school music teacher who treated me like an outcast for not starting the recorder in 3rd grade. You were the worst!
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Separation from federal service can be more complicated than a civilian job. Often there is some form of NDA that goes with the firing or resignation
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Your brazen cash grab using the IP of a horrible human being will gain you no sales amongst the board gaming crowd. What's next, Sandman? Despicable and disappointing
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Sorry, sir. I love your work, but I will not be engaging with any Gaiman works any longer. I wish you well on all your other endeavors!
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Such a goober, and the goodest boy! Love ya, Ghost. Thanks for being my friend
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Counterpoint: fuck that guy.
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Sabbath was one of my first experiences with metal. Ozzie had an energy that just made you want to keep pushing through whatever shit was happening in your life. Rest well, sir. You will be greatly missed!
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Stop saying 'This isn't America'. It clearly is now. We need to start saying 'This shouldn't be America' and work to change it
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Sad news. More and more of my generation's childhood disappears
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The absolute shade is *chef's kiss*
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I wanna see the flashback where they're hanging out at Torgo's place practicing the lines and getting the tempo just right
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Who did this?!
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Now they can make Colbert the permanent host of The Daily Show
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I once hung out in my friend's aunt's basement where he had his band gear set up. When she answered the door I realized his aunt was Charo