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@opusmarta.no

Yes, it’s me. The one you don’t remember. Science-based and coffee drinker. Tech-person. Norwegian, but fluent in English, German and restaurant Spanish & Italian. Agua con gas. Grazie mille. DEI-hire. 🇳🇴Flag to avoid Americans misunderstanding me. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🌍😽

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Trash in, trash out?

1/9/2025, 6:17:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

So he’s just gonna keep killing popes until he gets someone who likes lighting women on fire again?

1/9/2025, 5:28:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Awww..he gets the dad hug he never got

1/9/2025, 5:19:15 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Ja, hvis hvem som helst kan dumpe politisk propaganda i postkassene våre, så har vi et problem. Burde kun være direkte fra registrerte partier og ikke på vegne av dem

1/9/2025, 5:17:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Vibes

Biggus buttus
1/9/2025, 5:15:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Ulovlig propaganda?

1/9/2025, 5:08:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

If he jumps put a window, maybe he can get the Nobel Peace Prize?

1/9/2025, 5:00:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Why is he even beefing with the pope? Is he catholic?

1/9/2025, 4:56:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

He’ll be ghost tweeting until the midterms lol

1/9/2025, 1:42:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Keep Doing That... 😊 #bluesky #animals #nature

1/9/2025, 12:31:08 PM | 2124 296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

How long can they legally pretend Trump’s still alive?

1/9/2025, 1:15:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Vel, det er fortsatt tid

1/9/2025, 1:10:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Maybe karma can throw Trump out of «his» house? The White House, to be specific

1/9/2025, 1:08:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

For å få med seg Andrew Teit-gjengen?

1/9/2025, 1:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Dette er et av de morsomste eksemplene 😄

Female gaze va male gaze. Loki vs thor
1/9/2025, 12:58:23 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Obviously

1/9/2025, 12:12:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

I hope we don’t qualify for the World Cup. I fear for people’s safety

1/9/2025, 10:23:48 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

The US can get fucked. This is just cause Modi wouldn’t nominate The Princess President for the Nobel Peace Prize

1/9/2025, 9:09:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Shutting up about his Epstein days with Trump

1/9/2025, 6:58:25 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

He was in the Trump kidrapist club for sure

1/9/2025, 6:25:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no)

So, now America is great again?

China is the new world leader, it seems. Ooopsie
1/9/2025, 6:08:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Well, India has always been a cuck for Russia

1/9/2025, 6:04:15 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

The rapid disassembly of the USA

1/9/2025, 6:02:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

The kids are being sent to Uganda or similar

1/9/2025, 5:56:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Nah..he wouldn’t kill his greatest weapon

1/9/2025, 5:26:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

People in Trump’s orbit sure have a lot of accidents

31/8/2025, 10:36:38 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

We’re just Squid Game participants to them

31/8/2025, 5:07:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Are they 12?

31/8/2025, 4:49:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Either is fine with me

31/8/2025, 4:48:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Lmao. Well, if the goal is to be both Nazi and communist at the same time…

31/8/2025, 4:47:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

You think he can use that?

31/8/2025, 4:46:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Du må ha mer brunkrem i ansiktet. Folk elsker det! Ikke smarte folk, men folk

31/8/2025, 1:12:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

He’s dying and wants to take everyone and everything with him

31/8/2025, 12:45:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Forby Airbnb. Reguler hvor mange leiligheter folk kan eie/leie ut. Evt skattlegg leieinntekter kraftig om man leier ut bolig man ikke bor i.

31/8/2025, 8:42:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

I’m surprised he can read at all

31/8/2025, 8:12:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Challenge him to be exposed to Ebola while eating nutritious food and doing push ups to prove his theory

31/8/2025, 7:47:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Hit them with facts! 💪🏻

31/8/2025, 7:16:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

No way Trump has posted a tweet, ever. He just dictates it to some minion or not even that .

31/8/2025, 7:14:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Forby AirBnB. Enkelt

31/8/2025, 7:02:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

You could put the fence a couple of meters in, but yeah.

31/8/2025, 6:41:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Ah, I haven’t had my coffee yet 😴

31/8/2025, 6:34:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Why did this 6 month old post pop up in my feed, lol. The day after the undeadening? Guess there is an algorithm after all 😉

31/8/2025, 6:32:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

I am rot

31/8/2025, 6:30:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Haha! En nabo skulle ha fest i hagen og sa at dette er en fin helg (for alle andre i nabolaget) å dra på hytta. Hvilken hytte?

31/8/2025, 6:27:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Må være innflyttede fin-bergensere som sier hytten om noen har hørt det

31/8/2025, 6:26:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Bare å si at de skal komme tilbake med et svar om ca to uker

30/8/2025, 8:47:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Any day now. Any day…

30/8/2025, 7:55:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

*setter skuffet bort sjampisen…*

30/8/2025, 7:47:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

What fucking progress???🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 7:45:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

30/8/2025, 5:47:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Deport Trump’s family

30/8/2025, 3:47:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

30/8/2025, 3:45:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

De kan holde seg i sveits og ikke blande seg i andre lands politikk.

30/8/2025, 12:50:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

The weird maga spell might break

30/8/2025, 12:47:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Just send them to another planet right now. They can have all the land

30/8/2025, 12:00:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

But if other kids can’t build Lego, what are the republicans’ kids gonna practice destroying? 🥺

30/8/2025, 9:20:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Det har du helt rett i

30/8/2025, 9:14:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no)

🙏🙏🙏🙏

30/8/2025, 7:55:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

That’d be epic

30/8/2025, 7:27:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

For FrP er litt voldtekt av småjenter helt ok

29/8/2025, 11:11:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

That’s why he was put there. People gotta stop pretending these are all ‘accidents’

29/8/2025, 11:08:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

At least they still have access to the internet, but probably not for long

29/8/2025, 7:43:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Men det er vel sørover i Sveits?

29/8/2025, 6:23:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Og det bør lages en Jonas Brothers T-skjorte

29/8/2025, 6:23:08 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

They probably take good cash for it, they guys spraypainting it lol

29/8/2025, 6:03:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

My vote again goes to Portugal as the new «silicon valley», only ethical and regulated

29/8/2025, 6:00:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Johnson 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌦️🏞 (@smikooman.bsky.social) reposted

Portugal President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, bless him for saying it out loud. "The utmost leader of the biggest global superpower, objectively, is a Russian asset. I'm saying that, objectively speaking, the new American leadership has strategically favoured the Russian Federation." #Krasnov 🇵🇹

28/8/2025, 10:53:55 PM | 793 355 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Hva skal de kjøre til når alt har blitt motorvei og ørken?

29/8/2025, 5:57:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Occam’s Razor

29/8/2025, 5:55:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

I mean, yeah

29/8/2025, 5:52:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

I mean..why not? Except it should be Redbull, not an American brand.

29/8/2025, 5:48:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

We need to chase those billionares to their bunkerd before it’s too late

29/8/2025, 5:46:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

For when/if the regime falls.

29/8/2025, 5:09:22 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

The goal is to take out as many Americans as possible without starting a war. It’s plain to see for every one except Americans, it seems

28/8/2025, 8:59:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

I know about an «undercover» Russian agent. She’s called Gabbard

28/8/2025, 5:35:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Oh no…. Anyway, fuck off, fascist magas🖕🏻

28/8/2025, 5:07:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

De kan drite og dra

28/8/2025, 5:05:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Ivanka

28/8/2025, 4:28:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

At least the horse paste makes them sterile

28/8/2025, 4:12:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Isn’t farfromright based on the body temperature of mr fartdude’s dog?

28/8/2025, 4:04:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

«And Europe cried and called me ‘sir’»

28/8/2025, 3:54:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Øystein (@skystein.bsky.social) reposted

Unnskyld, men er dere helt forbanna dumme i hodet?

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28/8/2025, 12:09:26 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Hva mener du? Dette er klubben av fortvilte menn

28/8/2025, 12:49:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 12:45:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Tøft 😅

28/8/2025, 12:08:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

He probably gets money. It’s always “what’s in it for me” and “I want to get as much as I can”

28/8/2025, 8:15:31 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Apparently it makes you sterile, so let evolution do it’s thing

28/8/2025, 7:29:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

It’s a death cult

28/8/2025, 7:08:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Anyone who buys Trump’s BS needs a brain scan

28/8/2025, 6:13:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

They need the Mussolini. It’s a good vaccine against dictators, but needs to be refreshed every 80-100 years

28/8/2025, 6:12:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Sure have noticed. Don’t feed, block! Let’s keep this nice place clean

28/8/2025, 6:08:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

There has been a noticeable influx of Russian/maga-trolls this week. Block them

28/8/2025, 6:07:46 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

I think about this a lot 🥲

What if the spider you killed in your house thought you were roommates? 🥲
28/8/2025, 6:03:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Touché * 9000

28/8/2025, 5:59:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

It is a thing. We’re all avoiding buying American products where possible, and ofc not travelling there. Even just yesterday we bought Finnish tires instead of the previous American tires. We’re migrating from US digital services to European where possible. Bluesky is still ok, tho 🥰

28/8/2025, 5:54:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Just say you’re not maga

28/8/2025, 5:49:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Trump is doing it for us with the tariffs lol

28/8/2025, 5:48:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

So they can enjoy ruling over the ashes

28/8/2025, 5:47:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

Kids die or kill their parents by accident because of reckless handling of guns all the time

28/8/2025, 5:42:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture opusmarta 🇳🇴 (@opusmarta.no) reply parent

This Apple collection is science adjacent, not hoarding. Very cool 😊

28/8/2025, 5:39:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view