@timmiller.bsky.social daring of you to wear this. are my hero.
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@timmiller.bsky.social daring of you to wear this. are my hero.
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
The wife was neither turned on or amused.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
That has been debatable for a while now.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
happy labor day
The National Guardners
Even as low as his approval ratings are, they feel crazy high to me. Like RFK jr may be onto something with the mitochondria thing lol.
"I want my taxes to help children, not kill them." https://www.democracynow.org/2025/9/1/ms_rachel_on_her_gaza_advocacy
oh god, I'm gonna do it.....
gamblers ripping up their Trump or Giuliani bet slips as CNN announces Elon Musk has died from complications during a routine chest-weirdening surgery
🎯🎯🎯
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
Fatality.
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
#ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory
I also miss things that aren't actually gone, such as my mother's face when she hides it behind her hands
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
I have it bookmarked for regular sharing 😞
Jones: I would say to my colleagues who serve in government—keep your thoughts and prayers, keep your tweets. If you want to address gun violence, you don't need to tweet. What you need is a mirror. You have the power to change things.
I wonder why Trump imposed secondary tariffs only on India for buying Russian oil while not caring about all the other countries who buy Russian oil?
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They’re totally going to do this.
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Life for Palestinians in Gaza has gotten worse under Trump, not better. So where are Jill Stein and Cornel West now? They aren’t leading protests in DC outside the White House, no rallies. Almost like the whole 2024 thing was just performative.
“ILLEGALS” MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. He’s a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
Masked ICE aren’t about safety; they’re about fear and evading responsibility. Demand transparency and accountability by adding your name to this petition:
I really hope this becomes the black eye it deserves to be www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
If prayer really worked, I would have woken up to an enormous headline this morning.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
I'd want a Gondor-style beacon on the mountain to let me know when he's dead.
It's like you want the mitochondria to win!
May the mitochondrial challenges be forever in our favour.
That would be my first post every morning.
They're already stacked against him for having a brown spouse.
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
@thebulwark.com
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
Taking Kiwi to the vet was hit or miss. She was happy and friendly or, as I was amazed to learn she could, making noises like a mountain lion while I hand over her carrier like it's a bomb.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T0_...
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr poised to surpass gun violence as leading cause of death among American children.
Don’t really appreciate your tone
Third verse same as the first theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
some marketing agency making $250K rn
What it's all about (the cat rescue I follow restaging those photos with a rescue cat)
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
As a parent, as a human, this family deserves a settlement against ChatGPT that should put them out of business.
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
Trump’s America is starting to look a lot like Mao’s China.
The Supreme Corpse
he literally thinks he is a king. i mean, this entire media blitz for when he signs executive orders is meant to create the impression that they are royal decrees
stop calling everything a distraction youtube.com/shorts/yyFjN...
if you work in media and aren't loudly and unambiguously using your platform to fight this dictatorship, then you are failing.
@schumer.senate.gov OMFG. Are you really so vain and disconnected from reality that you find your IMAGINARY FUCKING, who by your own admission wouldn't vote for you, a better political north star than reality!? You need help and you need to go! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJAI...
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
The Q isn't for Quincy Jones? I have the odd thought here and there about the letters. They end at 1. Representation matters. 2. It's none of my goddamn business. 3. I'll be an ally even they decide to be referred to collectively as Larry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuO...
I can't believe he basically got people to Pokemon Go To The Polls.
It's been that way since we defunded the Joy Division.... I'll see myself out.
Meanwhile, his prey is training to evade him.
They worked out too much. Parole board was like, "Uh, yeah, you look like supervillains now, and the way shit's going, you can stay right where you are."
I'm renaming my 24-year-old daughter after him now!
I'll back the candidates I want. I won't be donating to the DNC any time soon.
Or at least that lost duet with Michael.
A woman who criticized Ghislaine Maxwell’s transfer to their facility in an interview has been transferred out to another facility which houses violent offenders. Trump’s DOJ is now punishing people who criticize his sex offender friends. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵
i think people need a refresher on what constitutes a Distraction. the cracker barrel logo thing (zero stakes, obviously invented controversy) is a Distraction. the ongoing military occupation of washington dc (ample footage of random delivery drivers being violently detained by feds) is not
[interview] HR: Can you give me an example of your problem solving skills Me: I was fired from my last job and now i'm applying for this one
What a surprise, said no one. $WMT
every single democrat should be saying this
Another thought about Miller's "hippie" rant: it's another example of how they all thought that once they won, we'd HAVE to let them be cool and popular. They are SO mad we still get to fucking hate them and say it in the streets full-throatedly