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created April 9, 2025

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Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this song!

30/8/2025, 2:06:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear and obey head worm!

30/8/2025, 1:58:12 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kid you not, when I saw Independence Day with Will Smith there was a standing ovation.

30/8/2025, 12:28:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love Mister Miracle!

29/8/2025, 1:49:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh? That's really happening? I was sure that was a joke!

29/8/2025, 1:45:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*starts mixing the kool-aide*

28/8/2025, 10:43:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 12:02:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐ŸŒ€โš ๐“ฆ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฆ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ปโš ๐ŸŒ€ (@truthfisher.bsky.social) reposted

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27/8/2025, 1:43:04 AM | 887 227 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

27/8/2025, 2:24:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is a messy bitch.

27/8/2025, 12:27:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post some product placement!

25/8/2025, 9:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely prefer this Gorn to the alien knock off in Strange New Worlds.

25/8/2025, 6:49:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No problem whatsoever!

25/8/2025, 6:47:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such a great movie, it is one of the few adaptations that squarely makes Victor rightly the monster.

25/8/2025, 6:46:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 6:38:40 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's taking blood thinners, it could be for clots, that would explain the swollen legs as well.

25/8/2025, 6:37:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:53:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:52:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

I first read this as Leonard Cohen and I was like "I'm in!"

25/8/2025, 4:49:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Confessions St Augustine

25/8/2025, 12:30:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

No!!! The integrity of the timeline!!!

25/8/2025, 12:29:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh...

25/8/2025, 12:19:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean it's no Temporary Secretary, but it's okay.

25/8/2025, 12:04:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

So fun fact, the whole my name is blah and I'm here to say that you hear in so many fake comedic raps came from cocoa pebble commercial in the 80s. My name is Barney Rubble and I'm here to say, I love cocoa pebbles in a major way...

24/8/2025, 2:55:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:22:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow how coincidental that she saw the guy that moved her to a minimum security prison from a hell hole did nothing wrong. Wow that's really lucky for her.

22/8/2025, 7:32:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes I'm sure the inflation and martial law are back burners to a corporate logo change.

22/8/2025, 12:44:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will bring the economy to a screeching halt

22/8/2025, 12:29:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey we're overthrowing democracy...PIZZA PARTY!!!!!!๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽˆ ๐ŸŽŠ

22/8/2025, 12:27:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eaters of the world unite all you have to lose is your waistline!

21/8/2025, 11:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't you remember all the neocons that thought the Colbert Report was authentic. The right has no gene that senses irony or satire in the least.

21/8/2025, 1:58:19 AM | 81 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knew your father I did! That's great...MOOOOOM!!!

20/8/2025, 11:50:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My doctor said, "M-O-O-N that spells moon!"

20/8/2025, 11:49:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That one image literally got Reagan and the NRA to support gun control.

20/8/2025, 2:37:00 AM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social)

Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.

19/8/2025, 7:32:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me about it, stud!

16/8/2025, 9:41:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would have never thought I'd read Captain Beefheart and accessible in the same sentence.

16/8/2025, 9:28:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked the part where she erotically danced for a 10 year old boy. So wholesome! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

16/8/2025, 7:31:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane I don't want to be on the beach, no! I don't want to be on the beach, no! I don't want to be on the beach! -Dead Milkmen

16/8/2025, 7:25:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some people are slow readers.

16/8/2025, 7:18:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 7:16:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would say that the parts of social media that are text based are dominated by gen-X and Millenials and their pop culture references are frozen in whatever peaked when they were in their 30s. The younger generation where you'd get the new references are on video based media like reels and TikTok.

16/8/2025, 5:09:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wolf Conservation Center ๐Ÿบ (@nywolforg.bsky.social) reposted

Latest news! North Carolina Reps. joined together to propose a bipartisan resolution for continued Red Wolf repopulation and recovery effort support, including building wildlife corridors. With only 18 known Red Wolves left in the wild, every step forward is vital. Read more: ๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/4mDSqZC

15/8/2025, 6:08:07 PM | 7669 1357 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

IMHO "Nobody Loves You" should have been as big as Imagine.

15/8/2025, 12:52:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John, I think he's due for a reassessment, people ignore a lot of his middle works in the 70s. Walls and Bridges is a fantastic album and deserves a new look.

15/8/2025, 12:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim'll Paint It (@sirpaintalot.bsky.social) reposted

Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs As requested by Morgan

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13/8/2025, 9:28:53 AM | 3800 464 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck is this bullshit!

12/8/2025, 10:53:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

These growths are a result of the cottontail rabbit papillomavirus (CRPV), also known as Shope papillomavirus (SPV). While the growths can be alarming, the virus is not known to be contagious to humans or other animals, and it doesn't usually cause the rabbits pain

12/8/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope James Gunn uses this freak at some point:

12/8/2025, 12:11:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does mean a Pink Baloney Club parody is forthcoming?

9/8/2025, 2:29:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So a faulty or lying map?

8/8/2025, 10:38:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 10:34:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I prefer mine sous vide

8/8/2025, 4:39:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

They will soon enough. I think the white pride, we will not be replaced rhetoric from the right will happen before the year is out.

7/8/2025, 10:50:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NYT with their heel firmly on the pulse of the people.

7/8/2025, 1:30:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the deal with sweet transvestites...am I right?

6/8/2025, 1:08:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He tells it like it is! I say as I am loaded onto the train car to the concentration camp.

5/8/2025, 6:00:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I think of a tough as nails mad dog in the ring, I think of Karl Lagerfeld.

4/8/2025, 11:54:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the I'm Every Woman Thesis set forward by professor Dr. Chaka Khan

4/8/2025, 11:50:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was a boy blowing up the moon was just a beautiful beautiful dream.

4/8/2025, 9:13:44 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're Earthlings! Blow up Earth things!

4/8/2025, 9:12:36 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

So they didn't have a quorum to redistrict but they did have a quorum to issue arrest warrants for the reps that weren't there...am I getting that right?

4/8/2025, 9:03:12 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 5:34:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure that's a picture from my house, buddy.

4/8/2025, 5:30:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Dracula is a real jerk.

4/8/2025, 3:35:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The right wing followers have gotten their marching orders. Under nearly every news story about the firing I see the Fox News followers all repeating that she was fired for incompetence because the the jobs numbers have never ever been revised before, ever. Therefore it was suspect.

3/8/2025, 6:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dolores has always been my silver screen crush

3/8/2025, 6:36:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People always ask why is baseball, but never "How is baseball?"

3/8/2025, 3:50:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
2/8/2025, 7:00:15 PM | 12558 1641 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ottobots Assemble! (@ottobotsassemble.bsky.social) reply parent

We need to stuff Grover inside of Elmo inside of big bird a turducken situation if you will

2/8/2025, 6:37:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 3:20:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dr. Smith having a real one.

2/8/2025, 3:18:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My friends just rave about it. I hate it.

2/8/2025, 2:19:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m sorry, but I donโ€™t want to be an emperor. Thatโ€™s not my business. I donโ€™t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each otherโ€™s happiness

2/8/2025, 2:54:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lisa: They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. Principal Skinner: Now as a special treat, courtesy of our friends at the meat council, please help yourselves to this tripe.

2/8/2025, 1:49:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was just an excitable boy.

2/8/2025, 1:36:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 2:57:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hate to ruin the magic. They are following the duck to eat the duck poop.

31/7/2025, 2:18:36 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh you know Mr. Garrick. No. Oh you know him, he's that girl you went to elementary together, with she had the hair. No. Anyway he's getting bladder surgery next March.

30/7/2025, 7:02:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fugazi? Investors have been reacting to a jazz band?

29/7/2025, 1:46:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 2:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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S'lar pannels

28/7/2025, 2:02:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trash movies from the 50s are Ed Wood's

28/7/2025, 3:11:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spilt my slurp juice. ๐Ÿฅบ

27/7/2025, 10:54:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone is so creative!

27/7/2025, 10:51:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On a clear evening you can see Sponsored by Pepsi a Space Experience of Rings(tm) with a good telescope.

27/7/2025, 1:08:05 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's always the ones you most suspect.

26/7/2025, 3:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chimp-eh-looo-ya, chimp-eh-looo-ya, chimp-eh-loo-ya, chimp-eeeeeh-looooooooooooo-yah

26/7/2025, 4:43:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean 2011 's the Artist?

26/7/2025, 4:41:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She just got immunity for her meeting today. He's gonna pardon her.

26/7/2025, 1:24:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Translation...yes

25/7/2025, 2:21:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife who is not political at all, said she looks like cruella deville

25/7/2025, 5:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No! You'll summon him!

24/7/2025, 11:02:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heyooo literature!

24/7/2025, 11:00:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/7/2025, 10:46:21 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#BookSky

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20/7/2025, 8:15:57 AM | 20450 4723 | View on Bluesky | view

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But where did the lighter fluid come from, Michael!

20/7/2025, 10:18:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's nothing in constitution agin it!

20/7/2025, 10:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dropping the kids off at the christening.

19/7/2025, 8:36:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 8:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view