Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
You're right. Look at her dress. It quite clearly is reflected in the desk. Fartages light blue suit? Nah! All blocked out in black.
#FND Lightweight socialist who only uses an anonymous avatar because he's not too photogenic, and would rather laugh than do politics. However, if politics is your thing... (Also, Owen Dirkshift isn't my real name.)
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You're right. Look at her dress. It quite clearly is reflected in the desk. Fartages light blue suit? Nah! All blocked out in black.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
Shame about Angie, but only to be expected. Miss her already. Bad Enoch is jumping up and down with joy, of course.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
My prediction is that our Angie will go with her head held high, and will quietly put the flat back on the market. Someone will get a bargain, and will have their new home wrecked by flag shaggers who still think she owns it. The media will then blame her for not making the sale public...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice to see him standing to attention for his Führer!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Disclosure: I'm an atheist, so I don't care either way! It's just two groups pontificating over whose sky wizard is the real one.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
If there are more Muslims in the UK than Christians, because no bugger goes to church anymore and they're all being converted into pizza restaurants, whose fault is that?
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
The more nutters that join Reform, the better, especially the non MPs. Remember, they lost their seats because they are as mad as a box of frogs, not because they were Tory. That hasn't changed...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Should be charged with sedition!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope she survives, but I doubt that she'll be too upset now, if she doesn't.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Apples don't fall far from the tree.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrought iron are better...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
She's bonkers, she won't do it...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a complete waste of money. It achieves nothing, and no-one has given me any logical reason to have one yet. I don't have a problem with them, per se', I just don't think they do anything in a liberal society. I've never yet gone to do something where I needed one.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
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Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
That's because its assumed.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess you missed that bit that says they cant, and don't have to do it all at once.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
To which war does he refer?
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Come back with this when this term is over...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Sauce for the goose...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
We need a ruthless, racist, idiot in charge of the Tories to keep the votes down. Don't wish our best asset away!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
If you can say it, it ain't!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
If you have half a dozen women who accuse the same person of raping them, are they all lying? As they probably wouldn't have any witnesses, possibly, but unlikely, given the rapist has history. Even if you said that some of them could be, at least one wouldn't. In my book, that's enough!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Just imagine if she'd have stayed in power longer than she did?
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
So Trumpedo has declared war on Venezuela! The bastard didn't die, so he has to create another Epstein distraction!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Then she'll go, not because she got it wrong, but because "it has become a distraction". Even people like us, (well maybe not me - I tend to give them the benefit of the doubt), are starting to jump on the Tory bandwagon, when perhaps we shouldn't. And she'll be back in cabinet within two years.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
They can be a lot more helpful than you imagine. I've fallen foul myself in the past, and they've been really good to me.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
If she declared it as her main residence when it isn't, then you're absolutely right and she should be hung out to dry, but if she didn't and the solicitor "got it wrong" then there are grounds for a discussion with HMRC, which would be considered favourably, providing she paid up.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
The solicitor sorts that out. Not her fault. End of.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Nowt wrong with that, providing that the warehouses are fully fitted to give them, at least, the same facilities that they currently get from the hotels, which are under threat all the time by flag shaggers. They would only be temporary anyway, but safe.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Now he has his private army, he'll take no notice and do it anyway.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
No he isn't. Grow up.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
So Trumpedo didn't announce anything that anyone wanted to hear then. OK, that's me back to sleep!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
As an Englishman, I can understand that. Why would he fly the Scottish flag at home. I wouldn't, but it doesn't mean that I disrespect Scotland! Ditto Norniron! We do have Welsh dragons in our house for other members of the family too.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Camper than Autosleepers!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as they're converted to give asylum seekers equivalent facilities as the hotels or better, and keeps them safe, I have no problems with that.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
They do! They are still in charge. Anything else is just rhetoric. Listen to the room.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
If I can, I remove them. Can't always, but motorway bridges are easy, and im keeping them for the ladies football world cup! Should have quite a collection by then. I've got six this week alone, and silly sods keep on replacing them. 🤣
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you misunderstood me. I was commenting on him thinking that voters should stay in the union, not that you'd be back in it yourself.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
When the right started burning down the hotels.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to fuck up another planet, eh!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
That may well be, all I was going by was what I was seeing. I would like to have read the article, but it's behind a pay wall.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I listened to his speech and was surprised at the level of Starmer bashing. I know it's his job to lead his party and one way of doing that is rubbishing the "opposition" to encourage voters, but I thought it was a bit self defeating to be honest. Good salesmen never run down competitors products.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
It means that he genuinely sees it as a good thing for those that are in it, and has no selfish agenda.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
And aren't MAGA going to feel so very foolish...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
I'm not religious. When "he" finally pops his mortal clogs, that will be it. There'll be no knocking on pearly gates or trying to buy holy oven gloves, and he won't be looking down from above on the chaos he's caused. History will write him up - just like Putin, Hitler, Mussolini and Ceaușescu etc..
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Then he doesn't have an axe to grind, does he?
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet she's like noshing on a poncey porous plimpsole too!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Had fuck all to do with the government, and everything to do with the BBC!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
One of the problems with being a floating voter is that sometimes you make the wrong call. I've been lucky enough to have only done that twice, but on both occasions it was a doozey! I regret those occasions, but there doesn't seem to be much I can do about that, other than learn from them. I have.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect that PooTin knew exactly what he was doing. Pilots are, literally, high flyers, trained in catastrophe management. They wouldn't have been fazed by this. Russia was putting out a message with only a very slight chance of it going tits up. However, the genie is now out of the bottle...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have preferred "GOODBYE"
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Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I never thought of this until you said that, but I've spent more time in hospital this year, than I have in my entire life before, and I can't say that I've seen a single brown person on any of the wards, or waiting rooms that I've been in. Isn't that strange! Are a lot of them private, I wonder?
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
They do, well some of them, but the flag shaggers are too far gone to understand. The only solution is removal of rightwing parties, and only the ballot box can do that.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, you can't even put it down to a generational thing anymore. The flag shaggers are all ages now. Can't see how it can be fixed. A short stay in an NHS hospital is what these people need, to see just how many "non white" angels that there are. Take them out and there'd be few left.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
So the accident had fuck all to do with the domestic violence incident, then.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
It was all over the BBC last night.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is he wearing a hat with ASS written on it?
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Just copying the Republicans. Why can't they get their own ideas. In Custard Bunter's day, Trump was copying the Tories.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
If they shot each other, it'd be three weeks before either of them said, "Ouch!".
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Good job too, after 14 years of Tory/LibDem stupidity!
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You don’t see this👇🏼news pushed by the BBC on its main news page like they “report” when Farage opens his mouth or a migrant lands etc.. #RightWingScum put a Union Jack on a Mosque to intimidate them.. So its leaders put it in a window saying 'This is our flag... we are proud British Muslims”👏🏼👏🏼👌🏼
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Last time my brother read that book, he was iliad tonsillitis
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
What the fuck do the hotel flag shaggers think they are going to do if they get inside? Kill someone? Really? And that's going to convince everyone that they are right??? Nationalists, eh? Duh!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Must admit. I wasn't impressed either. Just about watchable, but not much of a plot. The political subplots were interesting though.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
So. He fucking lied, again! Better luck next time....
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
Congratulations to whoever removed the union jacks off the motorway bridge on the old Gloucester road. I was going to do it myself, but you beat me to it!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
C'mon Trumpedo, show your face. The suspense is killing me...
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Do it anyway. Call it a dress rehearsal!
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Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
The amount of damage to the US's economy caused by banning guns ≈ 0%. The amount of damage to politicians bank balances caused by banning guns > 0%. THIS IS THE ONLY MATHEMATICS NEEDED TO EXPLAIN WHY INNOCENT CHILDREN GET MURDERED, IN SCHOOL, ON A REGULAR BASIS.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
It'll come to nothing, as it always will.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
You couldn't possibly do that job effectively with it, and it may get worse. Sooner rather than later, he willl have to give it up.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
He appears to be getting clumsy, and barely knows where he is anymore. And he is going deaf. My diagnosis is Functional Neurological Disorder. Why do I think this? Because it almost exactly mirrors my own symptoms. It's not life threatening, but neither is it treatable, and it is life changing.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
Trumpedo is walking badly, particularly on the one side. His memory is rubbish. He suffers with brain fog. He repeats himself and is losing spacial awareness. He is breaking out with massive bruising. He suffers with insomnia. He probably also has migraines, meniers, labyrinthitis and/or vertigo.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
He is doing. Wake up!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
We've had a surprising number of flags hung around the district, mostly in private gardens, but some on motorway bridges. Can't do much about the private ones, but what's the legal position regards the motorway bridge ones? Anyone know? I want to remove them when it's dark, but not illegally!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Cabbage, cheese and ground black pepper. Lived on it when I was poor!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
No, Nigel. They don't have more rights. They just have different rights! And one of those is to be housed, temporarily, by the state, while their case is processed! #Idiotfooltwunt
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh! Loverlee! I might have to indulge later.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
These, so called, concerned locals, are, at best misrepresenting things. At worst, a bunch of racist liars! Sorry, but it's none of their business, and they should be ignored.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
I live within 300 yards of an asylum seekers hotel, which was cleared out by the last government, overnight one day, and I've got to be honest, they were there for months before I even realised it. And they were gone for a couple of days before I realised too. That's how much effect they had on us.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I didn't see that coming. Blind, but glad! Let's hope that the National Front don't kick off again!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Curry sauce on chips is lovely.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm the same. Do the best you can.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Not always. Some have disabilities and disorders thrown at them out of nowhere, later in life.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Just ban the fuckin' things!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
When you read this, awful though it is, you realise just how poorly his brain is now. Not in a million years could he produce such a, grammatically, well constructed narrative like this in his current mental state!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
The amount of damage to the US's economy caused by banning guns ≈ 0%. The amount of damage to politicians bank balances caused by banning guns > 0%. THIS IS THE ONLY MATHEMATICS NEEDED TO EXPLAIN WHY INNOCENT CHILDREN GET MURDERED, IN SCHOOL, ON A REGULAR BASIS.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
FFS, there is no *power of prayer*. It's bunkum!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
Global warming is changing the societal chemistry of the world. That's what is driving immigration everywhere. Get used to it, Western Europe, Scandiwegia and Canada. Pretty soon those will be the only places worth moving to!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Kennedy, it's the fuckin' guns, you twat!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
Just seen Superman 2025. There's a definite political undercurrent of Newscomb .v. Trump in there! Thankfully, Lex Luther ended up manacled and banged up in the back of a humvee.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
There isn't one. There's no vacancy, and no requirement. The nearest is Von de Leyen and she is president of the European commission, which has no legal power as such. Trump would hate it, even if he was, which he isn't, cos he's a liar.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
I don't care if you are a raging republican or just a bit right wing. Even for you, Trump/Vance is NOT the answer, and for everyone else, they definitely aren't.
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if you don't pick it up within five seconds!
Owen Dirkshift (@owendirkshift.bsky.social)
You can say, "It's the fault of mad cunts not guns", as much as you like, but if there were no guns, the mad cunts couldn't use them! Grow some balls, accept responsibility, and ban them PDQ.