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“I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life….”
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Zero!
I thought it was aluminum cookie sheets?
Yup that’s what I have. But maybe parttime with social security will work. We shall see.
Kinda like pizza.
Just realized what kms means. I hope you choose something else. ❤️ I wouldn’t mind doing something small that I liked forever. Like just teaching preschool and not all the other stuff.
Mr retirement plan is… oh, that’s right, I’m going to work forever.
But I live in NY so….
Where I live they’re usually $10+
I want to play Tiny Bookshop!!
GaryTale: A True Story
Gary My Heart at Wounded Knee
Yay! I can’t wait to watch them enjoy themselves!
Right?
Every time I try to text “god” it autocorrects to “gif.” I am so going to hell.
Omg sooooo freaking cute!
Every year when it gets to be close to autumn, I bake a ton of cookies for my friends. And then I remember that I don’t have any friends, and I eat them by myself.
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
This week was stressful but now it’s over and now I’m at the beach in Delaware with some of my Peace Corps friends. 🌊
I loved it too! Did you see the movie? If so, was it any good?
Did you ask him if he uses Merlin?
Recording your kid crying so you can post it suuuuuucks.
Also, things will change bc ppl can’t seem to stand up to Trump but I’m pretty sure they’ll be able to stand up to JD Vance.
That is so funny and so sad at the same time! Also, I’ll be your friend. With or without the cookies. 🙂
I loathe that movie.
#RobinWilliams #filmsky #moviesky 💔🔄
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Where are you!!? I just saw dolphins off the coast in Delaware.
Oh right. New Jersey. Where you don’t pump your own gas and you exit on the left.
Not if you’re a preschool teacher! Parasaurolophus, btw.
Fuck ICE.
(Sorry. 😂)
Let me know if you find my prescription sunglasses.
Juice World three months before he died. 💔
When that happens to me (every night) I take an edible (every night).
My son used to run a jump in piles of leaves yelling, “A Minor!!!” Huh. Kind of like Kendrick Lamar. Minus the leaves.
We’re fucking doomed.
Pay attention. Your family’s safety is on the line.
You’ve convinced me to do the same. Lol.
I make up songs about my cats every time I shower.
Ha! Did you know that saying the word buffalo seven times in a row makes an actual sentence?
When I say “morning!” I’m not wishing you a good one. I’m just acknowledging the sheer horror of its existence.
I actually bought it for my preschool classroom. But I don’t think I can take it away from my cat.
Yeah well usually it’s a confused white male Trump supporter so maybe THAT should be investigated?
You realize you now cannot move?
Reminds me of a cool Dr Who episode.
Sadly, I agree.
I think, at this point, the only thing exceptional about America is the number of dead schoolchildren and how we're completely unwilling to do anything about it.
That other turtle is like what the fuck is Phil doing?
Woah……
Omg are school lunches still not free for everyone?!?
Yeah. Damp is almost as bad. Swampy? 😳
Oh yes!
I will make you feel so good about the state of your house, mind, etc. 😂😂😂
What the fuck?
The cello is my all time favorite instrument! Alas, I do not know how to play it.
I sleep.
I am definitely one of the giant disaster people.
Goodbye @nytgames.bsky.social … your greed is a shortsighted and foolish as your management. I’ll play chess puzzles in the morning instead of wordle.
Did they add Wordle? I knew they made it so I couldn’t play the mini crossword and letterbox but I still played Wordle this morning. Only a matter of time I guess. Fuckers.
Exactly. And scarves.
I understand. I just gave my cat a stuffed animal armadillo. ❤️
One time my friend’s pool had tadpoles in it and I tried to rescue them all and put them in the nearby creek. 🐸
Oooh that is impressive! Also, I love the word trebuchet.
It’s the guns!
He is not. 🙁
You think we weren’t prepared for the last pandemic ….
It’s heartbreaking to live here.
Same reason I run into everyone I know when I go shopping in my pajamas. 🙄
In Nobody Wants This that is called the Ick. Lol.
Another school shooting? You’ve got to be fucking kidding.
“If you can do no good, at least do no harm.” Kurt Vonnegut
Why was this billboard REJECTED? As the New York State Fair began in Syracuse this past week, we wanted to continue to shed light on the cruel exhibit inside: The Dairy Cow Birthing Center run by the New York Animal Agriculture Coalition... 1/5
And a job in the current administration.
it feels good to be on the right side of history
The President of the United States sat in the Oval Office and said "a lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator" and that is not even a top story.
I can name one. 😂
I want to come!!!
You’ve just described the essence of Haruki Murakami’s latest novel!
Just discovered this myself. Nope.
It is age. I don’t do it but if I did it would be because Lvl 58 sounds way cooler than age 58. 😂
This is brilliant. I'm proud to call her my friend.
Seriously?
I have the same hat! Lol.
It’s one reason I don’t work for a school district anymore. The small cooperative preschool where I teach is all about inclusion. ❤️
Jesus Fucking Christ this country is RIDICULOUS 🤡
Ha! Great gif!
But Burning Man = good
Blasphemy!
We love you, MilkPork! ❤️