Disrespectful calling me “very little”. I prefer the given name in my handle
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Disrespectful calling me “very little”. I prefer the given name in my handle
Ye olde drone swarm. I hate speed running through Neal Stephenson’s books. Today it’s “The Diamond Age”
New Orleans has entered the chat.
The fun part is when the insane chaos monkeys on SCOTUS get to decide if the word “reasonable” represents the supporting columns or the car about to be crushed on any given case.
Also check out Prof Brian Kalt’s book “Unable”. I always share his stuff because he’s just a genuinely good person. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/lawf...
I’m tired of the Newsome posts almost as much ac I am of the Trump posts. But Meiselas is also using the same lines of attack and has a huge following. Apparently there is a liberal version of the oath keepers. What the fuck are we doing here?
i hate to hand it to 'em but "there is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow lines and dead armadillos" goes hard
Found on Mastodon... fediscience.org/@kaiarzheime...
listen as somebody who has a lot of really good ideas ideas are fundamentally worthless. sorry. we give WAY too much credence to people who have them. yeah, even good ones, dude. the only thing I respect is execution. whether it's in myself or somebody else. an idea executed is worth something
Same, but I fit in too well so I had to come back after evacuating. It’s still a beautiful city.
They can’t even foment a coup or decent secessionist movement anymore. I guess that’s what you get for outing and firing CIA operatives. 💫silver linings💫
They ordered this regime on Temu and got the shitty dupe.
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
Exactly as the Founders intended, under god
*Brak
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
Threaten me with a good time. I love that shit.
* “People”, here, is a specific group of racist shitbags.
Oomph
I’d watch the fucken shit out of this.
Space Ghost cuts in: you tried to indict this guy for throwing a sandwich? A ham fucking sandwich? You don’t see the irony here? Brax: I did know d-did not know d’er was mustard on it?! DOOM: take it to the chest vest cheddar in a fresh mess, countersue the suits bless you and Luigi too…
This is the backyard of at least three billionaire families: the DeVos, Van Andel, and Gordon families. Probably the Meijers go here, too.
The lighthouse pier in Holland, MI. Deport Trump
starting a new org to recruit centrist candidates called run from something
Strom Borgman, a 90 year-old android that travels across space in a cube so he can be racist.
Well somebody has to lose. I might as well make it fun for you.
I never clerked. Does that mean you get to read my idiot bullshit and tell the judge if you buy it or not? (Yes, you buy it, every time.)
Yes, but they add so much value turning choice into prime during the packing process.
Brutalist boxed exteriors reflect the struggle of the people
Read some fiction or work through a textbook and you’ll be a’ight. Doctor’s orders.
Btw, graduated 2019 and feel the same way you do. Just getting some traction as solo practitioner in estate planning, real estate, and probate. (The state civil practice trifecta)
It doesn’t take too much experience to fuck a ham sandwich, though. You’re doing great.
It appears this Aakash Singh worked for Sen. Tillis and is a 2017 law grad. He needs to be infamous.
Handmade is amazing. Out of a tub it’s decent
Bravery. Courage. This is inspiring
Can't be emphasized enough that Jonathan Mitchell is a real piece of shit
if you think rural keeps you safe: “Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security Tricia McLaughlin then accused the town of “reckless reliance” on the department’s E-Verify program.” translated: “don’t trust our website-can’t you see he’s Black?” #tacoknobjob www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/08/19/p...
Beautiful. There are also some rare mushrooms in those mountains this time of year.
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
It’s true, and then I’m reminded that I was born in the “1900s” and I turn to dust and blow away on the wind.
Dummymander 2026
I can tell this isn’t real because he isn’t wearing a mask on his face and learning how to fuck a hamster while hurling racial slurs.
Who could have predicted? (So so so many of us, that’s who)
A very goofy “a-hyuck”
They gaslit you all throughout the election.
This will soon be actual officers and all of it is so avoidable.
Oh hell yeah
Otherwise known as *state capitalism*
Conservatives approaching the point
Bro look out it’s Meal Team Six. Motherfucker pulling up like he’s part of the Gravy Seals.
That’s what I did with my JD and passing the bar and character and fitness…. Turned away from the $300 billable hour working against the carceral state and towards being an armed goon that might (and frankly deserves to) be beat up by a crowd of democracy-loving patriots
Can’t I have a gold bar, as a treat?
Prioritize soil health and carbon sequestration for our planet
Art of the deal.
“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.
Dude’s eyes are so close together he can’t see a ball coming at him.
I'm not necessarily saying nominative determinism is real but CoreCivic, one of the largest private prison companies in the US and a top ICE contractor, just appointed a guy named Swindle as their new CEO. So, I guess I'm also not necessarily saying it's not real either.
I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law
Cancers caused by virus wasn’t a crossover I thought about very much, but the fact that we can vaccinate against some of these cancers is fucking amazing.
The Regime’s insistence on federal supremacy over policing big cities is as hypocritical as it is lawless. Abortion? State issue. Policing? Bring in the Federal military.
gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden
There are like 12 nytimes parody accounts. If someone can’t recognize the genre they aren’t on Bluesky very often
Also abolish La Migra, CBP
Could you use a substitute? I think Daniel Smith is US, but I’m sure they get pigments from around the world.
Reminder that CBP (La Migra) is worse than ICE.
It needs to be at a hotel with a spa and a river or lake.
The arbitration clause is understandable and in better favor of consumers than most. I don’t know what Cory’s issue is.
An unarmed veteran was attacked from behind, sustaining injuries and being dragged into a Portland ice building.
None of my former argument counterparts have reached out to me with repentance for being so terribly hilariously predictably wrong about Trump not being a fascist dickbag. Starting to think they weren’t arguing in good faith!?
Experimental philosophy
One thing I know for sure is that if *I* called the cops and said “some guy just threw a sandwich at me” they would consider me to be a huge baby and think I was wasting their time.
This is incredibly empathetic and important
Newsom is a gutless, spineless coward, a cruel neoliberal jackass obviously delighted by violence against the homeless and totally unconcerned with trans lives. A new and inferior iteration of Obama.
Horned puppy
I have hope today. More than one person realized this was bait.
Honestly, thanks.
I was told that I would develop heart problems from the Covid vaccine. When will the sweet release of death take me?
In sum, trumpism is a fascist movement. Leftist resistance is not.
14. Ur-Fascism speaks newspeak. Trump has his own upside-down definition of: birthright citizenship, DEI, efficiency, emergency, hoax, lawfare, political prosecutions, the Gulf of Mexico, etc. The left defers to expertise on these matters.
The right also opposes the legislature as the seat of power and substitutes the executive, exactly as Trump has done, humiliating Congress. The left endlessly votes and supports democracy, and works to make democracy more representative of the people instead of oligarchs and money.
13. The people do not have democratic control, but rather a “common will” that may only be interpreted by the ruler. On the right, the “silent majority” is the fantasy here. Trump needed to call his tiny margin of votes a “historic mandate” to interpret the will of the people.
The left doesn’t have this. The lack of machismo, shown by the right’s elevation of purple haired women as avatars of the left, is a partial truth of the left and also says more about the right. The left is a mass movement, not a male movement.
12. Since permanent war is hard, and heroism is hard, the power is transferred to sexual machismo, and since sex is hard, transferred to playing with swords and guns in shows of machismo. Trump’s birthday parade. Trump’s discussions of his sexual prowess. He does this constantly.
It similar does not apply to the left, which currently as a mass movement isn’t willing to die a hero’s death to prevent fascism. The best thing you can do is fight and stay alive to fight another day.
11. Everyone is educated to become a hero. The best thing you can do is die a hero’s death. Trump believes he is a hero because he is a narcissist. But, I think society is so devoid of honor that this hero bit no longer applies except at the fringes, where mass shooters believe this applies to them
The left has contempt for rightist fuckwads because of the way they try to treat humans. The left typically punches up and seeks a flat hierarchy. The right punches down and seeks a regimented hierarchy with themselves at the top.
10. Popular elitism. Contempt for the weak. Hierarchical society consists of superiors who disdain their underlings and underlings who want to be superiors. Pete Hegseth embodies this one perfectly. His contempt drips from him. Stephen Miller also. If you read JD Vance’s book, he hates his people.
on this like it is a formula. Their final solution is no brown people in the nation and deport them. This is what Trump is doing with ICE. There is no similar impulse on the mainstream left. Life is a series of mistakes that we try to be less wrong about, there will always be progress. Progressive!
9. Life is permanent warfare, after which all will be good with the world - a “final solution”. No fascist leader has solved this predicament. The national conservative movement believes that the U.S. will be perfect when immigrants are less than 15% of the population. They literally put a number
The left is actually similar, here. Trump is a dumbass but also has so much power. The fact he is even in office is a humiliation. The difference is that nobody in left leadership is excoriating the left for allowing the humiliation, while Trump is doing that to the right.
8. The fascists must feel humiliated by their enemies. The enemies are both too strong and too weak. This is the politics of grievance turned up to 11. The right has it in spades. The left wants to kill all your babies but also can’t govern.
The left feels like a movement yearning for the opportunity to create better times. There is disdain for the right, but not obsession. Fuck those guys putting up a wall, we need healthcare. Leftists also attack each other for mistakes, instead of externalizing and scapegoating it to the right.
7. Obsession with a plot against themselves. The right believes that the left is all communists who want to do all the things to them that they do to the left. In their mind it results in a perfect sniper’s alley where any shot should be taken at any time. They are obsessed with grievance.
In contrast, the left wants universal healthcare. Not to exclude meth heads or MAGA dipshits. Universal. House the poor, feed the hungry. The left is intolerant of fascists, but believe that if even MAGA voters get services, they won’t want to have them taken away.