just make the fucking food, chad
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just make the fucking food, chad
kevin they don’t care
the crimes committed against food on tiktok are unbelievable. have you seen the male chefs that insist on throwing ingredients onto the board or pan or whatever
you’re way too patient with these chucklefucks
WOOO!
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social SEE YOU AT CRIME CON!!!
but don’t they like him??
Geez man well I’m glad to hear it
please tell me more about these precious babies
amen
damn I didn’t know you were sick, Al. I hope you’re doing ok
funny also we were taught that laws were real
mass protest works
a lot of mitochondrial issues
it was the best of the times, it was the blurst of times
I think because he hasn’t been seen in a few days and people are getting emotionally desperate
well same, obviously. two fun high schoolers
I can’t believe people are out here living on the prairie
I think about that (hypnotizing Phil) at least once a week
found out today that a coworker didn’t have running water as a kid?? my dude you were born adter 9/11 what on earth
:::applause:::
imagine hating black people so much that you need to outlaw the mere suspicion of diversity
A Trump who is a grifter? you don’t say
I used to have the extra long version on ~VHS~
“can I eat it?”
21 Days of Beauty is so mid this year, they couldn’t even throw us a bone after what we’ve been through?
thank you for your attention to this matter
not trying to yuck your yum or anything, phillies fans are just the worst
the last time I went to a phillies game (hopefully forever) I was seated next to a mets fan. the guys behind us poured beer over us and threatened to rape me in the parking lot
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
why wait for a pandemic!
oh damn REM
great minds, etc etc and so on
how do you function without spiraling into a pit of despair
omgggggggg
my skull is perfectly proportioned I keep telling you that!!!
this kind of dystopian shit happening daily and some rando has the gall to get mad that I’d rather think about Travis n Taylor
This is gonna ruin the NFL season for the worst people in the world and I love that for them
will they raid his house next or try to indict him on mortgage fraud? taking all bets
the older I get, the happier I am at just looking like myself
best case scenario
i’m such a big fan of asking the banners to point out specific parts of the books that they read that they found offensive
just wishful thinking I guess
I’m crying
the older men get, the more they act like 3 year olds
nooooo
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
there is a federal law that all comedy clubs must have embarrassing names. here we are at fuckin MAGOOBY’S
literally had this in my bathroom until about a month ago
that’s awesome!!!
this is the guy we should be pushing, not gavin fucking newsom
nurses truly are the OG mean girls
who the actual fuck
even if you’re not on TT you should know that the official pillsbury account signs off its comments with “hoo hoo”
it’s so good
why oh why is it so far away
I wonder what made up federal charge they’ll accuse Ossoff of
oo that’s a good one
Mancow wouldn’t lie to me like that
you are a great resource!
this versus my mom sending me off with a lunchable
I know ugh
they truly have no clue what anything costs
the only real knowledge the docs I work with seem to have is which payor makes them do the most peer to peers (united healthcare)
parv, why doesn’t my doctor know this surgery isn’t covered by my insurance? because it’s on a different part of your chart because it takes another degree to decipher payor contracts because your doctor has never coded and billed a claim, that’s another job
most I’ve talked to only have opinions about how often some insurers insist on peer to peers
like, I teach my docs about coverage lmao. for so many of them this is their first job! so I cringe when I hear people think their doctor knows this stuff
it’s always a little shocking how completely ignorant doctors are about health insurance, although when I think on it, it makes sense. Don’t trust your doc to know if your care is covered
adding, I think the original musicians were better
hahahahahahA FAIR ENOUGH because around 2010 is when I stopped listening to them
sentient hairstyle 😂
I mean, they’re pretty popular!
this is a Big Deal
even andrew carnegie managed to do a few good things with his money
give me a couple more months with these new student loan payments
that’s me, but I’m very sleepy at the moment
dude you can just google those manuals
marriage
if you motherfuckers make me vote for gavin newsom i stg
Just saw a video where the creator literally said “when it comes to Gavin newsom, we are in a burning house WE DONT HAVE TIME to ask for everything to be perfect.” Bitch WE HAVE THREE YEARS TO DO EXACTLY THAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN
same
i assume someone must be lol
honestly not sure how any of you are getting through the day sober
Bruce Villanch
omg
CHEF DAN 🥹🥹🥹
oh I can’t wait to watch
like a modern day fraggle eating the hard work of the dozers
my high school celebrity crush being hot and woke in 2025 wasn’t what I expected, but I’m very here for it
i’m so so glad she’s doing well ❤️❤️❤️❤️
ok ok so growing up in massachusetts, a grinder was any long sandwich. but here in PA, it’s a very specific toasted sub situation
can I pet that dawg
lol
sometimes I use a little blender 👀
for me, the tinier the better if I’m using them in a sauce, so they kind of melt
cooking down the paste is elite
it’s amoxicillin
new allergy unlocked!!!
ooo! well good luck, my friend