Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
You guys see where this is going? Right?
Definitely blue. Fork no spoon and more than a sprinkle of formaggio 💙🇮🇹
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view profile on Bluesky Boycott Citizens Bank (@boycottcitizens.bsky.social) reposted
ICE procurement activity since August 22, totaling ~$19M. Companies highlighted in yellow are new to the "Who's Profiting from ICE?" map, available here: bit.ly/3TgUZEq Source: USAspending.gov
Noel Casler Comedy (@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social) reposted
New ‘Noel’s Notes’ out now, link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
"How" (@myoneandonlykat.bsky.social) reposted
My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Comedian Rita Brent previews Gloria Gaynor’s upcoming Kennedy Center performance
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a cross 🤷🏻♀️ drawing in the "end times" section of the cult
Laurie Loves Data (@laurelann.bsky.social) reposted
The US brought in nearly $30 Billion in tariffs in July, triple the amount collected in previous years That's not good news Tariffs are taxes on Americans That $30B was collected from you and me when we bought food, clothes, electronics...
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
If/when he does re-emerge it would be fun to insist that it's a clone just to be annoying
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
A collection of clips from MSNBC of multiple Republicans getting booed at town halls this week.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody pop that melon off his shoulders like a teenage pimple
alexjungle.bsky.social (@alexjungle.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom just reenacted Trump’s cabinet meeting to deliver some data.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
So maga can revise reports?? Didn't they recently come out against that? Why hasn't the earth sucked these maga fanatics underground?
Jacqueline Sweet (@jsweetli.bsky.social) reposted
O'Neill is a "longevity guy" and is buddies with Bryan Johnson and... "He has also supported the libertarian idea of creating new geographic zones, possibly at sea, in which residents can live by their own rules (including, notably, permissive regulatory regimes for new drugs and therapies). "
Josh Drescher (@joshdrescher.bsky.social) reposted
However evil you think this is, it’s worse: “The A.I. companies selected to oversee the program would have a strong financial incentive to deny claims. Medicare plans to pay them a share of the savings generated from rejections.”
Jacqueline Sweet (@jsweetli.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
New acting director of CDC Jim O'Neill expressed being pro paid organ donation. "There are plenty of healthy spare kidneys walking around, unused."
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
The alligators at the Florida concentration camp are out of a job (thankfully) add em into the moat. These maga people are not serious humans.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Even the Nazis on that TV set know he's frikin insane and cut him short
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Full video and more from MeidasTouch here: www.meidasplus.com/p/emergency-...
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
Say what you will about Charlie Kirk telling Taylor Swift to submit to the man in her life, but don't call him a hypocrite. He walks the walk. He's been Trump's faithful and submissive bitch for years.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Fawning all over their orange Jesus solely because they are making a shit ton of money nothing else
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
So tired of all these crazy fucker breathing the same air
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Was there today. Instead of saying it to myself I blurted out...nnnoooooo!!!! Worker just stared in a 'move along lady' kinda way 🤷🏻♀️ she said, it was seasonal 🙄🙄🙄🙄
cherfan75.bsky.social (@cherfan75.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Meanwhile ….Lurking in the shadows…. bsky.app/profile/cher...
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Not quite yet but I'm sure we're in the cross hair
Firehawk (@firehawkjw.bsky.social) reposted
🤣🔊🆙 Repost please or quote. Just spread the truth 👍
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance doesn't have a stronghold on MAGA but he is P2025. Congress will not step out of line from what is half finished.
Lynn Berger (@cheese551.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
The criminal said what? This "administration" is beyond compromised.
Paul Haine (@paulhaine.bsky.social) reposted
Being chased by ICE agent Dean Cain and having to wait 7-10 business days for him to catch up
Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted
"Twenty-three Democratic attorneys general now gather on near-daily Zoom calls at 8 AM Pacific, which means the East Coast officials are already on their third coffee. They divide responsibilities and share templates for lawsuits they’ve been drafting since last spring."
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
It’s the way the billionaire sponsors of the Heritage Foundation intend to have the poors pick up the tab, you big dummy.
ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted
BREAKING: A federal court ruled that Alabama's state senate map violates the Voting Rights Act for unfairly limiting Black political power in Montgomery. This is an important victory for Black voters.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
We missed out on Ben Wikler becoming DNC chair. This guy doesn't have a pulse.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
1500 insurrectionists just shat themselves Jimmy
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
Server: how would you like to pay for your meal tonight? Me: Here’s a potato chip bag of money. Keep the change.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm starting to think Giorgia Meloni, of the Fratelli d'Italia, can't F'ing stand that pos we have
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
In case you missed the GAP/Katseye response to the American Eagle/Sydney Sweeney ad 🔥🔥🔥
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Did exactly that!! 😁
Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted
here's today's post: "actual antichrist really hopes they let him into heaven" — sorry, pal. not a snowball’s chance in you-know-where. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Ditto!!! I read it then sent this to my sibling: My goal before I die is to be able to write like this. Just a slithering cesspool of words to describe one indecent piece of shit.
Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror (@diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social) reposted
“We Only Have This One War Left.” — Europe and Zelenskyy Nod Politely for 45 Minutes
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
The God of this administration is akin to the devil. Go ahead. Door is undoubtedly wide open. According to the other guy's teachings, that door, looong ago, slammed shut.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Ditto
Lisa Reyna Loe (@lisaloe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
THIS 👇🏽 is TDS in real time. bsky.app/profile/leig...
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! Flower words. No GTFO.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
That was written by an almost human not the antichrists occupying this administration and certainly not MT. BTW dumbass signature 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
“A top cybersecurity official for the Israeli government was arrested in Nevada during an undercover operation targeting child sex predators…” Already released and back in Israel. www.mediaite.com/crime/israel...
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted
When you’re having trouble with your DUI field test…
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
The party of small government is now the party of big brother.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Suggestion - time to follow the lead and light it up! Put these two on blast.
Mike Boylan-Kolchin (@mbkplus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It's some kind of sickness. He could just say "Bove is unqualified and has no business being on the court" (which he clearly believes) but he can't bring himself to do that, so he says "it's Democrats' fault that a R president and a R senate put an unqualified nominee on the court"
Michael J. Stern (@michaeljstern.bsky.social) reposted
Do it! And Democratic governors who don't participate need to be voted out. Dems, stop playing softball. You're holding the moral high ground and losing American democracy.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it if you'd both stop breathing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
My reporting has come to the attention of Ghislaine Maxwell’s attorney. Here’s the response I provided to the @thedailybeast.bsky.social
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
NEW: An investigation by ProPublica and @texastribune.org found more than 60 instances of nepotism, self-dealing and conflicts of interest among 27 private schools that likely would have violated state laws had the schools been public. By Lexi Churchill and @emsimani.bsky.social
J KartJe (@jkartje.bsky.social) reposted
Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you forget hes a stealth roof walker
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
I def lost power
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
USA is going to swallow everything that pos does. The most docile citizenry in decades.
Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror (@diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social) reposted
😎 “Where Are Biggie & Tupac?” – Baby Obama Roasts Baby Trump at WHCD 👶🔥
S.E.E. Danesti (@seedanesti.com) reposted
A very long 4 years...
shimmyshake72.bsky.social (@shimmyshake72.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
FanOfWalt (@fanofwalt.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Eric Burlison wonders about People Of Unusual Size If André the Giant were with us today, he might say: “I may be a big giant, but nothing’s bigger than the number of times Trump’s name is in the Epstein files!”
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Their existence won't help you grow
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Smithsonian reinstalled his impeachments. 👏 👏
Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) reposted
So woke of her. I thought fuck them if they can’t take a joke was their motto: "ICE Barbie Lashes Out at ‘South Park’ After It Tore Her Apart" www.thedailybeast.com//petty-ice-b...
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
A girl can dream
Rick Wilson (@therickwilson.bsky.social) reposted
This is the way.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
To boot she's on that stage with has-been jackass from WI - Scooter
Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror (@diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social) reposted
“Made up by Comey, by Obama, by the Biden.” Trump, asked about Epstein, spins a full Deep State Bingo card—after a “very quick” briefing.
Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror (@diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social) reposted
“One year ago, our country was a dead country.” Trump blames Jerome Powell for economic murder, then declares America resurrected and “the hottest.”
AltYellostoneNatPar (@altyellonatpark.org) reposted
If you're not quite clear on what gerrymandering is, this graphic explains it really well.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?
Serendipity (@serendipityinfl.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yeah, no one is on board with ripping up history.
Diaper Diplomacy Unofficial Mirror (@diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social) reposted
“Tens of thousands of videos” – Pam — but no client list, says the FBI.
Ben Wikler (@benwikler.bsky.social) reposted
Yesterday, we learned that Elon Musk spent $55 million to defeat her. Today, we cheered as Judge Susan Crawford took her oath—and became Justice Susan Crawford. Congratulations!
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Breaking: Trump fires his tape measure because it told him his penis is one inch long.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
A prized dog collar that set my mood on the daily
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
What kind of leader slashes health care to fund a golden ballroom? The kind who thinks sickness is your fault—and gold is his right.
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Another one on the list of "I can't wait til you stop breathing "
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just too painful to fully process the stupidity of this wretch
The Weeknight on MSNBC (@weeknightmsnbc.bsky.social) reposted
“They caught the wrong fly in the web”: @matthewjdowd.bsky.social weighs in on the Epstein conspiracy theory firestorm
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
Open an abyss under the white house and suck it underground like poltergeist. We can rebuild.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Starmer is thinking what we are thinking and what most of the world is thinking.
@debbie156 (@debbie156.bsky.social) reposted
It’s critical that every American pay attention to this. I don’t care if you’re dem, indie, or R-this hurts EVERYONE! #ProudBlue #OneV1 #Pinks
gdoms20 🌮 (@pastanotnoodles.bsky.social) reply parent
You are correct Brendan, we don't trust right wing media which is a majority. In the words of Colbert, GFY.
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
The America First geniuses managed to send hairdressers and soccer players into a gulag and *import* a triple murderer into the US. Nice work. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/w...