Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
And wait til they hear about Harlan Crow.
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I hope she's also extremely alarmed at the election results in November 2026 and realizes she's retired.
But still better than getting Shingles. Now that stuff hurts.
Flip Iowa, flip Maine. That's a start, need two more.
We're all going to die one day. Political aspirations and all. Maybe she can hang out with the tooth fairy more.
Their stars aligned.
Wait, two weeks ago, Bondi said "Crime ends today." But crime keeps happening. Sounds like you can't arrest your way out of crime.
Conservatives: Why does the left always make things about skin color?!? Loomer: The cop was Black.
On FB, someone was asking for reviews for a book. When I checked it out, I saw the book was written by AI. I pushed back and told the person that they are in possession of stolen property. They weren't thrilled with that assertion.
Imagine if in the early 1940s, some US Corporal joined the German army and was promoted to General. Would we refer to that guy as a General today? Probably not. I saw that Lee was only a Corporal with the US army before he defected to the Confederacy.
77 is time to retire, not start a career.
Wait til he hears how many were white men.
LOL, I always love seeing those perfectly shiny F350s that have never been used to carry anything, because it could scratch the paint. And you know that owner is the type to bitch about gas prices as they drive a 12 mpg vehicle.
Stephen Miller enters the chat: "You rang?"
Democrats need to get on it. During this Mike Johnson break, they should have been taking turns with a town hall every single night, inviting all the media. They should also have ads on TV every night during Wheel of Fortune.
Markwayne Mullin, driving in DC: "I'm scared." Markwayne Mullin, children murdered:
I wish they'd tweak the questions sometimes like: Do you support President Trump deploying the National Guard in DC and Would you have supported Joe Biden deploying the National Guard in DC? Would you support the National Guard being deployed in your city?
But will they use that clearer sense in the next elections?
So we can indict a ham sandwich but not the guy who throws it.
or democracy?
Does he know of a person whose name is “They” or something?
National Media: During speech, Tim Walz said a swear word! Trump is sending military into Chicago! Also national media: "See, both parties have big problems!"
They gaslit you all throughout the election.
2016-2020: Hillary said this would happen. 2024 - present: Kamala said this would happen.
I thought that looked like Tom Hodson at quarterback.
"I'm for small government and capitalism!"
Not just Florida, all states should join in. Here's one in Connecticut.
Why wait? Do it immediately. Do it to dozens of crosswalks around the whole state.
People should use chalk on crosswalks all over Florida. Make it whack-a-mole for DeSantis.
Trump: The networks keep publishing negative stories about me! Hey dude, if you think they're negative, then maybe you should stop doing those things, eh?
Ahh, you’ve met DOGE.
That’s true, yore rite about that.
Yes, I messed that up. You’re right.
I wouldn’t be surprised if after January JD invokes the 25th Amendment.
It's impossible to get a conviction, so impeachments are irrelevant.
Keep in mind that Trump's death or medically required resignation gives us President JD Vance. And if it happens after January 2026, he could serve for up to 10 years.
Blue states have the highest murder rates. Well, at least by this chart's definition of "blue states", aka MAGA states.
When the Second Amendment was drafted, what did they mean by a tyrannical government? What would that look like to the point where it'd be a good idea to take up arms against the government? Just wondering.
"Let's go find the thyme in the closet. Where is the thyme? Well, I can't find it. I'm not sure what to use instead."
2016 to 2020 - Hillary was right about Trump. She said this would happen. 2024 to present - Kamala was right about Trump. She said this would happen.
CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%. Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Or they just have terrible aim. Like Stormtroopers.
They should play the video at full speed. He's going so slow...what? That is full speed? Wow.
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
The late scenes with Elaine and the inflatable auto pilot should lead to some interesting family discussions. "Why's the balloon smiling?"
I think that if a country attacks or declares war on another country, the President, VP and the entire cabinet needs to fight on the front lines. You want war, you go do it.
Two things can be true: Donald Trump is using the federal government to attack his enemies. John Bolton committed crimes.
The first OO language I learned was Karel. Scratch is another good one for younger kids. I like those because they teach programming concepts and you can't do anything real with them, if you want to be a developer. That forced you to learn another language and see the concepts are the same.
Whiskey, live Irish music, oysters all at Working Man distillery in Pawtucket!
Will INTEL now go bankrupt?
“Hi, I graduated in 1987, I’ve been the CTO at three companies, two of which were startups and we had a great exit. I’m looking for one more opportunity, whether that be CTO or CEO. Do you have any leads?”
The next president's Secret Service team. Once the next president is sworn in, Trump would be a trespasser to the White House and a danger to the president.
A team went nine games without making a single goal. The fans decided to help.
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
Well yeah, look at all the files he had in his bathroom. Arrest him!
The 2026 Senate election is 22 GOP to 13 Dem seats. Dems need to put a lot of focus there and flip at least 2-3 seats. Fight for the House but win the Senate.
Let's count the number of stores that Marcus has put in Texas and Florida too...that's zero.
Markwayne Mullin is so afraid of carjacking, he doesn't wear a seatbelt. A couple weeks ago, I went to a DC Nationals night game and parked a few blocks from the stadium. I walked to/from my car without any problems. It sure seems like he's a big scaredy cat.
And sending the National Guard into DC means he doesn't think the DC Metro police are doing their job correctly.
Or the shrug emoji. 🤷♂️
Don't google "prison wallet", trust me.
Lots of people are saying they're the most beautiful maps. No one has ever seen maps like this. We only have the best maps in California.
Does he work at a bank? He looks like the Branch Manager.
And Blockbuster. California residents will not be able to rent movies for the VCR for this weekend. Damn you, Gavin!!
That's so much better than the one I usually hear. "Isn't that where the mayor..." Yeah, that's us.
And which presidential mask would they wear.
And Flynn.
Narragansett looks pretty good for surfing: www.warmwinds.com/surf-cam
NWS: Stay out of the water. Surfers: Hell no, this is our time to shine! @waveelection.bsky.social
maybe a hot take but they shouldn't let you become a ceo unless you can do everybody else's job at the company you work at. i really think it should be THAT hard.
I keep hearing it's impossible to build enough renewables to supply the whole US...it's almost like the fossil fuel industry is getting in the way.
Yeah, the federal level is like "He's not over 70 years old? Yikes. Unelectable."
If you're a lawyer with impostor syndrome, the current DOJ must make you feel a lot better about yourself.
DOJ: We'll ask the courts to unseal the Epstein grand jury testimony, they'll refuse and we can say "Well, we tried!" Judge: You have all the documents and you are free to release them any time you want! DOJ: ...
Trump wants US ownership in Intel as part of the CHIPS Act. Can someone remind me what government control of the means of production is called? I feel like there's a name for it.
and the Democratic establishment: Don't vote for our candidate!
What is the normal variance for how many people each district represents?
She is certain that they have learned their lesson and won't do it again.
Maine: I'll give you the unredacted voter rolls if you give us the unredacted Epstein files.
Oh. So do you think US Senators should do something more than just tweet about it?
Whew, good. I'm glad we got that sorted out. It's all fixed now?
You're right. If I do all of those things, the problem is fixed. My bad.
Wait, what were those 34 felony convictions for again? The ones he served zero time for?
Did you take that photo? When I've been to that gravesite, it always has fan stuff on it.
Yes. I also realize I'm not a US Senator.
Cool. I haven't seen any evidence of the system being destroyed, least of which in Texas. It seems you're guilty of the same things you've accused me of.
Why aren't Dems holding a town hall every day and bringing in all the media to talk about what is going on and what you are all going to do about it? Tweeting/blueskying ain't gonna get it done.
I'm still waiting to hear which Congressional seat you hold, you know, because you do so much and better understand how it works. Which district?
Your assumptions are cute.
MAGA: This all uppercase tweeting stuff is so juvenile! Umm...yeah, so about that....
Which Congressional seat do you hold?
The problem is GOP/conservatives see that as weakness. That hasn't helped the Dems win.
Excellent candidates don't really matter if a district is gerrymandered. That's the point. GOP knows they can't beat excellent candidates, so they're looking to rig it with more gerrymandering.
Because the way the Dems were doing it before worked so much better?
