He's just gonna announce that he's giving Rudy the Medal of Honor, and y'all are gonna push and shove each other to be the first to ride his mushroom-sized hog. You're all so fucking stupid.
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He's just gonna announce that he's giving Rudy the Medal of Honor, and y'all are gonna push and shove each other to be the first to ride his mushroom-sized hog. You're all so fucking stupid.
I sooo wish the press would stop showing up for this dog & pony bs.
Ewww
"Crime Festers In the White House..."
when they stop being funded by billionaires
The guy that couldn't order donuts without being weird.
Yes, it was carefully hidden in the New England Journal of Medicine. Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine (www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1... ) 1/2
Thanks NYT
Woof!
lmao YOU LITERALLY TARIFFED LUMBER
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT savejersey.com/2025/08/digg...
Dem leadership isn't powerless to change things; their pockets are full, and they have a vested interest in keeping the status quo. They also benefit because the other party draws the ire. To change anything would not be in their interest.
Promises made. Promises kept.
Thanks @annabower.bsky.social for your coverage!
#USOpen #ESPN+ I hate that #ESPN streaming is SO HOT to getting a stupid commercial that they're willing to step all over the commentary. #Rybakina #Vondrousova
Espn+ is Mary Carrillo and Petko
I'll trust you.
"J" is for Jenius.
"The Most Trusted Name In News." They are fire hose-pissing that reputation away. It's sad.
📌💯 "blindingly imbecilic"
"Suckers and losers"
Inside the First #Tequila Wars — When Cuervo and Sauza Battled It Out for Mexico’s Spirit www.foodandwine.com/jose-cuervo-...
If you were wondering if they fixed the #USOpen app, or if it was any better, the answer is NO.
You could buy the fancy bottle, or save money and buy the great tequila. Choose wisely.
"there's no algorithm!!!!" yes there is it's called the dumbest fucking people alive scrape together the sentience required to post slop that immediately gets reposted by their entourage of dunces and possibly content-farming bots.
This is the coffee read this morning:
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
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This
He rides his bike.
My friend had a horrible but good idea: it would be good if he caused it all to burn down to the ground to hopefully start over from scratch, rather than continuing with cloakroom bullshit we've been tolerating, if only because it doesn't affect us. The Constitution needs a serious overhaul.
Leylah is mad-good at doubles.
Everyone in his admin has an over-sized, bloated ego and probably believe they can be the one to carry the banner.
Guy couldn't talk his way through buying donuts 🙄
Some of the names have changed since I wrote this last November, but the central reality is, sadly, upon us. snyder.substack.com/p/decapitati...
Who could have foreseen that Naomi would be the one with an edge in mental fortitude? (If only by a hair.) Hopes for a great match, tempered by reality.
Good times? Tsarichina… was nicknamed "Bulgaria's Area 51” …A group of psychics convinced some influential military members to start an excavation... They were looking "for… a "yellow-haired monkey", a "Biblical personage", a "hermaphrodite extraterrestrial to disprove Darwin's theory of evolution”
Great discussion. Even having read Matthew’s piece-I didn’t fully internalize it..we don’t just wake up to find 30-40% of Americans aren’t believers in democracy-they’re always here-a permanent percentage engaged by fear and intolerance..2026 is critical to stopping this. youtu.be/dp19ZKI2m2w?...
Cops, doing bad things?!
Love this:
Once again, Border Patrol tells the press this was a targeted kidnapping, yet they took a man who is legally here & in the immigration process. This shows that it was not a targeted investigation as they claimed. Press must stop printing lies. apnews.com/article/immi...
They have an opportunity to get revenge on everyone in this admin by phrasing every question they ask with one or more of his tells: "Many people are saying..." "Big strong men, with tears in their eyes are asking..." "Like no one has ever seen before..." "In a week or two..."
Yeah that's my favorite 🤦🏻♂️ if there was ever proof that there is no Deep State, the fact that we are HERE is it.
You're not lyin and they'll never suspect the most obvious perps Me googling: How long does polonium take?
MAGAGA gonna have a conniption tomorrow and I'm here for it. "Your [sic] such ghouls!" Ok, but you had Biden hogtied in the back of a pickup "That was a joke" You hung an effigy of Obama "I don't even know what that word meeeeans!" You called Kamala the Devil! "Well SHE IS!!!"
Oops, wrong Borges
I saw the local HS production of "A Christmas Carol" last year, and hoo boy! The theater department is really subversive. The kicker was, the Spring play was "Fiddler On the Roof."
I hate apps with a passion, but I would download the "Orange is Down" alert app in a heartbeat.
Go nuts worldpopulationreview.com
"What state?" "Oklahoma, bitch." The "bitch" part was silent.
I hope that when RFK Jr dies someday, someone has been hired and trained to capture whatever crawls out of the body, so that it doesn't find a new host
That was nuts
My favorite evergreen Molly Ivins quote: "I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag."
(given)
Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.
Restaurant worker rule #1, back of house or front of house: don't touch your face.
"prohibit[ing] the sale of nonessential items such as clothing, appliances and furniture" Clothing is nonessential? Refrigerators? Washer/dryers? Mattresses? That's some dumb shit.
CALL ME NOW!
... during Trump's administration. I have a good deal of respect for Walker Bragman, but I don't think that article addresses the point that if you were in a Red county or consumed RW news, you were 3x more likely to die of COVID. (link in Alt Text)
Royal Air Force pilots train to fly in a squadron ca. 1942
There is plenty of fault to be found in Biden's pandemic response. It was a political decision, and I feel it was damned if he did and damned if he didn't. For example, RW news was beating the shit out of him over the nationwide shutdown and closures, even though they historically happened...
#AltText done right. I don't have Apple TV so idk who Brother Dusk is, so, thanks.
I'd like to see the Red State v. Blue state areas map of mortality after Feb 2021. Also, if you didn't know how & what to do to stay safe, (vax, mask, stay out of closed, poorly-ventilated places,) whatever Biden said or did wasn't going to change your mind.
How?
We are F'd! Mikie Sherrill is NOWHERE in the news.
NEW: Last week, oil literally rained down on a Black town in rural Louisiana where 60% of folks live in poverty. The company isn’t taking responsibility & the federal + state governments are saying residents have to clean it up themselves. capitalbnews.org/louisiana-oi...
Exhausting. Worth watching on replay, even if you jump ahead to 4-4 in the third set. Nuno played out of his mind. Tommy Paul is lucky he won.
Where I shop, they do the unit price per gallon and it's like $39/gallon.
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We need to convince Melania that cgpt is her lover.
We are Ruzzia's vassal.
🤞🏻(it looks like a shrimp)
Wtf
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!! I know! Because THEY DON'T FOLLOW JESUS' TEACHINGS!
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Cool. Do Penko now.
Hey! It's not like he was drinking his own piss! Maybe Peter's, but that's different.
They're hard; they're impervious to dirt. Throw em in a bath towel and rub and shake them around a bit. (If this was a spill on the highway, they'd feed them to livestock.)
Like he's not exhausting enough! We have to put up with this bullshit too?! JFC!
Correction: Laura Robson with Mary in the booth, and Robbie Koenig courtside. They were good.
You could sue her. I would support that.
My Congress critter, Tom Kean Jr won't show his face in public because he's a very, very, sensitive ball sack.
Thankfully not on ESPN+ Last night it was Mary and...oh, I think, Rennae Stubbs.
I tolerate Mary; after 30 years she's like family.
Mary, Chanda, and Petko whispering (shouting cause it's loud af) in my ear.
Espen+
💭I'm gonna hit 'em with a strongly-worded letter! 💥POW! 💥POW!
A cult of personality. What could go wrong?
Is she injured? I have it on, but I haven't really been paying attention. All I hear is concerned chatter from Mary Carrillo.
Reported. The number of dopes that fall for that stuff is mind-boggling. At the bad place, I would block anyone that dumb.
Saddle up!
"is that his suit and tie you're wearing? WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE SAME SUIT AND TIE AS HIM?!!!" Weirdo.
Pick them up and dust them off with some compressed air or toss them in front of a fan, and you're good to go.
