TSLA will be up tomorrow, based on Leon’s prognostication, though. I mean, isn’t that how stonks work?
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TSLA will be up tomorrow, based on Leon’s prognostication, though. I mean, isn’t that how stonks work?
Graham Greene has passed away at the age of 73
Until they put him back on the roof of the White House and have him doing the double dong disco dance to YMCA, I’ll continue to think he had a stroke.
“President Trump brags that D.C. is “NOW A CRIME FREE ZONE” after he sent in federal officers. Metropolitan Police crime stats suggest otherwise.” So many issues in just two sentences… 1) The statistics don’t “suggest”, they “prove” otherwise. 2) DJT crimes every day. QED, DC isn’t crime free.
Generation X weekend morning flashback!
I bet Margaret Wise Brown would approve of this message!
Goodnight, loon Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon Goodnight, "proof" of life Goodnight, garbage wife Goodnight, weird hand bruises Goodnight, red hat losers Goodnight, nobody Goodnight, cow And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
Let’s hope the maniacal prick is on his last legs. Only problem is there’s another maniacal prick right behind him frothing at the mouth to take over. They’re probably all planning their own coups to try to seize control as soon as the orange beast drop dead. bsky.app/profile/trix...
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‘Wyoming’s law, the group noted, also says parents can sue any website they think is violating the law, “effectively turning anyone into a potential content cop.”’ Almost makes me wish I lived in Wyoming. The Bible has a lot of things that are “harmful to minors” and there are lots of Bible sites…
Oh, hey, is it 2017 again already?!? www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Do it right and take him to Burt’s. You can get the full experience: lots of pumpkins, food, and even a hayride.
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Oh, hey, is it 2017 again already?!? www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
“I want to try and get to Heaven.” - Donald J Trump I want you to try, too! Maybe arrange a face-to-face with Saint Peter for this weekend? Monday is a holiday and it would really be good timing!
They are just messing with you. It doesn’t do anything at all. Kinda like the buttons at crosswalks… press them all you want, but it won’t make the light change any faster.
Damn people, don’t give up hope! golfexpertblog.com/how-many-peo...
If they keep playing the way they did to start the season, West Ham won’t be on your list for most annoying Premier League fanbases next season…
"Experts warn of troubling consequences" is the media-speak equivalent of Susan Collins' concern. It's much worse than the polite language suggests. The consequences are almost never merely "troubling."
Trump should be given The Nobel Pees Prize.
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Seems like the GOP is *really* scared of the 2026 Congressional election…
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Brave Sir Barry ran away, Bravely ran away, away. When pushback reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Barry turned about And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Sir Barry.
Did you know MAGA has its own, uh, "musicians?" Yep, they suck. In today's "Standing Room Only," we watch (short!) clips of MAGA musicians and mock them. But also, I know a lot about music history, which my co-host exploits to make this even more fun. youtu.be/cItOEC_NcQ8?...
“On-the-job training”? What’s he been training in, “how to take vacations every 4 to 6 weeks”?!? JD’s been on vacation more than he’s been at work! And he will be a terrible candidate… JD Vance generates all of the enthusiasm of having to get a colonoscopy, but none of the benefits.
Weimar "illustrates the dangerous logic of abdication: the belief that, faced with a rising threat to democracy, surrender is strategy, cooperating with an autocrat is survival, and sparing oneself or one’s party from immediate punishment is worth opening the door to long-term authoritarian rule"
Trump is Temu Big Brother
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@stanveuger.bsky.social: "The deputy Treasury secretary, the CDC director, and the DIA director all got fired suddenly this week and I think only the most committed of news consumers noticed"
Poor Lil’ Marco Rubio! Three more positions, Trump will make him “acting“ director/secretary of.
first enterprising deli to sell a sean dunn sandwich will make bank
I like to imagine that after he died, as James Dobson regained postmortem consciousness in the afterlife, his first thought was, “What’s that burning smell?”
we're finally saying Merry Cracker Barrel again
Do these people even know what the words they say even mean? WTAF does “start issuing its statistics on the blockchain” even mean? Are they going to release Department of Commerce statistics as NFTs, like those stupid freaking Trump trading card NFTs?!?
No, we are definitely thinking about doing that, too! I like to view it as trying to manifest a very good thing for humanity and being ready to celebrate when it happens.
A very hungry planet! 🪐 What appears to be a ripple in space is actually a newborn planet, eating its way through its dusty cradle around a younger version of our Sun 🌞 Read more: https://www.eso.org/public/images/potw2534a/ 🔭 🧪 #exoplanets 📷 ESO/R. van Capelleveen et al.
No, @theguardian.com , chatbots cannot suffer. People who spend too much time in the fantasy world of “chatbots are my friends.”, however, can and do suffer. Stop helping OpenAI exploit them. time.com/7307589/ai-p...
I mean, Labor Day is just next Monday…
“The President is breaking the law, abusing his power, setting a dangerous precedent, and undermining our economy.” And what are Cngressional Democrats going to do about it? Approve more despicable Trump nominees and cut deals with the GOP that will get the rescission treatment a week later? Well?
What is it with MAGA wanting to get their hands on children? They are weird. And sick.
Yes.* If you have the means and live in a state in which it is possible, edibles can really take the edge off of… all of this . Or so, I have been told . By reliable sources Very reliable . YMMV. *Please note this is not medical advice
My lab's been attacked by an anti-wind group and their lawyers. They threatened the science funding of my whole university, to shut me and my undergraduate research assistants up. NYT just covered it. 1/n www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/c...
GM 🔆 Your body glows in the dark. We emit low levels of light from biochemical reactions. You’re bioluminescent... just not useful enough to find your charger at 3am.
“a16z, OpenAI's Greg Brockman, and others launch Leading the Future, a pro-AI super PAC network with $100M+ in funding, hoping to emulate crypto PAC Fairshake “ So… another mega PAC pushing techbro grifts?
“Dooley made clear there’s no daylight between his stances and Trump’s priorities” So Dooley’s priorities are: helping Trump grift, covering up Trump‘s involvement with Epstein, and keeping Trump out of prison? Dooley’s responses were weak… “I voted for Trump once, please vote for me!” SAD!
Hahaha! That’s great! Love that!
Well, I’ve been with my wife for over 30 years, so we pretty much have the previous 20-30 years covered!
I’m an only child, so I have to bear my parents alone, but my wife and I have three kids. I guess it gives the kids someone to commiserate with about us driving them crazy. I mean, it is only fair… I’ve got my wife to talk to about the kids!
It’s a Shakespearean comedy for our times! 😂
Follow up question here, who finally told the mom? Please don’t tell me she died before finding out!
Good for a few Sunday morning chuckles…
"An agricultural exhibit in the National Museum of the American Indian uses the Native American spelling 'maize' instead of the Anglo-American spelling 'maze.'"
Yes, but go big on funeral homes, casket & funeral urns, and Hearse limos.
Less than 48 hours after Vance dodged? Georgia is deploying Guard to help ICE. “The Guardsmen will be serving under Title 32 Section 502F authority…The status allows them to avoid running afoul of a federal law limiting military involvement in domestic law enforcement.”
Sad, but not unexpected. I am surprised that Georgia hasn’t sent any GNG troops to DC… yet.
If the 5G cybernanite whatsits in the COVID vaccines don’t kill me by then end of 2028 and release me from the purgatory of MAGA America, I’m going to sue that asshole, Alex Jones, for providing medical advice without a license… and for getting my effing hopes up!
Apropos of nothing, AMD CPUs go head-to-head with Intel’s quite favorably. I have an AMD gaming/dev box and, even at 5 years old, it performs quite well. www.tomshardware.com/features/amd...
Life at the bottom of Earth’s oceans may hold clues to life beyond our planet. 🌍 James F. Holden (The Conversation) shows how microbes in deep-sea volcanoes survive without sunlight or oxygen reminding us that life is tougher and stranger than we think. 🧪 #SciComm
Everyone should fill this out - the government should provide We The People with a free and secure way to file our federal tax returns.
Hey, @npr.org, what is the term for people want to seize control of the means of production? And why did you not use the term to describe 34 time convicted felon and adjudicated sexual assaulter, Donald J Trump?
Everyone should fill this out - the government should provide We The People with a free and secure way to file our federal tax returns.
The acid in your stomach can dissolve metal. Hydrochloric acid is strong enough to break down razor blades. And somehow, it still loses the battle to Taco Bell.
given the utter incompetence of kash patel i would not be surprised if they raided michael boltons house
“Bessent Is Deluded” would have been totally accurate and more succinct. Bloomberg didn’t need to waste everyone’s time with the words “About Stablecoins Funding the Deficit” in that headline.
Are we seeing a new delay tactic to keep burning more fossil fuels? Trump 2017: clean coal (carbon capture) Trump 2025: fusion
I mean, we can already ”harness that star power on Earth” today, using photovoltaics, but Trump doesn’t believe in batteries and thinks solar powered systems can’t provide power at night, so sure, let’s wait for fusion.
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
It took many years and billions of dollars, but Microsoft finally invented a calculator that is wrong sometimes: defector.com/it-took-many...
Everyone knows who Comer and the rest of the GOP really want to protect.…
I’ve eaten at Cracker Barrel’s many times over the years and I’ll be damned if I could have told you which of those logos is the new one and which one is the old one. MAGA are the dumbest, most offended, whiners I have ever seen in my life. And Chris Rufo is King Twatwaffle of MAGA.
Another devil has gotten its pitchfork…
Another devil has gotten its pitchfork…
“Trump's return to 'law and order' highlights a sore spot for Democrats: crime policy” Whoa there, fella! When did 34 time convicted felon, Donald J Trump, make a return to “law and order”? If the media can’t be honest about who & what Trump is, maybe the problem isn’t “Democratic crime policy”…
“…Scott Jennings, one of the network's most brazen Trump-defenders, is broadly reviled by the audience,” Should read, “…Scott Jennings, one of the network's most brazen Trump-defenders, is broadly reviled.” No need to artificially limit the scope of dislike for Jennings to just CNN’s audience.
With the Leagues Cup quarterfinals tonight, here's what you need to know about each of the Liga MX teams hoping to push past their MLS rivals & into the Final Four. www.mlssoccer.com/news/liga-mx...
Hoping for some good football action tonight!
A) No. B) OH, HELL NO!
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Unforgivable treachery against the free world and free peoples
Cats being little bastards #caturday
Given Oklahoma’s level of educational performance, you’d think they’d be welcoming any teachers who were simply breathing, woke or not.
“And then Vladimir said to me, he said, ‘You know, you’re not just a pretty face, you’ve got a real brain to go along with that smokin’ body,’ and I think, you know, I think he gets me, like he *sees* me in a way nobody else does. Not Melania, not those ingrates at Epstein Island. He gets me!”
Sure, in a perfect world who wouldn’t want unbiased, fair, and transparent redistricting? Were the respondents asked, “Do you prefer redistricting California to offset GOP gerrymandering in other states to benefit a wannabe, fascist dictator or falling to fascism?” I’d like to see those results…
If I ever get put on a jury and the charge is “felony assault of law enforcement with a sandwich”, you better damn well believe that unless the sandwich had a knife or something in it, the accused is going to fly free, like an eagle, and get a standing ovation for their trouble.
Mike Johnson out there campaigning for a Democratic takeover of Congress in 2027!
Beautiful evening…
The lickspittles at CBS/Paramount won’t get any more $$$ from us. The only thing I’m going to miss after cancelling our Paramount+ subscription is EFL matches and SEC football from CBS Sports. We are giving that support to PBS.
Because they never really cared about free enterprise or free markets, they only cared about lining their own pockets. And now, with Trump’s “It’s Good To Be the King” economics, that’s how they do it. It’s grifting all the way down!
LLMs’ “simulated reasoning” abilities are a “brittle mirage,” researchers find arstechnica.com/ai/2025/08/r...
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
Good morning! Your brain can eat itself. When you’re severely sleep-deprived, brain cells can literally get eaten by your own immune system. So yes, pulling all-nighters really does make you dumber. Congrats, you’re snacking on your own IQ.
Who's really running the federal government? Christina Kinane has launched an effort to track unconfirmed acting officials. bit.ly/4oqykUg
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Hassett would just weasel talk his way out of responsibility for being wrong by saying, “Look at the DOW now… it’s way over 36,000! I just got the timing wrong!!” Which is, of course, a total grifter move!