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Deploying Texas NG during hurricane season, and when FEMA is stating recovery is up to the states. What could possibly go wrong? 🙈
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A teacher, in Oklahoma. He’s high if he thinks that number is real.
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@weratedogs.com I know it’s not a dog, but come on, this cat is a NY treasure!! Actually sat on my luggage during checkin, I was honored.
Breaking News: Hamlet the Algonquin Hotel cat has retired after many years greeting guests in the lobby. He has moved into a peaceful NY apartment and says he will spend his time taking lots of naps and eating lots of treats. Well done, my friend.
He’s not wrong. These “takeovers” are a bandaid, and from what I hear about DC, they aren’t even going into the worst neighborhoods.
Fossil fuel execs trying to convince people that the sunrise is less reliable than importing energy from adversaries or chaotic regions: “Uhhh….clouds!! What about clouds, huh?! What then?!”
She will be at the DC book festival this weekend. I’m genuinely wondering if there will be protesters there.
The gas price claim is the only one I know is bs, if anything, gas is higher in my area. I’m sure all the rest is bs too.
live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
Trump needs to post an unhinged, hateful all caps screed as proof of life
Heeelllooo!!! People were screaming about this months ago. If he did it, he’s likely already sold if off to others.
How does she not stand up and strangle him? It’s beyond me.
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It’s not often I yell at my phone, but yes, I just yelled “fuck off!!” When is the time, Mike Johnson? WHEN?!? You’ve done jackshit after each shooting except cut mental health care funding. So again, FUCK OFF!!!
This is one of those posts where you have to read the comments. 🤣
A spare kidney, in this economy?
My friend and I witnessed a mass shooting. She went on TV and felt talking about her experience helped her. Meanwhile, I wasn’t on TV and had a mental breakdown at school. Everyone is different.
I saw the NG around the Wharf last night. Other than probably checking out the ladies in line for the Jessie Murph concert, they looked pretty bored.
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
This admin will forever be remembered for their despicable heartless actions.
Really love the pic of the gun holding the giant ass gun facing towards his kids. Really sweet. 🙈😳
Frey: I think the impetus has to be on all of us to recognize that we've got more guns in this country than we have people, and it's on all of us to recognize the truth and the reality that we can't just say that this shouldn't happen again, and then allow it to happen again and again
The US President on top of the key issues . . . like who should be a late night host. 😑
You’re not dropping a single, asshole. If you’re actually knew anything, it would be criminal not to reveal it now. But of course, this is a bullshit publicity stunt.
The Iowa Senate seat that Democratic candidate Catelin Drey flipped tonight has been in GOP hands for 13 years. Not anymore.
Don’t give them any ideas.
Most of the cat fights in my house start with the cleaning and go sideways real fast.
Also the World Cup. If you don't boycott out of principle, boycott out of fear that border guards will arbitrarily throw you in a horrifying prison.
“I’m about to lose my farm… Do you think we’re idiots? You know nothing about what a working class citizen does.” 🔥 Whew. Watch. Share.
The baby goat video you all needed! 👀😊 #bluesky #animals #goats
I was shocked when a fellow manager of mine was fired/arrested for stealing from her own department. She was a MANAGER, how the fuck did she forget there were video cameras in her dept?!? 😬🙈
😆 🔥 some beautiful, creative resistance
No frickin way #allythepiper #piperally #freebird
I’m sure the South Carolina National Guard will be in hand to help the state’s resid— Hang on, I’m being handed something
Honestly surprised we're not seeing more incidents like this -- both the masked men impersonating cops and the intended victim shooting masked men.
Why can’t a single American journalist do this? Trump has repeatedly claimed he’s ended numerous wars — he’s now increased the number to ten! — and he’ll surely do it again. Ask him to name the wars he says he’s won. Ask Leavitt. Ask Hegseth. Ask Rubio. Just fucking ask them & don’t let go.
🔥 STEWART: “This is the lie they tell you — that all this money flowing towards corporate interests is actually for YOUR benefit…. That government intervention for corporations is our ‘FREE MARKET’, but government intervention for workers is ‘SOCIALISM’.
And a multitasker (peeing while stick holding). 👏🏻 He’s a keeper! 🤣
Here, fixed it.
I've increasingly observed that some of the toughest fighters in the political landscape are women.
Why is the GOP so afraid of trains? 🧐 So the station smells like pot, who cares?! 🤷🏼♀️
Uh, I have had incredible meals, seen monuments, gone to shows, etc. all before the National Guard was forced upon the city. 🙄
History is now woke?! But seriously, this tells me he hasn’t been to any DC museum. Air & Space, National History, Art museum all have great American history. My guess, he’s targeting the African American museum and American Indian museum. 🤬
“The fascist unite.” ❤️ her
This is some next level trolling 🙌👏👏👏 #electionriggingresponseact #gavinnewsom #governornewsom #pinks #resist
So the GOP run FBI is completing surveillance on the GOP? 🤯 Does her conspiracy brain have an off switch?
I beg to differ. Quite a number of units seem to be near the White House.
LOL, get rid of all that and have results in 1 day!! 🤣🤣🤣
I actually had to do this with the song “Bound for the Floor” by Local H. And they knew it!!
I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
Honestly, this is so embarrassing. I don’t know how they complete this work and not feel like absolute tools.
I thought these were the "stand your ground" guys, not the "if a homeless guy comes up to my car to squeegee the windows, I cut out a hole in my driver's seat where I can swiftly and fearfully void my bowels, and then I use the ejector seat button I put in to get the fuck out of there" guys.
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Not bad for completing at 6am.
#bluesky #caturday
Okay! Cool! They can sit at the pedo prison lunch table with Trump.
Same idea with jeans, that fabric isn’t made here.
For those who think tariffs will help manufacturing here in the USA, your “Made in USA” fridge isn’t carved out of bald eagle feathers. The parts come from all over the world & tariffs make those parts cost more. So you’re paying extra for the privilege of thinking you’re sticking it to China.
You sure about this, Google?
Gary gets a Good Human of the Week award!! ❤️
LibsofTikTok amplified the LGBTQ community and its legion of followers went after their looks, so this outrage is pretty lame.
It’s like being waterboarded with stupidity
What part is he calling a hoax? That his name is in the files? Him saying that doesn’t make him look innocent.
Reporting on their own customers is a real shit move.
Yessss, just what will help rural Americans, a BALLROOM!! 🙈🙄
What comes around, goes around.
Trump will keep firing people until the jobless rate improves.
"It's all mine KAREN!" 😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky
Wait, my dad cut drug prices by 1500%?
LOL, even his tweets have tangents.
Now they care about the Hatch Act? 🤯 The Trump admin has violated this so many times I’ve lost count.
Does a ceasefire deal count if it only lasts 1 day? 🤯
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How about Israel just admit these people aren’t getting food and you don’t care.
We’re at the” Epstein Island is actually a peninsula” phase of things. Good times.
"For the last time, I didn't know anything about Jeffrey Epstein's pedophilia ring, we were just best friends for over a decade and then finally had a falling out when he stole this seventeen-year-old blonde girl from me. I trust that settles it."
We are kidnapping people because someday they may commit a crime? 🤯
Jesse probably thinks American “champagne” is good.
In The Handmaid’s Tale, the Commanders preach purity but sneak off to brothels. It’s not fiction, it’s a mirror. The most repressed are often the most controlling. If they just let themselves enjoy life, maybe they wouldn’t burn the world trying to punish everyone else for enjoying it.
“People in the city who don’t belong” says the pansy ass racist visiting.
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
it's amazing the amount of time and effort Democrats spend painstakingly critiquing their messaging while Trump just fires from the hip while his brain leaks out of his ears and it's good enough for 312 electoral votes and winning control of the entire federal government
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“Never had the privilege.” 👀