Futon over there looking like a snack
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Futon over there looking like a snack
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Last weekend, I retraced the steps of two of the most important moments in American (and Chicago) labor history, starting with the Haymarket Massacre. But the Haymarket Massacre wasnāt just a tragedy. It still provides a compass for us to fight against fascism today:
If the Trump administration had any real interest in protecting our communities, it would be going after real criminals instead of targeting immigrant firefighters putting their lives on the line to protect us. My staff and I are pushing for his release and answers from DHS.
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you could fit so many drugs in that
#Spinal
This is an internet classic right up there with the guy losing it while recording that Ice House commercial, but the fake Trump post with the word ponder in it got me remembering the best use of ponderous I've ever heard. In case you missed it
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The Grim Reaper:
you also have a massive hog
Me when my wife sees the browser history
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
The Mās will be watching the playoffs from their couches, but I hear you
Manifesting š
Gravy SEAL
THE GRIM REAPER IS A TOTAL LOSER, A DISGRACE. WE ALL KNOW IT. HE'S A SAD SACK. THEY SAY HEāS INVINCIBLE, A WINNER, BUT HEāS NOT. HEāS ALL TALK, NO ACTION. HE SHOWS UP, ALWAYS LATE, AND TRIES TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDNāT DO. TERRIBLE. -DJT
body double. his tiddies are way bigger than that
many people are saying
7-11 was a part time job. Slurpees can't melt steel beams
Trump needs to post an unhinged, hateful all caps screed as proof of life
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General Disarray was kind of a mess
There is a non zero chance that a skilled prankster could convince Pete Hegseth to hang a portrait of Timothy mcveigh at DoD
Mayor Brandon of Chicago responds to a question from a reporter if pushing back will make things harder? āCan you imagine if my ancestors would have had the same rationale? Letās not fight against the Confederacy. Letās just try to get along, and maybe one day theyāll give us our freedom?ā
ICE Arrests Firefighters Caught Attempting to Murder Wildfire: tinyurl.com/255zs4c5
I am just going to say this again bluntly: Blue states are going to need to become the federal government. Mutual aid compacts, mutual defense compacts, healthcare, taxes, trade the whole deal. Literally create a new system outside of the fascist federal system.
Understatement of the fucking year right here.
Call it what it is, a slow civil war, an invasion, an occupation.
"The streets were clean, but my soul was still dirty. All I wanted was to come home, but they gave me a broom and an order. I'm not a janitor. I'm a machine. And the trash is still out there."
"They drew first blood... with that single-use plastic. It's a war out there. One man, one trash bag. My mission is to clean up this town. I'm coming home... with a perfectly sorted recycling bin."
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
A load of bologna if you ask me
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
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not now. they're raking
GRAND JURY NULLIFICATION! Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
where's MAGA gonna flee with the Cracker Barrel sign?
We became a corrupt racist dictatorship despised by the world but at least a crappy chain restaurantās gone back to its shitty logo.
He keeps talking about being a dictator. If that were my country, Iād be doing something, and Iām a fuckin idiot.
We've speculated about the many ways the Trump era could end, but I'm not sure "Jonestown style mass suicide of cult leader and his Cabinet" has gotten enough attention. I think these spineless weasels will do whatever he says.
"Republicans need to get serious" LMAO
People keep telling me to wait for the next election & I genuinely think this reflects a fundamental misunderstanding of whatās happening. What we are experiencing is fascist state capture by a fascist political party, one destroying institutions, civil liberties, & the rule of law.
Hard to convince younger generations, but for decades, Republicans went on and on about how two of the worst things imaginable were (1) state intervention in the market and (2) DC using federal troops against US states; both so bad the people should be ready for armed rebellion in case it happens.
FALSE. Americans have been assured that @schumer.senate.gov will pen a sternly written letter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Fisting JD Vance takes a toll š¤·āāļø
Yeah, I believe this is, at least in part, why Washington state governor @governorferguson.bsky.social worked to pass legislation earlier this year to declare it illegal. Not that itāll stop it, but for clarity that this would indeed be an invasion and occupation
Military occupation of areas loyal to the political opposition is what you see in a civil war, kids.
BREAKING: JAMIE LOFTUS TAKES HAMMER TO SIXTEENTH MINUTE #GrandRapids š³
if the mad king dangled your freedom above your head, would you beg for it? would you debase yourself like a dog?
If he keeps playing like a mildo
yeah, more like Cabeldont
Fletch reboot?
thank you for your attention to this matter
disappointed that the yodeling from the price is right wasn't playing, but otherwise enjoyed it
āI gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lotā sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.
So Trump is gonna try to shove the gift up Satanās ass?
what'd you say about my mother?
I donāt know, heās been saying, āIf thereās grass on the field, play ballā to his friend Jeffrey Epstein for years š¤·āāļø
Sweet Jesus, @netflix.com and whoever the f*ck made sharknado š
The choreography is going to be quite telling given the vagrancy comments from the drunkard and Peewee German yesterday. Potential to unleash vigilante violence against unhoused people, more so than they already face anyway. Night of the long knives type thing
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Sometimes the sheer idiocy of this moment overwhelms me. The idea that our convicted felon POTUS who incited an attack on DC police then pardoned the attackers & who's the most corrupt official in US history is going on an "anti-crime" ride-along in a city w/falling crime rate is...(brain explodes)
yeah but how many assisted pull-ups can you do
probably not, but the victim's families deserve justice and the killer, most likely Ted Cruz, is just sitting in Cancun sipping margaritas
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
It also removed the cracker
Healthier option until you eat 10 at a time like I do
Same shit Sheriff Teasle got my boy John J. Rambo for. Heās assured me they Drew first blood and I believe him
Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling āCOUCH F*CKERā as he visits Union Station to survey Trumpās militarization of D.C.
If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it: Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldnāt need to beg you.
presidential medal of freedom incoming
ICE getting routed in my old DC Columbia Heights hood. Public, viral, resistance is the only way to prevent them from selling the idea that we love our red state military occupation are itās a solution to urban ills Trump/Bondi/drunk Pirro are lying. Hereās how to expose the lie.
the man in question was carrying a fully loaded sandwich, sir
This is going to sound dumb, but sports is maybe supposed to be consumed this way? Porno sax gave way to Sports Shouting and in retrospect the former was clearly keeping the fabric of society together.
The Confederacy is the greatest enemy the United States ever faced. We should treat it as such, its heirs be damned.
I want a presidential candidate who promises to construct Union memorials and statues all over the country. And yeah, North and South. Blanket Virginia with statues of Thomas, who actually chose the right side. Hell, put one of Sherman in the middle of Peachtree Park.
Not today, Satan