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Joel

@polyparadigm.bsky.social

Materials scientist:some range and depth, interested in making arcane topics a little more accessible. Prior place photo was from the aughts; figured I should update.

created April 10, 2023

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Profile picture Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted reply parent

i am almost 40 and i literally do not have any point in my life where the right wing has not been doing moral panics about imaginary child abuse while institutionally working to enable real abuse of real children. if it's not the satanic panic it's fucking pronouns.

31/8/2025, 11:45:09 PM | 1178 274 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Also the Francophone vs Anglophone divide is nothing in comparison with the divide between MAGA and any halfway-decent person

1/9/2025, 3:01:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cow tools daily (@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social) reposted

of course. who in their right mind would want to look at cow tools *daily*

Edited Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy and Sluggi are at Sluggipo's house looking at a window so dirty it's opaque. Nancy says,
1/9/2025, 1:54:21 PM | 241 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Man, like I said. Starting that graph at January 2025 is more or less the same as lying.

Bluesky daily poster graph back to January 2024
1/9/2025, 12:37:21 PM | 129 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day 🙂

2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign,
2/9/2024, 8:12:56 PM | 7270 1866 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

People blocking you isn’t hate, everyone who does will vanish from your perspective & you’ll just end up interacting with a crowd that tolerates images without alt text

1/9/2025, 2:26:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

I try to put in enough information to let a reader in on the joke No particular need to exclude a person from it, imo

1/9/2025, 2:23:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

They call the is a “heel-face turn”

1/9/2025, 6:47:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social) reposted

White House releases photos of President Reagan healthy and barbecuing this weekend.

Reagan holding a beer and barbecuing Reagan holding a beer and barbecuing for a different angle
1/9/2025, 4:44:48 AM | 286 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

This too shall pass.

1/9/2025, 6:17:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S (@vidiot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

She's got a BS (summa cum laude), an MBA (w/distinction), a JD (summa), clerked for federal district & circuit court judges & a SCOTUS justice, worked in civil division of DOJ, went private, made partner, went back to DOJ as dep assoc AG, then principal dep AAG of Civil Rights Division. She's 42.

1/9/2025, 3:02:03 AM | 336 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted

if this was a movie, the accident would have been caused by Rudy taking a call, getting The News™️, and yelping so loud he scares the shit out of his driver who screeches to a halt, causing the poor girl behind them to crash into the car and she wasn't even born on 9/11 so she has no idea who he is

1/9/2025, 4:47:17 AM | 255 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mar Hicks (@histoftech.bsky.social) reposted

1/9/2025, 4:52:26 AM | 76 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Andersen (@andersem.bsky.social) reposted

40% of *market-rate* apartments in Portland are now within 10% of the average price of affordable housing 1) Good problem for a city to have 2) We should focus precious public $$ on more deeply below-market homes, not on mid-price ones www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

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31/8/2025, 10:28:28 PM | 53 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Passing Strange At Present (@chimaera.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Most of you are familiar with Storrow Drive because your intelligent parents read you Make Way For Ducklings. It's the street where Michael stops traffic.

1/9/2025, 4:59:23 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Fragassi (@refrag.bsky.social) reposted

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping. Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore; Quoth the Raven: "Can your dog come out and play?"

1/9/2025, 2:56:08 AM | 50 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear it isn’t as difficult if you know Finnish or Estonian

1/9/2025, 4:39:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glen from So Cal (@glenc.bsky.social) reposted

It's almost as if there's an inverse relationship between the amount of money greedy oligarchs suck out of the system and the amount of money unions are trying to put into our pockets.

31/8/2025, 8:06:38 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted

Big popular accounts add alt text to you screenshots challenge (impossible).

1/9/2025, 2:01:43 AM | 1130 247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pavel🐀 (@spavel.bsky.social) reposted

What designers think UX is: sick ass animations that tap into 300% of your CPU to perform the perfect element transition that's keyframed for the most delightful ease curve What UX is: make the text bigger and let people hold the thing

1/9/2025, 4:22:22 AM | 176 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve been growing calabash gourds for a minute, although I hear you about grains and root vegetables being pretty recent

1/9/2025, 4:26:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 13249 3192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Had to buy them back, perhaps?

1/9/2025, 3:04:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted

NEW: 72 of the 76 Guatemalan children previously boarded onto planes have been returned to ORR custody, per DOJ, with the remaining 4 expected to be returned in the next 15 min. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

THIRD STATUS REPORT Defendants hereby provide notice that all but four of the putative class members have been returned to ORR custody. Transfer of the remaining four minors is expected to be completed at approximately 11:00pm EDT. In addition, one minor that is likely a member of the putative class, who was not placed on the planes at issue today, was issued a voluntary departure order and is expected to be placed in ORR custody sometime tomorrow. Respectfully submitted this August 31, 2025. s/ Drew C. Ensign DREW C. ENSIGN Deputy Assistant Attorney General
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Profile picture Stan Oklobdzija (@stano.bsky.social) reposted

A House Committee can subpoena ICE's payroll records and a Representative can read them into the Congressional record with total immunity.

1/9/2025, 2:47:09 AM | 113 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

1/9/2025, 12:14:44 AM | 8234 2511 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darrell Owens (@idothethinking.bsky.social) reposted

This is what hes referring to btw. He thinks the property on the left has more character than the right.

31/8/2025, 9:13:24 PM | 227 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Moon over Parador

1/9/2025, 12:08:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CZEdwards (@czedwards.bsky.social) reposted

Just saying, if you want sources on new religious movements, you are never going to find books about them until years later. And most magazines are reluctant to publish criticism or even general articles on NRMs. You will have to locate the experts and listen to them in blogs and podcasts.

31/8/2025, 11:20:39 PM | 36 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani

Police car that reads “Poliolice” on the side
31/8/2025, 10:36:49 PM | 1688 223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Usili (Sage) 🏳️‍⚧️ (@usili.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 12:36:57 AM | 1264 500 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alas I Am But Bones (aka Viergacht) (@viergacht.bsky.social) reposted

If there's anyone who could take my cats, or even just one, in western MD please let me know. I don't want to have to leave them at a shelter, they'd be so scared and sad.

31/8/2025, 7:44:00 PM | 234 266 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Needs a quote post with a Giuliani speech bubble

31/8/2025, 11:12:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Ensign is probably frustrated that autocorrect messes up his artfully random mix of minuscule and caps

31/8/2025, 10:47:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Girl of Lemongrab (@mc-hesher.bsky.social) reposted

"The Republican Party wants to pull YOUR teenage daughter's pants down in the middle of gym class if they think she's too good at lacrosse, this is vile and depraved and only the start of their intrusive government overreach" should be the party line and I don't think it's a heavy lift

31/8/2025, 10:22:17 PM | 1385 502 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dreadnought Holiday (@dreadships.bsky.social) reposted

This here is SMS Grosser Kurfürst, which was unfortunately rammed from behind - and each subsequent detail to emerge about the accident only became more and more embarrassing. No reason to post this now, but I wonder if Rudi Guiliani is reading?

Contemporary engraving of the German warship sinking, at 45 degrees sideways and heeling fast. The incident further proved that the ram was a devastating weapon of war, and largely against one's own side...
31/8/2025, 9:52:01 PM | 162 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shawn Gilmore (@gipperfish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Exchange from Flight of the Conchords: “I'm all for ending this oppressive system but only if we do it without violence. So...by magic?”
31/8/2025, 9:54:22 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like Ensign blew the 3pm deadline spectacularly but was a full 10 minutes early for the 6:30 follow-up deadline How might this proceed? Seriously, it seems like they should find a way of informing him that involves some type of physical humiliation

31/8/2025, 10:29:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

Pour one out for Judge Sparkle Sooknanan’s clerks this Labor Day weekend

31/8/2025, 8:51:52 PM | 4723 893 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.

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Profile picture paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 10:02:05 PM | 161 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not an attorney, let alone a judge, but I would be sorely tempted to instruct the bailiff to staple my orders to counsel’s tie

31/8/2025, 10:03:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture luke steuber (@lukesteuber.com) reposted reply parent

I saw someone post years ago about how he’d made that joke twice and I was like hmm let me go test a hunch lol

31/8/2025, 9:32:20 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted

I wonder if it's the car he was supposed to sell to pay damages to election workers, but illegally kept

31/8/2025, 9:32:45 PM | 106 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social) reposted

Lack of access to lightweight explosives seems to be THE barrier to drone terrorism outside of active war zones. ipso facto, if you’re worried about drone terrorism, you should be channeling as many resources as possible into *explosives control*.

31/8/2025, 12:35:58 AM | 283 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m about 2% certain

31/8/2025, 9:34:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

People on this thread are already angry at blasé mentions of DIY, but Ben Uyeda has some very accessible advice on DIY brutalist/MCM projects His Lego molds for art-deco concrete light fixtures method could probably be adapted to build desktop cases without too much hassle youtu.be/ic81-OuvYpc

31/8/2025, 9:32:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

This is somewhat complicated by Peter Jackson adding some jumper wires to the popular imagination such that now art deco = dwarf art nouveau = elf Not that said complication couldn’t be worked around or even surfed to pick up tremendous unearned momentum, but it’s worth being aware of

31/8/2025, 9:19:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to say “dollar tree winchester mystery house”

31/8/2025, 8:23:54 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

New Stephen King horror just dropped.

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31/8/2025, 6:51:12 PM | 2591 216 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

What options do you have to marshal some sort of force to implement this? I only ask because ICE has shown contempt for court orders and basically anything other than violence

31/8/2025, 7:57:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture reggie seidman (@ennui.org) reposted reply parent

Gloria Richardson in 1964 side-eyes a white National Guardsman as she pushes his bayonet away with her hand and walks past
31/8/2025, 6:54:27 PM | 51 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
31/8/2025, 9:04:01 AM | 21284 7252 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Like seriously: I get the philosophical point that there would be no moral weight to handling tokens if they were to lose their significance, but this type of token is built around its mere possession conferring a relational position vs. everyone else who believes in it

31/8/2025, 7:07:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li (@sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com) reposted

this is why they are trying so hard to meme authoritarianism into existence--because they don't have the actual bureaucratic infrastructure to do it the old way

31/8/2025, 6:59:18 PM | 354 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Collins (@kwcollins.bsky.social) reposted

Let me add to this: Demoralize them. They're doing bad things at the orders of bad people, and they need to be told that over and over again until they can't bear to do the job anymore.

31/8/2025, 4:47:42 PM | 56 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the debt itself fucking awful? Would it be better to extend such a pattern of collective behavior, or to diminish it?

31/8/2025, 6:51:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Leland Stanford-coded development patterns, as opposed to Andrew Carnegie-coded

31/8/2025, 6:48:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.

31/8/2025, 6:20:23 PM | 4874 1008 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

You can’t go anonymous to ATC either, has there been any effort to name & shame these child traffickers?

31/8/2025, 6:44:32 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn’t have any literal existence though its sole function is as a metaphor mapping obligation relationships onto concrete objects, without such figurative essence it ceases to be money

31/8/2025, 6:43:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Those pilots need to never fly again

31/8/2025, 6:15:29 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) reposted

jesus THIS again. You literally have to tell these people "you turn those planes around and you tell me when it's done." To their credit, judges know the drill now.

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Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not aware that he built any libraries or endowed any soup kitchens Statistically, law enforcement tends to be best at reducing crime when they go on strike or otherwise lay low: keeping their corruption and blatant disregard for public safety to themselves improves public trust in the law

31/8/2025, 6:31:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted

Bringing up that AI is used to make new antibiotics, etc, when someone is talking about the dangers of genAI slop is like bringing up ambulances because someone is complaining that cars are too big and are killing people. These are so clearly 2 entirely different things, and you fucking know it.

31/8/2025, 6:08:10 PM | 70 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 (@josephpolitano.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

obviously Trump always talks in these histrionic terms but it’s very funny to take the position of “if we return to the trade policy of my first term the whole country dies”

31/8/2025, 6:09:41 PM | 304 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katiesaurus (@katiesaurusseven.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I think many do not realize they treat children this way.

31/8/2025, 5:15:02 PM | 7 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, I don’t expect one could keep a taxi medallion or an Uber account after having been the driver for a kidnapping operation How on earth can a person keep their pilot’s license

31/8/2025, 6:19:11 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Those pilots need to never fly again

31/8/2025, 6:15:29 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Judge Sooknanan: And I tried to reach the government. I have been up since then..and didn't reach anyone from the government until later this morning. And the imminence that the plaintiff claimed proved true, because, in fact, those planes *were* loaded. One actually took off and was returned.

31/8/2025, 6:12:43 PM | 1744 300 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

DEVELOPING: Advocates are seeking a court order to block the Trump administration’s effort to deport hundreds of unaccompanied minor children to Guatemala. Judge abruptly moved 3 pm hearing up to 12:30 after she was notified that some children “are in the process of being removed" today.

MINUTE ORDER: The Court received notification that putative class members are in the process of being removed from the United States. The hearing previously set for August 31, 2025, at 3:00 p.m. in Courtroom 14 has been rescheduled to August 31, 2025, at 12:30 p.m. in Courtroom 14 before Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan. Zoom information will be emailed to the parties. Signed by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 8/31/2025. (Icak) (Entered: 08/31/2025)
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Profile picture Michael Adzema (@sillymickel.bsky.social) reposted

“*1984 Comes to America—Slick, Gradual, & Perfect* “So this look into American history notices a decades-long & increasing suppression of truth.” READ BOOK amazon.com/Culture-Clas... #TruthWarriors 💙📚 #FBR #resist #resistance #BlueCrew #ProudBlue #NoKings #history 🧵🧵 CW 1/98 x.com/sillymickel/...

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Profile picture Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted

So telling how many people hear organizers talk about the need for opposition unity and respond by saying "yes THANK YOU I've been TELLING people we need to forcibly splinter trans folks out of our coalition"

31/8/2025, 4:09:58 PM | 184 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

I have just signed an executive order demanding Shane Black produce no fewer than three (3) sequels to The Nice Guys

31/8/2025, 4:08:07 PM | 706 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Ain’t no party like the limb-girdle muscular dystrophy party because the limb-girdle muscular dystrophy party don’t start

31/8/2025, 5:45:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

The man has catlike flexes

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Profile picture CAS🇺🇦🇨🇦🇫🇷🇲🇽🇧🇻🇯🇵🇪🇺🇬🇱 (@rhythmman.bsky.social) reposted

Message to the Whitehouse.

31/8/2025, 4:17:57 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture old fruit pictures (@pomological.xor.blue) reposted

chayote, painted by amanda almira newton, 1912

chayote, painted by amanda almira newton, 1912
31/8/2025, 4:18:10 PM | 34 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social) reposted

mayhaps all the incredibly stupid slippery slope arguments we've witnessed in the last couple of decades have made us blind to the actual slippery slopes we're careening towards at the moment.

31/8/2025, 1:20:13 PM | 1570 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Same pattern shows up all over once you start to notice it

31/8/2025, 1:31:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seven of Sixty Nine (@internetperson69.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Meme: STOP MAKING APPS • WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN EXECUTABLES • YEARS OF INTERNET yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for using anything other than your BROWSER • Wanted to use something else anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called
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Profile picture That Anonymous Coward (@thatac.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

HAAALLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPING!!!! I am halp.

Photograph of a Cheryl Hines on stage holding a microphone, with the text
31/8/2025, 12:06:28 AM | 386 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CZEdwards (@czedwards.bsky.social) reposted

Just noting, if you have little containers — you like TicTacs or mints or something — and you do any kind of crafting or DIY? Save your containers, and when you take something apart (say, for disposal) save the screws/fittings/buttons because there aren’t enough US makers of screws and fittings.

31/8/2025, 4:39:03 AM | 200 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mags Display Name (@mags.colvett.online) reposted

Goodnight, friends

31/8/2025, 3:49:49 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word Batman punching the Penguin with the word Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word
30/8/2025, 3:34:32 AM | 5614 1702 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Artologica aka Michele Banks (@artologica.net) reposted

New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate

31/8/2025, 2:43:55 AM | 5355 861 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Either that or his double forgot to cut their ponytail

31/8/2025, 2:53:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT
31/8/2025, 12:51:15 AM | 18820 3648 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hyperlexic (@hyperlexic.bsky.social) reposted

They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING

30/8/2025, 11:53:19 PM | 6118 2026 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Actual PhD Grace Peng (@gspeng.bsky.social) reposted

It's been proposed by lots of people. Still a good idea

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Profile picture molly conger (@socialistdogmom.bsky.social) reposted

repeatedly emailing tens of millions of people that he is thinking a lot about what will happen when he dies is definitely helping, he should send more of these. i've only gotten like four of these in the last few days, keep it up, sir.

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Profile picture Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted

Stopped at a Midas repair shop today and the guy there brought up the CDC. This is an example where raising the salience of what is going on really can break through the noise.

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Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Autodidacts represent

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Profile picture Pavel🐀 (@spavel.bsky.social) reposted

A postcard that says welcome to Boston. A wrestler with a green costume labeled Storrow Drive is clotheslining two guys wearing Penske and Uhaul costumes.
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Profile picture Bopeep-Burton 🌎🏴‍☠️🏡🐓🏖 🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷🇵🇸🇺🇸 🏳️‍⚧️💙🗽 (@bopeep-burton.bsky.social) reposted

#HHS #RFKjr #vaccines

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Profile picture Robin Marty (@robinmarty.com) reposted

Ouch…

Four panel cartoon. First panel has female presenting white person with long dark hair, glasses and a green shirt saying “today we are going to learn about insurance!” Second panel has woman talking to the edge of a brown desk, with bubble that reads “hey insurance, I am injured and I need some of that money I give you for in case I get injured.” Third panels is the woman sitting at a desk with a nameplate reading “insurance.” She wears a black top hat and a gold necklace with a dollar sign, and piles of bags with dollar signs on them are behind her. The bubble above her head says “no.” The fourth panel has the woman back to regular dress saying “and that is how insurance works!”
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Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

Roughly the same process as for a “non-GMO” mule fwiw

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Profile picture MeteorBlades (@meteorblades.bsky.social) reposted

China plans to ADD 358 gigawatts of solar this year. In the first half of year it installed 212 GW, while the US installed 12 GW (that's not a typo). US solar cumulatively is now at 251 GW while China is at 800 GW, which is more than half of US electricity generation capacity from ALL sources.

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Profile picture Premee Mohamed (@premeemohamed.com) reposted

EDMONTON: HELP Mayday mayday SOS: both Fiasco and Franca have gotten out of the house through a busted window screen and the back gate was found open by my catsitter I am VERY FAR AWAY! If you are in the Highlands region can you keep your eye out

a fluffy grey tabby and a fluffy black kitten lying on a rug
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Profile picture Joel (@polyparadigm.bsky.social) reply parent

You can never be too thin or too lich, I guess

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