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Robert Brydon @robertbrydon.bsky.social

Don't forget pre-sliced black olives straight out of a can.

aug 15, 2025, 6:24 pm • 3 0

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David Morehous @dmorehous.bsky.social

Whitepeopletaconight dot mp4

aug 15, 2025, 6:30 pm • 4 0 • view
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Prof LCB @proflcb.bsky.social

We could add the "bolognese" made by that British woman that was unspiced ground beef, onions and spaghetti noodles boiled together, mixed with ketchup and topped with American cheese. THAT'S what ICE agents deserve

aug 15, 2025, 6:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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David Morehous @dmorehous.bsky.social

Operation: Foodcryme

aug 15, 2025, 7:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Robert Brydon @robertbrydon.bsky.social

And its notable that not even the British are willing to utilize the classic American topping for such a mess, the ubiquitous green can of "grated" "parmesan" "cheese" (citation needed for all three terms).

aug 15, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Prof LCB @proflcb.bsky.social

Bro, that British woman literally put slices of cold American cheese on the top of her spaghetti abomination as if it needed to be worse

aug 15, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robert Brydon @robertbrydon.bsky.social

... The *one* thing American cheese is good for is melting well. Putting it on cold... oh dear.

aug 16, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Robert Brydon @robertbrydon.bsky.social

The question is, do you wrap that in a slice of spongy, oddly square white "bread" or slap it in those strangely shelf stable for years taco shells? I'm thinking the "bread" doesn't even have structural integrity to lose, so it would basically be like flinging a handful of soup, so shell wins.

aug 15, 2025, 6:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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David Morehous @dmorehous.bsky.social

I mean, we don’t put White People Tacos in white bread. We put them in Ortega shells from the grocery store. Plus, as you say, the taco shells make better shrapnel

aug 15, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robert Brydon @robertbrydon.bsky.social

My friend, I'm not sure what corners of the Upper Midwest you have and have not visited, so I would be careful being so optimistic.

aug 15, 2025, 7:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Prof LCB @proflcb.bsky.social

Robert. I'd like to keep my lunch down

aug 15, 2025, 6:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robert Brydon @robertbrydon.bsky.social

Sorry. I'm just always baffled by a product that claims to contain the fruit of the olive tree, but is processed until it no longer contributes flavor, texture, umami, nor even noticeable saltiness.

aug 15, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Prof LCB @proflcb.bsky.social

I refer you to American cheese

aug 15, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view