Thanks for the flashback to the thing that happened 2 minutes ago. The gay wedding planner who has had no lines is my favorite character. Oh! New fiancé… I’m guessing he’s the killer. That’s suspicious because even SMG didn’t get a new bf and this girl is NOOO SMG.
And Danica is a stupid name. Whoever chose that should be thrown out of the WGA instead of Park-Chan Wook. Oh, so not the fiancé… but then why kill him? Oh wait, he does Crypto. That’s the 2020’s version of doing drugs and not being a virgin.
How did the killer know to position the body that way? I can’t with this wig. Main girl (still don’t know her name) really should’ve had someone on her side. I’m annoyed we still have to deal with this Danica girl. Like I don’t think I get it.
Was it written in blood? How do they know about the hook when nobody saw the killer because Danica was in the tub? “He scrubbed the net” uhhh there are other records besides the internet. How did podcast girl find all the info? The SMG shirt is tacky. She deserves better.
Well at least she grabbed the knife and fought back. I could not figure out where they were supposed to be until the podcaster got in the dumb waiter. So she drove to find JLH, who is killing it… and left her friends all alone (not that she’s helpful) Why is Freddie cut out of the photo?
Loving the judgment JLH has for Gen Z. Not the gays at the town hall… So Billy Campbell is the bad guy? Ohhhh Freddie is here! If no one knew about 97, that means the killer could only be Billy Campbell, JLH or Freddie? Billy wants tourists - no JLH is a trauma prof - maybe my bet is Freddie
Lmaooo they really think their main cast is special doing that Avengers shot in the restaurant. Ohhhh they’re divorced - and it’s bitter The Bahamas joke is pretty funny Freddie’s like in a different movie The fake acting is as bad as her real acting
They really are putting SMG’s photo in here every 10 mins The ditzy girl is the only one so far to have actually good ideas about the gravesite How did the killer know they were at the cemetery So Derrika or whatever is really gonna wait alone with a killer on the loose?
Why are the Kroger Queen decorations stored in a shed at the cemetery? Keep tackling him dumbass! OMFG At least he saved Delia, she’s the only character I kind of like. Seeing Freddie is worse than a killer? It’s definitely either Freddie or JLH… but that doesn’t quite make sense.
Wait WAIT W A I T… there’s still an hour left in this movie?!?! Ugh So the non-lesbian lesbian works for Freddie and he feels bad for her? His name is Milo?! That’s a dog’s name. “Choke me! Punish me!” Time and place, girl…
The pastor is no Anne Heche. The steam room scene is… very gay The cops kidnapped the girls? Wait, but why does Stevie “deserve” to live? Freddie’s motive? They’re finally killing Not Ryan Philippe, thank God? Why haven’t these dumb girls broken out of this glass room yet? SMGGGGG!!!
