did you put that new header up on our profile? the one with the sandwich? yep, and i think you're gonna love this. it looks like we piss on the sandwich with full force and splashback oh yeah awes- what?
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Mike's Way 😏
aug 27, 2025, 10:06 pm • 4 0 • view
sloppy steaks? please. sloppy sandwiches
aug 29, 2025, 8:45 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah lemme get a uhhh turkey and provolone, extra piss
aug 27, 2025, 9:25 pm • 37 1 • view
Good thing I have had my din din earlier! BLOODY HELL!
aug 28, 2025, 4:57 pm • 2 0 • view
can i get a large Italian with extra spray
aug 27, 2025, 9:35 pm • 14 0 • view
You rang?
aug 27, 2025, 9:38 pm • 7 0 • view
They were trying to reach me and called you by mistake, I think
aug 27, 2025, 9:39 pm • 5 0 • view
Probably a mistake, I'm a medium Italian with extra spray
aug 27, 2025, 9:45 pm • 7 0 • view
I’m large and juicy, but not Italian 😔
aug 27, 2025, 10:14 pm • 5 0 • view
you don’t have to be Italian. You just have to show up at Olive Garden i think
aug 27, 2025, 10:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Hell yeah, pretty sure I still have a gift card too
aug 27, 2025, 10:23 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m large and juicy and have been mistaken for Italian (I’m just tan and other white people are weird about stuff)
aug 27, 2025, 10:49 pm • 5 0 • view
White people being weird about stuff? First I’m hearing of it!
aug 27, 2025, 10:52 pm • 5 0 • view
Well, I never!! 😜
aug 28, 2025, 12:59 am • 5 0 • view
I’ve also had people call me Chinese and Mexican. The fun part was watching them squirm when like nah I’m white as hell
aug 28, 2025, 12:16 am • 3 0 • view
I'm just juicy, but there was a very spicy italian lady shouting at the staff where we picked up our rental camper the other day - and i think have a little bit of her saliva still on my shirt. So i'm still in, right?
aug 27, 2025, 10:21 pm • 4 0 • view
The judges say COUNT IT
aug 27, 2025, 10:22 pm • 4 0 • view
familia!!
aug 27, 2025, 10:23 pm • 4 0 • view
What should we call our mob? I feel like branding is important af in the mob buisness.
aug 27, 2025, 10:25 pm • 4 0 • view
The large Italian in me still wants this sandwich ngl
aug 27, 2025, 9:56 pm • 3 0 • view
i already had dinner and i want this sprayed sandwich also
aug 27, 2025, 10:12 pm • 3 0 • view
🤌💦💦
aug 27, 2025, 9:41 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 3:54 pm • 12 4 • view
real sexy, just like you asked boss
aug 28, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
It's Danny DeVito's piss
aug 28, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
gettin it Mike's way
aug 28, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
I laughed way too hard at this. XD
aug 28, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
This is why I always say EASY ON THE LIQUID - I want a sandwich not a soup.
aug 28, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
I enjoy a Jersey Mike's sub, but their obsession with "The Juice" has always been at least subtly disturbing.
aug 27, 2025, 9:26 pm • 12 0 • view
one time i accidentally called it “the sauce” and they were so fuckin’ confused
aug 27, 2025, 9:33 pm • 4 0 • view
“it’s not sauce!” “well, it’s not fuckin’ juice either, is it?”
aug 27, 2025, 9:33 pm • 9 0 • view
"We can do this Mike's Way or the Hard Way. Your choice."
aug 27, 2025, 9:36 pm • 5 0 • view
“is that Mike juice freshly-squeezed? if not I don’t want it”
aug 27, 2025, 9:38 pm • 7 0 • view
Real sexy, just like you asked
aug 28, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
Yums.
aug 27, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
hahahahahaha what the hell
aug 29, 2025, 8:57 am • 0 0 • view
They know their target demographic
aug 27, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
That's Mike's way.
aug 27, 2025, 9:24 pm • 5 0 • view
this is why i choose subway
aug 27, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
soon
aug 27, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Is...is this "the" "pee-tape"? I'm confuse.
sep 1, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
jersey mike’s first day of training
aug 27, 2025, 9:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
dat's what we call Jersey style
aug 27, 2025, 9:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Does Danny DeVito piss on it?
sep 1, 2025, 3:21 am • 1 0 • view
okay, take the piss element out of it. who the fuck wants wet bread?
aug 27, 2025, 9:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Look, if this leads to Danny DeVito to pissing on a sandwich in a TV commercial, I'm all for it.
aug 28, 2025, 3:52 pm • 4 0 • view
King Cumquat is into golden showers, ask Putin
aug 28, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
Looks like an excellent projectile in a pinch I see your messy Subway sandwich, and raise you one piss covered Jersey Mike's
aug 28, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
I love a balsamic pissagrette
aug 27, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
they're catering to a specific audience, i respect the marketing tactic
aug 29, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
“I’ll take mine with extra asparagus and coffee…”
aug 29, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
FYI - If your piss is reddish pink like that, you should see a doctor.
aug 27, 2025, 10:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Literally had one today and am absolutely crushed that I did not get the piss and oil
aug 29, 2025, 2:43 am • 0 0 • view
Please help me save my family's life and save them from the danger of famine😭💔🙏🏻
aug 27, 2025, 9:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Piss and vinegar is a great sales tactic
aug 27, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 9:25 pm • 21 1 • view
looooool
aug 27, 2025, 9:25 pm • 4 0 • view
Goes well with a mike’s hard lemonade.
aug 27, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Jimmy John’s would never sell such a piss sandwich
aug 28, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
real solid pisser there
aug 27, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
jersey mikes has good sandwiches but we got one with several very long hairs in it once and that uh....kind of put us off them
aug 27, 2025, 10:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Enjoy your sandwich, officer
aug 27, 2025, 10:44 pm • 11 0 • view