When life gives you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. I’m LGBT and think I’m funnier than I actually am. I may or may not be obsessed with the Simpsons. Animist. Autism is a way of life. (He/Him) In dog beers, I’ve only had one. Under no pretext.
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A comfortable life used to be the American Dream. Not being a financial mogul. Not fighting for the top spot on the food chain. Working to get your share of the pie with the whip cream on top. Grabbing enough food to fill your plate, but leaving plenty on the table for others. Let’s do that again.
Years and years…
We need fewer followers, and better; if they were committed, social media could be won with a fourth of our present force… -Colonel Kurtz
I went from ~2K to 600…
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Whenever a brand tries to be hip to me:
One can hope.
Vance doesn’t have the cult following. Congress isn’t afraid of him—he’ll get very little done.
He’s not a skeptic. He’s a full-fledged anti-vaccine nutjob.
A roofer listens to [his heart], not his wallet.
Always err on the side of chewiness.
Ok, hear me out - a Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
What do you think caused the stain?
My favorite Discworld passage.
One way to find out…
Except the shoe thing is less than useless.
Or, they don’t care a out collateral damage. If a few members of their in-group die, it doesn’t matter as long as more of “the others” are eliminated.
Ever watch Fargo?
Crater Lake is a strange place, wasn't known to whites until 1853. Lots of Indigenous memory tales of the massive explosion (c. 5700 BCE) that created it. Mazama Newt is my new pen name, fyi. #AnInfluencerIsBorn
Remember that if you say “My (great) grandparents came here legally…”, back then “legally” meant you bought a boat ticket and didn’t have TB…
So, they actually are useful…
Of everything that’s wrong with him, this is the least of them.
"Trump is showing, with this insane rant, that he fully intends to maximally abuse presidential powers in every way possible to try to rig and swing the midterms. It’s not an accident that this is all happening while he’s militarizing cities." trib.al/ffQeBly
“Oh, what, so we’re just supposed to not be bigoted about anything, all of the time!?” Yes, idiot. You have to not do unacceptable things all the time. It isn’t a purity test; you’re just rancid.
We need a jerk. We don’t need a Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobe.
White peoples are severely lacking in their support for the marginalized.
We need to end that. It was a BIPOC trans woman who threw the first brick at Stonewall. It was the Black Panthers that brought food to the disabled protestors in the capital building when they forced the implementation of the ADA.
Number 1 is the only option that isn’t completely abhorrent, and it’s still inexcusable.
The only positive thing I can say about him is that his media team is adept at trolling Trump.
He’s been critical of trans rights for some time now…
We’re going to have to start bootlegging again.
We need to be kicked out of the international community.
We are quickly learning who would have hidden Anne Frank and who would have turned her over.
Ironman has a great intro riff.
Maybe she learned her lesson?
Those are pretty useless. I had Lifelock for a bit, and never got an alert, even after I got a license replaced at the DMV.
I was going to say lots and lots of ketamine.
Masked immigration raids don’t protect us. They hide abuse and strip away our dignity. Stand with me in demanding transparency and accountability by adding your name to this petition.
people have been prosecuted for coercing someone into suicide. creating a machine to do that at scale doesn’t reduce the culpability
ngl I kind of think Sam Altman should be tried criminally? is that … feasible?
He wants to be John Oliver, but is lucky to be Dollar Store Gutfield.
So: I'm utterly unsurprised to learn that this was the message conservatives took from it! I'm also super happy to be wrong, given the Author's perspective on it:
I could get on board.
The latter (The Little Red Hen) is from 1874.
It’s continues to be despicable how the media has spent a decade normalizing the orange felon so much so that they are reporting on his authoritarian militarization of Washington DC as if it were a routine military exercise. They deliberately failed democracy for clickbait.
I had my hand crushed in a van door in the first grade. My handwriting is nigh impossible to read.
I’d prefer this to being forced to harass citizens.
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Why aren’t the boards of directors being held criminally accountable?
He’s nice to squirrels. That says a lot.
So’s being an ableist jerkwad.
3) being kind to animals is awesome, who cares if he cannot spell?
YES, IT WORKED. We added the "Abolish ICE" flag to the pride flag on our porch when next door went up for sale and the awesome lesbian couple who toured the house for the second time this weekend are making an offer and said our flags were part of why they had the house on the list :D
A school whose “graduates” would have no marketable skills…
Could you imagine the Dems as defendants in a court room? Gunning for a guilty verdict because the other side seems to be popular? lmao
Raja and I from Amazon are having a moment trying to figure out why Creepshow Season 3 is not available on my AMC+ subscription.
When I had AMC+, Shudder was included.
But, does she?
There’s been a whole ass end cap of that shit in my grocery store all this month.
The text description is a warning.
To be clear what happened here. Israel bombed a hospital. They waited for paramedics and first responders to arrive. Then they bombed it again. This is known as the 'double tap'. You are watching unfathomable evil, armed and facilitated by the West.
Only sometimes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dy...
Are those posters? Replace the QR code to one that will direct to PornHub.
Yep!
Partyman
Same here.
When I was in sixth grade, I learned that they were made from hippopotamus ivory. I was a lot older when I learned the whole story.
RFK Jr. Cancels Promising Work on Cancer Vaccine futurism.com/neoscope/rfk...
Just a schematic or two.
Nope.
People do that?
Don’t mind me. I’m just here for the ratio.
I think that’s a stagehand…
Burn a flag in defense of freedom.
DC gets statehood by proxy?
This is replacing a previous post: A Veteran was detained outside of the White House by Secret Service after burning an American flag.
youtu.be/AWiq-0rf_bA?...
Yoink.
Could be any of a billion white cishet able-bodied centrists.
JFC
Unpopular opinion, but I dislike Patriot Day September 11 has nothing to do with patriotism. No first responders were thinking "oh wow I love my country" as they rushed in to the towers to try to save people A day of remembrance & service, absolutely But lose me with a false veneer of patriotism
KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053
Nuremberg Trials Mark II are going to be a hoot.
Help! I live in a repressive, violently authoritarian country enforcing primitive, anti-science, murderous health policies!
Then put him on trial and give him due fucking process.
I’m gonna have to start saying Fox’s wedding…
What’s that like?
A see your Altoona, and raise you Ohio Valley…
The thing about Eric Adams is that maybe he is UNAWARE THAT HE IS CURRENTLY THE MAYOR OF NYC so if working people are struggling so hard that they cannot be part of a Scavenger Hunt THEN THAT IS PARTLY HIS FAULT.
Nvm. Saw on another post.
What the fuck did he do now?