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I don't think jumpscares can get you when your brain is swiss cheese
vaxxed, belly full of SSRIs, probably trans, possibly suffering from woke mind virus, definitely suffering from TDS
🔥 OH ... BANANA ... 🔥
Just waiting til later, I imagine the numbers will pick up in the American Evening
I don't understand why people don't use their subscriptions as their home page
bsky.app/profile/cybe...
we need to go frank n further
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
now for an Evangelion concert does "angelic" mean she sounds like a 300 foot tall cube
I'd hate to see that
That's great. I invented a Merv emoji combo; feel free to share: ( 🧿 n🧿)
On my next turn, I play Labor Day Weekend and my Real Boy produces one red mana, one white mana, and one blue mana
as a comic book creator, it sometimes occurs to me that not only am I an illustrator, inker, colorist, and writer, but a fashion designer as well; all this to say, as a fashion designer I think that is an awesome look
they don't have empathy so we have to actually make them put on a literal other man's shoes
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we don’t need to fight fairly against fascism. We just need to fight.
I deploy Real Boy in the tapped position as well as my 6/6 Organic Father with Trample and First Strike
he's also a mormon which means he's easily indoctrinable
tell him he's actually losing money by being president and would be more profitable if he quit
does this answer your question [puts bingo balls over eyes behind glasses] 🎶BA-PA-PA-PA-PA🎶 🎸[SLAP BASS]🎸
is that michael entertainment mouse
It's been on a VHS at @redlettermedia.com HQ
if you don't understand this, you are a stupid person, end of tweet
The Silence of the Lambs - featuring the late great Hannibal Lecter - had a "trans" killer in it, that Trump's friend the good doctor goes out of his way to explain to Agent Starling is not trans, the killer is trying to Become something, and gender is the fumbling first steps of it.
i'd hate to see bigpox
Why is no one talking about this
it's all just aspic with bits of Quarter Pounder with Cheese floating in it
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
that's smart
youtu.be/03MOgUBYy1o
they called you Swelling With Dark Power? that's so many syllables for them to use, and such a confusing present progressive tense for a name
I used to care but it's all slop at the end of the day, I dunno if he's written a legitimate missive since "covfefe"
be a shame if something sobering happened to alex nitzberg, make him think a little bit about proudly serving a nazi propaganda machine don't worry pal I'm sure you'll be one of the good "nitzbergs" when they get done with everyone brown and trans
i run, respectfully that is the very definition of Swelling With Dark Power
I'm still not sure you're out of that episode that kept ending up being fake out after fake out when you were in the stage play about going crazy! I couldn't summarize that episode if I tried!
Ended up itching a lot for Michelle Yeoh
say this to your boss
Well no duh, you're the cutest MARIA LOOK OUT THERE'S A BEAR
The "Demonstrate Value" segment of the DENNIS System
fell asleep in chair thinking about hamburger
I remember playing computer games when I was a kid where an NPC, attempting to let the player know how to continue the game, would say things like "perhaps the answer is at the old abbey" and I'd be like [FIVE YEARS OLD] perhaps and then just wander around because of no solid info
the hundred acre woods are now wario's woods
Trevor Goodchild is the mastermind ultra-grandchild of @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social and that's just going to have to be canon until disproven by time travelers or Peter Chung
what if the warring nations from Æon Flux, Bregna and Monica, are actually the centuries-in-the-future result of the influences of Brennan Lee Mulligan and Matt Mercer, somehow taking their DMing styles and evolving them into the Breen order-over-chaos and the Monican freedom-at-all-costs cultures
PRIEST [LOOKING AT EXTREMELY POSSESSED GIRL WHO NEEDS TO BE EXORCISED]: this is a bit above my pray grade
this is the closest thing in the world there is to magic
in my bathroom AU the hairbrush is called the Brushian Empire
Every day I wonder if service members are not going to their highest level COs and asking if it is not time to stop all this
They could posthumously crown her the queen of England, but she's still a lousy traitor and always will be.
I was gonna say, how much does it cost to hire them
there is but it's on a 12 year old
They weren't trans but they did play violent video games
Whew! I'm only mostly that!
Mayor Brandon of Chicago responds to a question from a reporter if pushing back will make things harder? “Can you imagine if my ancestors would have had the same rationale? Let’s not fight against the Confederacy. Let’s just try to get along, and maybe one day they’ll give us our freedom?”
conservative ideology boils down to wanting to kill kids, fuck kids, use kids as slaves, or some combination of all three, yet "bipartisanship" is something routinely taken as a virtue in politics. no actually you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'"
amazing amazing amazing amazing
Shoulda turned the hose on 'em
They were gonna tow an angel monster between star systems at impulse?
(because of the ephemerality of it, not because it takes place in a convenience store)
does it take place in Twin Peaks?
if this lurching zombie looks at my kids at the airport I'm going to drown him in the public toilet
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
In English, Doc!!
@lackingsaint.bsky.social can you believe they got Slash for this but not the Breaking Bad sequel youtu.be/GcVrttrXQD8
*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
they made a movie about this, I think it was called Troy Story
I'm the latter but I don't want money, just the sweet sweet dopamine of attention. Until I log in and have 50+ notifications and then I'm consumed by the anxiety of wondering how I fucked up. I want 20 likes. That's a good number.
Me when I hear someone suggest voting for MAGA for any reason.
Ghost Dog gonna be fartin' up a storm
🎶 LOVE IT WHEN YA CALL ME BIG PAPA 🎶
The secret is low heat for six or seven hours @dimension20.bsky.social
They're only marginally separate if they have the same outcome
That's where Grandma puts money when she sends a birthday horse
What about his wife, Jen Kennings
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
GIMME THE HAUNCH
ME [AFTER PLAYING THE WESTERN SUPER MARIO BROS. 2]: more like okey dokey panic 😒
Pardon me! I actually meant in terms of "the way things were decorated in the 2000s" in this case. Remember when all the McDonalds'ses'ses turned into weird grey bistros?
"We're still a hundred percent turning all our decor into grey millennial sludge like nobody wants, though"
well they have to be a functional crackhead
TOM SELLECK: [PROUD OF HIS TV SHOW "BLUE BLOODS"] ME: they were called blue bloods because they were inbred TOM SELLECK: >:{(
I could honestly see his mom getting her own channel. It's fun to see how much of her sense of humor Jack inherited.
also @lackingsaint.bsky.social I hope we get to see some Grandma content soon, if you have posted your mom and the baby somewhere I've missed it and I know she must be being adorable about it
damn, I gotta get a dog
yeah you stand up for yourself johnny
I'm glad someone else addressed this; my cat is also a dog and I don't want her feeling left out but I understand your reluctance
is that scooby doo
You're a father now, lean into using the baby as a deflection for anything/everything. Why didn't I blank in a timely manner? Uhhh because I was dealing with my progeny??? Mug to camera, instant victory
You're the king 👑
Wow, great likeness. Is that face hand sculpted?
Lay it out for us Robert, you're in the top percentile of people who have considered its ins and outs. What is the game plan?
P.S. look up his brother Rayford
I CONSIDER-A YOU MOTHER BUT I NO FINE-A MY SHOBEL 😩🤌
I live in a 90s romance novel and I'll have you know it's a very common name
would also love to see @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social do something with the network, he's the other modern Carlin. I wonder how many others there are?