False is the new truth.
Dastardly and dirty when it comes to dealing with fascist tiny brains. All for equality and inclusiveness. A sucker for the feline persuasion, from pure bred to the common barn cat. A flair for theatrics and sarcasm. And chamber music with a Modelo.
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False is the new truth.
I remember two things about Labor Day. 1) Jerry Lewis grandstanding his way through a telethon that made me feel it really was all about him. 2) School started the next day. Both made me cry.
That guy was a real baller...
Shocker! How dare he put himself in front of others...oh...wait...never mind.
Poor mama. That's a lot of mouths to feed and take care of.
Seemingly brainy, not so in real life. Really don't care if she ever shows up again.
This⬆️⬆️⬆️
Glad I'm not the only one thinking this is cute but could get ugly real fast.
I'm about ready to just have animals as friends and give up on the human race.
Because Cracker Barrel is fruit laying on the ground ready to be stepped in. A forceful answer to gun violence is far beyond what Republicans can lift.
I would lose zero sleep if I were them. In fact I'd sleep a lot better if she wouldn't know me.
Where has she gone anyway? Used to show up on every bad game show the last few years. Hiding under the bed, out of show business or suffering from her own brain worm?
I'll try to hang on. Don't know how you do it. You've got an iron constitution to put up with this production crap.
Seems years ago. Oh well...good times.
Ludo only THINKS it's his. We know better.
Happy Belated Birthday Momb!!🎂❤️🎁🎆
You stole Whizzo the Clown's magic bag of tricks!! What's great is you know how to use them. Of course, Whizzo was on the sauce pretty good back then.
A human turd.
I got the food and nap part and I totally agree with that.
I hope that 5% rousting of that infernal hellocobber shelve gets you back in the swing of things. Finishing off that mauze was animalistic and brave. I'm sure Ludo will be laying so low now you may only see an ear tip now and then.
That automatically made NYC a better place.
Believe it.
Only the best are in charge.
Absolutely... 😂 #BlueCrew #Resist #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter
Shit. Now I'm hungry again!
There goes my appetite. You should post more of these. I'd like to lose about 30 pounds.
I'm not sure I could handle it on my present meds.
Maybe they were actually made with drywall....
Very new wave/abstract. I need to sit in a corner wearing a beret holding a book of Ginsberg poetry to really get the vibe...
Luv the names! Beautiful little whippersnappers.
I'm Atom! And I haven't been a good Gonzobongo lately. Need to get back in the groove and supply more pithy comments until you burn my membership card.
I still do. In fact, I don't think I've referred to them as "houseguest" since Season 1.
She knows how to use one? I figured she was trying to put a square 9v into a round tube for 2 Ds.
Why does Abbott always look like he just swallowed a load of gorilla sperm?
Texas Gestapo always ruin a fun time.
That's a great effort! I kick mine under the recliner when the wife goes to the bathroom.
Fizgig is the fizz!!🤗 (You're not bad either).
🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Is Fizgig a smart cat or faking it?
Short but very to the point.
Probably discusses fashion wear for weekends and how she knows nothing.
And here I thought it was "bull shed". Foiled again!!! Arrrggg!
Certainly a unique fixer-upper for the industriously bent feline...
If it's Mississippi I wonder how many could actually read it with comprehension, much less wire their BlackBerrys to the brooder house to power up a device to see it.
Tasty...mmmm...
DRAMATIC!!!
Well, maybe something else will come along...❤️
And I thought I was evil...
I actually believe this behaviors report since...well...who can argue with that face? However, please go back to trespassing on the hellocobber shelve occasionally to keep up appearance.
Great shine though. That tail and Turtle Wax is a great combo!
We have two. I think they're making babies and eating nectar. Maybe not in that order. I'm waiting to see the undercover footage first.
Don't give them any ideas.
I'm almost scared to ask what it is.
As soon as Congress quits grabbing that pharmaceutical fat cat money. Put the genie back in the bottle where it belongs as far as drug advertising in the media goes. My doctor should be telling me about Wegovy...not me prodding him about a 30 second commercial.
Social media should be safe for trans people. Pass it on
Agreed!!
The proud look of harrass.
Layla...you are most beautiful. Don't let any other human dare tell you otherwise. Live long and prosper beautiful one 💞
For 13 years, he was the "boy." He came to us at the Humane Society visiting room and immediately nuzzled my hand. I knew he was the right one. He was everything I had ever wanted from a cat. And I spoiled him. Tried to give him the best. Oh how I spoiled him. And now he's gone. I am empty😿😿😿
Munday
Guess this has passed me by...
Churu has the magic sauce when it comes to cats. Their brains roll out their ears at the site of the bag. Amazing stuff.
Thank you! So appreciated!
That house makes brains melt at embarrassing times....
Coward's answer.
And soon the 5% Ludo harass will be noted in annals of cat battles.
Selective amnesia. Only viable reason. Oh...wait...never mind.
That's all that counts any more.
Hummingbirds are too fast and terrible at humming. Lost a ton of money on Professor Fate's Hummers Barbershop Quartet venture back in the day.
Rubio finds shoelaces to be mentally taxing.
Clowning is making big money nowadays too. Look at the White House lately?
Best of Mutual of Omaha's Sleeby Animals Kingdom.
I need one of these indicators on my forehead.
Purrrrrdy❤️
I wish I had a jingolball...you're so lucky...I'd jingolball my night away. No regerts.
Hah! Back at ya.
Much better than most pay-per-view junk I've purchased over the years
No hep cat in their right mind would Gonzo. Shows who's not in their right mind. Unless his mind is in his pants.
But necessary
A sight for sore eyes!
Looks like Gonzo had a bad night.
Delightful.
I love the name Fizgig and don't know how you ever came up with it. Someday I will name a cat in his honor.😊
I wouldn't trust Stephen Miller to read a bedtime story to toddlers.
I was rooting for you until you got to the spaghetti incident. I've just thrown all the pasta in my house out after getting that word picture.
Almost too much going on here for the cerebral cortex to comprehend. Taking privacy rights to the next level! Git'em Gonzo!
Well...gonna have to pop a few extra Lorazepam tonight to get me past this.
Looks like it has subtitles. Pretty esoteric stuff you like to watch. You might be from another planet...albeit a very cute if somewhat insane one.
I'm ready to go kick some butt after that pep talk.
Well, a little bit of harass is good for what ails you sometimes.
Shhhh!!! We're trying to stay under the covers.
Reminds me of my early Riunite wine days...
If you go it was nice seeing you again.
A match made in Heaven.
Does Alaska count?
So true. And I miss mine so much❤️
Wow. Not gonna cross you. I don't even have a horse for you to decapitate. That's how much I'm scared.