Ham in my ham and promise ill never let go
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Ham in my ham and promise ill never let go
(me, skeptical Of karma police due to acab) arrest this man (My communist bent) Dekulakification
(checking out fidelity whose 2050 fund is 100% tech stonks with p/ES of 300) lmao I am so effing good at this
Man every house eventually turns into the Boo Radley house without intervention. It's the platonic ideal of housing
Nate silver is the tulpa created by the most downvoted comments on reddit
I wonder if the first call u get after being elected for the first time is the ghost of Charles koch offering u a million bucks to poison a working class family
Is this blueskyism
Are laborbus (union laboobs) a thing
Ah beans it's the noid
Nta
Here’s the plan: This year, the Nobel Committee awards the Peace Prize to someone it knows will cause Trump to have a stroke and/or heart attack. The following year, the Nobel Committee awards the prize to itself. Genius.
Attention. IN THIS ECONOMY????
God people looked so weird back then. Look at the fucking weirdo
(bashing a sea turtle in its innocent head with a 16kg plastic warhammer) u r weak. U can't even tolerate 16,000,000,000,000 fused microplastics to the head
People always used to say shit like "the revolution will not be televised" and I was like "wtf are u talking about" and I'm like, Ooooohhh
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Halloween and Over the Garden Wall and soups and Guinness
Coining the "Colorado Gamut" - shoot 1" groups at 1000 yards - road bike 32 miles to get produce - can a bushel - bake green chili enchiladas from scratch
Awesome now I'll have twice the opportunity to jump into the current year's model
Cheese it it's the constabulary
When one is given a choice between starving to death and believing in numbers on an app, I wonder what they will choose
Ahhh rootmarm, the ball and chain of my heart (wet slapping noises)
U ever can 5 bushels of peaches then take 50mg of the devil's lechuga
Send noods
Hunt them for sport
Yarvin goes on about "blockchain guns" that render revolution impossible because they literally don't believe that non-rich people can drill a hole through a metal bar and nitrogentate potassium
Oh wow. New to me I'll check it out
But I actually think that the core dichotomy in taxonomy is the one between heffalumps and woozles: my borderdoodle? Ostensibly still a canis familaris, but a heffalump. My aussiedoodle? Woozle. This generalizes surprisingly broadly
Ok, I absolutely agree and I think Raccoons are the Most Weasels
What's nutritious and commutes? An abelian 🍲
At some point autocomplete started changing correctly-spelled words into different ones arbitrarily, and that's where we're at. We need a decent Linux phone
Beautiful presentation too
Buuuuuurnnn
While we're at it, @captmarkkelly.bsky.social, whom I have donated thousands too, is one of the worst Corporate Democrats www.govtrack.us/congress/mem...
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social is the 5th most /collaborative/ member of Congress www.govtrack.us/congress/mem...
Idiot Republican bumpkins put up more of a fight for their causes than these fucks
I want him to block every nomination, filibuster every vote you dumb fucking collaborator
If he really does kick it, do not let the gop blame this all on him They wanted this too
Nice!
These guys. Pose with someone and bitch about how Trump is fucking everyone over. /Of course he is. That's his thing/! What are you doing
Love u but where the fuck is the actual action
A proposal to censor info about lawmakers is being sold as a safety measure. But it won’t protect them from anything but investigative journalism. Contact your senator to tell them to protect their safety — and everyone else’s — without sacrificing transparency and accountability.
All farmstandpilled up #canningcore. The peaches were a bit ripe so they're a little ragged but great color
Lmao "constitution"
(opening up a dalek prop with "Blimey im an AI super computer ol' chap pip pip cherio and all that. Wotcher" scrawled on it to find a heap of cold bangers and mash)
We have a huge, beautiful spider that has built a huge, beautiful web right in front of our doorbell and we haven't had visitors for weeks and it is
This is an accurate description of the situation. substack.com/home/post/p-...
(In church, halfheartedly mumbling a chachetism) balhblorb habbaab (Deacon, suspicious) U say ur from the eastern diocess. What branch exactly? (Me Blaise,) Fundaminalist Quaker
Tin
My wife thinks it's weird for me to be drink-eating a ton can of unheated, low-sodium black beans in an exec meeting for lunch
LFG INDONESIA
Got so. Many. Veggies and fruits for canning. God I love being retired
Fresh heirloom tomatoes and basil from the garden, peaches from Paonia, and homemade sourdough/balsamic reduction with Palestinian olive oil
TBH I would support life imprisonment for Roberts, and I feel like that's pretty moderate
See I told u the next time we saw Trump it'd be Vance wearing him like lederhosen
😭
If billionaires could tulpa Vance into existence I don't see why we couldnt tulpa Trump out of it
that he is one of the few Democrats actually doing something in response to Trump does not change the fact that Newsom fucking sucks and I don’t want him to run either the state or the country
Vance, Tokyo drifting into ur dining room and slapping the chicken nugget out of ur kids hand screaming DID U EVEN THANK AMERICA
What if JD Vance shows up in a Trump suit
(planning my boomerang heist) what ho? Well behaved ol chap. Splemdid
Wait folks before I invest 3025000 into "Cathie" woods "fund" did we ever figure out if she was a. Real and b. Whether her name is real.
Mitoclondirans
Ed. Ed. I love u man but u being right about everything simply can't get in the way of me not losing a literal trillion dollars as an investor in this shit
What if I call it "full driving me into a wall and it immolates me utterly such that my kids have no closure beyond musk selling more of it"--idk, might not roll off the tongue
If I spend my time cooking dungeon food and listening to The Veronicas what's it to u
U ever get the impression that Mufasa reigned over an underclass of starving and resentful hyenas that scar weaponized into a maga-ass insurgency. The hyenas were Jacobins and the lions the loathsome jacobites
Waifus aren't punk
Nobody even was ever like, yeah he's dumb as hell but he's probably also gonna kill 40 million people
I collected The Most Roadkill and now I head up the HHS
I feel like this concert sent thatcher right back to heck
This green child's midochlorians are off the fucking charts
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
Was feeling a little Delicious in Dungeon
It's /sarcasm/
Happy 2 << 5
So wild that there are so many duplicates, too. I really have no idea why anyone would want 5 AR-format 5.62s
Just make sure it's fixed rate. Inflation will make it a much better deal in the long term
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We have waaaaay too many types of cop
Replacing money with paperclips would probably immediately fix the world
TBH I sort of thought they were like, off brand world market and didn't realize they sold food
Criminalizing not using it
Pretty wild that Caligula would be a substantial improvement
Midlife crises are the result of realizing that u are trapped on a planet with millions of people who like this sort of thing and there's only one way out
:! sudo rm -rf /
If literally every program we could imagine weren't actively driving us to suicide something else would
ChatGPT is literally a horror movie technology and it's making me insane by proxy because basically every professional adult I have ever known has pivoted to hawking it. "Effectively useless for business, devastating to the environment, but it will drive u insane and kill ur kid guaranteed"
It's a stupid joke man
What will happen when they use up all the salt water
What the fuck is a choitner
The Wozniak theory of wealth: Steve jobs exploited his best friend and the guy who was doing all the work for money
Or just download it from this fucking server
I'm a democrat to the extent that I want basically every democrat to be primaried and then tried for treason
They're only teasing this to get u to torture (use) them.
What the hell is a "swamp" (long a)
Like for "I'm an FBI agent" share for "ICE agent" 🤨🤨🤨🤨