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The Dangerous Midfielder

@pupenschauer.bsky.social

Former footballer. Guitar player. Baltimore.

created March 5, 2025

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Thatโ€™s awesome.

2/9/2025, 4:07:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some days I just want to quit everything, sell everything, and just hit the road for as long as possible.

2/9/2025, 4:04:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noooooooooooo! ๐Ÿ˜ž

2/9/2025, 4:02:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m addicted

2/9/2025, 4:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Organize. Negotiate as a group. Start a union

2/9/2025, 2:28:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Union โœ… Yes

2/9/2025, 2:26:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, where?

2/9/2025, 2:52:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heโ€™s really leaning into this Big Lie thing.

2/9/2025, 12:42:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raises are also negotiated. Guaranteed. Iโ€™ve heard the โ€œwe canโ€™t afford to give raisesโ€ horseshit too many times. In my field, often the only way to get a decent raise is to job hop and negotiate higher pay.

1/9/2025, 6:32:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first thought, lol

1/9/2025, 4:22:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m saying. I donโ€™t believe for a second that he won all the swing states, and Iโ€™ve been wondering ever since why it was just accepted.

1/9/2025, 3:41:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This over the top. Even for him.

31/8/2025, 10:42:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those syllables are perfection. Just lends itself to rap.

31/8/2025, 8:25:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All seven swing states? Come onโ€ฆ

31/8/2025, 1:37:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would anyone do this? Canโ€™t these guys just grift without hurting people?

30/8/2025, 7:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will this apply to Republicans too)

29/8/2025, 4:45:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True. Has anyone noticed a drop in replies/ likes on here lately? Am I being paranoid again?

28/8/2025, 7:21:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m sorry in advance but no duhhh

28/8/2025, 7:18:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Piss on all the horseshit. Iโ€™m going to watch my daughter play soccer.

28/8/2025, 7:17:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautiful

28/8/2025, 1:53:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This punk is guilty as charged. lol

28/8/2025, 1:30:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SSRIs make a huge difference for a LOT of people. โ€œOther psychiatric drugsโ€ help people moderate their moods and do the exactly the opposite. Dumbass.

28/8/2025, 1:24:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol

28/8/2025, 3:28:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why?

28/8/2025, 3:16:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More popular?

27/8/2025, 7:51:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More of this

27/8/2025, 7:48:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about the Republicans will wake up and do something about this fantasy?

27/8/2025, 3:09:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think sheโ€™s probably in charge. Sheโ€™ll have the prenup.

26/8/2025, 9:58:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heโ€™s in a psychotic state.

26/8/2025, 9:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, it seems like heโ€™s having a psychotic break, so that fits.

26/8/2025, 4:40:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit that was fast

26/8/2025, 3:33:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, thatโ€™s a goddamn short finger!

25/8/2025, 6:27:26 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the elections happenโ€ฆ

25/8/2025, 5:16:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What can blue-staters do?

25/8/2025, 4:25:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Itโ€™s uncanny..

25/8/2025, 3:35:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Itโ€™s hollow inside, just like you. Theyโ€™d better keep an eye on it.

25/8/2025, 3:33:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought this was already settled?

25/8/2025, 3:29:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonโ€™t matter if they canโ€™t vote.

25/8/2025, 1:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heโ€™s not terrifying. Itโ€™s the people around him who scare the shit out of me.

25/8/2025, 3:49:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmmm.

24/8/2025, 8:24:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. I think most of thought he was a clown well before he announced in 2015.

24/8/2025, 8:21:14 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And sheโ€™s credible why?

24/8/2025, 3:34:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. Incredible. Iโ€™m amazed they showed their faces.

23/8/2025, 12:14:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freudian? Intentional? Probably true, though.

22/8/2025, 9:36:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half of us are sane. I canโ€™t believe the people who have the power to stop this wonโ€™t.

22/8/2025, 9:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bullshit. Now letโ€™s see those ankles.

22/8/2025, 8:30:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to go there. Will they let me stay?

22/8/2025, 8:22:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Letโ€™s see those ankles.

22/8/2025, 8:21:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be news if that was the other way around.

22/8/2025, 8:01:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This stuff is getting out of hand. Although Iโ€™m quite sure my phone listens to me already.

22/8/2025, 1:59:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On my bucket list!

21/8/2025, 10:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weโ€™re gonna need some Republicans to help end this.

21/8/2025, 10:45:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same.

21/8/2025, 9:42:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@lylelovett.bsky.social is the best!!

21/8/2025, 8:35:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely yes, lol. I used to get the newspaper daily, and read damn near all of it.

21/8/2025, 8:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone else think she looked just fine before plastic surgery?

21/8/2025, 8:31:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not much indication that he will abide, though

21/8/2025, 8:04:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Fantastic!

21/8/2025, 7:57:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It feels like a matter of time until they come after Democrats. Is that paranoid?

21/8/2025, 3:35:21 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m surprised itโ€™s not higher.

21/8/2025, 2:21:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fits

21/8/2025, 2:10:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!

21/8/2025, 2:09:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where is this?

20/8/2025, 6:31:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, has been to any museums)

20/8/2025, 2:32:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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โ€œHOTTESTโ€

20/8/2025, 2:32:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, people who will never see this, this in Beaufort, NC on New Yearโ€™s Eve.

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19/8/2025, 7:46:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Itโ€™s so entertaining! ๐Ÿ˜

19/8/2025, 7:09:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ATTENTION RACISTS: DO NOT ASSUME Iโ€™M RACIST JUST BECAUSE Iโ€™M WHITE. THANK YOU. ASSHOLES.

19/8/2025, 7:04:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree

19/8/2025, 5:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this real or a deep fake?

19/8/2025, 5:29:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

19/8/2025, 12:44:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m afraid of the distraction that will happen then.

18/8/2025, 8:14:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously

18/8/2025, 8:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As. Ravens fan, I say good for Joe Flacco! As long as he has bad games against us, Iol. Iโ€™m glad heโ€™s still out there slinging it.

18/8/2025, 5:42:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Itโ€™s terrifying.

18/8/2025, 4:45:27 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donโ€™t assume they know what the Nuremberg were.

18/8/2025, 4:29:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stay classy

18/8/2025, 4:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clown-ass.

18/8/2025, 4:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love this part of the country. Great shot!

18/8/2025, 2:54:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you. Seems like anyone could dress up like that and go harass people.

17/8/2025, 7:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that Colonel Sanders on the left?

17/8/2025, 7:33:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remove the whole administration.

17/8/2025, 7:30:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep it front and center.

17/8/2025, 6:58:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As part of the masses, I cannot comment at this time. ๐Ÿ˜

17/8/2025, 6:57:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you tell them youโ€™re a party of one, and the whole place goes dark and silent with a spotlight on you, just tell them youโ€™re a critic. And itโ€™s your birthday.

17/8/2025, 6:54:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a photo!

17/8/2025, 6:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was little it was for stitches and to be diagnosed with bronchitis and prescribed antibiotics for any cough you might have. ๐Ÿ˜

17/8/2025, 6:46:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautiful. Where is that?

17/8/2025, 6:37:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would anyone need 30 bedrooms? Who would want that many people in their house?

17/8/2025, 6:35:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is it so high?

16/8/2025, 8:30:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol

16/8/2025, 8:30:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those moobs are a little small

16/8/2025, 8:29:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trader Vicโ€™s? Was there a werewolf there with a pina colada in his hand and perfect hair? (Iโ€™m sorry, I canโ€™t help it)

16/8/2025, 8:26:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, sometimes you had stand there touching it so it would stay tuned. -Another old

16/8/2025, 8:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see it. Great shot!

16/8/2025, 6:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatevs

16/8/2025, 6:38:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the Onion, right?

16/8/2025, 5:47:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you sure they arenโ€™t helicopters?

16/8/2025, 5:09:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fantastic

16/8/2025, 5:07:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bang up job so far!

16/8/2025, 4:59:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view