But it wasn’t just white voters, right? Just for clarity. The electorate isn’t just white voters? The majority of voters chose him.
But it wasn’t just white voters, right? Just for clarity. The electorate isn’t just white voters? The majority of voters chose him.
Smash cut to Trump powerbombing Linda McMahon into the announcers’ table to prove that he is in fact back
I have to imagine being a member of the world’s leading genocide scholars’ association doesn’t play particularly well at thanksgiving dinner.
The market would like a word.
I mean it’s only infuriating if you thought he wouldn’t find a way to stiff his contractors.
Lol imagine being surprised at this
For real though if he just takes off the old man Trump mask to reveal a much younger and more vital Trump I think we all Midsommar ourselves off a cliff.
I think there’s a decent chance he’s going to cryo freeze himself in a giant penis rocket to come back in 30 years to go head to head with Austin Powers.
Did Rudy hire the same person to write his accident report?
Somewhere Tom Wambsgans is meeting with a team to discuss policy ideas.
Obviously the young Rob Lowe is played by current day Rob Lowe but he’s playing a younger Rob Lowe so I guess this is Rob Lowe’s path to an Oscar.
The idea of Ron Swanson as a vampire is upstaged only by the idea of April Ludgate as a vampire and I think you could build a trilogy around the two of them where Vampire Chris Traeger comes back from the dead in the third movie as a young Rob Lowe. Congrats we just made a billion dollars.
President JD honestly feels like a cut storyline from Animal House.
An underrated aspect of Harrison Ford’s career is that at first he always seems to be phoning it in but by the third act you’re always like, “YEAH BRO KEEP COOKING.”
The more humane thing for everyone involved would be to cap it at 50
Pitchbot is already entering the Martin Sheen West Wing phase of its career.
He’s just angling for a pardon before he’s convicted of all the crimes he’s already committed and not been charged with yet.
Imagine this guy visiting your taco stand on a dare from the president and ordering, “two beef fajeetas but instead of the salsa do you have underripe tomatoes and instead of sour cream can I have regular cream and I don’t know what gwackamoly is but maybe some ketchup instead?”
Sir, I’m going to read this tweet out loud letter by letter. Blink once if it should be capitalized and blink twice if we should add a comma.
What if the 4D Chess “They” always talk about is, above all else, not actually related to anything other than, aside from their Belief that he is, possibly (probably?) God, His “Uncanny Valley” usage of Capital letters and Punctuation?
As a white man, I confirm that our MO is to get one thing right and then pretty much ride that out for as long as possible.
This makes total sense because echo chambers, sanctimony and cultural attitudes are completely unique to BlueSky, said no one, ever.
“Some legal experts,” along with anybody isn’t a raging xenophobe. Deporting anyone to a random foreign country is incredibly messed up and the fact this is becoming normalized is disgusting. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/w...
I guess the PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING hat is too heavy these days?
BAH GAWD THATS THE UNDERTAKERS MUSIC
At this rate the national debt could be paid off by the end of 2026 and if that doesn’t actually happen I for one will be shocked. SHOCKED.
He talks about America like he wants to grab it by the genitals.
Because they retired in Florida
Countdown to the first time he says “quadrillion” starts now
“Groceries,” have you heard of them? They would cease to exist without tariffs.
Yes, sir. All the many trillions, sir. Excellent work, sir. You are brimming with life and vitality, sir.
Either he's purposely being a cartoon villain or he's just a lonely grandpa with no friends who sits at home doom scrolling all day. Or both, I guess.
Would never in a thousand years have been able to predict this was the rest of it
It's going to be a wild swerve when gun rights are what ultimately saves Americans from the President's militia. I haven't played a lot of Civ but I don't think they saw this coming.
Arguably the best part of this long weekend is knowing that Trump is probably slumped over in a gilded chair, angrily refreshing his phone, wondering why he didn't get an invite to this meeting of fellow despots. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/w...
This guy is clearly embracing his inner George Costanza.
Focused on the people's issues as always. You're a modern day Sherlock Holmes, sir!
It’s like they saw the destruction mid-stage Facebook caused and thought, “Let’s do the same thing but instead of real people let’s make a ‘yes’ bot instead.”
“If we look idiotic and competent, it’s your fault.”
Even being exhausted is exhausting
Decent chance that’s actually mold
K-pop Truffle Hunters
It is kind of funny that Reno 911! and the current attitude towards law enforcement happened in the same generation.
I mean mad respect to her for doing this every day/week. These are not serious people and the fact they all lead major "news" shows is a travesty.
Just in case you read this article and asked yourself, "Who is this Peter Thiel guy?" www.ft.com/content/a46c...
I mean I'm sure a bunch of McDonalds franchisees built ballrooms knowing they would at some point sell out.
Are we now officially at the apokálypsis?
Liz: “What a week, huh?” Jack: “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”
My question is, what’s it going to look like if/when he leaves/dies and the power void is filled by…JD? Stephen Miller? I guess it would just mean less targeting of his specific enemies and more aggressive xenophobia?
Seems like a thinly veiled attempt to be relatable to the parts of his base that are creeping away. Also wouldn’t surprise me in the least if he thinks looking old and vulnerable will expedite his Nobel hunt.
At some point in the next few weeks a significant hurricane will hit and the admin will only offer support to red states so if you’re in a blue state then please be prepared for receiving no help whatsoever.
I think the thing that’s most annoying about Trump is that there are so many useless celebrities that present a better case for being president.
Americans: “Hmm I wonder if president Trump really understands everyday issues…” Trump:
Well RIP Hakeem I guess
That advertising only makes sense if they include a solid dose of LSD with every happy meal.
LOL wait was that before all of this?!
Lol okay you win.
Kind of love the caveat that McDonaldland was a fictional world as though the mayor having a cheeseburger for a head didn't make that clear.
CNN anchors have an uncanny talent of hearing complete bullshit but never asking follow-up questions.
Bro just watched his first Transformers movie and is working out a sequel pitch.
Sometimes I wonder if CNN takes itself too seriously, then they have Kevin O’Leary (ie. Canadian, calls himself Mr Wonderful) appearing on a panel to discuss the National Guard saving DC and I remember it’s essentially a bad improv show.
I dunno it seems to me like a six-armed alien who comes to earth to steal McDonalds food to take home to its home planet to feed the needy makes total sense.
My favorite part of this edible-fueled and deeply unnecessary deepdive is that they scrapped it in 1992 but then in 2023 thought, "Hmm, maybe we should run this back." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CosMc%27s
I mean that last part does sound a lot like Joe Rogan.
I now feel the need to respond to every AI 80s nostalgia post with this ad. youtu.be/QUpJDLeJmZU?...
Democrats: "We need a Joe Rogan of the left." McDonalds: "Meet CosMc."
I would almost guarantee you that Rondal McDondal is a real knock off character somewhere in SE Asia.
Is it bad that I kind of want that belt?
His outfit does look very militiaman
Gonna be weird when they have Officer Big Mac prosecuting crimes against sandwich throwers. Also hilarious that we once respected the police enough to have them as fast food mascots. What a time to be alive.
Hamburglar had to diversify his portfolio.
Lol if American By Design is responsible for this oil barrel then boy does this seem like a solid, well thought out initiative.
With that and, “Depending on science,” I’m beginning to wonder how often Mark says things he doesn’t really understand.
That last part is kind of almost the subplot of Drive Away Dolls and if you haven’t seen it it’s well worth it www.imdb.com/title/tt1935...
What if it meant they had to play current day Shawn Kemp at power forward?
If I understand multiverse theory correctly (and I can assure you I don’t), I like to believe there’s a universe where right after he said this, a genie appeared and granted him his wish, before packing all of the money in the world back into his briefcase and walking away.
Exceptional response. Thank you.
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT MARK CUBAN WOULD SAY
There’s an inevitable “are you saying modeling promotes a healthy body image in teens” response coming and I’m definitely here for it.
I think I found Mark Cuban’s burner account
Quick someone write a wiki article saying the guy in the original logo was actually black and also gay and also a trans athlete.
You sound like someone who just read a very strongly worded article.
I mean in that hypothetical relationship there is no way Trump is the top. Not that I’m wondering about it.
I mean I do see your point but I didn’t really ask a “gotcha” question I just asked why it tended to always respond positively to anything I said. I’m also not sure that LLMs just “algorithmically sort words,” but you may know more about deep learning and LLM training than I do.
This post is the BlueSky equivalent of a Grok generated anime character with gigantic breasts who is hugging a tentacle
Considering how often Jake Tapper brings on a panel of three “experts” to each day one thing over a two-minute segment I’d say TV news entertainment has more than enough money.
Kinda hoping this means we're going to get a 14-yo Republican kid fighting a 25-yo Dem man at the UFC White House event.
Put the 14-year-old boyfriends away for life! Now who will comfort the sad, lonely 14-year-old girls I wonder.
If you're still on the fence about when American Democracy will be officially declared dead, I'm afraid to say it's already in a casket and buried under a few tons of gold.
Just asked GPT why no matter what I say in response to a question it responds with some version of, “Exactly! Here’s why…” Its answer almost perfectly explains why OpenAI’s current programming methods are going to continue to lead to these situations. The last line got me good though.
Lol imagine your only goal in life is to win the Nobel Peace Prize and this is your method.
Almost surprised he’s not out there walking the fresh and clean DC streets surround by his cabinet just grabbing every woman by the pussy.
How many nonexistent sources did it cite in the note I wonder.
LLMs for everyone, they said. What could go wrong, they said.
