Congratulations millennials, you've killed yet another industry.
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Congratulations millennials, you've killed yet another industry.
As someone who bakes I would hate that oven so very, very much functionality wise. In looks it's unmatched but having just redone the kitchen in the house my partner and I just bought we both prioritized functionality over aesthetics since we both love to cook.
The baseless rumor that Rudi Giuliani had multiple male prostitutes in his vehicle when it was struck should not be repeated.
The baseless rumor that Rudi Giuliani had multiple male prostitutes in his vehicle when it was struck should not be repeated.
The only legitimate use of AI is after every like on a post it sends me a message of "Sic transit gloria mundi"
Politico really earning the nickname of "Tiger beat on the Potomac"
I haven't seen Trumpers own themselves this hard since the guy who tazzed himself in the balls to death on January 6th.
Probably why people in the admin are banging the war drum for Venezuela right now. Trump wouldn't start a war because he's a massive pussy, but Vought is a ghoul and Miller lusts for brown people death.
And no one, not even Thompson, hated you more than Truman.
My comment was more about Texas being the worst state. I can quantify this since it's the only state to secede from two different nations because it's rich white land owners wanted to keep chattel slavery legal.
Get in the fucking racism golem Shinji.
Such a good movie. The best part is when the racists get owned.
Texas has it coming
Fun fact: Everyone only remembers Jesus because he got nailed by a bunch of Roman dudes.
Youth pastor: You know who else was gone for 3 days and then returned? (Stole that from one of my discords)
It's gonna be hilarious when Biden outlasts Trump while the media was only obsessed with Biden's health the entire time.
Vance is the only politician who's more fake than Newsom. Which is legitimately saying something.
USA Today has had much better reporting compared to places like the NYT and WaPo for a while now.
Ernst is hated there (for good reason) but I worry that some principled republican will make it out of the GOP primary... LOL who the fuck am I kidding, Trump is going to throw is weight behind the Trumpiest Trumper and kill any chance republicans have there.
Then you throw into the mix that McClellen and Scott weren't willing to gamble the way Lee and Jackson did which lost them the initiative. Next the ACW is considered the first industrial war in history so tactically everyone had to figure it out, but defenders (south) had the advantage there.
The North had things stacked against it. First it needed to fight a war of aggression (lol) to retake the south where the south mostly just had to defend. Second was John Floyd sent tons of arms to the south under Buchanan and the north didn't really have a sizable of an advantage there to start.
By Newt Gingrich
I think it's a cool bit of lore that whenever someone mentions the Air Force I get to call their ass unconstitutional. Because they are. But also, letting look up Air Force anime swords and thank me later for that, because it's 100% real.
Ok but just remember you requested this.
There's a reason why there are dozens of songs about "fuck the police" and zero songs about "fuck the firemen". Ok there are some for that last one but only at male strip clubs.
There's this called amendments for adding things like funding for a standing Army. Or an Air Force. I mean, I'll support both but it's fun calling the Air Force and their anime sword ceremonies (google that, you're welcome) unconstitutional.
Does ketamine take donations? Like a gofundme for billionaire death?
The Air Force is not in the constitution and therefore should not exist. Space Force should exist only as a Netflix series.
The constitution calls out for congress to permanently fund a navy and its ships. The army OTOH is required to be funded for no longer than a period of 2 years so it can't be permanently standing.
Trump might actually get the parade he wants since the Navy hates every other branch (since they're technically the most constitutional one) and never miss a chance to do the worst thing possible in an effort to show them up.
When Nixon posts like LBJ.
Or put another way, "the market can remain irrational longer that you can remain solvent".
The party of fiscal responsibility folks
Alternative title: "People should be forced to work for abusive assholes"
The only advantage of bribery being legal under Trump is that the megacorps can get people like RFK fired if it fucks with their profits. And yes I know vaccines aren't a huge money maker, but treating people for not having them because RFK says you don't is a huge money sink for insurance.
Tired: Idiocracy was a documentary Wired: Office Space is an instruction manual
Dude is only a year younger than Trump and has like 30 grandkids. Personally I'm fine with old people fucking off from politics. It should happen way more often instead of ghouls dying in office years after they've become just an empty husk led around by staffers.
He's retired from public life but his retirement speech was basically "fuck people who seek to divide us" and was directed at Trump. But he's an example of the only republican I'd call "reasonable", which got him kicked out of politics.
Oh absolutely, Romney as the standard of "reasonable" just highlights how insane republicans have gotten. But it's more about never doubting that Romney loves the US and the constitution. We disagree on virtually every policy issue, but I'm not doubting his patriotism. I doubt MAGA's patriotism.
Not as owned as Jefferson's mistresses.
What "reasonable" republicans are still in office? This is a legitimate question and people should be provided with names. Romney was run out of office. Any republican who doesn't back Trump gets primaried by someone who will so they all just default to backing Trump.
Republicans aren't afraid of their constituents, they're afraid of the people who vote in their primaries, almost all of which are diehard Trump supporters.
I only invest in two things. Scotch and shitposting.
Nah, there's already an FDA approved cure for a very specific cancer using this technique. I did mess up though, the cures using this with be north of 7 figures, not 6.
The stuff my partner is working on is literal miracle level stuff. A cure for genetic issues like sickle cell along with cancer and HIV should they get it working. Flip side is those cures are gonna start at six figures. Oh and one of the possible (likely) side effects is leukemia.
Absolutely, and the issue is the fetishization of firearms. Which I mean is different from appreciating the craftmanship of pre-1940's ones. He only has about two dozen guns he shoots, most of which are shotguns for trap shooting or cowboy shooting competitions.
How do we know democrats laughed at this? Was there polling involved? Focus groups? Sternly worded letters?
Slava Ukraini
On the other hand, literal recorded history:
What a surprise. You refused to answer the question and instead just dismiss anything a woman says when it doesn't conform to your world view.
Is it bad my partners father has about that many guns? Granted most of them are museum quality and yes he has basically a private museum of Winchester firearms, but yeah. Though he doesn't show them off like this stupid asshole does and especially not around kids.
Keep supporting genocide. It's a good look on you.
And you support the literal genocide of Ukrainians.
Please list the powers the constitution grants the VP to influence foreign policy.
I like to do a riff on the underpants gnomes. Step 1: Through your inaction fascists come to power Step 2: Lots of minorities get genocided Step 3: ??? Step 4: Revolution Step 5: ??? Step 6: You survive... somehow Step 7: ??? Step 8: Your preferred system of government comes to power The End
It's called supporting countries that are being invaded by right wing autocrats lol.
Huh. Sure the fuck looks like Harris publicly called for a ceasefire in March of 2024 like I literally said. www.npr.org/2024/03/03/1... Vice President Harris urges immediate Gaza cease-fire for hostage deal : NPR
Seems like we have all these small towns that are dying and they could really use a jobs program that's not Walmart. Oh wait that's socialism.
Publicly calling for a ceasefire in March of 2024 is exactly the same thing as telling Netanyahu to finish the job. (This is sarcasm and you're arguing with literal pro-Russian tankies)
The media at large: We will never know what his motivations were.
Between this and Cayote Ugly, Hollywood just can't make good movies about Cayotes.
Subway needs to hire him as their spokesperson. I'm sure hiring someone to be their spokesperson just because they're internet famous will never backfire. Ever.
There's always more, and it's always worse.
Trump is such an incompetent shit weasel of a fascist that he won't even be able to make the trains run on time.
I for one welcome the demise of the NYT. I mean, more than it's already fallen. I won't be happy until it's dead and I piss on its ashes.
Aww sweet, a torment nexus beyond my comprehension.
Conversely, knowing lots of history makes you laugh manically at random times because you know what's coming and then boom, it happens. Time is a flat circle.
I don't see any bullet holes so it's clearly not inspired by an American classroom
Politico is really earning that title of Tiger Beat on the Potomac.
I'm sure that's just 2 weeks away.
This is antisemitism. You're literally worse than Hitler for stating such (true) things. This post is brought to you by the Anti-Defamation League.
I would say especially woman and black people.
+7.9 But the massive gerrymandering push isn't to hold the house In perpetuity since the GOP has a razor thin majority, it's to make the loss of the house close to setup obstructing whoever replaces Trump/Vance in 28 so Heritage Foundation rule becomes permanent.
This is just straight up lying. Like there is nothing about what he says here that's true.
This is why my partner and I stock up on gnocchi and frozen vegetables. Ridiculously easy to just throw those into a pan together with some meatballs (veggie or turkey) and dinner is ready in 15 minutes.
Trump is supremely lazy so 100% expect the war to be against either Canada or Mexico. And right now my money is on Canada due to mineral wealth.
Friendly reminder that 2 of the charges she was found guilty of and is in jail for was perjury.
She 100% should have been more vocal about defending trans rights, but her words were "I'm not going to get between a doctor and patient on trans issues". Only for the interviewer to state "it sounds like you want something between a doctor and the patient". I fucking hate the media.
Pritzker should just respond with a press release stating he's 6'3" with a weight of 215lbs.
Alright fine, I'll vote for the billionaire. But I'm gonna complain about it the whole time.
Oh honey, it's not just conservative media that does this. Unless you're calling outlets like the NYT, WaPo, and CNN a part of conservative media. Then yeah that tracks.
Walz was literally on Kimmel less than a month before the election calling them weird and continuing saying it in speeches (the media never covered) days before the election. The only "source" for that is an unnamed staffer from a Politico piece. Every other article quotes that piece.
This should happen regardless of what actually happened.
This is revisionist as shit. Waltz was calling out the MAGA crowd as weird every day leading up to the election. The media just refused to cover it past August because it hurt their feelings.
He was cooking all throughout the primary right up until the end. The media just refused to make any mention of him because they wanted Trump. And by media I'm of course talking about CNN, NYT, and WaPo.
Drugs keep coming up to him, tears in their eyes, telling him that they will be coming down in price in 2 weeks. MANY SUCH CASES
This is all Joe Biden's fault for being president in 2020.
Never apologize for art.
youtu.be/0dMIjN18uMI?...
Most national socialist yeah.
Isn’t Rufo basically the managing editor of the NTY or am I thinking of a different right wing shithead?
How the fuck is this controversial or is the "relitigation of if Trumpism is fascism" argument? The Nazis, also known as literal fascists, cribbed most of the Nuremberg Laws from the Jim Crow south. We just didn't call Jim Crow fascism when it 100% was.
Hell, the press all but admitted that they went hard for Trump this election simply because Biden refused to give them as much access as they felt they were entitled to. It also helps their owners weren't happy Biden had been the best president for workers rights in over a generation.
@dicknixon.bsky.social
I get first hand stories since my partner is a medical researcher at a place you 100% know of (since it's one of the main labs on the west coast), but a lot of the issues she tells me about is industry trying to cut corners or use off the shelf assays.
