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Ramsey Hootman

@ramseyhootman.bsky.social

Author of COURTING GRETA, SURVIVING CYRIL, and CYRIL IN THE FLESH. Viable Paradise class of 2024 (!!!) "Well-developed and nontoxic" according to my doctor's notes. www.ramseyhootman.com

created June 28, 2023

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Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, that's him on YT

6/9/2025, 11:16:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I assume he's just some super bored fuerdai but I don't care

6/9/2025, 10:04:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg our whole family has been watching this guy's youtube channel, it is BANANAS.

6/9/2025, 9:59:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

My mom had minor plastic surgery because she was having trouble seeing (eyebrow/eyelids drooping) and she couldn't feel her forehead for a year. Thinking about that - but whole face -freaks me the hell out.

6/9/2025, 9:22:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I was already going back to owning physical DVDs... looks like music is next.

6/9/2025, 8:15:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Only HALF of one of the best movie soundtracks of all time (Shrek 2, fight me) is available via my Amazon music subscription. I can't get the whole thing unless I own the actual CD, WHICH I DO - I just don't have anything to play it on. I hate the streaming ecosystem. It didn't have to be this way.

6/9/2025, 8:14:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I couldn't eat anything with sugar during my whole year-long ordeal after food poisoning - it was TERRIBLE but also I felt great. LOL. (Honestly it probably wasn't the sugar so much as the fact that to avoid sugar you basically gotta eat a ton of fresh veggies.)

6/9/2025, 6:42:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicole Willson (@nicolewillson.bsky.social) reposted

I've been doing this for a little while and enjoying it a lot. Does anyone want to do @lainitaylor.bsky.social's Promptember prompts along with me next month? Details in the below article. medium.com/@laini.taylo...

19/8/2025, 1:26:31 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine: I took French and as an otherwise straight-A student I was SO embarrassed by how bad I was at it. So of course that was the final I missed - I did not realize it had been rescheduled to an earlier day until I was awakened by a phone call FROM MY PROFESSOR.

6/9/2025, 5:08:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

As soon as I hit "reply" I was like oh wait, that was the dude who... 😆

6/9/2025, 6:02:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh right were you the one reading King at like age 4? I think we had this convo already haha.

6/9/2025, 5:59:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno if you read Stephen King at all, but one thing I have been amused to note is that he always telegraphs pretty early on whether or not a dog (or dog-like animal) is going to survive or not.

6/9/2025, 5:56:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

I had to explain to my kids tonight what it means to be "extra." I'm not sure how we arrived at a place where I am the one who knows more slang than my children. Skibidi rizz.

6/9/2025, 4:20:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

(To clarify, I fully understand that you cannot un-ring that bell. Just having feelings.)

6/9/2025, 12:09:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks anyway! I appreciate your doing this!

5/9/2025, 10:56:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Follow-up. How will the money be split between myself and my publisher?

5/9/2025, 10:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I accept the settlement AND object, or are those mutually exclusive?

5/9/2025, 10:38:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

How about you keep your money and remove my books from your garbage AI instead?

5/9/2025, 10:17:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday! You look lovely!

5/9/2025, 2:47:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johanna Taylor 👻 RCCC B13 (@johannamation.bsky.social) reposted

Perfect packaging design doesn’t exis—

18/5/2024, 1:21:51 AM | 1091 288 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

We did a blueberry picking thing once and we got so many more than we could ever eat. We had to make several pies and share them.

5/9/2025, 5:08:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Then of course there's some that you enjoyed as a kid but then when you read them as an adult you're like holy crap, I never truly understood this until now! (Jane Eyre seems to get better each time I read it.)

5/9/2025, 5:07:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh noooo I'm always scared of that, both with beloved books and movies! (I have learned that movies are NEVER that good. Books are like 50-50.)

5/9/2025, 5:06:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

These are so neat!!

5/9/2025, 5:04:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm 43, and I'm realizing that I've been having low-grade symptoms since I was about 41!

5/9/2025, 12:15:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually you know what, I am going to suggest this to Kaiser. Last time I made a complaint that was more of a procedure critique, they agreed and changed their policy system-wide.

5/9/2025, 12:02:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah my understanding is that not everyone even gets serious symptoms. On my mom's side I guess it's not too bad (other than the excessive bleeding) but I don't know any of the women who are genetically related to me on my dad's side, so I've no idea.

5/9/2025, 12:02:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like they should give out all of this with your first mammogram at 40. Like hey, peri is coming! If you start having any of these symptoms, check in!

4/9/2025, 11:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

My GYN was fortunately super on board. Walked out with a prescription, told me to report back in two months to see if I need a higher dose. I think she assumed I'd know the signs, but no, I did not! She gave me a whole booklet on it and I was like, oh... shoulda got on this a couple years ago.

4/9/2025, 11:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

While this does resemble me, I don't think this is a problem unique to autism. I don't think people in general are educated about perimenopause! I'm baffled at how many times I've seen doctors over the past couple years and nobody said "oh hey, hormones might help with this."

4/9/2025, 11:44:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

I once quit a gig because my editor rewrote a sentence in a review I wrote without my permission. Seems quaint, now.

4/9/2025, 10:39:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

My husband is also dealing with AI crap at work and all I can say is when this bubble pops, it's gonna explode. Implode? One of those.

4/9/2025, 10:31:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

same

4/9/2025, 10:12:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Hella

4/9/2025, 10:05:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Sitting on baby has become more challenging

4/9/2025, 7:48:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

why did this make me tear up

4/9/2025, 7:40:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw, you're more than welcome! Enjoy.

4/9/2025, 7:31:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think I needed to watch that whole thing to know who was gonna win. But I did, and I enjoyed it. 😆 (Also I dunno what that white guy was doing, how was that even bbq? I mean I love elote but what?)

4/9/2025, 6:55:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

You GOTTA try Brussels sprouts with a balsamic glaze.

4/9/2025, 4:01:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure how I'm gonna make it happen for my younger kid, but... we'll see.

4/9/2025, 4:37:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Back to school night for my high schooler. So thankful I was able to get him transferred into this school. It's amazing. Every teacher was on point, even PE. (Actually, PE was especially great.)

4/9/2025, 4:36:35 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I would not survive in any historical setting where doing this regularly was a necessity.

3/9/2025, 11:10:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Professional family photos in 2 hours. All I have to do is sit here and not move so my hair will stay nice and my clothes will be clean until then. That's all.

3/9/2025, 11:09:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

glorious

3/9/2025, 8:03:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, absolutely not. I do not want to see any more Clintons or Kennedys or Bushes.

3/9/2025, 4:36:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notorious RBMK (@comraderobot.bsky.social) reposted

Cascadia: Rising

By Emily Baumgaertner Nunn Reporting from Los Angeles Sept. 3, 2025 Updated 10:27 a.m. ET California, Oregon and Washington announced plans on Wednesday to form a
3/9/2025, 3:27:54 PM | 41 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, agreed with everything here. No objection to having famous authors on stage, but there also needs to be a host who is experienced at public speaking to keep the ceremony running smoothly and be in charge of reading off names, etc.

3/9/2025, 2:48:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 2:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted

i constantly think about this post

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3/9/2025, 3:14:56 AM | 14103 3388 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

fast train good

3/9/2025, 3:28:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg I had no idea! Okay I'm gonna have these lined up for him when he finishes the series.

3/9/2025, 1:44:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Peanuts!! ❤️ An integral part of my childhood. And also my existence. (My mom worked for Schulz and my parents met at Snoopy's Home Ice.)

3/9/2025, 1:39:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

If this doesn't make you grin you are dead inside

3/9/2025, 1:31:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

My secret third thing was The Three Investigators series.

3/9/2025, 1:29:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved those. I never read Bunnicula as a kid but I was aware of them and my own kids looooove them.

3/9/2025, 1:28:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Was there a series that did hook you intensely? I also read both but Oz was my jam.

3/9/2025, 1:27:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I let him watch the movie of the musical and we'll be going to see the sequel, but yeah I actually super hate all incarnations of Wicked, lol. (I think I got 3/4 of the way through the book before finally throwing in the towel.)

3/9/2025, 1:26:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh interesting, thanks!

3/9/2025, 1:24:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Just curious: Were you an Oz kid, or a Narnia kid?

2/9/2025, 11:59:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

My 12 year old is currently tearing through the Oz books - kind of amazing that the series is still riveting kids 125 years after its original publication! (Almost to the day - The Wonderful Wizard of Oz came out September 1, 1900!)

2/9/2025, 11:57:08 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Woo, congrats!!

2/9/2025, 6:33:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't care if I'm right there as long as I don't make eye contact.

2/9/2025, 4:15:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Baby update

2/9/2025, 4:10:53 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala.bsky.social) reposted

IT'S BOOOK DAYYYYYYY (and the crowd goes wild) A long-awaited return to Rapid City and the world of Karen Memory! www.patreon.com/posts/137115...

2/9/2025, 1:04:57 PM | 336 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw this going around the other day and told my husband, which necessitated explaining Garbage Pail Kids to the kids, which then necessitated explaining Cabbage Patch Kids.

2/9/2025, 5:58:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Also attending Worldcon and going to panels and meeting up with people was all more important to me than Hugo voting. So there might be a lot of eligible voters who are just attending for some other reason and figure they will let the folks who actually care do the voting.

1/9/2025, 9:04:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I nearly missed the deadline for voting - I would have missed it entirely if someone hadn't posted in a SFF discord I'm on. If there were "voting closing soon!" reminders they were lost amongst all the other Worldcon emails.

1/9/2025, 9:01:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Just as a newcomer (attending Worldcon and voting for the first time this year), I found the entire system pretty inaccessible. It took me a long time and several attempts to figure out how to download the packet and open what I wanted - and I'm pretty tech literate!

1/9/2025, 9:00:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so weird

1/9/2025, 7:54:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sally Sultzman (@sallysultzman.bsky.social) reposted

An absolutely amazing thread!

1/9/2025, 7:04:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

(Actually, no, I am blaming our school district which is crap and used COVID as an excuse to ignore students with serious mental health issues and IEPs. But that has nothing to do with COVID.)

1/9/2025, 6:53:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't understand why this is being relitigated now. 2020 was unprecedented and we did the best we could. One of my kids completely fell apart when schools were closed (for over a year, here) and still has ongoing learning deficits, but I'm not blaming anyone??

1/9/2025, 6:52:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Uuuuugh I'm so sorry, mastitis is the worst. Well, no, cancer is the worst. Fuck cancer. Anyway, hope you feel better ASAP.

1/9/2025, 6:28:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Okay I just need to (belatedly) get this off my chest after Worldcon: I do not care if you are the most famous, successful person on a particular panel. Or even the most knowledgeable! Pass the damn mic. The audience is not there to listen ONLY to you.

1/9/2025, 6:50:51 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moby Dick (@mobydickatsea.bsky.social) reposted

there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up

31/8/2025, 10:47:17 PM | 189 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorgeous! Love the colors and the lighting.

31/8/2025, 10:10:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
31/8/2025, 9:04:01 AM | 23414 8020 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

No idea who this person is, but apparently she is British, so I invite you to draw your own conclusions.

31/8/2025, 4:52:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I know exactly how you pronounced it, too. 😆

31/8/2025, 4:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Annalee (@flowerhorne.com) reposted

Still my favorite explanation of the difference between INT and WIS: int is knowing that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster

31/8/2025, 1:47:45 PM | 698 150 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sylvia Sotomayor (@terjemar.bsky.social) reposted

This is amazing!

31/8/2025, 3:58:29 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

yes please

31/8/2025, 6:32:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:00:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Unreasonably proud of these two little idiots for managing to successfully procreate. You'd think after all the help I've given them they'd let me take a peek at the chicks, but no.

31/8/2025, 12:25:21 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, same. LOL

31/8/2025, 12:22:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck to both of us! I just feel so much less achy and sore than usual.

30/8/2025, 11:38:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's the name/family/wealth thing

30/8/2025, 11:11:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Woooow. That's uh... yeah. I feel bad for the author, who will doubtless have someone point this out to them at a signing or a book club and be able to do absolutely nothing about it.

30/8/2025, 10:07:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Me, not even a week later: How soon is too soon to ask about doubling my dose...?

30/8/2025, 9:49:49 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elric (@elric-mtl.bsky.social) reposted

Next level rice cooker.

29/8/2025, 9:13:58 PM | 1880 515 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't even keep my own kids straight half the time

30/8/2025, 8:36:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

omg this is amazing haha

30/8/2025, 8:17:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John (@johngoodman.bsky.social) reposted

realistic Star Trek

A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! 🚀🦅✨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?
26/8/2025, 5:23:27 PM | 6490 2510 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?? He told me he put them down in the locker room and I kept thinking, I bet someone just grabbed them and set them somewhere they thought they would be found except HE CAN'T SEE

29/8/2025, 10:54:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

I went down there myself and it took me about 2 minutes to find them. One of the other PE teachers had picked them up and stuck them on his desk. Kiddo says "Oh yeah, I saw those but I didn't know if they were mine." 🤨

29/8/2025, 10:12:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so sorry. 😟

29/8/2025, 1:06:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Once again MS Word is shoehorning AI into its framework. Opened up my WIP today only to have it provide me with the most inane "summary" at the top, and no way to permanently disable it in the browser app. We did this a year ago. I think I'm done.

28/8/2025, 11:02:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)

Months ago I preordered a figurine from Japan. It was supposed to ship next week. Just got the notice that it won't be coming for... however long this idiocy lasts. Obviously there are a lot worse things getting held up, but it's just one more reminder that we're being held hostage by this a-hole.

28/8/2025, 9:15:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is it so hard to just say "You know what, you're right, I'm sorry and we'll do better" ??

28/8/2025, 9:07:56 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent

Um... LOL

28/8/2025, 9:03:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view