Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, that's him on YT
Author of COURTING GRETA, SURVIVING CYRIL, and CYRIL IN THE FLESH. Viable Paradise class of 2024 (!!!) "Well-developed and nontoxic" according to my doctor's notes. www.ramseyhootman.com
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Yep, that's him on YT
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume he's just some super bored fuerdai but I don't care
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg our whole family has been watching this guy's youtube channel, it is BANANAS.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom had minor plastic surgery because she was having trouble seeing (eyebrow/eyelids drooping) and she couldn't feel her forehead for a year. Thinking about that - but whole face -freaks me the hell out.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I was already going back to owning physical DVDs... looks like music is next.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Only HALF of one of the best movie soundtracks of all time (Shrek 2, fight me) is available via my Amazon music subscription. I can't get the whole thing unless I own the actual CD, WHICH I DO - I just don't have anything to play it on. I hate the streaming ecosystem. It didn't have to be this way.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I couldn't eat anything with sugar during my whole year-long ordeal after food poisoning - it was TERRIBLE but also I felt great. LOL. (Honestly it probably wasn't the sugar so much as the fact that to avoid sugar you basically gotta eat a ton of fresh veggies.)
Nicole Willson (@nicolewillson.bsky.social) reposted
I've been doing this for a little while and enjoying it a lot. Does anyone want to do @lainitaylor.bsky.social's Promptember prompts along with me next month? Details in the below article. medium.com/@laini.taylo...
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine: I took French and as an otherwise straight-A student I was SO embarrassed by how bad I was at it. So of course that was the final I missed - I did not realize it had been rescheduled to an earlier day until I was awakened by a phone call FROM MY PROFESSOR.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
As soon as I hit "reply" I was like oh wait, that was the dude who... 😆
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh right were you the one reading King at like age 4? I think we had this convo already haha.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno if you read Stephen King at all, but one thing I have been amused to note is that he always telegraphs pretty early on whether or not a dog (or dog-like animal) is going to survive or not.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
I had to explain to my kids tonight what it means to be "extra." I'm not sure how we arrived at a place where I am the one who knows more slang than my children. Skibidi rizz.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
(To clarify, I fully understand that you cannot un-ring that bell. Just having feelings.)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks anyway! I appreciate your doing this!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow-up. How will the money be split between myself and my publisher?
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I accept the settlement AND object, or are those mutually exclusive?
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
How about you keep your money and remove my books from your garbage AI instead?
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday! You look lovely!
Johanna Taylor 👻 RCCC B13 (@johannamation.bsky.social) reposted
Perfect packaging design doesn’t exis—
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
We did a blueberry picking thing once and we got so many more than we could ever eat. We had to make several pies and share them.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Then of course there's some that you enjoyed as a kid but then when you read them as an adult you're like holy crap, I never truly understood this until now! (Jane Eyre seems to get better each time I read it.)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh noooo I'm always scared of that, both with beloved books and movies! (I have learned that movies are NEVER that good. Books are like 50-50.)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
These are so neat!!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm 43, and I'm realizing that I've been having low-grade symptoms since I was about 41!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually you know what, I am going to suggest this to Kaiser. Last time I made a complaint that was more of a procedure critique, they agreed and changed their policy system-wide.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah my understanding is that not everyone even gets serious symptoms. On my mom's side I guess it's not too bad (other than the excessive bleeding) but I don't know any of the women who are genetically related to me on my dad's side, so I've no idea.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like they should give out all of this with your first mammogram at 40. Like hey, peri is coming! If you start having any of these symptoms, check in!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
My GYN was fortunately super on board. Walked out with a prescription, told me to report back in two months to see if I need a higher dose. I think she assumed I'd know the signs, but no, I did not! She gave me a whole booklet on it and I was like, oh... shoulda got on this a couple years ago.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
While this does resemble me, I don't think this is a problem unique to autism. I don't think people in general are educated about perimenopause! I'm baffled at how many times I've seen doctors over the past couple years and nobody said "oh hey, hormones might help with this."
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
I once quit a gig because my editor rewrote a sentence in a review I wrote without my permission. Seems quaint, now.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
My husband is also dealing with AI crap at work and all I can say is when this bubble pops, it's gonna explode. Implode? One of those.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
same
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Hella
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Sitting on baby has become more challenging
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
why did this make me tear up
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw, you're more than welcome! Enjoy.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think I needed to watch that whole thing to know who was gonna win. But I did, and I enjoyed it. 😆 (Also I dunno what that white guy was doing, how was that even bbq? I mean I love elote but what?)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
You GOTTA try Brussels sprouts with a balsamic glaze.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure how I'm gonna make it happen for my younger kid, but... we'll see.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Back to school night for my high schooler. So thankful I was able to get him transferred into this school. It's amazing. Every teacher was on point, even PE. (Actually, PE was especially great.)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I would not survive in any historical setting where doing this regularly was a necessity.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Professional family photos in 2 hours. All I have to do is sit here and not move so my hair will stay nice and my clothes will be clean until then. That's all.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
glorious
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, absolutely not. I do not want to see any more Clintons or Kennedys or Bushes.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, agreed with everything here. No objection to having famous authors on stage, but there also needs to be a host who is experienced at public speaking to keep the ceremony running smoothly and be in charge of reading off names, etc.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
fast train good
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg I had no idea! Okay I'm gonna have these lined up for him when he finishes the series.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Peanuts!! ❤️ An integral part of my childhood. And also my existence. (My mom worked for Schulz and my parents met at Snoopy's Home Ice.)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
If this doesn't make you grin you are dead inside
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
My secret third thing was The Three Investigators series.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved those. I never read Bunnicula as a kid but I was aware of them and my own kids looooove them.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Was there a series that did hook you intensely? I also read both but Oz was my jam.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I let him watch the movie of the musical and we'll be going to see the sequel, but yeah I actually super hate all incarnations of Wicked, lol. (I think I got 3/4 of the way through the book before finally throwing in the towel.)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh interesting, thanks!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Just curious: Were you an Oz kid, or a Narnia kid?
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
My 12 year old is currently tearing through the Oz books - kind of amazing that the series is still riveting kids 125 years after its original publication! (Almost to the day - The Wonderful Wizard of Oz came out September 1, 1900!)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Woo, congrats!!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't care if I'm right there as long as I don't make eye contact.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Baby update
Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala.bsky.social) reposted
IT'S BOOOK DAYYYYYYY (and the crowd goes wild) A long-awaited return to Rapid City and the world of Karen Memory! www.patreon.com/posts/137115...
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw this going around the other day and told my husband, which necessitated explaining Garbage Pail Kids to the kids, which then necessitated explaining Cabbage Patch Kids.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Also attending Worldcon and going to panels and meeting up with people was all more important to me than Hugo voting. So there might be a lot of eligible voters who are just attending for some other reason and figure they will let the folks who actually care do the voting.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I nearly missed the deadline for voting - I would have missed it entirely if someone hadn't posted in a SFF discord I'm on. If there were "voting closing soon!" reminders they were lost amongst all the other Worldcon emails.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Just as a newcomer (attending Worldcon and voting for the first time this year), I found the entire system pretty inaccessible. It took me a long time and several attempts to figure out how to download the packet and open what I wanted - and I'm pretty tech literate!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so weird
Sally Sultzman (@sallysultzman.bsky.social) reposted
An absolutely amazing thread!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
(Actually, no, I am blaming our school district which is crap and used COVID as an excuse to ignore students with serious mental health issues and IEPs. But that has nothing to do with COVID.)
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't understand why this is being relitigated now. 2020 was unprecedented and we did the best we could. One of my kids completely fell apart when schools were closed (for over a year, here) and still has ongoing learning deficits, but I'm not blaming anyone??
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Uuuuugh I'm so sorry, mastitis is the worst. Well, no, cancer is the worst. Fuck cancer. Anyway, hope you feel better ASAP.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Okay I just need to (belatedly) get this off my chest after Worldcon: I do not care if you are the most famous, successful person on a particular panel. Or even the most knowledgeable! Pass the damn mic. The audience is not there to listen ONLY to you.
Moby Dick (@mobydickatsea.bsky.social) reposted
there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Gorgeous! Love the colors and the lighting.
Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
No idea who this person is, but apparently she is British, so I invite you to draw your own conclusions.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I know exactly how you pronounced it, too. 😆
Annalee (@flowerhorne.com) reposted
Still my favorite explanation of the difference between INT and WIS: int is knowing that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster
Sylvia Sotomayor (@terjemar.bsky.social) reposted
This is amazing!
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
yes please
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Unreasonably proud of these two little idiots for managing to successfully procreate. You'd think after all the help I've given them they'd let me take a peek at the chicks, but no.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, same. LOL
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck to both of us! I just feel so much less achy and sore than usual.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's the name/family/wealth thing
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Woooow. That's uh... yeah. I feel bad for the author, who will doubtless have someone point this out to them at a signing or a book club and be able to do absolutely nothing about it.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Me, not even a week later: How soon is too soon to ask about doubling my dose...?
Elric (@elric-mtl.bsky.social) reposted
Next level rice cooker.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't even keep my own kids straight half the time
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
omg this is amazing haha
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?? He told me he put them down in the locker room and I kept thinking, I bet someone just grabbed them and set them somewhere they thought they would be found except HE CAN'T SEE
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
I went down there myself and it took me about 2 minutes to find them. One of the other PE teachers had picked them up and stuck them on his desk. Kiddo says "Oh yeah, I saw those but I didn't know if they were mine." 🤨
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so sorry. 😟
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Once again MS Word is shoehorning AI into its framework. Opened up my WIP today only to have it provide me with the most inane "summary" at the top, and no way to permanently disable it in the browser app. We did this a year ago. I think I'm done.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social)
Months ago I preordered a figurine from Japan. It was supposed to ship next week. Just got the notice that it won't be coming for... however long this idiocy lasts. Obviously there are a lot worse things getting held up, but it's just one more reminder that we're being held hostage by this a-hole.
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is it so hard to just say "You know what, you're right, I'm sorry and we'll do better" ??
Ramsey Hootman (@ramseyhootman.bsky.social) reply parent
Um... LOL