YES! Considering Trump's considerable karmic debt, I think that would be only fair.
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YES! Considering Trump's considerable karmic debt, I think that would be only fair.
Whoops....preferably.
Preferable choking on a Big Mac during a presser.
What's with the forehead ridge above the eyebrow?
Ooops! I forwarded it to her without reading carefully.
Where's the outrage, general public?
Courts are too damned slow. We need to find better / faster defenses for these shenanigans.
(And fully documented!)
Can't the rival companies just perform their own searches on Google and get the "search results" more directly?
Correct. They are not "preparing". They already prepared them.
They are relocating to Alabama too.
You managed to get THREE hats in this issue but none of them are Popehats? CC @kenwhite.bsky.social
YESSSS! You nailed it!
Maybe he's also moving the Epstein Files to Alabama as part of this deal?
Well I guess Trump isn't going to get a blowjob from Boebert now.
Eh, he could have just said Colorado has too many O's in its name. Mail-in voting is just the latest excuse for his petulant retribution campaign.
I assume someone had to read this to Boebert since I don't think she's able to read on her own.
It's always about retribution for Trump, who thinks it's Festivus 365 days a year.
Does Alabama even have electricity yet? Or are they getting that as part of this deal too?
But by the time the relevant court rules in a few weeks, Trump will have scored all his points. There *has* to be a better defense for all of these shenanigans.
Is it just me or has Don Bongino completely disappeared lately? Is it time to put him on milk cartons?
Why doesn't IL return the favor and send their national guard to TX?
Unfortunately the Dem party likes bringing knives to gunfights.
Kinda like a 5 year old bully using a magnifying glass in the sun against defenseless ants.
[Rick Perry has entered the chat]
Where's Jack Ryan when you need him?
Boss Hogg would have been proud of that FL judge.
Damn! Those fingers keep getting smaller!
Spoiler alert: Most voters are too stupid to notice.
In related news, he can't use the Alien Enemies Act either.
Thoughts and prayers! Take it a day at a time and you'll get through it!
Or hire a bunch of people to walk around Washington DC wearing Epstein masks.
Obviously, they had the Epstein Files on board.
"Nah Scott, I don't think this looks staged at all. Let me just get this quick pic and then you can go to your fancy Michelin-rated bistro."
He looks gassed.
He's renaming the planet after himself.
The media doesn't want to lose their access. Sigh...
Is today "Reverse Day" and no one told me?
Get some more boxes of Franzia to Pirro's office STAT!
Agreed. And either way, you can be certain that Susan Collins will be "very concerned".
I'm guessing most hedge funds have informants that give them a heads up in advance.
Next up on Trump Plays His Greatest Hits: "If this stands, pretty soon you're not gonna have a country any more"
I think the courts should let this stand just to test out Trump's theory.
Sadly, its not very hard to convince Congress. If they signed off on the steamy pile of shit known as OBBA, they'll sign off on anything.
The only "determination" that POTUS is capable of making is whether to have 1 or 2 double cheeseburgers for dinner.
Ruh roh Shaggy!
This is excellent. I must know the background! Was this an art gallery piece that someone decided to "modify"?
YES!!!
"The president wants to see more whitewashing". I fixed it for you.
"Magic Mike"....heh heh!
Go @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social !!!
Go @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social !!!
Since Trump is a known germophobe, it's pretty obvious its not the handshaking. It's like saying a vegan got sick from eating too much beef.
"Heather Honey" sounds like a really bad porn star name.
Why can't blue state governors send their national guard to red states?
OK, but what specifically should we be doing NOW? WE...NEED...A...PLAN!
OK, but what specifically should we be doing NOW? WE...NEED...A...PLAN!
OK, but what specifically should we be doing NOW? WE...NEED...A...PLAN!
No thanks!
OK, but what specifically should we be doing NOW?
Susie Wiles has been remarkably invisible so far. I had reasonably high hopes for her.
And it still happens to homeschooled kids too. Ain't America great?
And Trump's not rockin waterproof bronzer, apparently.
That's about as likely as those drugs causing all of the record forest fires we're having.
Looks like Scott Jennings has been shopping at Ross again.
True that (unfortunately).
I'd love to see a bunch of great brains on the left to get together and come up with an actual comprehensive plan to combat the rise of fascism in America. And no, waiting for the midterm elections and hoping the Dems win big isn't going to cut it. WE NEED TO TAKE ACTION BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
There are countless posts on BlueSky bemoaning what Trump is doing to our wonderful country. I'm frankly tired of all of the "bad things are happening" posts. Instead, WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT?
At this rate, are we still even HAVING midterms?
Or maybe CA and IL can send their National Guard there.
Wouldn't it just be easier for them to release the Epstein Files?
All three. And he's butt ugly for good measure.
Because Kegseth is insisting on drones that can transport kegs to his man cave.
Avoiding talking about painful / complicated topics related to Trump.
And I'm sure this isn't going to help with recruiting efforts. "Join the National Guard so you can spread manure for Trump!"
I'd love to know what the National Guard soldiers think about this. It must be frustrating to be called away from your day job just to waste your time spreading mulch. Over time, I'm sure this nonsense will cost him support from the military.
Clickbait much?
Right. The whales fly through the air and are turned into filets by the windmills.
Me thinks ICE will eventually find him hanging out on that sign and deport him.
What was his answer? He had that deer-in-the-headlights look even before the question was asked.
Duh! This isn't news.
The problem is (1) all of Trump's obviously bad actions take a while to have the expected negative effects and (2) the general public's short attention span prevents people from seeing the obvious cause-effect relationships.
DeRemer's gonna ream all Oregonians.
What's your next gig? Maybe you can work for Trump?
You've got our attention....how do we put this into practice?
But according to Trump his approval ratings are in the 150s!
Hopes and prayers that he's ok!
True. But if Captain Kirk was really smart, he would have come to the 2020s to beam Trump into a wall.
OK, so what are we actually going to DO about it?
Can you be more specific about this "something"?
The Secret Service is going to need reinforcements to extract Witkoff's head from Trump's smelly ass.
Like I'm going to listen to the guy with the Butthead (from Beavis and Butthead fame) haircut.
This guy should be the headliner at the next DNC.
Hopefully the market responds strongly so Trump TACOs. Otherwise, Powell is the next to go.
I think this is a trial balloon. If he gets away with this with minor impacts, Powell is next.
Perhaps with a sharpie?
If Trump really wants the Nobel Peace Prize, he needs to give Ukraine enough military and intel assistance to make Putin actually *want* a ceasefire.
Scott Baio acts?
Maybe Pritzker can send the Illinois National Guard to Mississippi or some other red state. Not only would that show "two can play at this game", it would make the IL National Guard unavailable for any Trump fuckery.