Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
collecting records is a really fun hobby until you need to move, then it is the worst thing in the world
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collecting records is a really fun hobby until you need to move, then it is the worst thing in the world
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
R&B peaked when we had women doing duets with Ja Rule. Angelic voices followed by a guy who sounds like making any noise at all is physically painful.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
Our IKEA is now all self checkout and I cannot imagine a store less suited for it
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m in Portland now and there are excellent local bakeries but the sourdough is not the same. I try to make it myself with imported sourdough starter but I’m not very good at keeping it alive for more than a few loaves
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Most people I know who work in machine learning never called it AI precisely because they didn’t want their work confused with the pipe dream of general artificial intelligence. LLMs went with that branding and tainted everything else.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
we interviewed 20 of the worst students you can imagine and they all had this surprising thing in common: they love cheating and just want a diploma
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Purging the homeless is a main feature of Trump's current occupation of DC. Doing the same in California when Trump is threatening to increase military presence there as well isn't standing up to Trump at all, it's complying in advance to get him off your back.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this the guy who was paranoid about tranny cum in his milkshakes
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
If he dies right now he dies at the top of his game, having achieved everything he wanted, and having avoiding consequences for everything he’s done. Everybody wins.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
Trump’s support right now is an unstable coalition of MAGA (Miller, Hegseth, Bondi), Joe Rogan-style conspiracy ppl (RFK Jr & his circle), and Technofascists (JD Vance, Peter Thiel, Elon Musk) and in the case of his death I don’t think anyone else has the juice to bring them together.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
Would be a satisfying ending if half a century of right wing scheming ended with their king for life dying 6 months after annunciation
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a dream a few days ago I woke up to The News and I’m willing it
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Desperate people are more than willing to destroy their body for financial security, and they can’t even promise that.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Sneaking weed and glassware into music festivals is an important step in learning how to stick it to the man
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
there’s probably a whole generation of teens now who have only ever smoked weed from a vape pen and that’s so sad
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t even count how many times I’ve been making a left turn against stopped traffic only to have someone slowly pull up and block my path for no reason
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
Portland doesn’t have aggressive drivers or fast drivers or like intentionally asshole drivers but it’s the only city I’ve ever driven in where nobody will ever speed up or slow down to let you merge or really acknowledge you in any way unless you’re directly ahead of them
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
christ, what an asshole
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Also people who do shit like this fuck up and accidentally hurt people all the time, I saw a woman get kicked in the head by one of those kids who do gymnastics and backflips and stuff on BART.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah strokes and TBIs ruins lives and families, this is terrible dismissive bullshit regardless of who it's talking about
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
For a game called "On the Beach" Death Stranding 2 takes an awfully long time to get there
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
as a Coke man, God prefers Powerade
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
Qdoba is a pretty impressive name for how poorly it evokes even the basic concept of Mexican food, but neither does their food
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
My $15k record collection is way less impressive in person but also I didn’t buy them for their utility in killing people.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
also if you are calling a crisis line make sure it's actually an alternative, and isn't the kind that sends cops along with them
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes Gavin Newsom going out of his way to question trans rights while basically on the campaign trail even worse. He’s the one who is bringing us into it and making it a part of the conversation of his candidacy.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell this to Gavin Newsom, it wouldn't be an issue if he didn't keep talking about it on right wing podcasts. He's the one who is making anti-transness a part of his campaign, we aren't the ones who brought it up.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
why are you so convinced that supporting trans rights will tank the Democratic platform against Trump?
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
And if you don’t understand why trans people fear for their life right now, maybe you’re the one who doesn’t grasp the gravity of the situation
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
If you think this is all about bathrooms then you clearly don’t understand what’s at stake for trans people here, you’re lecturing people who are currently fearing for their life about priorities
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
if trans people are insignificant then how will trans people refusing to vote for Gavin Newsom lose the election
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Also in their own life I doubt they’d be cool with “they just didn’t know any better” as an excuse for anything bigger than like a mild inconvenience, but generational chattel slavery is an exception I guess
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
imagining the different world we would live in if every local news broadcast opened up this evening with the totally legitimate “president Trump announces again he would like to be a dictator” story that would be a career defining moment for any other politician but right now is just Tuesday
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
What they're actually complaining about is how difficult it is to teach bigotry to kids after they've been exposed to the people they're supposed to hate. Harder to explain how these people who seem nice and normal are actually bad, and a lot of people disagree with us, but they're all wrong.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
been calling it The Throes of Auggie Doggie all month
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
and when they call every building they bomb a command center, and every boy over a certain size a soldier, the clear implication here is that there are no innocent children in Gaza
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Always a funny complaint when I lived in southern California, where almost every street or neighborhood or city is named in Spanish. Weird place to move if you're afraid of other languages.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
as someone who has lived in a bunch of neighborhoods people described as "kinda sketchy" I have a few ideas of what she meant, none of them charitable to her
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
The original informative podcast idea was a few people talking about very specific topics they were knowledgeable of. Now it’s just a bunch of people getting together to say nothing.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Numbers will never tell the truth to them, because seeing a dirty looking guy outside will always more urgent than any actual criminal enterprise.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s important to emphasize that what people on the right - Trump, Vance, Miller - call crime is just vibes, divorced from whether it is criminal or dangerous.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, that doesn't match the acronym we invented for the purpose of this training document
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
Three Sugar Ray songs came up in a row while we were driving the other day and mentally I’ve been bleached tips, wraparound sunglasses, and Miller Lite ever since.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Also just gleefully rallying behind Hitler Lite as the best possible option because he’s the first guy you see on TV. Addicted to making tough compromises on other people’s behalf.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
There were some jump scares in Return to Castle Wolfenstein that scared the shit out of me. But I also remember being really creeped out by parts of Zork Nemesis
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Conspiracy theorists are now claiming that the shots were mostly placebo to explain why their predictions on their effects haven’t come true.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Also youtu.be/SuoTjYYqe4c
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
This one is maybe half about being trans in retrospect youtu.be/FVaGYdG1upc
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
After the Columbine shooting there was a big story that a girl was shot specifically for being a Christian, which was a lie. But you better believe all of us kids at evangelical churches were asked to pledge that we would affirm our faith if there was a gun in our face.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I challenge Gavin to find a single person who transitioned in their 30s who is glad that they waited
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Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s been clear to me for a while that the GOP won’t survive MAGA, and MAGA won’t outlive Trump, but it’s been pretty funny to see the Democrats consistently respond to these easy victories in the least politically savvy way possible.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I figured after his failed campaign they just liquidated him and recycled the materials. Never seen another human being who looked and behaved more like he was born fully formed from a vat at age 30.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
The current anti-trans bathroom stuff going on in the UK would also prohibit trans men from women’s restrooms on the basis of making the women there uncomfortable. It’s always been about removing trans people from public life, with the fairness of gendered spaces as an excuse.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a big brouhaha a year or two ago about a trans boy who was banned from competing against other boys in wrestling and was forced to compete against girls instead. Unsurprisingly, the anti-trans folks complained about that as well.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
When a teenager is forbidden from competing in team sports on the basis of being trans, for example, it’s difficult to argue that *that* is the outcome we should go with just to be safe. Far better to err on the side of not further alienating a vulnerable minority.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
There is plenty of benefit of learning from science, but the current debate and blanket bans is based on transphobia and not science. Trans people have been competing in sports for decades and observably haven’t swept the field, banning them now until proven otherwise is a policy based on exclusion
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
The entire issue is an intentionally crafted wedge issue against trans rights by the right wing, to engage in it as an honest discussion rather than a political attack is itself ceding ground to them
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
He said it was unfair, on a podcast with far-right white supremacist and transphobe Charlie Kirk. If it is a complex issue (and none of the science has anything to do with children’s sports pre-puberty) he isn’t following the science, he’s just courting the right wing.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
If they want someone else's ending why don't they just watch the TV series? It isn't be GRRM's Winds of Winter, but neither would an officially licensed Sanderson fanfic be.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
They also already got an "official" series ending by different writers, which they hated. A Brandon Sanderson ending would be just as legit as a novelization of the show, which is to say, not The Winds of Winter.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Cracker Barrel is my 85yo grandmother's favorite restaurant and I have never met a younger fan
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t understand how anyone could be convinced by a few context-free photos of a few pounds of food but I guess the point isn’t to convince, it’s to provide cover for denying.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
We could fix it by making voting easier, or even making voting mandatory, and implementing ranked choice, but unfortunately a large part of our country also runs on voter suppression and maintaining the Dem/Rep dichotomy
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
might miss out on some great Tropic of Cancer or Mad Max or Miller's Crossing takes but it's a worthy sacrifice
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I would absolutely mute the name "Miller" if it weren't also my name, and "Stephen Miller" if it weren't also my brother's name
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Energizing your base has always been an important part of politicking and the Democrats seem to have forgotten that, and now they’re blaming everyone else. Biden and the Democrats could have prevented all of this by jailing Trump on Inauguration Day after his failed coup.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I think most people who sat out intentionally did so because “anyone but Trump” isn’t a strong motivating message, especially when 4 years of not-Trump didn’t make the danger go away at all. Republicans winning will always be an existential threat, it can’t be a perpetual excuse to do the minimum.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
The first Steven Wilson-produced Opeth album is still pretty great even if it represents a notable shift to a much more Steven Wilson-esque vision of progressive metal. At its best when it’s doing midtempo death metal with prog rock trappings, rather than the opposite. Great mixing though.
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I mean Wikipedia is pretty much always actively fundraising, but I agree that the best time to say something like this is never
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
he misunderstood, it was just a guy named Chris
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
woke is when something is different than I remember it being as a child
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Even those have some pretty fucked up stuff in them but I think they fall within the normal range of evangelical bullshit
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember finding his books in a closet at my house as a kid and being horrified by them. I asked my mom as an adult and they said some people at church had given them to her but she thought they were awful. I think the fairly anodyne Adventures in Odyssey stories & videos rehabilitated his brand.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not giving up on voting yet but it is a bit demoralizing being yelled at by idiots for not doing something I did, when I live in a state that went blue. I did everything I could and contributed to the maximum amount of electoral votes possible.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to live in a hotel for three months when my house caught on fire and had to be repaired. It was a nice one - an extended stay hotel with a kitchen and a separate bedroom - and my insurance covered 100% of it, and it was still completely miserable after about a week.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
The constant patronizing insistence that trans people somehow don’t understand the stakes here is really something. If they think they can throw us under the bus to beat Trump, it sounds like they don’t understand the stakes.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
If Portland ever wisens up and starts fluoridating their drinking water I think they should let us all vote on a second chemical to add as well.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they still trying to train models on model-generated training data or have they realized that’s just a lossy feedback loop
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
when he did this face in Alan Wake 2 I let out an involuntary cheer alone inside my house
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
vice signaling
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
It isn’t a coincidence this is happening at the same time that trans people are losing their rights in the UK. It’s all part of the same strategy, it isn’t just ordinary people having questions, especially because they routinely ignore the actual data in favor of the propaganda
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
The only reason anyone is talking about trans athletes and trans kids is because Republican strategists decided to hammer on it as a wedge issue to divide LGBT rights. If you agree with them that it’s a “complicated issue” that we need to debate you’re falling for their propaganda.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
This explains why a lot of people I know who like Soulslikes (including me) also play pinball.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
It can suggest an Android alternative for an iOS API call in a bit less time than it would take me to search StackOverflow, but the biggest hurdle for that now is that Google tries to serve me worse AI slop first and it’s harder to find actual articles and guides
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
"justice department weaponization chief"
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom cares more about hurting trans and homeless people than he does about standing up to Trump, but if he is the nominee and he loses we are going to be blamed for it
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't stand up to MAGA and Trump if you concede on one of their biggest issues. Conceding to the lesser fascist middle isn't gonna be good enough for the fascists when their guy is doing it more, and is gonna lose you their opposition.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
It kinda sucks that LLMs have consumed all AI space. GenAI has always been a pipe dream, computer vision and machine learning have given us a lot of really cool stuff. I hope the R&D folks haven’t abandoned it entirely in their surge of LLM funding.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
We need a guy who’s able to stand up to Trump! But not the radical anti-trans part of Trump’s agenda, or the eradication of the homeless - it’s fine if he agrees with him on that.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume they’re going for a rabbit season / duck season thing but that makes us Elmer Fudd, the undisputed villain
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social)
Did the Rocket Power kids ever play baseball or were they too extreme for that?
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember coming across a website a while back that documented various bbq joints whose mascot was a pig begging to be eaten
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the exact plot of an episode of Black Mirror. Torment Nexus etc.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
The most badass facial expression they can think of for a man to have is “uncomfortable”
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
for people who just store stuff in spreadsheets for the vibes, doing little calculations for fun
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
Listening to Chris Pratt in conversation with Bill Maher sounds like a form of torture invented just for me
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
it's perfect all those situations where you're doing math but don't care if the result is accurate
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
I had enough religion in my childhood, I don't think it traumatized me or that I really benefitted from the social aspects of it and I don't see the need to replace it, but if either of those things are true I can see trying to replace it with something positive.
Miranda Miller (@randymiller.bsky.social) reply parent
perhaps there's more context but it seemed to me like she was comparing the nice people in the crowd with a few nasty DSA people on twitter, which seems pretty disingenuous considering MAGA's disposition towards masking and COVID prevention in general and in online spaces specifically.