See, I knew karma isn’t always instant.
New Mexican in Alaska 40+ years
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See, I knew karma isn’t always instant.
What about belt buckles? Does anyone wash their hands before buckling their belt, after a poop?
Today should be named “National Shooting Range Practice Day”
I remember hearing people justify Charlie Pride as a country singer by saying “He’s part Cherokee”
You have to pee in a cup to be a Walmart greeter ffs.
We will never know, because they will both lie about what was said.
I tended bar for 50 years and 86’d several people but never killed anyone
Not enough ALL CAPS to be trump writing this.
Notice how k. p. uses SS instead of USSS for Secret Service 
Don’t all gifts belong to the White House?
Could some of them be “proud boys or oath keepers” ? I would almost bet on it.
CNN better be careful about publishing polls like this. They might get a strong letter.
There should be 34 mugshots of djt on the lawn instead.
Compromise and call it “Fuck Columbus Day”
Just remember, she’s really from Idaho. Alaska was just unfortunate to have her as a representative.
I love this state.
I’m not saying there were any favors given to trump to get her job, but her name anagram is “ ministroke”.
With a second opinion by Dr. Phil.
You have to admit the orange baboon nailed the word reciprocal. How many hours did he practice that word? That’s definitely a word someone had to coach him on.
It looked to me like they were choosing sides for a soccer match.
Soldotna,Ak. had a decent gathering also.
If you say it with a K it’s no longer the C word. 😊
Qunt, the Queen of them all.
Perfect
Convince them that Gulf of America is kinda feminine.
@jasmineforus.bsky.social I’m watching The Honorable Al Green at the D. C. Rally How is “Hotwheels” disrespectful and “pimp cane” isn’t?
The guy behind her definitely has some thoughts of his own.
Drag name: Sofa Divan
Y. M. C. A.
A two fingered hand job 🍄
Thank goodness Colorado took down that hideous painting. Maybe replace it with something more appealing, like a picture of Joe Theismann’s leg break.
Drug testing is required to be a Walmart greeter FFS.
You spelled nutsack wrong.
Krazy-eye Kash says he wasn’t made aware of the text until late last night. How did I hear about it all day long and the “head” of the FBI was clueless?
I get my check on the second Wednesday of the month. I bet his mother doesn’t know what week hers comes.
Yeah, lets “rudy” him.
It would only be more obvious if Ali Baba was riding on it.
When inconsistency came up he probably thought it meant he pees himself
That’s the first thing I thought of.
Buy a new bong and with the rest, donate to the local school lunch program.
I’ll ask my doctor if this would be right for me
That should fall under the “save the owls” act
Biden’s fault because he didn’t make sure the orange gibbon went to jail.
I can’t drive to Juneau but I’ll find the local protest and make some noise.
Sight in your scope this time.
Next he’ll want his picture on a bill, $3?
Don’t order your paper straws on TEMU
I don’t think me not watching will hurt them. He hates Taylor and Philadelphia and they both hate him. I will watch just to see how many real patriots boo him
Skilak Lake Road, Alaska
Rub some baby oil on it.
What? Hershel wouldn’t let her borrow his badge?
The Army doesn’t have trains.
My doctor couldn’t understand why I tried to schedule a colonoscopy for that day. He said I should be good for another 4 years. Ironic?
Or, Transylvania
What’s with the bomber jacket? Shouldn’t he be wearing something a little mor Peewee Hermanish?
Melania looked a little rough. Maybe that was Elmo in disguise?
And New Mexico will be named Griffenland after the great cowboy Couy.
FFS is he going to rename New Mexico, Couy Griffin ? jfw
What if it was Mc-mRNA?
Dumb & Dumber & Dumber & Dumber Than That
Is that the Plastic Oh!No! Band?
I was thinking Roger Stone.
Trump cabinet picks don’t say bah humbug. It’s “ah bung hug”
Is Transylvania still available?
Is she sitting on Boeboe’s hand?🤔
She’s the only republican I’ve ever voted for.
I bet he’s learning the national anthem “that rhapsody song”
Can he even speak Bahamian?
Not the greatest person of the year, the Time person of the year. It’s absurd but you have to admit you can’t scroll anywhere on the internet without seeing his ugly mug. Most of the stories are negative but he’s still there, over and over and over.
MAGAs all think alike. I bet Kash Patel and Sarah Huckabee see eye to eye.
I just got one with usb ports that is so cool, but I’m really excited about the perfect little box it came in. It’s a keeper. 🙂
Wizard Of Oz non-musical
Hilcorp of Alaska started running ads 11/07 about how well the oil industry is in the state. 😡
