My morning routine begins with coffee, Wordle, and getting mad at Tom.
Retired misanthropic expat in no need of validation. I'm too old for this shit. I have a good, loving wife and a good, loving dog so I'm doing just fine. I'm just a troll whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.
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My morning routine begins with coffee, Wordle, and getting mad at Tom.
Nothing is being nullified. Salami subs are trickier to indict than ham sandwiches. Perhaps Stephen Miller can testify about the officer's alpha level that might give rise to a felony charge
This is pretty bad product placement exposure.
Trump ends another war in 24 hours.
This will dilute existing shares. The Board of Directors should table any vote on this for, let's say, two weeks.
Executive Summary: DDSS Don't do (more) stupid shit.
Transgenderism is an ideology? My elementary school didn't teach transgenderism when I attended.
GM: The only times I saw Donald with underage girls was when he was tutoring them in maths. May I have my pardon now?
Any idea how much personal/corp debt he needs to refi in the near term?
Surprised boomer here. I had assumed educational opportunity was better in the 60's. My public school seemed economically diverse and college was much more affordable. TIL something interesting.
They may be ultra-wealthy celebrities but, other than the engagement ring, I don't recall any publicity about extravagance (mansions, housing compounds, yachts, private planes, etc.) It doesn't affect me but I think it warrants mention and I wish them well.
I can't imagine what Jason will arrange for the bachelor party.
Send Stephen Miller to CECOT!
I fear that the upcoming challenges, beyond independence, will present historic risks for the Fed.
The BOD should table this issue for "two weeks".
He will always have Biden.
For now we will just wear the far left conspiricist label.
Your dry cleaner gives your clothes such a heavenly scent.
1) I appreciate his silence. 2) His record severely limits his credibility. 3) He's probably happy to see someone be worse than himself. 4) I couldn't care less about his autoerotic activities.
I ducked and covered under my desk and never got nuked. DARE was after my time so I was totally unprepared.
Bill Pulte said she "might" have committed fraud. She's also Black, female and has a term running until 2038. Sounds like indisputable cause to me.
DOD should have bunks available since their personnel are sleeping rough in LA and DC.
Ask Donald. He's big on 2A and he's a genius.
That's a helluva sunk cost but I assume they will drop the property insurance to show a helluva government cost saving.
They probably taste like shit so feed them to the hogs.
Flameproof?
Trump was surveying the WH roof for a good spot for Jerome Powell to "fall".
She's no Ben Carson.
Hegseth, did you include these personnel in your morale survey?
A cover of Melania nude and Donald in only his Depends might be a best seller.
Why aren't they saluting?
The check's in the mail. Oh, Is there still a USPS?
"We have become an authoritarian, demented state..." aka a shit hole state. A 3+ hour cabinet meeting with no objective, agenda, or conclusion would have even a mediocre CEO raising hell.
Strange. China isn't listed but I received notice last week that package deliveries to the US were suspended. It doesn't affect me but it is a foolish move. I guess it stops all the $799 fentanyl shipments.
The end of des minimus tariff exemptions has really screwed up international logistics.
Pirro would be hard pressed to indict a bologna sandwich.
China carp are 1500% more violent than pir..pir...pira...Amazon fish.
Why only 10%? Why not 150%?
Damn liberal socialist court blocked our sincere effort for transparency (just as the law requires). The files remain available for legal release even as the gaslight flickers.
I have a full crayon collection at home.
I usually pay little attention to JH speeches but I must admit, I'm very interested to hear from Powell this year. We are in unique times.
Felony sandwich tossing charges will continue to be vigorously pursued.
... getting so excited that he wets himself.
Zombie voters don't swing elections so he's got nothing to worry about. His psychiatrist may differ.
One more arrogant post from you and I'm running away from home. Can you loan me some money to help out?
Michael is keeping a very close eye on you.
The alpha male super supplement.
It's baseball season and. Charlie always brings the heat!
Putin has a helluva grip.
I won't. I don't like showing my US Passport in immigration lines while Trump is President.
I keep expecting to see the Hamburglar running past.
Ed, will we see these charges before we see the Epstein, Epstein, Epstein files?
Certified by Elon. Good enough.
Puppet.
The only mystery to me: did they take lunch carry out?
A year ago the world thought America was dead. Dead! Today there's no doubt.
Luckily we have a very strong Secretary of State. Oh wait, I was thinking of Hillary.
I'm just surprised that Putin didn't take Trump's Qatari plane.
One wife, three kids, zero friends. Why?
Putin apparently convinced Trump on the benefits of intermittent fasting.
"We had better wait for the sub sniffing dogs "
Trump looked like a whupped puppy.
It must have been Rubio running copies. He hasn't seemed very focused this year.
Go fish
He is the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree. Of course he's from OK so I doubt it matters.
Remember Tony investing in a sporting goods store and a restaurant/bar? Great business plans.
The seatbelt story is beginning to be believable.
He thought Elon might show up.
😅😅😅
3) Putin knows our election results. Okay.
She just needs some Hannity mansplaining.
I gave all 10 rounds to Putin although there may have been a tko behind closed doors.
Not so hard. Size and stamina.
Tony's goomahs were all of legal age
He has the approval of 87% of his supporters. Historic. That's the stat, certified by Heritage
Felony strength salami, no less.
I thought this was a China thing.
The Subway Brigade in full protective gear.
Women should vote for whoever their husbands tell them to.
Print more money while you're cutting rates. We will be cooking with gas!
Show us the police reports, Benny.
BJ, stop inviting your friends to your house parties. Duh.
Businesses can easily be made whole. Consumers, not so much. Tariffs are unconstitutional at, at least, should be injunctioned immediately.
Kid Rock, Ted Nugent
Madison Airplane
Republicans are so empathetic and forgiving (for White men).
I see clear evidence of dictatorial dictation.
The whole world respects America. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Editor: "The FBI and DHS was (???) covering...
You fail to recognize that his boy Big Balls took a lickin'. That's a true national emergency.
Tip Line? I tawt I taw a demotat.
I make sure a rationalist has all eight senses before I say a word.
Watch those numbers turnaround once the DOGE dividend checks and tariff refunds start hitting people's bank accounts. Oh, happy days.
Who knew that you could stop violent crime with just a press conference?
Drive by comments, general insults, and swearing make up 80% of Twitter so where's the fun in that?
Neither has Putin.
The bar charts are easy to look at.
All hail President Donald Arse Maximus
They were DOGE gone.