Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
Depending on my mood either "Driver 8" (bonus that it was also referenced heavily in one of my favorite comic book series, Grant Morrison's run on "Doom Patrol") or "Find the River."
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Depending on my mood either "Driver 8" (bonus that it was also referenced heavily in one of my favorite comic book series, Grant Morrison's run on "Doom Patrol") or "Find the River."
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I do love "Stand" and "Happy Shiny People" too, especially because the former was the theme song to GET A LIFE.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Depending on my mood either "Driver 8" (bonus that it was also referenced heavily in one of my favorite comic book series, Grant Morrison's run on "Doom Patrol") or "Find the River."
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair point. I'm also thinking Mary Beard.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't remember who said it (one of the writers for Cracked (RIP), I think) but they said team sports games are basically just Magic: The Gathering for millionaires.
A K (@aklingus.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t always say this, but this feels like a situation where any joke answer as to what’s being tossed out here won’t be funnier than what’s actually being tossed out here bsky.app/profile/nihi...
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
The difference between the intelligentsia of my youth, Gore Vidal and Molly Ivins, and the intelligentsia of today, Jordan Peterson and Matt Yglesias, is stark enough that I believe it's a real thing and not just me being old.
Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Going to address the actual points made about Gavin Newsom especially regarding his treatment of the homeless and trans people or...?
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
The scene at the graveyard that (I assume authentically) recreates a traditional shaman ritual was one of the most incredible and engaging things I've ever seen in a film.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
...Throttle (Biker Mice From Mars), Beast (X-Men), and Zangief (Street Fighter II). Even at the time, I had a type, clearly.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
Chad's Sexual Awakening Gallery: Soda from "The Outsiders" (the book, not the movie or the musicals), Grunge from "Gen 13", He-Man (natch), Robin Hood (Disney)...
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted
It's funny to think about Trump's staff driving him to the golf course and then just parking it (and him) in a garage for two hours to keep up appearances
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Given how abrasive Lorenz is at least online, this is definitely one hell of a "glass houses" situation.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes, I'm not ashamed to admit that whole storyline made me tear up a bit.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
*bigger spoiler* The fact that if you help him fulfill his wish of being "reborn" as a beautiful human it dooms him horribly and the only way to truly help him is to ignore his self-loathing wish and find and hand him an item that says "You're beautiful" every time it's used is pure Martin.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
*minor spoiler* Like the character of Boc, who comes from a brutal society of monkey-like beings and is violently expelled because (it's implied) he's male and wants to follow his mother's profession of seamstress.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
The interesting thing about getting into ELDEN RING now finally is picking up on the bits that are definitely George R.R. Martin.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, she's phenomenal in it, and it's worth watching just for the novelty of a show where things happen like the protagonists "defeat" the threat in one episode by literally sacrificing an innocent man to it.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
And it hasn't tried to convince me to kill myself....well, except that one time, but that was a fluke, maybe.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever seen SAPPHIRE & STEEL by any chance?
puppa.bsky.social (@puppa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Congrats to Sam Altman on being parodied by the Simpsons!
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Colleen (@grouponlobotomy.bsky.social) reposted
ok yes
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
No, not really *sigh*.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree completely.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
I really have become convinced that one of the problems with the political discourse on this site is that people just see rural people as an absolute synonym for Republican voters and they don't realize or won't admit they're doing it.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Mamdani and Platner are giving me some hope if they turn out to be just the forerunners of an emerging movement. As much as I love Bernie, he did run into some pitfalls and have some hang-ups, and I think progressives have learned from that (at least so far, although it might be too soon to say).
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
At the very least it's an interesting experiment in how much a person having access to the best health care on the planet can keep a sundowning old man in bad health going.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
If the light at the end of the Trump era turns out to be a Vance vs. Newsom election I'm gonna be the one establishing the first colony on the moon, Mars, or the skies of Venus
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know. I think there's a chance it would be as bad or worse, but also a really good chance MAGA will just collapse like a house of cards once Trump and his weird cult leader-like charisma is gone.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
At least they're getting hit by this and the huge class action suit by authors simultaneously.
Iron Spike (@ironspike.bsky.social) reposted
The Ha Ha Just Kidding Unless....? energy tonight is just burying the fucking needle
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
On one hand these are people trying to survive in an increasingly punitive and impoverished society but on the other hand they are so *unsightly*.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
New episode of the Medici Podcast. Learn about the patronage, scientific achievements, and very gay sex life of Grand Duke Ferdinando II. medicipodcast.com/2025/08/28/e...?
Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted
I want a politics that widens the circle to include everyone, not one that shrinks the circle by throwing *undesirables* under the bus. I think this is basic. I am interested in a politics that is rooted at the sources of people's suffering. I am interested in a politics that attends to basic needs.
Super Nintendo Chalmers (@snchalmers.bsky.social) reposted
I fucking despise Chuck Schumer
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
So "believe" might be too strong a word but I am open to the idea that there could be a sentient species who exist in another state of being and/or dimension of reality who interact and screw around with us and that could be the basis for all kinds of fairy, jinn, and even modern alien stories.
The Nerdskull (@nerdskull.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine if Gavin Newsom went on a Nazi podcast and said that he had “evolved” his position on gay marriage and agreed with the host that gay marriage was a cause of unforeseen social ills. Do you think these dumbass shitlibs would still try to claim he’s not actually a homophobe?
Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted
For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
The real test to prove you can stand being around me is your ability to endure the inevitable "I think the Sandown Clown might have been real and could have been a jinn" conversation without slinking away or calling social services.
Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I spent two days with Platner and, as you’ll read, was as impressed by his theory of power as I was by his policies. I think it’s FAR more important than the “how do you talk to Trump voters” question.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want do hit me up if you ever show up at Pitt or CMU (seriously, I have no social life anymore, I need a reason other than work to leave my apartment).
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
One last thing then I'll shut up: it's always wild to me whenever I see any of my compatriots, liberal or conservative, embrace the principle of collective punishment because...well, if you're an American, you're probably not going to like where that premise logically leads!
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
He's like a clone of Kier Starmer in so many ways, and look how Starmer's turned out for the UK.
Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted
CDC scientists receive a heroes welcome after walking out today.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
And the idea that people who do make a different choice from me, but choose to stay in certain places out of love or because they want to better a particular community, should accept a lack of medical care because of the political opinions of the people around them...that's just obscene.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not the choice I made and it's not even the choice I'd make now if I had to, but that's the point. Liberals and leftists shouldn't be aspiring to "rescue" people from their communities, but to give people the same choices my friends and I were lucky enough to have.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
But they CHOSE TO STAY! I honestly don't know all their reasons, but clearly it is home for them, and they are providing something good for people who don't have a choice for where they live or even, unlike me, might want to stay and make lives for themselves in this rural "hellhole."
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
They made lives and careers there and they want to adopt a child and raise it there. They run a theater company that provides something different and new for the weird kids (and adults!) who find themselves stuck there. And they've got professional ties to NYC so they could leave if they wanted to.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Besides that...this talk of, oh, we need to get people out of rural areas through YIMBYism or education is so offensive. Not necessarily to me, but to a liberal gay couple I'm friends with who live in a place near where I grew up but is even *more* rural.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
I left rural Virginia because I thought it would be easier to find community and opportunities elsewhere, not to escape some primitive backwater (although admittedly it may have felt so at the time). Still, I know it would have been more difficult but I could have found a place there too.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course this is purely anecdotal, but I can't help but wonder if there's a level of class at play here. I've worked alongside working-class people in cities before and they're not that different from their counterparts in rural areas, not as different as some of you are making it sound certainly.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet, I find the contempt some of the people on here showing for rural areas baffling, even offensive. I've lived in rural areas, suburbs, college towns, and mid-sized cities, and while, yes, you run into more reactionaries and racists in rural areas, it's not that radically different!
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
The point is that I paid a price I never agreed to pay for growing up gay in a rural, conservative area. I was hurt in ways that shaped me and deprived me. And I still do have a lot of anger about it. Also I worked really hard and took risks to try to move to more urban and liberal areas.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Note I said "middle-class family" because I don't think you can as cleanly separate class from regionalism as some people on here seem to think, but anyway...
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I hate growing up in Amherst County, Virginia? *God yes*. Would I want to live there again? If I had a choice, no, but in my old age I'm not as hostile to the thought as I used to be. Would I have been better off being raised by an upper-middle-class family in a place like NYC? Probably.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
It's hard not to take all the "lol let rural people not have health care" "debate" personally, which is why I'm limiting comments to my own space and not going around with guns blazing (well, aside from telling Leonid to go fuck himself, which was probably my inferior rural stock bubbling up).
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh I hope you don't mind if I save that one.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait to see the malicious compliance they do.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
one thing i've taken away from surveys asking the public to evaluate trump's most authoritarian moves is that the ordinary americans have a much clearer sense of what's happening than most professional political observers
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
"Rural people deserve to suffer collectively because they believe horrible, ignorant things like the urban people are a monolith."
bmcarthur17 (@bmcarthur17.bsky.social) reposted
Fuck I love this guy. He's a breath of fresh air. #Resist
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope it's a bit or just a rant because I seriously wonder if he even knows that lots of non-white people live in rural areas.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, all this is to say if it were up to me people like Leonid would be banned from all major metro areas and college towns and will have to make their permanent residence someplace like Pocahontas County, West Virginia.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Then I think of my disabled cousin who needs constant physical therapy and medical checkups and lives in a very rural area, and she could lose what independence she has.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
I'm the first person to say "fuck Trump voters", but...well, I think of the fact that my deeply rural and very red home region is home to both a nationally notorious right-wing religious college and a thriving progressive theater company run by an openly gay couple.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
On behalf of my disabled cousin who requires constant medical care and through no fault of her own lives in a deeply rural area.... Fuck you.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, you also specified time of prosperity. Well, I had to jump at the excuse to mention Solano Lopez, one of my favorite all-time crap leaders.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Also 90% of the male population by some estimates. They had to make polygamy legal!
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of a stretch because he was appointed not elected by popular vote, but the presidency of Francisco Solano Lopez in Paraguay is the only one that comes to mind. He started a war with Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay *simultaneously* that killed literally half the country's population.
Zack Handlen (@zhandlen.bsky.social) reposted
we're heading into fall, so: I am a professional writer with hundreds of credits to my name, mostly reviews of TV shows but also books, movies, and video games. My work has appeared in the AV Club, GQ, IGN, and a bunch of other places, and I'm always looking for freelance work. Thanks.
Qtain P. Faulkes (@qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social) reposted
Every single member of the GOP needs to be put on trial. That doesn't exclude members of the Democratic party. If you helped enable this, you're guilty. You committed treason. There is but one penalty for treason.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Mild example but I did have to get a new mic sooner than my bank account was willing because of this shit.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
God it's depressing you probably make 12 times more money than me when your job is advising people in power to do nothing instead of something and to look weak and feckless, although I guess there is skill of a sort in that.
Michael Clemens (@mclem.org) reposted
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted
No beautiful obituaries today, but we’ve gotta have faith.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the worst but the most grating thing about our elites, even the MAGA ones, is their constant demands that we like and respect them.
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
I will never understand how American elites managed to convince themselves that uncivil debate — not fascism, not impunity and not widespread indifference to facts — is the defining problem of our time. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/o...
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
As Lindsay Ellis pointed out in her great, recent video essay, making the Jewish community the face of censorship and repression campaigns carried out by extremist Christians is a feature, not a bug.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
Of course these evil freaks want to go after Wikipedia, and they're using "anti-Semitism" as an excuse to do it. thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
"Therefore television is reality, and reality is less than television" is one of the most prophetic quotes from any film.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I do have one of him doing that with a pumpkin.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
@mutualimsure.bsky.social
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
Timeline cleanse (for my fellow gays and the straight/bi ladies).
EC Hamilton (Siobhan O'Leary) (@siobhanftb.bsky.social) reposted
You don't say
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social) reposted
Hell is not hot enough for these monsters
Douglas Reyes-Ceron (@dreyesceron.bsky.social) reposted
This is both one of the best marketing stunts I’ve ever seen AND one of those painful reminders of the times we live in
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
There was something too about how one of the pollsters if not the main pollster behind the "Gen Z is right-wing" claim has a history of distorting how right-wing certain demographics are, but admittedly I haven't looked into it.
Drew Dietsch (@drewdietsch.bsky.social) reposted
Horror is the genre that always gets dismissed and treated as lesser, but you know what actually deserves that scorn? "Drama." That ain't a genre, that's the inherent drive of narratives. "Drama" is just a marketing term to sell a story to a particular audience.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social)
Something I miss from Twitter was the militantly anti-male circumcision people who would just pop up randomly all the time. I always suspected they were all just one guy.
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
If it helps some genius with too much time on their hands made Roger's personas the social links in PERSONA. youtu.be/huWIRRRieVU?...
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
He feels like a leftist who somehow simultaneously views politics like the technocrats leftists hate.
The American Prospect (@prospect.org) reposted
In an interview with the Prospect, the rising populist star Graham Platner spoke of a new Gilded Age and a need to take on billionaires and their control of our political system. Read the full profile from Austin Ahlman:
old uncle catface (@catfacejoe.bsky.social) reposted
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
Chad Denton (@reluctantlychad.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway whenever I see a mention of Cracker Barrel rebranding I think of that.