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@retnap.bsky.social

pretty alright marital partner, dad, special education teacher, veteran. he/him

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

every pic of trump looks like this now

that famous bigfoot pic but with some SUVs around
1/9/2025, 9:52:48 AM | 884 117 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m completely sincere when i say everyone who voted for trump should be scrubbed off the voter registration. we know who they are, and it’s clear they cannot be trusted. they are either complicit co-conspirators or too dumb to vote

1/9/2025, 3:10:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you did the butts touching while foot to head number?

1/9/2025, 3:07:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“shit down” “shut down”

1/9/2025, 3:04:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have now watched this video 4 times… i can’t pass it up… i am transfixed

1/9/2025, 2:48:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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riley:

31/8/2025, 7:09:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:03:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the body is on ice while someone walks around in a trump suit, there’s gonna be “an assassination” and miller is gonna shit down the government.

31/8/2025, 6:53:57 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey folks, what happened with that whole “damning evidence of obama treason thing?”

31/8/2025, 1:59:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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was this map made by an adult?

31/8/2025, 1:40:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we made a mistake, i think, in the idea that there shouldn’t be bullies. some where in the messaging we decided that no bullies meant everyone’s opinion matters we need to bully the shit outta those stupid fascists. we need to belittle their efforts, the way they dress, and their tiny useless dicks

31/8/2025, 1:19:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m really enjoying the bayou on hulu. it’s a solid nature thriller, but also has a bunch of europeans doing american accents and it’s lovely.

31/8/2025, 1:14:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m going to pay off everyone’s home loan in my community and fully fund my local school then i’ll look into buying a congressman

31/8/2025, 12:27:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the coolest part of sexy watto is how long it takes the mind to coalesce the limbs and face into a coherent structure, like a sexy lovecraftian figure of non-euclidean angles slowly driving one mad until it snaps, sharply, into its recognizable shape

31/8/2025, 12:22:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my spouse and i were very delighted with this! everyone quite easily falls into character and has wonderful chemistry. can’t wait myself, we might start picking up the books

31/8/2025, 12:19:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:00:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i watched it with my two midteen children in a packed theater and everyone a was shouting chicken jockey alongside me black here was it art? whose ta say did it entertain? absolutely

31/8/2025, 3:14:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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miller is gonna have trump assassinated before ol natural causes set in. just wait.

31/8/2025, 12:08:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if i were such an ignorant asshole i would do my best not to dress like a 1980s snobs vs slobs villain. is this dude off to go demolish a local rec center after this?

31/8/2025, 12:06:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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awesome thanks!

30/8/2025, 11:57:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s a beaut, enjoy! if you’re ever on steam and looking for some intense social management, i’d recommend some dwarf fort.

30/8/2025, 11:56:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this pussy got wrecked in the kiddy pool

30/8/2025, 11:53:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’ll be honest when i started learning japanese i had no idea where the hell the library was

30/8/2025, 11:47:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dang kid, which era civ?

30/8/2025, 11:39:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just bought a beer coozy with my local schools mascot. pride swells in the heart of this midwesterner.

a beer coozy with a hornet on it
30/8/2025, 10:45:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28.7% of wisconsin’s economy is based around soybean sales. the overwhelming majority of wisconsin’s soybeans are sold to china. this year we are selling zero. harvest starts soon. way to go and fuck yourself my beautiful home state.

30/8/2025, 9:42:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i might get fired from my job of teaching rural children with my celebration

30/8/2025, 9:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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while deployed to katrina relief, i fed like 13 dogs tied to leashes while doing search and rescues and had to hear horror stories from other troops who were ordered to put them down.

30/8/2025, 9:35:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

30/8/2025, 4:04:08 PM | 7648 3898 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:20:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 1:03:47 PM | 37023 11603 | View on Bluesky | view

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not gonna lie, the things i would do with a $50k bonus…

30/8/2025, 2:25:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 〚Ẋ〛 (@projectendo.bsky.social) reposted

It's like staying up late to see if Santa is real but we're hoping Santa's dead

30/8/2025, 5:37:32 AM | 3785 638 | View on Bluesky | view

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sounds like you got an 11

30/8/2025, 2:53:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if the president is missing… who ordered the troop movement down to venezuela?

30/8/2025, 2:12:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JeffTrnka (@jefftrnka.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 4:06:42 PM | 392 137 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:04:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:01:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beefeater Fella (@beefeaterfella.bsky.social) reposted

Nobel prize beggar and all round fat fuck masquerading as a Peacemaker - is deploying troops to Venezuela. Currently, seven warships carrying 2,200 marines and one submarine are heading to the country's shores. 1/4

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29/8/2025, 11:57:04 PM | 660 263 | View on Bluesky | view

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you made em disappear!

29/8/2025, 11:51:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you can quote me again: how many kids would be alive today if you had just voted for the brown lady who made you feel unheard? how many kids are dead or gonna die cuz usaid was cut? how many are gonna die cuz of the huge cuts to medicaid? just admit you dumb fucks sold us out for online clout.

29/8/2025, 10:53:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this kind of posting really made life better for those palestinian kids didn’t it? well done. go get yourself an orange slice and join the political circle jerk with all your back slapping friends.

29/8/2025, 10:11:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i guess it’s easier to attack your political friends than to admit you made a mistake good luck with that

29/8/2025, 10:02:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well it’s a good thing we did t get “genocide joe” in that seat again… well done purists!

29/8/2025, 9:12:18 PM | 62 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hot damn thats some french onion soup and freshly baked french bread #foodsky

rather handsome french bread loaf with a second sliced and in a bowl a pot of simmering golden brown french onion soup
29/8/2025, 9:06:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this man is “worth” $6B why the hell is he looking for “intelligent discourse” on a free site filled with people who want to eat him? go buy a conversation dipshit

29/8/2025, 5:13:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it took 3 days and we needed a goddamn written letter of recommendation from a third party to get our kitten.

29/8/2025, 3:52:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:47:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:47:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach Mooney (comms OPEN) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍉 (@iamsaltytrash.bsky.social) reposted

I wonder if those guys know that every one of them in that picture will potentially be in a book under the words dictatorship and fascism because they’re doing the opposite of what they swore to do when joining the military? Because it’s easier than saying no.

28/8/2025, 11:15:55 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i had a 28 year old co-teacher do this exact thing! similarly we had a 2nd grade teacher (22) who would go in for regular botox treatments and had her eyebrows tattooed in place my own daughter (14) thinks she needs to remove all her arm, face, body hair to look photoshopped good it’s a problem.

29/8/2025, 1:37:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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let’s see you at 21

29/8/2025, 1:34:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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watching through modern family and i do t know why we are supposed to like phil. hes the worst. also is anyone else getting big autistic vibes from the whole pritchett family?

29/8/2025, 1:05:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Madz (@madz123.bsky.social) reposted

Today? Over the long weekend works as well

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29/8/2025, 12:01:14 PM | 3288 327 | View on Bluesky | view

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sad that my summer of snes is coming to an end and i have to go back to teaching kids…

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29/8/2025, 12:19:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the mom

29/8/2025, 4:29:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’ve decided not to give in to the constant stream of bad news i’ve 20 pounds i wanna lose and thats something i can affect i’ve school children who need to know how to both read and think critically, and thats something i can affect we can only change what we can change don’t forget to breathe

29/8/2025, 3:20:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:17:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’ve all but dropped off fb after i realized it was a rage machine filled with accounts that only respond with horrible right wing nonsense and zero actual content

29/8/2025, 3:09:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:22:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they seem to be holding police riot shields, or again are simply just cosplaying as cops seeing as how that’s the world we live in now. i have sincere concerns for anyone who attempts this sort of behavior outside the school i teach at…

28/8/2025, 10:29:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they are busy pickin up trash in dc

28/8/2025, 8:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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these are the most slovenly dressed militaristic cosplayers i understand it’s a petty complaint next to the general horrificness of their very existence but as a vet i am appalled at how positively ate-up their entire appearance is in iraq i was chewed out for rolling up my sleeves in 115 degrees

28/8/2025, 8:33:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one goddamn trans person and it’s no longer thoughts and fucking preyers. fuck these bigots i have never hoped for the hell they claim exists more than i hope to see em roastin in it

28/8/2025, 8:29:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i am a vet, oif, not for trump i am livid

28/8/2025, 6:48:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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here’s the thing: it shouldn’t matter who the judge is, he is trying to do an illegal thing.

28/8/2025, 6:01:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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the biggest worry i have about trumps ailment is that miller is gonna have him assassinated before he kicks it, in order to lock us down as a nation and prevent any future elections www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

28/8/2025, 4:56:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m an elder millennial who teaches middle school and all the kids call me a “booming baby” we can’t win from either aside man…

28/8/2025, 4:31:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i think he does hate us. he hates the veneration of the non wealthy. he hates that poor people have a special day and he doesn’t. he hates the idea of selfless service because it is antithetical to his way of life. he deploys them as props, and celebrates those who die for him.

28/8/2025, 1:15:48 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it makes sense when you realize the president hates everyone who has actually served this country

28/8/2025, 12:12:48 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok i’ll check it out

28/8/2025, 3:21:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my mom is an absolutely terrible person and i’ve all but completely cut ties with her but she did manage to give me one single working piece of advice: don’t make fun of people for things they actually cannot change again, absolute garbage woman, i guess a broke watch is right twice a day

28/8/2025, 2:32:18 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FINALLY having had been a smoker is payin off!

28/8/2025, 2:23:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok. i know this is not even in the loose orbit of the point but… could they dress up like a little bit? i mean i work at a school and can’t wear jeans and a t-shirt outside of an inservice day. i mean they look like a batch of slovenly bootlickers.

28/8/2025, 1:57:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i dunno, that look says “i’m one old milwaukee away from using a slur about my son’s black boyfriend and try to pass it off as a joke” kind of deadness to it. speaks of that deep midwestern patronly bigotry could be wrong tho, just calling em like i sees em

28/8/2025, 1:53:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the look of a man whose children haven’t come over for a holiday dinner in over a decade

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28/8/2025, 1:44:54 AM | 86 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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alien earth: maybe giving kids with robot bodies ptsd is a bad idea

28/8/2025, 1:07:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i almost wonder if trump is literally looking for the one thing that will push that last remaining third off a cliff.

28/8/2025, 12:41:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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buy your meds from canada if you can! us products should no longer be considered safe

27/8/2025, 11:24:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have some bad news considering how this post found me…

27/8/2025, 10:03:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good conversation bro

screenshot of the post i’m replying to having been blocked presumably because the owner didn’t want to think through their comments and reply in a thoughtful or meaningful manner so as to progress a conversation
27/8/2025, 8:33:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bothsiding this is a just apathetic shit posting. democrats are the only political party even having conversations let alone pushing bills curbing gun violence. suggesting otherwise only empowers the opposition. have they done enough? clearly no, but to equate the two is pure smooth brain energy.

27/8/2025, 5:59:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a lack of gun control sits almost solely in the laps of republicans

27/8/2025, 4:42:15 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in america the only times we have a dip in school shootings is when we don’t have school.

27/8/2025, 4:41:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i regret getting out of the guard 15 years ago, i could have had the privilege of… garbage detail…

27/8/2025, 2:47:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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make no mistake, this is considered punishment in the military. these men and women think they are being punished

27/8/2025, 2:31:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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each one of these men and women were trained to kill and die for their country and this draft dodger has them picking up trash

27/8/2025, 12:39:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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start with cleaning your own house! any dem that voted to confirm any of this shit show needs to be primaried and replaced. no more fucking around. take off the gloves and fight

26/8/2025, 7:46:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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legal question: if i become a cop and shoot other cops can do i qualify for qualified immunity?

26/8/2025, 7:01:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey parents who celebrate their kids going back to school after 3 months away, maybe have a little compassion for their teachers who have to deal with em for the other 9 months.

26/8/2025, 6:08:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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honestly i am uncertain if these statements even tangentially align with the already hyper flimsy excuse congress gave for allowing him to impose tariffs in the first place

26/8/2025, 3:45:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just a reminder that “rounding up for charity” is a way for corporations to write off your donations so they can pay less taxes fuck those corpo asshats

26/8/2025, 2:04:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“let the facts speak for themselves, let the number speak for themselves” proceeds to provide no facts nor numbers

26/8/2025, 12:41:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my money:

26/8/2025, 12:38:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s like maha and maga are in a race to see who can destroy america faster

26/8/2025, 12:00:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i say “ope” and wave to all passing cars

26/8/2025, 11:11:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i mean we also have a cool book in a lil story called the bible… don’t wanna brag but it’s kind of a big deal

25/8/2025, 11:06:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dang, good luck there we busted out some old board games once and taught ourselves backgammon and othello my lil dude loved it my lil lady did not

25/8/2025, 7:13:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh shit. i accidentally saw this… very sorry. have fun lesbians! again sorry for barging in here.

25/8/2025, 5:26:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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as a vet, i’m more pissed off at people who leave their flags outside until they get raggedy and sad than i am at people using their first amendment rights

25/8/2025, 5:05:07 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view