more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
every pic of trump looks like this now
pretty alright marital partner, dad, special education teacher, veteran. he/him
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i’m completely sincere when i say everyone who voted for trump should be scrubbed off the voter registration. we know who they are, and it’s clear they cannot be trusted. they are either complicit co-conspirators or too dumb to vote
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you did the butts touching while foot to head number?
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“shit down” “shut down”
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i have now watched this video 4 times… i can’t pass it up… i am transfixed
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riley:
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the body is on ice while someone walks around in a trump suit, there’s gonna be “an assassination” and miller is gonna shit down the government.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
hey folks, what happened with that whole “damning evidence of obama treason thing?”
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was this map made by an adult?
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
we made a mistake, i think, in the idea that there shouldn’t be bullies. some where in the messaging we decided that no bullies meant everyone’s opinion matters we need to bully the shit outta those stupid fascists. we need to belittle their efforts, the way they dress, and their tiny useless dicks
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
i’m really enjoying the bayou on hulu. it’s a solid nature thriller, but also has a bunch of europeans doing american accents and it’s lovely.
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i’m going to pay off everyone’s home loan in my community and fully fund my local school then i’ll look into buying a congressman
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
the coolest part of sexy watto is how long it takes the mind to coalesce the limbs and face into a coherent structure, like a sexy lovecraftian figure of non-euclidean angles slowly driving one mad until it snaps, sharply, into its recognizable shape
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
my spouse and i were very delighted with this! everyone quite easily falls into character and has wonderful chemistry. can’t wait myself, we might start picking up the books
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i watched it with my two midteen children in a packed theater and everyone a was shouting chicken jockey alongside me black here was it art? whose ta say did it entertain? absolutely
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
miller is gonna have trump assassinated before ol natural causes set in. just wait.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
if i were such an ignorant asshole i would do my best not to dress like a 1980s snobs vs slobs villain. is this dude off to go demolish a local rec center after this?
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
awesome thanks!
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s a beaut, enjoy! if you’re ever on steam and looking for some intense social management, i’d recommend some dwarf fort.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
this pussy got wrecked in the kiddy pool
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
i’ll be honest when i started learning japanese i had no idea where the hell the library was
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
dang kid, which era civ?
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
just bought a beer coozy with my local schools mascot. pride swells in the heart of this midwesterner.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
28.7% of wisconsin’s economy is based around soybean sales. the overwhelming majority of wisconsin’s soybeans are sold to china. this year we are selling zero. harvest starts soon. way to go and fuck yourself my beautiful home state.
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i might get fired from my job of teaching rural children with my celebration
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
while deployed to katrina relief, i fed like 13 dogs tied to leashes while doing search and rescues and had to hear horror stories from other troops who were ordered to put them down.
Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
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not gonna lie, the things i would do with a $50k bonus…
〚Ẋ〛 (@projectendo.bsky.social) reposted
It's like staying up late to see if Santa is real but we're hoping Santa's dead
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sounds like you got an 11
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
if the president is missing… who ordered the troop movement down to venezuela?
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Beefeater Fella (@beefeaterfella.bsky.social) reposted
Nobel prize beggar and all round fat fuck masquerading as a Peacemaker - is deploying troops to Venezuela. Currently, seven warships carrying 2,200 marines and one submarine are heading to the country's shores. 1/4
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you made em disappear!
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
you can quote me again: how many kids would be alive today if you had just voted for the brown lady who made you feel unheard? how many kids are dead or gonna die cuz usaid was cut? how many are gonna die cuz of the huge cuts to medicaid? just admit you dumb fucks sold us out for online clout.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
this kind of posting really made life better for those palestinian kids didn’t it? well done. go get yourself an orange slice and join the political circle jerk with all your back slapping friends.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
i guess it’s easier to attack your political friends than to admit you made a mistake good luck with that
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
well it’s a good thing we did t get “genocide joe” in that seat again… well done purists!
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
hot damn thats some french onion soup and freshly baked french bread #foodsky
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
this man is “worth” $6B why the hell is he looking for “intelligent discourse” on a free site filled with people who want to eat him? go buy a conversation dipshit
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
it took 3 days and we needed a goddamn written letter of recommendation from a third party to get our kitten.
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Zach Mooney (comms OPEN) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍉 (@iamsaltytrash.bsky.social) reposted
I wonder if those guys know that every one of them in that picture will potentially be in a book under the words dictatorship and fascism because they’re doing the opposite of what they swore to do when joining the military? Because it’s easier than saying no.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
i had a 28 year old co-teacher do this exact thing! similarly we had a 2nd grade teacher (22) who would go in for regular botox treatments and had her eyebrows tattooed in place my own daughter (14) thinks she needs to remove all her arm, face, body hair to look photoshopped good it’s a problem.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
let’s see you at 21
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
watching through modern family and i do t know why we are supposed to like phil. hes the worst. also is anyone else getting big autistic vibes from the whole pritchett family?
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
sad that my summer of snes is coming to an end and i have to go back to teaching kids…
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the mom
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i’ve decided not to give in to the constant stream of bad news i’ve 20 pounds i wanna lose and thats something i can affect i’ve school children who need to know how to both read and think critically, and thats something i can affect we can only change what we can change don’t forget to breathe
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i’ve all but dropped off fb after i realized it was a rage machine filled with accounts that only respond with horrible right wing nonsense and zero actual content
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they seem to be holding police riot shields, or again are simply just cosplaying as cops seeing as how that’s the world we live in now. i have sincere concerns for anyone who attempts this sort of behavior outside the school i teach at…
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
they are busy pickin up trash in dc
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
these are the most slovenly dressed militaristic cosplayers i understand it’s a petty complaint next to the general horrificness of their very existence but as a vet i am appalled at how positively ate-up their entire appearance is in iraq i was chewed out for rolling up my sleeves in 115 degrees
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
one goddamn trans person and it’s no longer thoughts and fucking preyers. fuck these bigots i have never hoped for the hell they claim exists more than i hope to see em roastin in it
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i am a vet, oif, not for trump i am livid
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here’s the thing: it shouldn’t matter who the judge is, he is trying to do an illegal thing.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
the biggest worry i have about trumps ailment is that miller is gonna have him assassinated before he kicks it, in order to lock us down as a nation and prevent any future elections www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
i’m an elder millennial who teaches middle school and all the kids call me a “booming baby” we can’t win from either aside man…
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
i think he does hate us. he hates the veneration of the non wealthy. he hates that poor people have a special day and he doesn’t. he hates the idea of selfless service because it is antithetical to his way of life. he deploys them as props, and celebrates those who die for him.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
it makes sense when you realize the president hates everyone who has actually served this country
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ok i’ll check it out
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my mom is an absolutely terrible person and i’ve all but completely cut ties with her but she did manage to give me one single working piece of advice: don’t make fun of people for things they actually cannot change again, absolute garbage woman, i guess a broke watch is right twice a day
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
FINALLY having had been a smoker is payin off!
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ok. i know this is not even in the loose orbit of the point but… could they dress up like a little bit? i mean i work at a school and can’t wear jeans and a t-shirt outside of an inservice day. i mean they look like a batch of slovenly bootlickers.
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i dunno, that look says “i’m one old milwaukee away from using a slur about my son’s black boyfriend and try to pass it off as a joke” kind of deadness to it. speaks of that deep midwestern patronly bigotry could be wrong tho, just calling em like i sees em
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the look of a man whose children haven’t come over for a holiday dinner in over a decade
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
alien earth: maybe giving kids with robot bodies ptsd is a bad idea
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i almost wonder if trump is literally looking for the one thing that will push that last remaining third off a cliff.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
buy your meds from canada if you can! us products should no longer be considered safe
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i have some bad news considering how this post found me…
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bothsiding this is a just apathetic shit posting. democrats are the only political party even having conversations let alone pushing bills curbing gun violence. suggesting otherwise only empowers the opposition. have they done enough? clearly no, but to equate the two is pure smooth brain energy.
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
a lack of gun control sits almost solely in the laps of republicans
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
in america the only times we have a dip in school shootings is when we don’t have school.
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i regret getting out of the guard 15 years ago, i could have had the privilege of… garbage detail…
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
make no mistake, this is considered punishment in the military. these men and women think they are being punished
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
each one of these men and women were trained to kill and die for their country and this draft dodger has them picking up trash
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
start with cleaning your own house! any dem that voted to confirm any of this shit show needs to be primaried and replaced. no more fucking around. take off the gloves and fight
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
legal question: if i become a cop and shoot other cops can do i qualify for qualified immunity?
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
hey parents who celebrate their kids going back to school after 3 months away, maybe have a little compassion for their teachers who have to deal with em for the other 9 months.
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honestly i am uncertain if these statements even tangentially align with the already hyper flimsy excuse congress gave for allowing him to impose tariffs in the first place
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social)
just a reminder that “rounding up for charity” is a way for corporations to write off your donations so they can pay less taxes fuck those corpo asshats
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“let the facts speak for themselves, let the number speak for themselves” proceeds to provide no facts nor numbers
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my money:
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it’s like maha and maga are in a race to see who can destroy america faster
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
i say “ope” and wave to all passing cars
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean we also have a cool book in a lil story called the bible… don’t wanna brag but it’s kind of a big deal
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
dang, good luck there we busted out some old board games once and taught ourselves backgammon and othello my lil dude loved it my lil lady did not
retnap (@retnap.bsky.social) reply parent
oh shit. i accidentally saw this… very sorry. have fun lesbians! again sorry for barging in here.
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as a vet, i’m more pissed off at people who leave their flags outside until they get raggedy and sad than i am at people using their first amendment rights