Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The Labour source who continually says mad aggressive shit, but stays anonymous so people think it is coming from his boss.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Paris! we're comparing capital cities. English in Amsterdam was excellent. English in Paris was excellent.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't know what to tell you. I've been to both France and the Netherlands in the past week and the standard of English in both was equally excellent.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I was in Bruges at the weekend and the staff there had a friendly joking coversation in French, Dutch, German and English. Is pretty shocking when you really how bad British people are in comparison.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just not true in Paris. In fact I'm trying to think of a sine tourist spot I've been to where you can't use English.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I making it exit through a shop was also very clever.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think that would have survived Instagram.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Was that scene known at the time? I feel that was in book 5 which I think came out later.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, to be fair, he also denied the Britishness of white immigrants too.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"Hey ChatGPT, I'm being made to look fucking stupid on the Internet, what's a good response once you've lost an argument?"
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't ever fry garlic, chille and spring onions till fragrant, then mix in the flavourings and then the noodles. And then a fried egg. Once you do that you are addicted for life.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, because there are non white British people. Your racism is pretending they are not British. How are you not getting this?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
So people are upset that you said something racist and don't give a shit?
Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) reposted
well on the one hand it's bad for democracy and social cohesion that Keir Starmer is trying to appeal to the racists by pretending to be one of them, but on the other hand it's not actually working and the racists still don't want to vote for him
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling the UK “an isolated whites, only culture”, is *objectively* racist though?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you see why people have been calling you a racist all day now?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"I was failed by the British education system" is a perfectly fine view to have, but it's kind of incredible that she manages to blame progressives for the failings of Major era education.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, waving thr flag and cheering on the national team wouldn't seems weird. Just state that you have a flag in your home that you sit infront of, that's definitely normal.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/renr...
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Following that logic the Beatles would not be British because of the potatoe famine.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Presumably some sort of Saturday night phone in show like Strictly?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how he didn't respond to this.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I reckon its not at "more extreme views than Tommy Robinson" yet, but we're not far off. bsky.app/profile/bill...
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha, kind of obvious now that i think about it for 2 seconds
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
There are loads of them in your replies calling you racist but you've muted the thread.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Bill the pony guy? No he's up and claiming that the people who invented the dish were Bangladeshi.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking lol how you think that is the same thing.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
We're waiting.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, quick question, where do you think the California Roll was created?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh did he wake up and delete it?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah there in every supermarket in the uk
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a lovely constituency! But like, Head Boy at Winchester, did well in the city, marries very well, MP, Chancellor PM, goes off to make money. Would be an entirely standard tory PM biography!
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah no, sorry that's just wrong, and if he looked like David Cameron this "he's really american" talk would be considered insane.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully the massala beans will get them to shut up about baked beans also.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah actually it's kind of funny to think how fee of the early episodes were actually about tech.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
He's going to have fun when he wakes up.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Its a form of American exceptionalism right? Only their country has the ability to accept imigrants as the shining city on the hill. Everyone else are colonial oppressors.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Also a deep love of films, they really do love this stuff. Where as a lot of their imitators seem to just hate movies.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I only remember because I fell for it at them time!
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/...
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Genuinely, there wasn't and you are remembering a comedy sketch.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"...And here is why you are wrong to get upset by us calling a drink the "Irish Car Bomb"".
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
They sort of revisit that in Skyfall. A similar thing happened to Javier Bardem as Brosnens Bond.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
They've got such a weird view of Europe being "the old world", so immigrants don't count here?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The thread starts with a pastrami bao bun! Like why is that American, but if it was in the UK it would not be British?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
If you cant enjoy "James Bond blows up Rupert Murdoch" then you are truly lost.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it was Endomol wasn't it? Was pretty hard discourse whip lash when they revealed the twist.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I can think of a way an insurance broker could have that amount of money...
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Got really confused because of the food discourse and thought TMC meant Tika Massala Chicken. Got surprisingly far into the post before I realised something was up.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, are you saying that the Dishoom Big Bombay Breakfast is /not/ traditional Mumbai cusine?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking lol that this started with a pastrami bao and ended with "obviously Rishi Sunak is not English"
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It was fun when they were doing this when Sunak is PM. Like, guys, maybe update the imaginary image of the UK that you have in your head? Presumably you are basing it on the Freinds episode in London?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really funny how they don't even see the racism.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes? There are non white British people, stop being racist.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The government still treating x like it is twitter is absolutely ridiculous.
Jonn Elledge (@jonnelledge.bsky.social) reposted
Big weekend for Henry Scampi who finally found a bird injured enough he could actually say hi, thus fulfilling his lifelong ambition to meet a pigeon and also confirming MY lifelong suspicion that he is not a hunter.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm a cool progressive, who has a more extreme view on race than Nigel Farage."
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk, I think Camerpn was probably on to something when he called UKIP "Fruitcakes, loons and closet racists."
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmm, almost like "people everywhere hated inflation" explains the situation better than "nation votes for white ethno state".
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
No mushrooms?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess if you only did like 4 scholarships to 16 year olds across your career, you'd probably remember them all.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd just assume the crash had been worse than you thought and that you were now in hell.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
As an aside, don't you hate the American convention to keep referring to people by an office they no longer hold? Like if I started talking about Mayor Livingston I'd be committed, but apparently it's OK over there.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell of a coincidence that two strange things happened in one night.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It takes more time than that to watch the Peter Jackson documentary on Get Back ffs.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I do like how the manage to fit "She got two B's and a D" fit into the final paragraph. Fantastic way of saying something without saying something.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of a phrase in Beevor's ww2 book "Only if ‘repples’ survived their first battle, and began to create some scar tissue around their fear, would they stand a chance of living through to the next" Well, yes, surviving your first battle is definitely a prerequisite to surviving your second.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel sorry for Jon. "Once Labour Win, they will set the terms of the debate" was actually a really good article pointing out the difference between being in oposition and in government. Shame nobody in Number 10 seems to have read it!
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, there are only 15% Reform voters (people who voted for reform I'm a general election) so you actually don't really care what they think. The trick is to to make the majority of people none Reform voters go "Oh, this party is a threat to national security and I need to vote against them".
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially seeing what the electoral reward the tories got for their horrible polices.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Staff at prett seems confused and disgusted every time I get a toasties from them also. They don't seem to get the concept that after it is warmed up I would like it back please.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social)
Shout out the the incredibly drunk English guy at 1pm who when seeing the dogs went "A fluffy! Two fluffy's!", I cant handle the 11% beer they make in Bruges either.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, don't get me wrong, attempted murder via arson is definitely an anti social behaviour. Just maybe there is a stronger word also?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I spotted someone wearing one watching Swan Lake last year. And like, I'm glad we no longer have to wear a dinner jacket to see ballet, but I think that's probably gone too far.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
After a decade of them not building on shore wind also. Absolutely disgusting.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, why is it considered bad form to just say, these people are racist thugs and we should opposed them not coddle their feelings.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
But now of course we need to forget this ever happened, and tommorow when the same sort of people claim they just want to stop the boats, commentators will tut at Blue Sky for not accepting their legitimate concerns.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
They're going to learn the same thing the rioters last year learnt. Just because people online are cheering you on, the law is the law and your still going to prison.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm a SRN!" Not any more sorry.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Good news is that because it was caught on camera the old racists life will hopefully be ruined.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a reason that the only Weasley from the films to have a successful career is the one who only showed up in the final year.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine the stress free and supportive atmosphere you would get when say, Harry and Hermione think that Rob isn't doing well enough and WB are about the refresh the entire cast.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The kid who was originally cast to just be kidnapped in season one, who they then clearly struggled with after?
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's hard to find a child actors good enough to hang a show on. It would be impossible to do it seven times in a row.
Ray (@sireviscerate.bsky.social) reposted
Trump is on a golf course this morning, but a bunch of Japanese bunraku puppeters in black body suits are moving his limbs. It would be disrespectful to the artistry to acknowledge them, so play along.
madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay.com) reposted
okay my friend in the White House press pool says he’s going golfing today, everyone stand down, good practice run great job team we can get a few more drills in before the big day
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's absolutely shocking, and not popular! These weird Internet racists are far, far more out of touch with this country than any "liberal elite".
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"The president has a cold and advice of his doctors will not be making any appearances today" is how they will announce it if/when he dies.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
We never did find out about that rushed "pyhsical" in 2020.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they make you feel better!
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like when in late 2023 you'd see a Tory 19, Labour 38 poll and people try to work out the FPTP implications. Even though the average was nothing close to that.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"It would be wrong to sell people to the Taliban" should not be a hard ask for a progressive party.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
(I think Rosie was maybe 8 months old on this photo in 2021, and just coming to terms with the fact that she had landed with a family who were going to spend years taking photos of her infront of cathedrals hundreds of miles from home. Like we did yesterday)
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a beautiful city, even when it is raining*. *which since 2007 is every time I've been there.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the Ruby and Toby security patrol by the way. I don't think they look as intimidating as they think they do.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
...then Ruby and Toby (ours freinds cav) in our bedroom heard the barks and went mental at the bedroom window. Rosie runs inside and joins them in barking... At herself.
Richard Dwyer (@richarddwyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I've said this before. But she went out for a pee on the balcony, and (as she always does) did a couple of threatening barks so everyone outside knew to watch out...