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Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ

@richardlordtoad.bsky.social

Drummer, married, retired, liberal. Chef, comedian, philosopher. Dad to 2 cats. "Those who would give up their intellect for their faith are those who have no intellect to give up."-Alan Watts Eat, drink, & be merry. No DM's unless we're acquainted.

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

Bon Jovi used to ROCK before they got into this "I'm a Cowboy" ballad BULLSHIT!!!๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

3/9/2025, 12:18:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the age we're in...

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Hindu....Have ya not heard of it? It's an age when the worm is well embedded in the apple and all deceit and iniquity is well embedded into the collective consciousness...

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Profile picture Mr. Spock ๐Ÿ–– (@spockresists.bsky.social) reposted

Religion in America is mostly for personal gain. Itโ€™s generally performance Christianity. Usually from the most immoral people out there. The louder their performance Christianity. Is usually from the most immoral of them.

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Religion in the Kali Yuga is mostly for personal gain. Politics as well.

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2/9/2025, 11:50:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

You're cool. Bloody GUM CHEWERS! What are ya, a COW? At least chew with your mouth CLOSED and keep it QUIET! ๐Ÿคฌ And 'cowboys' with their fucking 'chew?' that's the grossest Goddamned thing there is, and they spit it into beer cans. So watch out what you pick up! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't it funny though, how as you go through life you form your opinions...mostly based on what you like, but on the 'dark side,' what annoys you. I can never let go of what annoys me. Like people chewing their food with their mouths open! I'd SMACK ALL THEIR BOTTOMS! Now then! ๐Ÿ˜  I'm VERY strict!

2/9/2025, 11:24:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's that way in Japan...and they're loyal to their employees too.

2/9/2025, 11:04:58 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll see...I just got some new skin tag remover...if it works, who knows...๐Ÿคฃ

2/9/2025, 10:54:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like pinball...but you have a destiny... "I think it's both."

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

One day I might show MY peep-peeps...for money...๐Ÿคฃ

2/9/2025, 10:49:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was a naughty boy. As I look back, I wish I'd been even naughtier in instances where I held back. But then I wouldn't be with Kathy today, it's like Star Trek, if you change the past you change the present....๐Ÿ˜‰

2/9/2025, 10:47:38 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

But see, that's the thing about our society, isn't it? Strict & old fashioned is FINE with violence galore, but show a peep-peep and the LORT will kick your damned BUTT!๐Ÿคฃ

2/9/2025, 10:45:06 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn't even make a move for your peep-peeps?! ๐Ÿคฃ

2/9/2025, 10:42:29 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jQD...

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Forgiveness is divine...but revenge is SWEET...

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

Forgiveness is divine...but revenge is SWEET...

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social)

๐ŸŽตWell the truck-stop cu-tie comin' on to me tryna talk me in-to a ride said I wouldn't be sor-ry; -she was just a ba-by๐ŸŽต (pedophilia wasn't a thing yet...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6JJ...

2/9/2025, 10:17:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I realize that one must make a profit on their goods and services, I'm not a Communist. But they DON'T need to make TEN ZILLION DOLLARS while they're paying some MF in a 'shithole country' a dollar a day, a jizzy rubber, & a plate of spermy beans...๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

2/9/2025, 9:59:29 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I realize that one must make a profit on their goods and services, I'm not a Communist. But they DON'T need to make TEN ZILLION DOLLARS while they're paying some MF in a 'shithole country' a dollar a day, a jizzy rubber, & a plate of spermy beans...๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

"The great example of Democracy," the "Best country in the world," the 'good guys.' We can't even have a straight election...

2/9/2025, 9:54:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

Some countries have figured this out.

2/9/2025, 9:53:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean is 'making money' the whole thing now, the be-all-end-all of everything?! They speak of 'family values,' but everything they do contradicts and preempts those values. When taking what little the poor have becomes 'sport,' then we're not living with the right zeitgeist. Fuck 'Reaganomics!'๐Ÿคฌ

2/9/2025, 9:52:14 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

And I might also add, we shouldn't try to compete with low wage countries by following them to the bottom.

2/9/2025, 9:47:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

We should be lifting the world up instead of keeping them low-wage. Everyone on this planet could have a decent middle-class life if it weren't for the incessant greed of the wealthy.

2/9/2025, 9:46:57 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Bill goes to the Guillotine.... ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

It's known as "Vulture Capitalism." Sure, they become billionaires and make all the rules while we have cheap spatulas from the Dollar Store. Ultimately beneficial is a phrase that should be applied to the few, not the many.

2/9/2025, 8:33:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's DEAD, Jim....๐Ÿ˜‚

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely. The infinite pretending to be finite.

2/9/2025, 4:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

That's very true. I'm very frugal though.

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't 'make' it, they take it.

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

They should all be taken to the Lorheim. One-way trip. Make them work....they've never done any before.๐Ÿคฌ

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Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I got news for ya, WE are supposedly a FREE country, and OUR freedoms are about to be inhibited like you wouldn't believe!๐Ÿ˜ฑ

2/9/2025, 1:28:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

I buy a car for 2K, fix it, and I'm good to go...๐Ÿคฃ

2/9/2025, 1:22:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@richardlordtoad.bsky.social) reply parent

And now the rich are so rich that they would be gods and decide the life & death of others.

2/9/2025, 1:21:29 AM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's also when lots of jobs went offshore. And the ones that tried to stay here couldn't compete. What that means is the management wouldn't be able sell goods at the same price point & siphon off enough for themselves to justify paying a living wage to their employees. It's greed to the max.

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Reagan. The 80's the movie "Wall Street," when all the scum-sucking racquetball playing yuppies that do hostile takeovers of companies & gut people's pensions & smirk at the plight of the poor & downtrodden became the new zeigeist for success. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฌ

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A split-level house in the burbs you bought for 30K, a living wage, health insurance that doesn't disappear when you try to use it, good schools that taught you history & science, & separation of church & state. It wasn't perfect. There was Vietnam, etc...but compared to now- it was bloody Utopia!๐Ÿ˜‚

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And I could go on and on, but the fossil fuel ones own the right wing propaganda, so it's all interrelated...then the other corporations don't want to pay a living wage, and the rich don't wanna pay taxes. I'd put them to prison, but that's just me...

2/9/2025, 12:54:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only trouble with the entire Obama presidency was: 1. Mitch and the Repukes blocking him at every turn. 2. The military-industrial might that drives our economy & politics. 3. The fossil-fuel barons and their incredible might. 4. "Citizens United." What a joke. A grand euphemism indeed.

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Profile picture Stephen Trumbull (@smtrumbull.bsky.social) reposted

Our priorities are sadly misplaced!

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She should take it rectally...if she can stand the smell...๐Ÿคฎ

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Everything but the kitchen sink....๐Ÿ˜†

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I wonder if Fred ever had too much to drink at the 'lodge' and drove that car...๐Ÿคฃ

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He was in The Flintstones...

1/9/2025, 11:29:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poo-bah! As in 'bah, humbug!' No poo for YOU! ๐Ÿ˜†

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I sent you a link....by DM

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Fun fact: She was the first Playmate to show pubic hair...

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Ya think?

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That's Liv Lindeland in the photo, Playmate of the Year 1972.

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God I hate that booming bass rap shit in cars. I wish I had a Bazooka.

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A really old nasty one with herpes...๐Ÿคข

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I was being facetious...

1/9/2025, 9:51:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't have 'smellevision' yet, as Emeril used to say...but I'm sure the porn boffins are working on it....๐Ÿคฃ

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I'd say it's a bang-up job mate! Mine don't always rise as well as that! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘

1/9/2025, 9:39:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You've got to take care of the locals too. I mean it's all well and good, but we have homeless veterans sleeping on the streets. A good analogy would be Medicaid, Medicare, & Social Security in the US. Unless everyone has it, folks resent the ones that do. You have to be dirt poor, or old.๐Ÿ˜

1/9/2025, 9:32:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of those NDE's would do him a world of good. Face to face with his creator.

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I believe God helps those who help themselves. We ain't doing that.๐Ÿ˜’

1/9/2025, 9:22:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miller is JEWISH. The Nazis would've exterminated him...the irony!

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It's Habam. Comes right after Oslawa....๐Ÿคฃ

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These "Christians" that support Trump are stuck in a patriarchal authoritarian bullshit version of man-made religion that seeks to subjugate women and children. And oh, it's a big moneymaker as well. They're stuck in scripture. You can't eat the cookbook, gotta feel it in your heart.

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Waaay lower in carbs than regular beer. Especially those heavy ales...

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Natural Ice...5.9% and you can get an 18-pack of pints for 20 bucks...

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Dumb cross-eyed ho....

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Is it good? Does anyone else have it cheaper?

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Maybe it's Maybelline...only their hairdresser knows for sure...๐Ÿ˜‚

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Someone posted the other day that he looks like a scrotum with eyeballs...๐Ÿคฃ

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I shop sales. I just bought so much meat that I have to make room in the freezer for it. ๐Ÿ˜

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๐Ÿคฃ

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Even more relevant today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwc...

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Best to listen to your mummy...๐Ÿ˜‚

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80's Techno Pop was the coolest.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R6W...

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I'm not even gonna show MY peep-peeps on here! It would be obscene!๐Ÿคฃ

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๐Ÿคฃ

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Old Dan Tucker....there's one. We sang it in 6th grade. Changed the words: Old damn fucker was a mean old man, washed his butt in a frying pan, combed his hair with a wagon wheel, and beat his meat with a piece of steel๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†

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Sort of 'Andy Griffithy' ๐Ÿ˜‚

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*boyfriend...๐Ÿ˜†

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My boyfreind's back and he's gonna bust yer' B!!!๐Ÿคฃ www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEfL...

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Benny Hill's version...๐Ÿ˜† www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb5...

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This country is controlled by money whores who would kill their own mums for some more profits.

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In my day you could buy a really nice house on a lake for 70K. In SEATTLE!๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Even SHE'S cracking up....๐Ÿ˜†

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Larson...the best. Except for Kliban...

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The "Christians." ๐Ÿ˜’

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I am unfamiliar with that phenomenon...

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I like Caine...and he does it all BAREFOOT! The White guys on that show were so drunk & stupid...just like in "Dances With Wolves." The ancestors of the MAGAts of today... www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWTN...

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Self defense is a lot like playing Be-Bop on the drums. One has to be totally present to accent the soloist right when it happens. Or punch him...๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ

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Not fussy...๐Ÿ˜‚

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The words to this song sound like they were improvised quickly.๐Ÿ˜‚

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He cut off a cat's head? Now I like him even less. May he rot in Hell with the Devil and be devoured by giant spiders forever, and ever, and ever....๐Ÿ‘ฟ

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That takes a lot of stamina...๐Ÿ‘

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Yep. At 15 I fought back and he never hit me again.

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I actually didn't get it on the rump very much...my dad would just sock me in the face....๐Ÿ˜’

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Oath doesn't mean shit to these people. And no one enforces perjury laws anymore. He'll just lie his fucking ass off.

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