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#ShallWeDance2025 also #ShallWeFunk2025
HOW EXPLAIN TIME FOR GO TO BED
To think that anyone over the age of 20 and under the age of 70 gives much of a shit about religion shows out of touch this guy is People want housing and food, so unless Jesus is coming through with apartments and breakfast most people couldn't care less if they tried
CAKE is hard
In before windowlicker
(I worked at the same place years later, I didn't retire at 12 years old)
Interestingly enough, doing impersonations of cartoon characters and film characters for tips at the last place I worked (Venus Pie) before I decided I don't really care about money anymore I was 12 and I made more than their expo does now on a weekday shift. I'm in my early 40's for context
Detergentcore
I want everything to look like an Ivory soap box
This design is hard though
Hahah my last personal website was like this I think it had one image on the splash page, the rest was straight up HTML, JS and CSS It did have a built in music player though which was it's elite feature but it only played the shit I predetermined because tyrant
#ShallWeDance2025 One from the homie Moogsy Bogues aka Buscrates.. Dude has the coolest synth cave I have ever seen
#ShallWeDance2025
#ShallWeDance2025
Oh, Canada is just a few bottles of Bull Max away from just being the Northern South in most places
From what I hear, Alberta and another province are kicking around the idea of actually doing what Trump said and joining the USA as US States
That's how he walked, how Epstein would have walked, how Ghislaine will eventually walk, and exactly how Trump would walk
Infact, Diddy also got a much lesser set of charges based specifically on the fact that he didn't actually traffick anyone for sex to anyone but himself according to the jury
Can't ask any of the victims, they're all "gold digging whores' and it would go how it went in the Diddy trial in court "Well you all knew what you were getting into when you went to those parties"
Proven or verified by whom, exactly? Can't exactly ask Jeffrey Epstein, as the mortal coil currently escapes him. Can't ask Ghislaine, she says nobody ever trafficked anyone to anyone but themselves. Can't ask Trump, he says he barely knew the guy.
In what universe is anything on a Linux kernel based system "less configurable" than anything else lol My xmobarrc is like 150+ lines of code LOL
gotta be honest, 10 is the only one that isn't garbage after 95/98
Not me inserting this into my ass, looping the other end around the bed post, doing a three point stance, and taking off across the room like a gazelle like a real menace
They want a Confederacy. They want to break away from the 50 states. Hence the congratulatory and nostalgic attitude towards the CSA and Confederates these days
and it was the German middle class that pressured the German government into installing him as Chancellor to top it all!
1) don't use a PHP version older than the sysadmin 2) don't use a BSD version on your servers that is older than the sysadmin Congratulations! You're now 100% more secure than 80% of all servers on the internet
wwwschools owning Mozilla at SEO optimization is the most Mozilla thing I have heard all year so far
Tabby finds the box of Cheesy Texas Toast:
Most people don't consider people who are anti-Jewish to be Nazis nowadays I know, weird, but it's one of the few things the Aryan Brotherhood and Black Panthers actually agree on
there have been 4 trans mass shooters since 2018. anyone care to know the statistics for mass shooters that aren't trans in the same time frame? spoiler alert: you're gonna be seeing many more digits after the first one
bodyslam
Never pissed an employer or coworkers off as much as I did when I just came to work, did my job, and left
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Nah tbh it's fine if they just don't speak to people at all Unless given the special speaking stick and even then we got a have a meeting first 🤣
My cat Syria is like this with his blanket lol
DO YOU REMEMBA
they can tax the sale of firearms, not meth
that's the National debt growth rate
around 3.4% as opposed to 1.7% during Biden administration
COOP YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL, MEXICAN CHEEWOWOW
Ayo chill out Ms. Phyllis 🤣😅
Me, dunking the hard boiled eggs into straight uncut capsaicin tincture: "Damn that's crazy"
Drop something sexy
Shoutout to Wynonna Judd because that lady can sang
same tbh
That's the spring from whence danger sprang eternal I have a shaky history with the red thread of fate (long story)
Oh nooooooo the red yarn of fate Danger! Danger!
They're the ones that signed up for it. Folks need to remember this fact when the inevitable happens
I'm gonna invite Zelenskyy over to participate
I can't wait to get my Bronze Star for shitting directly on some Republican Congressional representative's desk
It's okay, some of us are gonna get our military honors in a few years also since attempted coups are a "military honor" now The legal legwork and precedence has been set
SHITTIN REGULAR TONIGHT Y'ALL
And you get these Gun Nuts™ that say that an AR-15 is just a "spicy .22" because the round is a similar diameter when infact, and AR-15 is a far more powerful weapon, that infact was designed as a military grade weapon without automatic fire. So, I don't think most people know enough about guns
But media would have to play ring around the narrative on this one and just come up with an "buzzword" that sounds good, hence "Assault Weapon" or "High Powered Assault Weapon"
You know, the whole idea that using firearms for self/home defense is actually a common thing that occurs (it isn't). Fact is, almost next to no firearm involved incidents are a case of self or home defense. So much so that there almost isn't enough data to form statistics on the amount.
I suppose to differentiate between a weapon used for self defense versus one used in an assault with said weapon (not actually sure, but the media would need a placeholder term to please NRA at any rate)
And even more specific, the StG 44 infantry rifle was to be the replacement weapon. It later became a broadly defined umbrella term used to describe ANY selective fire rifle or rifle with ability for selective fire conversion. "Assault Weapon" is some weird shit that modern TV media came up with
Well, if you know where the term "assault weapon" (actually specifically, the term "assault rifle") originated, it originated in purchase orders from German military to the Chancellor (Hitler) to replace worn/obsolete weapons. It was a designation for describing selective fire rifles specifically.
Fun Gun Fact(s): Guns are only useful for damaging/killing. They literally serve no other purpose. They have a binary state. Unloaded and not firing at something or loaded and firing at something. Rifles are actually way less dangerous than pistols, as an aside, but I digress
They'll literally eat a turd from a dog's ass before they will ever seriously legislate gun control against anyone besides a minority group
Metallica, with Alice In Chains and Candlebox as the opener @ former Blockbuster Pavilion
Today I learned that JD Vance has literally never heard of "Christian Science"
At this point dude will just appoint Hunter Hearst Helmsley or Dr. Hannibal Lecter or some shit
Yeah, kinda sad that nobody thought to work as hard as they did to send Joe Biden out to pasture to Trump
There is, but no one wants to have The Big Conversation™
And now for our cover of "A Girl In Trouble is a Temporary Thing" by Romeo Void (without the a)
TWL: Jaxx would smash a girl
Joe Exotic vs Steve Lookner
Or they're just fucking scam artists conning the American people, and in that case, oh well. Hard to have a moral hangup about the separation of morons and their money 🤷🏻♂️
Super weird that people who seem to loathe big government can't seem to unweld themselves from participating in big government. It's almost as if they're incapable of making rational, mature decisions that make sense in the context of anything but ridiculousness
So, he doesn't like the government but doesn't mind participating in the government at the absolute TOP LEVEL that one could possibly do that. You see the issue here, correct?
By the way, Ronald Reagan, also known as "Grandpa Caligula", or "El Gipper" said that Mensa level quote right around the time Iran was busy blowing the ass end out of American frigates, from behind a fucking Presidential podium no less
Then, I hear from the "Right", and bizarrely, Libertarians sometimes as well that Law Enforcement Needs More Money™ For fucking WHAT, exactly? Buddy, the Ventura PD rolled up into Los Angeles so hard people literally thought they were the Marines that Hegseth sent
The issue: Have you actually seen NYPD's annual budget?! I can't imagine much of anything worse than 9/11 happening in NYC so we have so far established that: 1) NYPD's budget is higher than most countries' GDP. And 2) 9/11 still happened IN SPITE OF THIS FACT
I feel like this should be clarified... I am a "Dolly Parton Conservative", and I absolutely think they should defund and REFUND the payments by the taxpayer of the employment OF *some* law enforcement. Context: most of my family are current or former law enforcement officers in multiple states
Like what kind of absolute simpleton shoots a gun around a schoolhouse? What is it, a cowboy movie? 🤣🤣🤣 Bodies flying through the air and shit Bald Eagle America Hoo Rah or whatever
As they should because honestly, I have been to a ton of school campuses and none of them are in an area where someone needs to be firing a weapon under normal circumstances to begin with. And that's in the South where it's rural and people hunt for food 💀
I saw Boards of Canada live and they weren't playing as Boards of Canada
If you see this post a monster
LOL not kicking bamboo with the shins 😭
High Powered Assault Allie
I'd fuck Sting I've done worse idk
6,666 the number of the beans
What now? None of us are getting out of this place alive anyway Eat cheese and be happy 🤘🏼🖤
Ironically, the TL;DR crowd is literally the exact demographic that created AI
Musical artist that influenced you from the beginning? Answer with a GIF
RC and Moon Pie lookin ahh
Bob Evans is even worse LOL
online pants versus soft pants who would win
Yes they did Sexy video! Chino Moreno is a MASSIVE fan of Duran Duran
I hope Trea Turner breaks both of his legs in a freak accident, that's where we're at with the Mets vs Phillies and Chase Utley at present day
Fuck, and it's strong emphasis on the word "Fuck", Chase Utley
They signed up for it. McDonalds is *always* hiring and an unfortunate fact of the world is that 90% of the jobs in USA are inconsequential, entry level service industry jobs. They damn sure don't pay as much as these people are being paid so I am hesitant to feel pity
They signed up to pretend to be Chuck Norris in Delta Force *somewhere* and got "30 days of community service on a chain gang" instead. Sucks to suck, I guess 🤷🏻♂️ People should see what it costs per person to deploy them. Definitely more than DC Police per cop. Over double the price actually
Trash pickup like this is normally reserved for criminals on a chain gang 🤣
Hahahahahaha Trump was like "We're sending you all to clean up the streets" And they envisioned a Rambo movie What Trump meant:
Pop OS runs great but I can't get over how it looks like Fisher Price My First Linux Desktop Distribution
So I have been through every kind of debugging hell there is with the Penguin