Hair and teeth weren’t on the nightstand when count traitor awoke
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Hair and teeth weren’t on the nightstand when count traitor awoke
Shayna rocks! (Go Devils)
Maybe this is the legendary ‘weave’ that blithering moron was talking about. Weaving in and out of consciousness.
Carne asada breakfast tacos? Life is full of tough choices 🤣
Not doing shit today!
I swam near an energy plant once and had golden dookie for 3 full days. I could not stop producing said dookie, for three, full, days. One star/don’t recommend.
Bah
The USD will be worthless. Housing will become more expensive. This is a terrific time to invest in foreign currency.
The divide between our nation of neighbors has never seemed greater. That is an absolute shame.
I will never believe he’s alive until we get a photo of donOld touching the Titanic. Should be a safe venture for the 6’3” adonis
It’s not usually this easy to agree with people on the internet. Hashbrown - Bigasses!
Citizens across the globe violently punch the air upon hearing the abysmal news.
I had too much chili and the right amount of beer. Not too bad.
Rad
One of the best signs I've ever seen Enjoy your Labor Day Weekend
🎼 Please please take him now So I can party all weekend Please please drop dead now So all this shit can end 🎶
Girl, FR!
omfg 💀
Sniffing the grime out of Putin’s panties and suckin’ toes of any foreign dignitaries that are willing to say he’s a special little fella!
We are merely weeks away from South Coast Plaza being the biggest shitshow of parking inadequacy conceived by human!
I can bring rainbows, Mexican flags and beer! Lemme know! #ole!
Fire RFK Jr. now.
Giant drug fueled orgy on their graves sounds fun
*snort
Portugal’s President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa: Trump is "objectively, a Soviet or Russian asset. He functions as an asset." In March, British Conservative Party MP Graham Stuart raised that Trump had been groomed by the Kremlin’s security services over a period of decades.
Pray that your children will be shielded from gunfire during mass? Pray that sky daddy likes your kid a bit more than the dead one 2 feet away? WTF do they even mean?
@daniellakrn.bsky.social you seem like a decent person that also returns shopping buggies. hashbrown / followed
I agree!
Was quite literally offered the vaccine at 3:00 today whilst picking up meds. This seems weirdly foreign and potentially devastating to other areas of our country.
Oasis? The Dallas D without Parsons, ha!! (Yes I’m a tad jealous about the concert, whatever)
“Terrorist is rewarded for treason in the all new season of, American The Shithole”
The audacity to call out their blatant hypocrisy!
Me on free taco day
Congrats! Post Big Buff content to celebrate!
Oh, by all means, let’s totally focus on the 10 commandments in schools. That’ll DEFINITELY work.
Two children died as they sat praying in pews school. Prayers give false hope. Gun laws protect kids.
Live ammo fr
God fucking damn! donOLD supporters are as dumb and inbred ad they are fat and ignorant. It seems harder and harder to believe on a daily basis. You people are shit.
Who’s gonna pay me to take drugs? Asking for myself. No one else. Me only. My drugs my money. LFG!
I’d send that message if I had just recently eaten someone else’s leftover tacos.
Really hoping that NJ makes a roster move or two in the next (checks calander) OMFG training camp for rookies starts in 2 weeks?!?!
Great. Now, I’m starving!!
Water, wine, naps, tiramisu.
Welcome to fuggin Wrexham! 3-2 never a doubt!
I agree with the internet. Any size or shape of the internet is ok with me. Giggity
I grew up in west Texas surrounded by dirt and cow shit. It was common practice to shun and potentially kick the hell out of pedos and woman abusers. Now some of you losers actually vote to put these monsters in positions of power. Voting for criminals equals electing to be a victim of crime.
Everyone should ‘kick’ a little support CK’s direction!
On the left, my warning from September 2024 about what Trump 2.0 would look like. On the right, recent headlines. I wish I'd been wrong. But because Trump is following a classic authoritarian playbook, it’s up to state and local governments to push back on this tyranny while it’s still possible.
Calvin Broadus is a sellout and a wee bit of a bitch. How do I explain that to my poor children?
The guy gets one red card and now he’s despicable enough for politics? (Joking)
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE LYING LIARS & NEWS STINKERS OF FOX "NEWS" SO WE DON'T HAVE TO! IT IS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED BY THOSE OF US WHO VALUE HONESTY, INTEGRITY & DECENCY WHILE ALLOWING US TO CONSUME ACTUAL FACTS WITHOUT THEIR BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUES & ABILITY TO TRIGGER BOUTS OF VIOLENT NAUSEA. 🤮
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My aunt said that donold was protecting us from an impending attack, from the bloodthirsty nation of, FINLAND! It’s not even cute anymore with these goddamn psychos and I’m tired of losing friends and family over an abomination of an administration.
If they could work out a Luke Hughes extension I’d consider them the kings of rock!
The first time i saw Deftones was when they opened for Godsmack in 2001. Terrific show and they haven’t stopped yet!
I would love to go from local PD to the goddamn FBI! Under any human administration this would be considered a very distinguished position to hold. Now? Notsofuckinmuch!!!
Booking a cute lil’ trip to dc. One way.
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The biggest enemy of the trump crime family just happens to be citizens of this country.
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A friend of mine will make individual snack boxes for us when we visit watch sports. Being over 40 is rad!
This sounds like a Quentin Tarantino movie title featuring a lotta action sequences of just feet.
Flying Spaghetti Monster = Trump’s Effort to Evade Epstein Files Scandal.
Can’t justify military occupation without having dangerous civilians walking around with rifles.
Dum libruls ain’t makin me live helthy!
Sometimes you find the right message.
If you haven’t seen or heard Lane you’re missing out! Tinder Live could be sad, hilarious, or, potentially, realllll f’d up. Outstanding!
Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course
What a shitty joke
“Hockey was better before the trapezoid was introduced!” -offensive-minded ghost
*nods in former Special Investigator manner I getchu dawg… it simply be like that from time to time.
First attempt at homemade hummus came out a tad watery. Now I have a personal vendetta against this bitchass food processor! Little shithead!
Fuggin for reals. The atrocities continue to march us directly into a state of desensitization and separation from our own humanity. This cannot go on.
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
Goddamnit 🤣
I wanted to engage in a battle of wits with @minakimes.bsky.social and quickly realized I am thoroughly outgunned. Definitely a knower of things! 💪
Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
We are currently one of the most vulnerable countries on earth. Yay.
Putin told donOLD to stfu about Ukraine. The pivot we are in for, after a million dollars are wasted golfing this weekend, will be extraordinary. I do certainly expect that we may end up as New Moscow soon.
“No tariffs on golden showers”
Outstanding choice
Would be a great day for NJ to sign Luke Hughes.
Epstein and his best client/friend/accomplice/assassin/why the fuck haven’t they released the files!
If Donald Trump negotiates an end to Putin's war on Ukraine without Ukraine having to cede territory, I'll nominate him for a Nobel Peace Prize myself. www.instagram.com/p/DNWgZq8Jh8V/
Gavin Newsom might end up creating a lot of new fans.
I like this random dog more than I like most humans.
If you're not talking to everyone you know, Republican & Democrat about Trump's threat & the importance of standing up for democracy then you are not doing enough to protect this country! Wake up! Get loud. Get proud. We are trying to protect everyone even the Republicans who don't know any better.
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
Rad
Ninja kick to the nads and some fish? I don’t get it.
They should have a boxing match. Just for funsies 😊
Goddamnit I want Futurama legos! Is that too much to ask for?
!!! I usually use windex you animal!
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Kim Davis is a hateful, unlovable loser that needs to stfu. *curtsies
It’s been a boring summer. 🤣
Owen Power to Anaheim for a 1st and two 2nd round picks. @wyshynski.bsky.social good deal for everyone or should I lay off the crack until hockey season starts? 🎙️…
Bah