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hard to punch a punching bag that is out of reach
Just telling people to move out of the way for rolling out the red carpet
I waited too long once and a squirrel took them *all*
...what
cold fusion is not going to fix our typos
accurate also applies to Asia
hey @lennart.0x58ed.com when do we get an nzyme version of this
Space Command to be paid in literal peanuts
It's the year 3027, AI runs everything for the 5 million remaining humans, most them existing in poverty just to maintain the AI for the top 10 trillionaires
2pm: Trump walks up to the podium, unzips his failing body suit and reveals he's a Slitheen
I have an important announcement at 2pm I'm the potus now
Got a nail in my sidewall last week, couldn't patch it. But it was a slow leak so could still drive. Ordered tires from costco, earliest appointment was later today because of holiday. Guess what happened this morning ππ₯
Do they stick you in front of a bullseye and throw the syringe?
A high fiber diet
Bone petite bacon sounds hard on the teeth and not filling at all
This is like @swiftonsecurity.com house except theirs has racks of servers in every room
Obviously one is made out of cold pressed hair extract
I assure you this is what most of us go through as a default / standard Most companies can't afford an identity team
Ex-roomates ideally
Agreed, absolutely amazing I wish it had been stretched out into more seasons
The only place scarier than Facebook is Nextdoor
early draft of wikipedia
RFK Jr chugging these raw like in Rocky
Would have been a good time to bring up Epstein
I'm guessing he doesn't do the grocery shopping
A spy always keeps their secrets
lol. lmao
only if your name is Christopher
that pretty much sums up oauth
Oh oh oauth Oh oh oauth my claims to fame you're lame in this game, nope because you have no scope
hackers ftw
please π
Imagine a kidney with legs
oops he is now neopolitan icecream
What was wrong with that, gatorade has what babies crave, it's got electrolytes
I mean how many *years* have these tenants not paid to rack up that much backpay? And 3 tenants out of how many? Nothing about that makes any sense And absolutely nothing about this is is caused by future rent control
"She is barely able to make her current $3,800 mortgage payment each month and is in the process of evicting three tenants, ...two who owe $40,000 each in back payments and another who owes $29,000" maybe if there was rent control then she'd have tenants that could actually pay??
"Ebony Hannibal still feels threatened. She and other small landlords lack the financial flexibility of the big investment funds that own many apartment buildings." ... "Hannibal has been waiting a year for her lender to refinance her mortgage on her multifamily property in Brooklyn" um ok
wtf is a mom and pop landlord
Not just deskilling experienced engineers, but preventing non-experienced from gaining those skills. As a non-LLM related example, we used to have to get really good with linux cli and grep to analyze logs. The latest generation of analysts are completely reliant on elasticsearch.
I liked that movie π€πΉβ¨
Enterprise wasn't my favorite but it did have some good character development and some fun eisodes Discovery isn't Star Trek, it's some non-trekkie's fever dream
Blizzards just aren't the same as when I was a kid
ipad or iphone or watch or laptop
SCOTUS π€ SCROTUS
lol. lmao
On April 1 post one where all of you is blue, like in the blue man group
Why does the original look like a kidney
I hear ivermectin cures ivermectin poisoning
Just add a spoonfull of starbucks via and you're all set
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on it
wtf
Maybe we should have skipped Pumpkin Spice this year
Christmas is going to be fun this year
jalapeno slices are more energizing
Hype Cycle stage: Trough of Disillusionment π
biscon
Getting rid of qualified immunity would be a plus
he said "distraction"!
If you need to print something and you have plenty of black ink no you don't
This continuing trend of posting a video (youtube, tiktok, instagram etc.) where half of a split screen is just some other person watching the video is SO ANNOYING and they're either under reacting (just dead still) or over reacting (uncontrollable laughter and finger pointing) why WHY
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sell ferengi discs for gold pressed latinum
Even though the produce is grown locally, a lot of the supply chain needed to run a farm is imported (tariffs) and there is a cheap labor shortage (ICE) Plus market rates get realigned across the board as everything gets more expensive (inflation)
sorry, better luck next time you didn't apply
if you're lucky
that's called ambien
Inside you are two wolves
woah
their brains are doing a barrel roll
Exactly that's why we have friends
I just want the potato chips
I want to try one someday that day is not today
tomato juice with clam broth why it exists I have no idea
formerly known as avowed martwitterist
it's clamato
I... still have a bluray player π₯Ί
Indiana Jones and the Receding ΜΆHΜΆaΜΆiΜΆrΜΆlΜΆiΜΆnΜΆeΜΆRainforest
Agreed, and while we're at it, everyone in congress should be on ACA, no special insurance
"This is a perfectly normal thing to do in my culture" I say as I stuff a wad of cash into a used oily bag of chips and discreetly hand it over so nobody knows
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All the new coal power plants will save us
inflation
pos
gross π€’
glow in the dark shrimp cocktail
I think it probably happens to most women at conferences at one point or another which itself is awful since the whole point of the conference is the actual conference but even worse is I guarantee many of those guys are in fact not in open reltrionships
"GPL, MIT or Apache?"
Microsoft just digging that grave while standing in the hole
Bubble is getting closer to bursting.
It's java but with objectionable oriented programming
or in this case half-alive
make plum wine
"I hope this email finds your well,"
Can they countersue
HBONOW