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created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)

In Florida, school kids will have the options between dying of gunshot wounds, and dying of infectious diseases. And they can do both with shitty teeth, since Florida is having fluoride removed from drinking water.

3/9/2025, 7:39:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s when you know a Southern man means bidness.

3/9/2025, 7:04:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a money laundering front.

3/9/2025, 6:59:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Not even this? bsky.app/profile/blue...

3/9/2025, 6:58:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I will say this, you’ve caused me to retract my “only recognizable city flag” statement. DC’s is recognizable as well thanks to the license plate. But you see Chicago’s in every single movie and tv show that is set in Chicago.

3/9/2025, 4:08:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

The DESIGN is older. It wasn’t adopted as DC’s flag until 1938, at which time after 10 or so years of flag-hunting they took Washington’s coat of arms and said “good enough.” Until 1938 DC had no flag. Chicago adopted theirs in 1917. (I’m not a flag nerd….I googled all of this)

3/9/2025, 4:05:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Chicago’s is older and more recognizable. It’s a good flag, it looks good on the license plate, Hopefully it’ll be a good state flag someday, but respectively it’s not Chicago. DC does have the better train.

3/9/2025, 3:51:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Chicago isn’t LA. There’s a reason why Chicago has the only recognizable city flag in the US.

3/9/2025, 2:08:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)

Serious Peacemaker vibes. "I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.” -Peacemaker

3/9/2025, 1:12:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Ma’am, I’m talking about football rivalries. The only aspect of British culture that most Americans could possibly relate to, and find an analogy with, and even then the majority of ours aren’t nearly as old.

2/9/2025, 8:37:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Great point. Americans (of which I am one) like to find a local analogy in order to understand a political issue overseas, when there often isn’t one. Yes, we could find our own equivalent to the North London Derby, *IF* we had two teams that have hated one another since the 90’s. The 1890’s.

2/9/2025, 7:12:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

“This meeting could have been an email” energy. Here I was thinking it was going to be about changing the name to Department of War.

2/9/2025, 6:59:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this about the move of space command from Colorado Springs to Huntsville? I knew it had to have been a favor for Tubberville and Senator Tradwife. I can’t imagine any move that would be as deeply unpopular as moving Space Command from Colorado Springs to….

2/9/2025, 6:56:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ElieNYC (@elienyc.bsky.social) reposted

100 percent

2/9/2025, 4:06:05 PM | 1451 271 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

This surprises nobody who is able to remember him saying something to the effect of “I won’t resign as Secretary of State because I won’t be involved in the election process.”

2/9/2025, 3:57:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

It could mean you’re a Montreal Canadiens fan, which…….

2/9/2025, 1:36:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Except they DO exist in Europe. Where do you think American university students got the idea? Their structure is a little different, but they do exist, and have for centuries. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student...

2/9/2025, 11:43:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

No cuffs. Enjoy your grouse hunt!

2/9/2025, 11:17:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Educated guess, considering he asked God to bless Florida.

2/9/2025, 11:05:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been to Poland twice on business (Gdańsk), and I found the Polish people to be warm and hospitable. You’ll love it there.

1/9/2025, 11:14:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks like the party/assault was in a barn or equipment shed. Wisconsin farmers keep all sorts of weird old shit in such sheds. Sometimes things they set aside meaning to fix and resell later, and 20 years later their kids inherit that junk.

1/9/2025, 10:13:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

1/9/2025, 4:35:23 PM | 6951 1369 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day 🙂

2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign,
2/9/2024, 8:12:56 PM | 10307 2730 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Na na na na na na na na na na Donald’s in the mud, in the mud, Donald’s in the mud! Just like they sang it in Liverpool. youtube.com/shorts/sIBMU...

1/9/2025, 8:30:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Kemp can eat shit. The only correct response is “given that we are in hurricane season, it would be irresponsible of me to deploy the National guard to any location outside of Georgia for any reason short of a national emergency, such as natural disasters.” That’s what my governor NEEDS to say.

1/9/2025, 8:00:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.

1/9/2025, 2:39:25 AM | 15801 3359 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

For that matter, not one single author of ANY of the federalist papers was born in the United States of America.

1/9/2025, 6:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate

31/8/2025, 5:25:26 AM | 6822 778 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

“The agenda is to make your kids empathetic, not gay.” If this is the World Cup, that line in the go-ahead goal scored in stoppage time. Absolute gold.

31/8/2025, 3:49:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a resident of Georgia. I’ve already seen, against my will, multiple commercials advertising Buddy’s run to the US Senate.

31/8/2025, 2:21:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)

What if Sirhan Sirhan was a Terminator-style cyborg sent from the future with orders to kill Robert F. Kennedy to save humanity, but he killed the wrong one?

31/8/2025, 2:18:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted

Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀

30/8/2025, 10:23:01 PM | 11886 2186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Would you like a Baby Ruth?

30/8/2025, 10:50:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok Mr. Clean.

30/8/2025, 10:47:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to check your bio to see what kind of dipshit would tell “an old Texas joke.” Apparently the kind of dipshit who’s from the NE who knows Jack shit about the Arkansas/Texas rivalry. You’re embarrassing yourself. Get bent.

30/8/2025, 10:45:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat shit, twat.

30/8/2025, 10:40:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Your poorly-crafted argument is destroyed by one simple fact: Lee took an oath when commissioned as an officer: I will bear true allegiance to the United States of America. His state citizenship is irrelevant. He took an oath. He violated that oath. He should’ve been hanged.

30/8/2025, 10:17:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you from fucking Texas? No? Then don’t fucking tell Texas jokes. Texas jokes aren’t funny, and they’re even more unfunny when someone infringes on their idiotic “hate Arkansas” gimmick. Especially when it’s someone from the Northeast.

30/8/2025, 10:11:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I know Jack shit about pop culture but I know who Scootet Braun is, and I think Sydney Sweeney is going to end up with a career on Candace Cameron Bure’s “leave room for the Holy Spirit” hallmark style movie network.

30/8/2025, 5:24:43 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly not enough people remember the movie Maximum Overdrive.

30/8/2025, 5:15:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure Trump’s dad lived into his 90’s, but he was fed the souls of children. One brother died at 42, one died at 71. We can hope that he can’t outrun the reaper.

30/8/2025, 3:18:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stonekettle (@stonekettle.bsky.social) reposted

Trans people never stole the entire Social Security database and put every American at risk by uploading their personal information to an unsecure server. But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.

30/8/2025, 1:24:14 PM | 2245 496 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)

They’re going to show him walking across the White House patio looking fit and the country is going to go “awwww” in disappointment like Home Simpson finding out there’s no more donuts.

30/8/2025, 1:16:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s more like a mass prayer to a universal god speaking from all faiths. A massive, “do us a solid, will ya?”

30/8/2025, 1:13:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet in a minor key it sounds like a funeral dirge written by NIN.

30/8/2025, 1:10:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

The thing about Robert E Lee is he should have been executed in front of the gutted husk of a torched Virginia plantation mansion, and that should have been his official portrait, and we should have put it on our money.

29/8/2025, 10:30:09 PM | 2126 467 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Just manifesting. No biggie. Carry on with your day.

30/8/2025, 5:02:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

When the Dems are once again the party in power, they should remove the painting and then burn the fucking thing.

29/8/2025, 6:17:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Georgia elected two Dem senators on the same day. It’d be funny if Iowa had that same opportunity.

29/8/2025, 6:09:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

10 years ago, we would’ve blamed such an irrational action on having a brain tumor.

29/8/2025, 2:46:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely no sign of Schumer being able to stand up out of that chair either.

28/8/2025, 11:51:11 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, I would’ve voted no just based on the entire saga of how he treated his second wife in life and death. J/k my no vote would’ve totally been based on his “I dropped nickels in the garbage disposal” voice.

28/8/2025, 11:47:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s been one of the best cast members in the last few years.

28/8/2025, 11:29:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

In my experience, anybody who uses any form of “cope” is probably the worst type of person. I’d rather listen to Gen Alpha talk about skibidi toilet and yell “six seeeeeveeeen.”

28/8/2025, 1:24:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

This was absolute cowardice. Kennedy didn’t want to vote no because he knew Trump would crucify him. He chose to go against decades of medical training to avoid criticism. Kennedy’s license should be pulled, assuming he kept his updated.

28/8/2025, 1:22:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Folks, I was not a fan of John McCain by any means. But any other president would’ve flown the flag at half-staff for him, regardless of party affiliation. Meanwhile this president is honoring a fucking insurrectionist.

28/8/2025, 11:57:48 AM | 409 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I could be wrong but in those past dark times, nobody ever tried to dismantle the machine of government. If anything, government became more robust to prevent future dark times (bank regulations, worker’s rights, constitutional amendments protecting citizenship etc).

28/8/2025, 11:57:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not talking about my idiot brother or dipshit brother in law, or your jackass relative(s) sharing Facebook memes. I’m talking about Sean Duffy and his “windmills break cars” and Hegseth’s “we are warfighters!” Most of these pricks will be unelectable after this.

28/8/2025, 11:21:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think he’ll quit. I think he’s all-in on this insanity, he’s finally been given a big-boy job that allows him to make the batshit crazy changes he wants to make. Good luck to any Kennedy who ever wants to serve in government again. The first question from reporters will be: “So…Bobby?”

28/8/2025, 11:11:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think it’s that slow. But I celebrate it not only because it is humiliating for him, it’s debasing for those who are propping him up, and when this is over they will have to justify why they allowed it to happen, when they could have stopped it. But yeah I agree with you.

28/8/2025, 11:07:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think you need a medical license. Anybody who has ever had a grandpa, papaw, pawpaw or whetever slowly (or rapidly) mentally circle the drain knows what this is. We’ve seen it, we’ve lived it, the only difference now is instead of mourning it we celebrate it.

28/8/2025, 5:38:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Or, they’re zoned out because they’re walking through a goddamn airport.

28/8/2025, 1:15:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

The second one sounds better, because Tom Clancy was a grumpy asshole. Heard him on a radio interview here in Atlanta and his distaste for fun turned me off from wanting to read any more of his books.

28/8/2025, 1:06:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

One Nation under Tom Clancy’s God, by Kevin M. Kruse

28/8/2025, 1:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure he’s living in Florida Berchtesgaden. The only way he hasn’t had more DNA in him than the current First Lady is if he has a private chef, and even then I wouldn’t take a black light to the jar of mayo.

28/8/2025, 12:57:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

GSU and Emory have $10s of millions in joint venture biomedical research projects (on the GSU campus…my daughter interned in one) researching possible cures for many diseases. Most will be scuttled after this year due to NIH funding cuts. The loss of science research in ATL will be deadly.

27/8/2025, 10:58:16 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not old enough, unless it’s for the state senate.

27/8/2025, 10:31:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I’m saying that if enough assholes exist to give Trump 80MM votes, then it stands to reason there are quite a few assholes that would like your post. “A few people like me, so I must be right” is not an argument.

27/8/2025, 9:26:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

And 80 million people voted for Trump. Dumbasses abound.

27/8/2025, 9:19:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I picked up on what you were TRYING to say. But trying to add a “glint of hope” to a story incoming 2 dead children and many others wounded, you sound insane. Stop doubling down, admit it was a mistake, and maybe delete it.

27/8/2025, 9:15:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Your comment would have come across as less unhinged if you left out the phrase “glint of hope.” As it stands, you sound like an insane person.

27/8/2025, 8:59:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

And this guy. (I think his victims were white but he sure as shit wanted to shoot a Black man that night).

27/8/2025, 8:57:45 PM | 88 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair enough, sorry to ruin it. But if it helps, I can confirm he’s still dead and not spreading his shitty opinions. So we have that going for us.

27/8/2025, 8:55:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

But yes Joe’s is third rate besides NC and Memphis BBQ are better than KC, and having grown up on the shore, local mom and pop seafood is better than contrived branded chain bullshit. Just like how local pizza is better than a chain like Godfather’s. You are making the dumbest fucking arguments.

27/8/2025, 4:56:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re the fucking idiot who is comparing local (Joe’s), regional (Legal) and niche high-end (Morton’s) restaurants to a pizza chain making low-end mass-produced pizza that IS national, but won’t attempt to get into the Northeast because they’ll get curb-stomped.

27/8/2025, 4:54:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I wasn’t aware of that particular joke. I was referring to his even greater achievement of going maskless to the Tulsa rally and dying 4 weeks later.

27/8/2025, 4:09:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

The weirdest one was the last one comparing him to “the American flag and President Roosevelt.” This is why the other brown-nosers wrote down their platitudes, ma’am. Otherwise you say crazy shit when riffing.

27/8/2025, 4:05:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not encouraging violence against these guys, but I’m also not NOT encouraging violence against these guys.

27/8/2025, 1:37:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Do YOU even think? Godfather’s is mass-produced bullshit garbage pizza, just like Pizza Hit, Dominos and Little Caesar’s. The difference is those three can at least open in NJ and stay in business despite the local competition. Godfather’s can’t even get in the same time zone.

27/8/2025, 1:34:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

If it was halfway decent, it would have coast to coast appeal. NJ has the best pizza in the country, but I could tell you where the nearest Pizza Hut and Domino’s were to my hometown. We had Little Caesars, somewhere. There are barely any east of the Mississippi. So yes…third rate. It’s shit pizza.

27/8/2025, 11:48:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like this should be updated to include his final achievement.

27/8/2025, 11:40:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I never heard of Godfather’s Pizza until I left New Jersey. Is there something worse than third-rate? If so they qualify.

27/8/2025, 11:39:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)

Imagine having to take unpaid leave or use vacation days from what might be a well-paying job back home to go to DC in August to pick up trash while wearing BDU’s. Do not ever think for a second Republicans love the military more than Dems.

27/8/2025, 11:31:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

Christopher Prosch campaigned as a Trump conservative for a seat Iowa Republicans have held since 2013. He lost tonight in a landslide to Catelin Drey.

27/8/2025, 3:41:46 AM | 1943 339 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Luckovich (@mluckovich.bsky.social) reposted

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26/8/2025, 6:01:40 PM | 7958 2383 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Waffle House is already maxed out on glory holes?

26/8/2025, 11:09:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Ma’am, you are batshit. He is pointing out that Trump’s propaganda is similar to that found in notorious dictatorship DPRK. This is a fact. And just because you have a degree in “history w/ a side of propaganda” doesn’t make you an expert. My degree is in PoliSci. I’m not a political expert.

26/8/2025, 12:19:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I graduated high school with the Suitcase Murderer. We weren’t friends, but we were friendly. I guess acquaintances. And then she went batshit and murdered her husband. Aaron Rodgers is a FAR greater blemish. 🤣 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanie....

26/8/2025, 12:03:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for that man, that he has to debase himself like that, as he hands Trump a badge that was kept warm by his nuts.

25/8/2025, 4:18:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we all agree that Hegseth and Noem are almost certainly banging?

25/8/2025, 4:14:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Flag Day. I might also do it on the Marine Corps birthday just to see the rage response.

25/8/2025, 4:09:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing has ever made me want to burn an American flag more than this executive order. I might do it on Labor Day weekend, while maintaining eye contact with my Trumper neighbor, the entire time.

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Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I use that phrase because he was never convicted, or even charged, and the woman in question said while they had an affair, and knew one another while she was a teen, the affair didn’t start until she was 21. I don’t believe that, but that was her statement.

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Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how many Hall voters were influenced by the allegation that Clemens may have raped a teenage girl.

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Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

If Barry Bonds pulled a Herschel Walker and praised Trump, he definitely would.

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Profile picture Anthony Michael Kreis (@anthonymkreis.bsky.social) reposted

Military rule is not a fucking stunt. Get real. The president is burning our constitutional order down and Democrats are shrugging it off. This isn’t an opposition party, it’s a group of incompetents. Everyone should just move aside and let @aoc.bsky.social and @raskin.house.gov run the show.

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Profile picture rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m the furthest thing from a Trump fan, so I’m convinced you need to pay far more in taxes.

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Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted reply parent

The safety of the people of Illinois is always my top priority. There is no emergency that warrants the President of the United States federalizing the Illinois National Guard, deploying the National Guard from other states, or sending active duty military within our own borders.

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