rszimm.bsky.social
@rszimm.bsky.social
created November 14, 2024
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rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)
In Florida, school kids will have the options between dying of gunshot wounds, and dying of infectious diseases. And they can do both with shitty teeth, since Florida is having fluoride removed from drinking water.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s when you know a Southern man means bidness.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a money laundering front.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even this? bsky.app/profile/blue...
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I will say this, you’ve caused me to retract my “only recognizable city flag” statement. DC’s is recognizable as well thanks to the license plate. But you see Chicago’s in every single movie and tv show that is set in Chicago.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
The DESIGN is older. It wasn’t adopted as DC’s flag until 1938, at which time after 10 or so years of flag-hunting they took Washington’s coat of arms and said “good enough.” Until 1938 DC had no flag. Chicago adopted theirs in 1917. (I’m not a flag nerd….I googled all of this)
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Chicago’s is older and more recognizable. It’s a good flag, it looks good on the license plate, Hopefully it’ll be a good state flag someday, but respectively it’s not Chicago. DC does have the better train.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Chicago isn’t LA. There’s a reason why Chicago has the only recognizable city flag in the US.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)
Serious Peacemaker vibes. "I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.” -Peacemaker
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Ma’am, I’m talking about football rivalries. The only aspect of British culture that most Americans could possibly relate to, and find an analogy with, and even then the majority of ours aren’t nearly as old.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Great point. Americans (of which I am one) like to find a local analogy in order to understand a political issue overseas, when there often isn’t one. Yes, we could find our own equivalent to the North London Derby, *IF* we had two teams that have hated one another since the 90’s. The 1890’s.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
“This meeting could have been an email” energy. Here I was thinking it was going to be about changing the name to Department of War.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this about the move of space command from Colorado Springs to Huntsville? I knew it had to have been a favor for Tubberville and Senator Tradwife. I can’t imagine any move that would be as deeply unpopular as moving Space Command from Colorado Springs to….
ElieNYC (@elienyc.bsky.social) reposted
100 percent
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
This surprises nobody who is able to remember him saying something to the effect of “I won’t resign as Secretary of State because I won’t be involved in the election process.”
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
It could mean you’re a Montreal Canadiens fan, which…….
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Except they DO exist in Europe. Where do you think American university students got the idea? Their structure is a little different, but they do exist, and have for centuries. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student...
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
No cuffs. Enjoy your grouse hunt!
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Educated guess, considering he asked God to bless Florida.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been to Poland twice on business (Gdańsk), and I found the Polish people to be warm and hospitable. You’ll love it there.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like the party/assault was in a barn or equipment shed. Wisconsin farmers keep all sorts of weird old shit in such sheds. Sometimes things they set aside meaning to fix and resell later, and 20 years later their kids inherit that junk.
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day 🙂
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Na na na na na na na na na na Donald’s in the mud, in the mud, Donald’s in the mud! Just like they sang it in Liverpool. youtube.com/shorts/sIBMU...
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Kemp can eat shit. The only correct response is “given that we are in hurricane season, it would be irresponsible of me to deploy the National guard to any location outside of Georgia for any reason short of a national emergency, such as natural disasters.” That’s what my governor NEEDS to say.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
For that matter, not one single author of ANY of the federalist papers was born in the United States of America.
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
“The agenda is to make your kids empathetic, not gay.” If this is the World Cup, that line in the go-ahead goal scored in stoppage time. Absolute gold.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a resident of Georgia. I’ve already seen, against my will, multiple commercials advertising Buddy’s run to the US Senate.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)
What if Sirhan Sirhan was a Terminator-style cyborg sent from the future with orders to kill Robert F. Kennedy to save humanity, but he killed the wrong one?
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Would you like a Baby Ruth?
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok Mr. Clean.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to check your bio to see what kind of dipshit would tell “an old Texas joke.” Apparently the kind of dipshit who’s from the NE who knows Jack shit about the Arkansas/Texas rivalry. You’re embarrassing yourself. Get bent.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Eat shit, twat.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Your poorly-crafted argument is destroyed by one simple fact: Lee took an oath when commissioned as an officer: I will bear true allegiance to the United States of America. His state citizenship is irrelevant. He took an oath. He violated that oath. He should’ve been hanged.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you from fucking Texas? No? Then don’t fucking tell Texas jokes. Texas jokes aren’t funny, and they’re even more unfunny when someone infringes on their idiotic “hate Arkansas” gimmick. Especially when it’s someone from the Northeast.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I know Jack shit about pop culture but I know who Scootet Braun is, and I think Sydney Sweeney is going to end up with a career on Candace Cameron Bure’s “leave room for the Holy Spirit” hallmark style movie network.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly not enough people remember the movie Maximum Overdrive.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure Trump’s dad lived into his 90’s, but he was fed the souls of children. One brother died at 42, one died at 71. We can hope that he can’t outrun the reaper.
Stonekettle (@stonekettle.bsky.social) reposted
Trans people never stole the entire Social Security database and put every American at risk by uploading their personal information to an unsecure server. But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)
They’re going to show him walking across the White House patio looking fit and the country is going to go “awwww” in disappointment like Home Simpson finding out there’s no more donuts.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s more like a mass prayer to a universal god speaking from all faiths. A massive, “do us a solid, will ya?”
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet in a minor key it sounds like a funeral dirge written by NIN.
A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted
The thing about Robert E Lee is he should have been executed in front of the gutted husk of a torched Virginia plantation mansion, and that should have been his official portrait, and we should have put it on our money.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Just manifesting. No biggie. Carry on with your day.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
When the Dems are once again the party in power, they should remove the painting and then burn the fucking thing.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Georgia elected two Dem senators on the same day. It’d be funny if Iowa had that same opportunity.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
10 years ago, we would’ve blamed such an irrational action on having a brain tumor.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely no sign of Schumer being able to stand up out of that chair either.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I would’ve voted no just based on the entire saga of how he treated his second wife in life and death. J/k my no vote would’ve totally been based on his “I dropped nickels in the garbage disposal” voice.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s been one of the best cast members in the last few years.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
In my experience, anybody who uses any form of “cope” is probably the worst type of person. I’d rather listen to Gen Alpha talk about skibidi toilet and yell “six seeeeeveeeen.”
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
This was absolute cowardice. Kennedy didn’t want to vote no because he knew Trump would crucify him. He chose to go against decades of medical training to avoid criticism. Kennedy’s license should be pulled, assuming he kept his updated.
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Folks, I was not a fan of John McCain by any means. But any other president would’ve flown the flag at half-staff for him, regardless of party affiliation. Meanwhile this president is honoring a fucking insurrectionist.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I could be wrong but in those past dark times, nobody ever tried to dismantle the machine of government. If anything, government became more robust to prevent future dark times (bank regulations, worker’s rights, constitutional amendments protecting citizenship etc).
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not talking about my idiot brother or dipshit brother in law, or your jackass relative(s) sharing Facebook memes. I’m talking about Sean Duffy and his “windmills break cars” and Hegseth’s “we are warfighters!” Most of these pricks will be unelectable after this.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think he’ll quit. I think he’s all-in on this insanity, he’s finally been given a big-boy job that allows him to make the batshit crazy changes he wants to make. Good luck to any Kennedy who ever wants to serve in government again. The first question from reporters will be: “So…Bobby?”
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think it’s that slow. But I celebrate it not only because it is humiliating for him, it’s debasing for those who are propping him up, and when this is over they will have to justify why they allowed it to happen, when they could have stopped it. But yeah I agree with you.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think you need a medical license. Anybody who has ever had a grandpa, papaw, pawpaw or whetever slowly (or rapidly) mentally circle the drain knows what this is. We’ve seen it, we’ve lived it, the only difference now is instead of mourning it we celebrate it.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, they’re zoned out because they’re walking through a goddamn airport.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
The second one sounds better, because Tom Clancy was a grumpy asshole. Heard him on a radio interview here in Atlanta and his distaste for fun turned me off from wanting to read any more of his books.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
One Nation under Tom Clancy’s God, by Kevin M. Kruse
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure he’s living in Florida Berchtesgaden. The only way he hasn’t had more DNA in him than the current First Lady is if he has a private chef, and even then I wouldn’t take a black light to the jar of mayo.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
GSU and Emory have $10s of millions in joint venture biomedical research projects (on the GSU campus…my daughter interned in one) researching possible cures for many diseases. Most will be scuttled after this year due to NIH funding cuts. The loss of science research in ATL will be deadly.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not old enough, unless it’s for the state senate.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I’m saying that if enough assholes exist to give Trump 80MM votes, then it stands to reason there are quite a few assholes that would like your post. “A few people like me, so I must be right” is not an argument.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
And 80 million people voted for Trump. Dumbasses abound.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I picked up on what you were TRYING to say. But trying to add a “glint of hope” to a story incoming 2 dead children and many others wounded, you sound insane. Stop doubling down, admit it was a mistake, and maybe delete it.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Your comment would have come across as less unhinged if you left out the phrase “glint of hope.” As it stands, you sound like an insane person.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
And this guy. (I think his victims were white but he sure as shit wanted to shoot a Black man that night).
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair enough, sorry to ruin it. But if it helps, I can confirm he’s still dead and not spreading his shitty opinions. So we have that going for us.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
But yes Joe’s is third rate besides NC and Memphis BBQ are better than KC, and having grown up on the shore, local mom and pop seafood is better than contrived branded chain bullshit. Just like how local pizza is better than a chain like Godfather’s. You are making the dumbest fucking arguments.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re the fucking idiot who is comparing local (Joe’s), regional (Legal) and niche high-end (Morton’s) restaurants to a pizza chain making low-end mass-produced pizza that IS national, but won’t attempt to get into the Northeast because they’ll get curb-stomped.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I wasn’t aware of that particular joke. I was referring to his even greater achievement of going maskless to the Tulsa rally and dying 4 weeks later.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
The weirdest one was the last one comparing him to “the American flag and President Roosevelt.” This is why the other brown-nosers wrote down their platitudes, ma’am. Otherwise you say crazy shit when riffing.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not encouraging violence against these guys, but I’m also not NOT encouraging violence against these guys.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Do YOU even think? Godfather’s is mass-produced bullshit garbage pizza, just like Pizza Hit, Dominos and Little Caesar’s. The difference is those three can at least open in NJ and stay in business despite the local competition. Godfather’s can’t even get in the same time zone.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
If it was halfway decent, it would have coast to coast appeal. NJ has the best pizza in the country, but I could tell you where the nearest Pizza Hut and Domino’s were to my hometown. We had Little Caesars, somewhere. There are barely any east of the Mississippi. So yes…third rate. It’s shit pizza.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like this should be updated to include his final achievement.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I never heard of Godfather’s Pizza until I left New Jersey. Is there something worse than third-rate? If so they qualify.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)
Imagine having to take unpaid leave or use vacation days from what might be a well-paying job back home to go to DC in August to pick up trash while wearing BDU’s. Do not ever think for a second Republicans love the military more than Dems.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
Christopher Prosch campaigned as a Trump conservative for a seat Iowa Republicans have held since 2013. He lost tonight in a landslide to Catelin Drey.
Mike Luckovich (@mluckovich.bsky.social) reposted
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Waffle House is already maxed out on glory holes?
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Ma’am, you are batshit. He is pointing out that Trump’s propaganda is similar to that found in notorious dictatorship DPRK. This is a fact. And just because you have a degree in “history w/ a side of propaganda” doesn’t make you an expert. My degree is in PoliSci. I’m not a political expert.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I graduated high school with the Suitcase Murderer. We weren’t friends, but we were friendly. I guess acquaintances. And then she went batshit and murdered her husband. Aaron Rodgers is a FAR greater blemish. 🤣 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanie....
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social)
Jesus Christ this is embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for that man, that he has to debase himself like that, as he hands Trump a badge that was kept warm by his nuts.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we all agree that Hegseth and Noem are almost certainly banging?
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Flag Day. I might also do it on the Marine Corps birthday just to see the rage response.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing has ever made me want to burn an American flag more than this executive order. I might do it on Labor Day weekend, while maintaining eye contact with my Trumper neighbor, the entire time.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I use that phrase because he was never convicted, or even charged, and the woman in question said while they had an affair, and knew one another while she was a teen, the affair didn’t start until she was 21. I don’t believe that, but that was her statement.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how many Hall voters were influenced by the allegation that Clemens may have raped a teenage girl.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
If Barry Bonds pulled a Herschel Walker and praised Trump, he definitely would.
Anthony Michael Kreis (@anthonymkreis.bsky.social) reposted
Military rule is not a fucking stunt. Get real. The president is burning our constitutional order down and Democrats are shrugging it off. This isn’t an opposition party, it’s a group of incompetents. Everyone should just move aside and let @aoc.bsky.social and @raskin.house.gov run the show.
rszimm.bsky.social (@rszimm.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m the furthest thing from a Trump fan, so I’m convinced you need to pay far more in taxes.
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted reply parent
The safety of the people of Illinois is always my top priority. There is no emergency that warrants the President of the United States federalizing the Illinois National Guard, deploying the National Guard from other states, or sending active duty military within our own borders.