I want him to stroke out so that all he can do is watch TV, and he sees constant video of people wildly celebrating that he's suffering. That one guy mooning the camera? Yeah that's me.
I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error.
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I want him to stroke out so that all he can do is watch TV, and he sees constant video of people wildly celebrating that he's suffering. That one guy mooning the camera? Yeah that's me.
BREAKING: US Army tanks will start getting classy gold touch-ups and luxurious patio umbrellas as part of a plan to increase warfighting lethality. Ted Nugent receives research contract to make tanks less squeaky.
I have never seen anyone get pummeled for so long by so many people, and respond with nothing better than NO U.
"Many, many experts have told me the same thing"--no doubt with tears in their eyes.
The most predictable about-face ever.
His response ranks up with Stinky's deposition where he said that Carrol "uh-loved it" when he raped her and she found it "very s-s-s-s-s-sexy." Contemptible, transparent, evil liar.
Holy shit. Cassidy is one of the biggest orange asslickers around, as he demonstrates here. So if *he's* trying to stick a knife in Bearcub Jr., seems clear the guy is about to be moved to "ambassador."
He will never have the right. He may have the lawless, unconstitutional opportunity. Never the right.
Yesterday was another historic first. No president with such a comically small, misshaped penis has ever before used military assets to try to scare off a group of women talking about the pedo files his name is all over. I nominate him for the Nobel Diaper Clown Prize.
I'll send him $15 if he goes today. Payment to be made *after* he has..."gone to heaven." An extra $5 if the journey is especially painful. (Psst. I won't actually pay. Don't tell him.)
I'm already a drooling idiot, so it's safe for me.
I've invented the Skylark Curve. It shows % of people who think he's dead rising, then plunging back down to zero, rising again etc. Eventually the graph shoots up to 70% and stays there. Slowly rises to 100% as the cult dies off.
I'm almost surprised he didn't order a cruise missile strike on them, claiming they were a Venezuelan gang.
I think their shock was partly Putin giving orders to Stinky on how he will help, and Stinky being all yes sir right away sir whatever you say sir.
Consider this an advance notice of what he intends to do at home. "Do all these things I want, blue state, or I'll start dropping cruise missiles on 'gang members'".
Eventually they'll be recorded dragging brides and grooms to the ground, snatching infants from the priest's arms at the baptismal well, tackling grieving relatives at funerals.
Announcing that the Death Cage for the UFC fight on the White House lawn will be spray-painted gold, with flames and dragons and shit.
The National Guardners
The trouble is that however much I put out, all the critters/birds swoop in and clean it up pronto. My experience with crows and jays is that, once they "adopt" you, they'll yell for you when they want food. Until then, though, they have no reason to turn up. But I keep trying!
I've only seen crows once in the two years we've lived here. There were half a dozen in a maple tree in back, yelling their heads off. I tossed some peanuts and corn out, hoping to notify this was a good place for them. They ate, but haven't been back.
When I went out to go for a walk this morning, a red tail was sitting in the crab apple tree in the front yard, watching my bird feeders. He flapped off when he saw me. I've seen him try to score a meal there before; no successes yet. The little ones are sharp.
My dad had good pay, great benefits, job security thanks to a union. FAUX convinced him, once he was retired, that all unions were bad and cared only about "greed." He never tried to teach me about life or really anything at all. And yet I got some important lessons from him. Happy Labor Day.
The Lionel Hutz of presidential oratory
Is he dead? Yes: Then release the Epstein files No: Then release the Epstein files
I was Den Adjutant to a Cub Scout Den led by my mother. The year was 1972. I had a braided thing I wore over my Webelos shirt as a badge of my rank. You WILL refer to me as Den Adjutant Skylark.
On June 6, 1944, the beaches of Normandy were choked with weeds, brambles, and litter. And the carjackers! You could hardly drive your Dodge RAM a hundred yards before some punk blocked you with a rainbow-colored crosswalk.
The unvaccinated kid is engaged with the world, and deeply curious about things like heroin, and dead bear cubs, and is always pulling witty pranks like getting high on heroin and leaving dead bear cubs in Central Park. You never see vaccinated kids do that!
I can't decide which of the three in that video I most want to be.
He was spotted driving the limo
Hegseth to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of Totally Badass Warfighting and Four Seasons Landscaping
I don't believe in diagnosis at a distance, but the thought of him being whittled down piece by piece would be sweet poetic justice.
He's telling us he'll be dead soon
Fascist thugs. Not even slightly an exaggeration. The cop who kicked him should spend a long stretch in prison.
If I lived there, I'd try to organize a couple hundred people to all show up with colored chalk and start drawing on the sidewalk around that corner. E.g., "DESANTIS IS A PAB." By all means, dorks, clog up the courts with cases that will all get dropped.
RW pundits make it sound like the left is "giddy" with "rumors" that Stinky is dead. LOL no. We're throwing more "we can't wait till you're dead" at him. Apparently King Shitstain is golfing today. I'm going back to coaching my rowing team: STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!
I hope each of these Nazi goons undergoes awful, painful, traumatizing things. I hope they feel helpless to stop it, and then despairing that they will never heal.
You talk as if this is a normal situation. We are in the middle of a coup. There are wealthy white nationalists/evangelicals/whatever in the shadows who think *they* are the power. There is the sweaty dingbat cult. Without their backing, Vance is toast.
Stephen Miller, one of the world's foremost experts on natural light, is working hard to restore his credibility as someone who is not a blind mole rat that spends its life in dank caves feeding on dead blind mole rats
Stephen Miller, one of the world's foremost experts on pleasing women, is working hard to restore his credibility as a husband whose wife didn't run off with the world's creepiest broligarch
Stephen Miller is working hard to restore the credibility of the Spray-On Hair for Men Club as an organization committed to actual, real hair growth
Yes, you Nazi punk shit, you have a choice. The choice you made is to abduct people for money. Tell your "we go after gangs" shit to people and show them this video of you abducting a mom from her porch. Show it to your mom and ask what she thinks.
Some people have nothing better to do than drop out of the sky and piss on random people for no reason whatsoever
It's almost like being a smarmy condescending asshole doesn't resonate with the constituents you're screwing over.
It's because they know Stinky will be dead soon. So the entire government is now his personal Make-A-Wish Foundation. Meanwhile I'm making wishes of my own.
Republicans and other American Nazis jerk off with joy. They're finally killing PBS.
I have no explanation for something like this except that history has shown previous cycles of what can only be described as mass psychosis
A rare source of schadenfreude these days is seeing absurdly wealthy dorks who think they're the most alpha of alpha males mocked, humiliated and bullied by a senile stupid child in a diaper.
I predict that when consequences start rolling in for ICE, it will say, "Hey, you can't *prove* these were really ICE agents. Masks. No badges. No IDs. No warrants. How do you *know* it was ICE?"
19 days later: Goons are arresting members of teams fighting forest fires. Open war has been declared on this year's COVID vaccine.
I can imagine no better form of poetic justice that Stinky calling 911 because there's a fire at his shitty resort, and just as the firefighters arrive, ICE swoops in and arrests them all, as Stinky watches his shitty resort burn to the ground.
One way to combat fires would be to drop lawless masked thugs on them until the flames are smothered.
I won't give Alford credit for much, but I concede that he stood there and took it. He didn't have goons drag the guy out, he didn't shout him down, he didn't run away. Maybe this is a straw in the wind. Maybe not.
Yes, you can get your clown cabinet to gush imaginary crap about how great you are, same from the toadies at your golf clubs, and maybe some will still cheer at the hillbilly rallies. Go anywhere else and you will get loud boos and chants of "EPSTEIN!"
The driver dreams of a better future, when he's trapped on the speeding treadmill outside his apartment in the sky.
I lost Maggie nine years ago and I still miss her every day. I lost Rusty last October and I still miss him every day. I know how you feel.
He planted disinformation in the NYT and used that story to justify a bloody oil war. He created an offshore illegal prison where torture was used and people held for years without charge. He used tax rebates (bribes) to pump up sagging poll numbers.
Not only that. I'd bet that her reaction was "In your FACE, bitch!" rather than "I wish there'd been some other way." A person who poses grinning in front of a slave prison is a sadistic brute.
That's the weirdest bass boat I've ever seen
...but if he really were on the brink of death, there would be a furious struggle for power. Vance, Miller, Rubio, Patel, Vought, others. When they start trying to shove knives into each other, then I'll be confident that the word is out he's at death's door. Until then, we're only speculating.
I watched most of that. It contains only assertions, no new facts. It cites "doctors" without naming them, or providing details of medical diagnosis. Nobody wants that fat turd to die immediately more than I do...
Tens of thousands dragged from cars and sent to slave prison with no due process by masked thugs with no ID or warrant. Many have legal status, some are *citizens*. And your "this is too much" moment is a powerful rich white man having his home raided. "This is too much" was MONTHS back.
Wow. I consider myself pretty eloquent, especially when I'm good and mad, but this...I stand in awe. "Prize hog at a county fair" made me laugh out loud.
ah-yup
The Romans held up a sponge to Jesus on the cross, and he licked it, spat it out, and cried, Mr. Pibb? MR. PIBB?!? What is this, Alabama?!?
Lo, the Israelites feasted on tacos, for it was a Tuesday. And there was great rejoicing. The High Priest cried out, drop the chalupa, but everybody gave him a big wedgie. And there was great rejoicing again.
Neither Patel nor Bongino have any qualifications for their jobs. That is true. But this "babysitter" was brought in to dampen Bongino's demands that the Epstein files be made public. Their goal is to turn the FBI into a hit machine. They won't tolerate qualified people.
I am weary of seeing lawless thugs described as "law enforcement." They are the exact opposite of law enforcement. They are on a level with home invaders, kidnappers and bank robbers. Except they have a stinking turd in the White House protecting them.
It's good to see someone make a straightforward post instead of a shameless plug, another outlet for their current product.
And you roll out the red carpet for the "uncontrollable neighbor", and dance with excitement as he approaches, and a military flyover in his honor, and you hold a "press conference" that is mostly him saying whatever he wants to say while you blink like a sleepy reptile.
The rhythm makes me think of "I am evil ho-MER!" But a person would have to be crazy to name a file that.
Getting home from therapist. Looking in mirror. Digging out scissors. "I'll do it myself." *snip snip* "OW! My cerebellum!"
Your rhymes I must salute at once. They make me feel just like a dunce. I wish I'd dreamt them up, I do, But lately, brain's a soggy goo.
The fact that this warped freak has any say whatsoever in DC tells me that our democracy has Stage 4 cancer, and she is one of the tumors.
Are you rolling frantically on the carpet, then zooming around the house?
Tossing a sandwich: Hardcore felony Raping a kid: Don't ask, don't tell
It's like the colloidal silver thing, which turns you blue instead of insane. People get dumb ideas.
In case you've never seen this movie, the GQP goes ahead and does it, and CA/the Dems back off, and/or SCOTUS steps in and says, TX can do it and CA can't because reasons.
I walk past a hotel and people on the 12th floor balcony start laughing at my autocorrect fails.
It sent me a photo with its door partly open and I swear you can see the crisper drawer and everything!
I've been through it twice, nine years ago and last October. I miss them both terribly. I'm glad they were both part of my life.
I can make a variety of casseroles for the potluck dinners. They all have different names, but full disclosure--they all look and taste pretty much the same. Still, I pride myself on not using Velveeta unlike some people LOOKING AT YOU MRS. THURMAN.
Update: jogged my memory. Started in a very public show, had to be moved to obscure location because it was so popular. Became more popular than ever. Meanwhile "Nazi" art exhibit was empty. Hitler was furious. This story is in "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich."
The "degenerate" exhibition was held in an inconvenient location with little publicity. It had to be closed quietly sometime later because it drew constant crowds of people who wanted to see the masterpieces. It was very embarrassing for Goebbels.
OK sure but why can't he also get Stalingrad in the deal? What's the worst that can happen in trying to capture Stalingrad?
I agree with you; it's what I noticed as I watched the ad. In the age of Sinema and Fetterman, this is disturbing. The question I ask is: how likely is it that, at the very least, his views on policy will be better than the smarmy "we all die" Ernst? Extremely likely, is my conclusion.
Bury the nut at spot A. No wait, spot B. No--spot C. This is PERFECT. Nope. D is better. OK back to A. I was right the first ti--You know what, I'll just eat it now. (Actual observed behavior.)
He tried to rent out all of Venice like an amusement park so that he could marry his plasticized Real Doll. The perspective he needs is being broke and working for Amazon in a warehouse for several years. Let's see how long Barbie sticks with him then.
If I try to imagine just one year from now, I have no idea what to expect. He's dead? Citizen rage forces fascists to back off? Martial law and mass executions? Internet and press shut down? Election cancelled? Moon spray-painted gold?
Yeah but I want the last scene of the movie.
I still find it difficult to assess--do they believe what they say? Are they murderous psychopaths? Or do they try to make America "healthy" by letting the "weak" die, with a bonus of no SS or Medicare for the dead? It makes *me* feel crazy trying to ponder it.
I very much doubt that Cankles McDiaper is capable of anything.
Eyes in the headlights wide shut
She is much more polite than I would have been and I commend her. I'm not sure I agree with her that "calm conversation" will work with someone who runs a business with a huge confederate flag flying from his truck.
Thank you
The link is to a 29-page victim impact statement, not a transcript of the deposition.
You can't build a reactor on a planet made of cheese!
Oh, I assure you, I know my Yeats.
Two words: yellowcake uranium. Publishing WH lies is part of NYT's business model.