Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
How come DeSantis isn't pummeled shapeless daily? Almost everyone despises him and has a visceral urge to punch his lights out.
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How come DeSantis isn't pummeled shapeless daily? Almost everyone despises him and has a visceral urge to punch his lights out.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
For some reason, far-right ghouls and bloodthirsty grifters are afraid of the obese coynte. No one fears J6 Vance.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Unnecessarily wholesome.
Ms. Kevin (@kkalmes31.bsky.social) reposted
@LePapillonBlu2 Maya We are living in the dumbest timeline in human history. 😳
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they bring the infuriating bleeps with them. A swearing Colbert just isn't fucking acceptable.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Imagine the staggering amount of American shit and fuckery we would know about if journalists were able to report objective facts without being targets and victims of far-right "patriots".
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
In today's America, social security and democracy are as real as homeopathy.
This Cranky Old Geezer Opposes Fascist Oligarchs (@bhamilton001.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Joe Biden is far healthier than our democracy at this point.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
I'd love to know how many fashy fuckers just soiled themselves. "But mom, people will mock and humiliate me for the rest of my life."
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Brilliance.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Most of us Europeans despise the cunt in ways few Americans could fathom.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Not evil enough. Rather him than the countless inevitable victims of his extraordinary ghoulishness around the world.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
38 seconds of undiluted heinousness. This wouldn't make much sense even if those treasonous ghouls' families were held hostage.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Occasionally, far-right fuckers achieve something important.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
The legacy of Andrew Fuckface Wakefield.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
My favourite response.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Sometimes my feed offers hilariously scathing post contiguity. Kudos for the laughs from Finland, @roxanegay.bsky.social and @adamkinzinger.substack.com 🍻
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's the Snyder Cut.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Another notably funny post of today. Managing to cram that many thoughtful jokes into a two-minute roast selfie is laudable, especially when so many of them are too clever to be recognised by their targets.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
This is easily the funniest Bsky post I've seen in days. If only everything those ghoulish goblins humiliate themselves with was as easy to laugh at.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
A Finn here. A cold comfort, perhaps, but the dangerously deranged dickhead is globally vomworthy. Sometimes there's just not enough vomit in the world.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump stans think their Punisher skulls refer to him, Frank Castle. Instead, they refer to the name's anagram that describes Trump, Cankle Farts.
Truth Social(ist) (@twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t want to see his medical records; I want to see his death certificate.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Somewhere between HP Lovecraft and Terry Pratchett. I belong here.
mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted
self awareness should be added to multi-vitamins
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Tiny Satans 🤘
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Brilliantly put.
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
Truth Art! #arresttrump #art
NewsCurrentNow (@newscurrentnow.com) reposted
We’re watching an entire political party actively protect the single most infamous sex-trafficking operation of our time. This isn’t just silence—it’s complicity at the highest level.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Make a movie mildly inappropriate: The Men Who Stare at Goatse
Bluesky Fanatic (@blueskyfanatic.bsky.social) reposted
Negating white supremacy and nationalism in the local neighbourhood! Gotta love the ingenuity. ====================================
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
i love this journey for her
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Maybe his handlers stopped letting him use ties, not knowing how tight he'd accidentally go. One well-timed spasm could be historic.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Coincidentally, Gopshites will legalize killing women in DC for a day.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
If DeSantis ever writes a memoir and Dems manage to dethrone the coynte, be sure to highlight this fuckery by banning his shit while he rots in a prison he has visited for torture peep shows.
Hart Cunningham (@hpsc24.bsky.social) reposted
8/24/25💡Independence Day, Kharkiv, ignoring constant danger for one evening of singing🙏🇺🇦🙏
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
ICE would welcome trafficking tips from a legend. Disappearing and selling people with basic Dean Cain knowledge isn't easy.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd say all the embarrassing tat they'll use is looted from some place Trump's tariffs have destroyed, but they still pretend the shit's worth tens of millions... and transfer the money to dear leader's bank account.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
P.S. The untrained gestapo are ordered to mainly target the pigmented ones who dare attend the World Cup next year.
slynnw.bsky.social (@slynnw.bsky.social) reposted
I read somewhere, if marriage benefited women, it would have been taken away from us by now.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to hear Lucy Beaumont roast Curtis Yarvin on stage. It'd go Philomena Cunk one way or another.
Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Congrats, ICE coyntes. You made a lifelong antitheist respect quite a few god-botherers.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE Age
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
When the American Nuremberg trials finally start, Stone and Parker should appear as character witnesses. "Unlike every Republican colleague of theirs, you depicted the war criminals accurately as their kamikaze imbecility grew more perilous. You kept poking them until the final prod off the cliff."
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Soon, companies in the countries whose leaders are in cahoots with Trump will be told to move their manufacturing to the States at gunpoint.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Soon, RFK Jr. responds, tells us that not having plague is woke.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
That tiny-looking weapon is actually a pump-action shotgun.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
This is certainly one of the ultimate ones. Reminds me of my best friend and her fatal accident. The way too early demise of the composer makes this even more devastating. Here I weep, once again, just to contribute to an interesting little internet conversation. You're welcome.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
The amusing thing about this clip's thumbnail is how she looks like the liquifying Kristi Noem visage in South Park.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
The Smithsonian, soon the world's most famous museum curated by far-right fortune tellers.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
I don't know who that Cherno fella is, but the way they think fascinates me.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Abbott articles keep reminding me of this 'Mac and Me' clip. With any luck, Gruesome Greg's plunge will be more humiliating.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Finally, Marjorie Taylor Greene material that wouldn't be impossible to masturbate to.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope all their neighbors are pissed off antifa folks.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Everything in their archives worth any money will make Trump richer, one way or another.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Feels weird to understand the guy.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Or, to the person or entity that finally annihilates Trump.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
'The Founders of This New Development Say You Must Be White to Live There' The link opens the NYT article about an Arkansan white supremacist community without that irksome paywall. We need one more season of 'Ozark' so we can at least watch fictional shitting on this festering racist plague.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Who with any intelligence, empathy, or pigment on their skin would even want to live next to such supremacist coyntes? A silver lining of sorts: Local antifa nerds have no need for detective work when they start hunting those Nazis, their location is already known.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
It will not be Trump but the entity taking him down that earns the Nobel prize he's obsessed with.
Christian Petersen (@iwantyoustudio.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
The least disappointing video I've seen in days.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheer brilliance. Is she the first one or does chicken jockeying run in your family?
Drew Harwell (@drewharwell.com) reposted
Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
One should always carry some version of this timeless classic with them just in case they happen to witness this kind of fuckery. Also, Yakety Sax.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd say he just missed RUS.
Actual names (@actualnames.bsky.social) reposted
Merry Kuntz United States, Census, 1920
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
Helsinki's Hellacopters stans Rokets a few weeks ago. There's nothing really wrong with the records, but holy shit their stage action is sheer brilliance.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
Is Obama the first undefenestrated adversary of Vlad ever?
Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) reposted
Just for those who may be a little confused: This is how an American president should treat Putin.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
If Trump deserves one, Rittenhouse deserves two.
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
Well done, Alaska.
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted
Dr. Yael Harrari receiving diploma at Tel Aviv University’s School of Medicine graduation. Shirt says: first do no harm, and harm is crossed out and it says GENOCIDE
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, he'd be incoherent even without the socks.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
That "may" looks adorably optimistic.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
After an amazingly warm moment like this, I'm able to doomscroll for hours.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
A Finn here. Sorry, Bill, you don't. You're lucky if the ability to form and understand coherent sentences isn't outlawed for being woke antifa propaganda by the end of the year.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social)
I like the term 'presence patrol' as it makes the miserable pillocks sound like potentially dangerous yet humiliated NPCs.
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
If I only heard this, I'd wonder what shit shrooms the artists were while recording the screeches. Seeing those weirdos in action elevates the stuff to something else.
Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted
“First, I’d like to say how excited we both are to be here with you this morning.”
Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
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Sami VTT (@samivtt.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the bare minimum. Those cunty creeps are hardly bothered if you call them a pedophile, so verbal abuse clearly isn't enough. In any case, humiliating them should be done as loudly as possible, so potential fellow bullies witnessing it think twice before joining in.