The best thing Kevin Sorbo has done lately is set up some master class dunking by Lucy Lawless.
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The best thing Kevin Sorbo has done lately is set up some master class dunking by Lucy Lawless.
She could resign about it.
He’s also covering for himself because he’s a child rapist.
I’ve taken dumps that would be better presidents than Trump. Actual human feces could do his job better than Trump.
Room? Let that motherfucker live in a hallway.
Best we can do is zero. Reality is deep in the negatives.
If my options as a guardian are 1) get out or 2) move to Alabama, I’d get out.
So it wasn’t a shithole 80 years ago.
I bet it’s just the department of defense into department of war thing Dump and Hogshit have been blabbing about.
Fake news. He’s dead.
Man, just think what a hit Krylon stock is going to take when that turd leaves the White House.
It could be Epstein, or it could just be the old conservative standard: deregulation.
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Napoleón Dynamite and Dwight Schrute are the same person.
BRING BACK LOWER DECKS.
Because the owners of those organizations want the republicans to be in charge so they bury stories that might hurt them.
Because Trump is dead lol.
I assume he was drunk, was he driving?
Fake news. He’s dead. Why is that MAGAt making up fake stories when Dump is dead?
Champagne.
Maybe that comp ay shouldn’t have hitched it wagon to a convict who has bankrupted multiple businesses. Jack Daniel’s sucks anyway.
At least an AIO is a relatively inexpensive and easy fix.
Secret of Monkey Island nudges Sam and Max out of #1 for me.
Trump always writes and talks like he’s playing that Poetry for Neanderthals game and he’s losing points for each word that’s more than one syllable.
Does “Kari lake” just kind of mean “fuck up in a stupid way” to anyone else, or just me?
They know he’s a thin skinned man-child who demands flattery. Because he demonstrates it every day.
He’s always been a bloated, orange, piece of shit. I don’t see any difference.
There’s nothing wrong with that twerp that 15-20 years in jail won’t cure.
Was it his own?
Thanks for the extra tax MAGA!
Is that Ron Jeremy?
Maybe a guy who eats roadkill isn’t the best choice for health secretary. That feels kind of obvious now that I’ve typed it out.
He’ll never find a big enough one while he’s alive. Maybe if he had a massive coronary and died I’d be distracted for a little while. I’m game to find out.
Where did they find ground beef for $6 a pound?!
I’d give him $5 if he punches himself in the dick.
But the orange man says solar panels will make the birds gay or some other thing that totally makes sense.
Now it’ll be a black site.
I don’t think this is “the Air Force giving her honors” as much as “some Lt Col decided this was not the battle to lose his/her career over”
The kids are probably weirded out because he looks like one of those gross close-ups from SpongeBob in real life.
The kids are probably worried because he looks like one of those gross close-ups from SpongeBob in real life.
I don’t think you can serve in a conservative administration if you have any empathy.
I’m sorry. 😢. They are pretty good.
They probably figured if he was talking about shooting some place up that it was another MAGA conservative.
Their food will still be mediocre and cold. Cracker Barrel is only for those too cowardly to go to Waffle House.
Vanilla Taliban
She had clearly worked for Putin for a while now, why would anyone be blindsided?
They’re probably being negative because people like you do go there.
lol at that distillery council weasel “this industry should be immune to trade wars”. That sentence right there tells me he’s a trumper. I hope he loses his job.
Is it cognitive dissonance or just plain old stupidity?
This pic makes it look like one side of his face is slowly melting off of his skull.
So why is their stock still $350 a share? They’ve been dropping sales all year.
Your “wall of shame” is missing a few important faces. Timothy McVeigh probably foremost.
Why are MA and RI both listed as 9th safest state?
Trump forgot who they were because he has the cognitive ability of an old pear, and MAGA is confused because Trump spends so much time complaining because Taylor Swift is more popular than he is.
That’s still a veteran, he served and got an honorable discharge. I don’t play that “veteran gatekeeping” nonsense.
Like a little lying cabbage patch doll. If that dork was really a marine, he knows how WWII ended.
It’s his nickname, yeah, but do you think that racist turd has ever eaten something as ethnic as a taco?
Why does his fingernail show through the glove?😫
How is telling the truth unhinged? Has it really been that long since MAGA saw the truth that they’re now afraid of it?
I thought he hated participation trophies?
Drought leading to the lowest herd numbers in decades and tariffs on imported beef adding even more pressure.
“He was a guy who rapped and smoked weed and seemed cool, but it turned out he was kind of an asshole, which shouldn’t have been a surprise, really”
I suspect she has a level of sociopathy high enough that she’d be 100% ok with a kid getting killed because of her false allegations, as long as she got on the news to talk about it.
What has Harvard done, exactly?
Everyone’s political career dies, Joni.
No one has ever said that. Not even the sock puppets that talk in his head have ever said that.
Trump sucks ass, but this doesn’t have anything to do with him and his garbage administration. A couple people a year get diagnosed with bubonic plague in the American west. It’s endemic in one of the little critters there.
What the fuck is he talking about?
The fact that they tried grand juries 3 TIMES and still couldn’t get a felony charge for that lady in VA tells me a fair bit too.
Why are you platforming that idiot?
And their opinion about someone else’s impending marriage is still irrelevant.
What do those cities have to do with an engagement announcement? Nothing.
I’m mostly surprised that sleeping with children is still illegal in OK. They seem to be taking a more “talibanical” approach to a lot of things.
Wouldn’t it depend on what kind of “bad GM” you’re dealing with too?
What power does Oklahoma have to revoke certifications from other states?
Good for them! MAGAs reaction is irrelevant.
They should embalm that ear and display it at the Smithsonian.
Maybe they’re just really really late in being worried about COVID.
Mississippi is the worst state in the union by almost any metric, but I fear this will be more and more common throughout red states.
Because Trump doesn’t care about actually solving any “problems”, he cares about having a spectacle over the “problems”.
If he’s in prison can’t they put him on a diet? It takes a lot of food to maintain 660 lbs.
It’s nicer than they deserve. And much nicer than they would let us have, given the choice.
Well, you did something wrong because I’m an ugly man.
Good for him. If the media is just gonna twist whatever you say to make Trump look good, say nothing at all. Don’t give them any soundbites.
(Oriental trading).
Throw it on the pile.
Trump looks like 10 pounds of shit stuffed into a 5 pound sack. If your guy sticks out further than your pecker you don’t get to make fun of other people’s weight.
Everywhere within something like 100 miles of any international airport is considered their jurisdiction.
What a dickhead.
In case, you know, you somehow thought he wasn’t a COMPLETE piece of shit.