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Fix your hearts or die. Instantly unfollow people who spam AI generated content.

created December 2, 2024

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Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Closeau and Peewee, i'm not sure i would have seen that before but damn

23/9/2025, 1:42:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

That feels like the title of a Tom Lehrer song.

22/9/2025, 11:32:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot damn, my new pro-union talking point.

22/9/2025, 12:23:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Only thing they've made in the last five years worth a damn was Andor anyhow. Get a library card, enjoy reading again. The Libby app is incredible for using your local library.

20/9/2025, 6:47:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Indivisible ❌👑 (@indivisible.org) reposted

Trump wants to stomp out dissent but we refuse to be silent. We must use our economic power to pressure ABC/Disney. Encourage everyone you know to cancel their Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN+ subscriptions, and post their cancellations to social media using the hashtag #BoycottDisneyABC. 🧵

(alongside an image of Jimmy Kimmel) ABC & DISNEY: REJECT GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP REINSTATE KIMMEL NOW!
19/9/2025, 5:10:37 PM | 518 218 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

It'll never be anything but stupefying to me that these guys see a two-head shorter, no gear wearing, {forgive me for gussing} 110 lb, 20 something stand up to the roid rat, watch her come back for more and not be awed by the courage.

20/9/2025, 5:55:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

Maybe if they shut down and turn it back on again, everything will be unfucked?

19/9/2025, 11:44:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

Trans rights are human rights.

17/9/2025, 2:54:25 PM | 29004 5710 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this why someone ripped up my sage bushes?

17/9/2025, 8:46:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

Google's latest update reenables your fingerprint if you had it turned off. Heads up.

16/9/2025, 7:11:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Kindness, real goodness, takes effort and thought. Unfortunately, thought cannot help but apply doubt in most. Idly looking over virtue and wringing its hands. People who don't think may still do good. But they will be satisfied regardless.

14/9/2025, 6:21:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear God. Is this what Chuck Schumer's been trying to do? Craft the perfect "sternly worded letter" like the stone in David's sling? As he swaps in a semicolon and stares into the middle distance: "I am become death".

14/9/2025, 6:07:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Sorry, daddy. I've been bad.

14/9/2025, 3:42:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I was alive during Beanie Baby Madness and got the broad spectrum vaccine. Weirdly, it seems to have me covered.

13/9/2025, 10:45:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

And to that I say, "oof".

11/9/2025, 7:17:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that you're here.

11/9/2025, 12:01:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

So, Utah's getting that national guard next, right?

10/9/2025, 8:58:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 (@lucavi.bsky.social) reposted

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5/9/2025, 3:10:21 PM | 7109 3031 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tony Parker MEDUSA from Dark Horse Comics In Stores Now! (@tonyparkerart.bsky.social) reposted

Say no to environment destroying theft engines.

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5/9/2025, 4:36:22 PM | 192 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah thanks for the reminder to close my citigroup accounts.

6/9/2025, 6:42:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

How...would she...know?

5/9/2025, 10:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🫶🏻LaylaBella🫶🏻 (@laylabelle3.bsky.social) reposted

Can I just say that these women are so brave? To come forward after everything they’ve been through knowing half this country ( well Maybe not so much half) are going to come at them no matter what they say, puts them in hero status to me! Sending all the positive for peace to these gals

3/9/2025, 4:49:22 PM | 362 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

Reposting to save so I can throw it out like a flashbang when I don't want to deal with "we can just add another lane to the freeway" people.

4/9/2025, 3:43:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Fan of showing some backbone. But, I'll believe it when I see it.

4/9/2025, 3:35:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Only problem is, I doubt anyone in that tour had one of The Ripper's flags back home.

4/9/2025, 1:49:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Similar to the Jack the Ripper tour I went on in London. We walked around at night and a guy told us ghost stories. He was an excellent showman, but I was looking at the side of a parking garage.

4/9/2025, 1:48:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

All the stars, I swear it was hittin' nothing earlier. Seems to work fine, now.

3/9/2025, 10:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Requested URL not found, but I will look this up.

3/9/2025, 10:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

If they start a war, ol' yam tits will suspend elections and enact whatever wartime provisions he can get away with.

3/9/2025, 6:32:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent way to honor the memory.

3/9/2025, 1:35:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

If we're allowed to start making policies for the city in our head, then people are gonna have to physically fight flocks of crunchwrap supremes that roam the streets.

3/9/2025, 1:34:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Mainly we sell dreamcatchers. So bring your pillow.

2/9/2025, 11:01:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, you're right. I'm thinking of the civil trial after the judge threatened him. Almost as if someone took his phone away for like two glorious days.

31/8/2025, 9:32:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

The last time he was this quiet was during his felony trial.

31/8/2025, 5:45:20 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Or add additional length (teehee) and raise the flags higher. Highest they've ever been, everyone's saying it. Canada can see this flag from their front door. Ask anyone.

30/8/2025, 8:13:41 AM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

The Great Dumbsession

30/8/2025, 8:04:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

Now the folks in the dev sector gotta do the same thing. They all think they're too valuable. Oh, how low that apple hangs. Go union or go broke.

30/8/2025, 1:45:06 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Out on the button. Trump is a coward. Trump is in the files. Trump is a bitch.

29/8/2025, 7:38:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Hamburger helper out here taking swings at Boyardee.

25/8/2025, 7:51:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neugin (@lostcitymagic.bsky.social) reposted

He has a good social media team. That's the ONLY thing democrats should admire and emulate from him

23/8/2025, 9:33:12 AM | 25 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

Calling all Texas-style BBQ Gerrymeats for the foreseeable future.

24/8/2025, 8:51:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

There's how many vacant homes to how many unhoused people in the state? Passing progressive taxes on vacant homes or entities owning multiple single family homes would also help. Neither is a magic wand and nothing will work *tomorrow*, but can we kick some sand on the corpos, please?

24/8/2025, 8:09:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, just use these guys like banned book lists. Show you what to read, what ideas to explore; whatever they're afraid of.

24/8/2025, 7:35:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

This is the kind of shit that needs more spotlight. This will only serve to make the jobs of legitimate law enforcement more difficult. Like the police or not, this is the thread to pull. Call your reps.

24/8/2025, 7:31:41 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought I hated the new Star Wars, but Andor is superb. Legitimately one of the finest serials ever.

24/8/2025, 7:24:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course, if anyone else stepped on that pedal i'd change buses. But that's not happening either.

24/8/2025, 7:02:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Any discussion of a presidential run is naive at this point. He has openly floated calling off elections- I smell snake oil all over Newsom, but I support redistricting and if he's leading that fight, so be it.

24/8/2025, 6:57:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

61 followers, 3.3k posts. Probably let this troll stay under his bridge.

24/8/2025, 6:48:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

My old library back home is gone. Ran out of funding and the area got weird, but I still have the card.

24/8/2025, 6:43:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Solid writing on the subject

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24/8/2025, 6:37:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

We're gonna give them the trials they denied others. We're gonna fit the punishment to the crime.

20/8/2025, 7:25:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

"beefy". Looking 65-35, there.

18/8/2025, 1:56:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

I haven't laughed this hard since January.

15/8/2025, 9:22:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

"must defend the president" you really shouldn't be showing everyone how little you paid attention in social studies, Andy. It's tacky.

15/8/2025, 3:24:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you almost got it. "Bravery is being afraid of big government, but passing legislative control on every facet of private life anyway " Now I'm confused.

14/8/2025, 9:06:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Same but with my favorite sobe flavor. Orange Carrot. I would become consumed by its intricacies. Demanding that a successive number of mixologists work round the clock to perfect the recipe that could never match up to nostalgia. It would become my orange whale.

14/8/2025, 4:22:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

"Hot from Cow" is my next Eastern European electronica album.

13/8/2025, 10:55:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Job's taken. But we are looking for someone to stand against a fence chewing a piece of grass and telling visitors "we don't take kindly to your kind round here". Dental, med, company car.

10/8/2025, 5:35:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

All social media is constant mental anguish. No need to apologize. Appreciate the clarification, take it easy.

9/8/2025, 8:36:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

If the leadership of the minority party has no power, what is its function? Do not tell me they can't do anything. Obstruction by minority partisans bought the traitors the supreme court and oodles of federal judgeships. At the very least the platform must be used for better messaging.

9/8/2025, 3:54:51 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd propose rep Greene, if the complicit among the dems join to censure you, you must be doing something right.

9/8/2025, 3:40:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the best they could do in the face of "woke" superman. Get sad, washed up, staring down the barrel of irrelevance man.

8/8/2025, 3:53:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Louder about the files, Chuck!

8/8/2025, 3:51:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I think "Calc" has the kind of hard K that really just lets you land spittle on the target.

7/8/2025, 8:23:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

As my guacamole laden chip breaks under the strain of its payload: "Oh, this'll be a two-parter."

7/8/2025, 6:29:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Like quick audio/video transcription? Are there more? I need some kind of shorthand to say that I'm genuinely interested, but asking questions on the internet is taken like a modern slap of the glove.

6/8/2025, 7:42:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

They can pry my Frasier DVDs from my cold, dead hands.

6/8/2025, 7:38:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

Girls even do Dad Jokes better.

6/8/2025, 6:37:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

And Arby's is where Republicans go when they die

6/8/2025, 1:56:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

"fourth meal" really should enter the conversation as an analogy for reincarnation.

6/8/2025, 1:55:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does the larger, more stable economy not simply consume the smaller federal dependant?

4/8/2025, 2:54:19 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

I'm still no fan, but I gotta gove him the W if prez pampers is cursing his name: www.rawstory.com/schumer-conf...

3/8/2025, 5:33:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Appreciate it.

2/8/2025, 8:45:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Help. "Frey"?

2/8/2025, 9:30:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

“Both of them.”

2/8/2025, 4:33:20 AM | 21086 11769 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

Might get me to play magic again.

31/7/2025, 9:19:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Tim Curry- there are no small roles, only people afraid to put on the garters.

31/7/2025, 6:04:35 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Everybody wins.

31/7/2025, 6:00:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Leadership on display. Now if they have the backbone to hear truth we can get something done.

31/7/2025, 12:26:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Good on him. Forgive the typo in the original, he is minority leader.

30/7/2025, 3:50:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)

To all the people responding "what do you expect a minority leader to do" when I call out Schumer:

30/7/2025, 3:49:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Well damn, I hope it yields results, but I can actually get behind Schumer now. Hell yeah.

30/7/2025, 3:46:51 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Boom. Un-boom. Tussle .

30/7/2025, 2:38:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

The morale patches are gonna get so much better: 101st jump-man fallboys. Daddy's favorite little forces. Wild Weasels - am I amusing to you? (With a little embroidered Joe Pesci).

30/7/2025, 2:36:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Some say he carries that lantern to search for an honest Toyotathon.

29/7/2025, 10:58:44 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neugin (@lostcitymagic.bsky.social) reposted

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are no tyrant no king and pronounced tla ooleeskawleeyah tla ooguweeyoohee Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are eat the rich and pronounced ahkeestee oowaynahee Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are 86 47 and pronounced nuhgeeskaw gahleekwakee Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are abolish ice, ice means body snatches and kidnappers in this translation and pronounced deeyawheestee ahyayluh ahnaskeeskee
28/7/2025, 10:07:01 PM | 209 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Quoting Teddy? They really are just daring him to rise from the grave at this point.

29/7/2025, 3:13:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neugin (@lostcitymagic.bsky.social) reposted

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are stand together and pronounced gahdawguh eejoolah Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is unite and pronounced ahleekawdee Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is liberate and pronounced deedahyawheestee Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is democracy and pronounced ooneejahtee oonahdahnuhtaydee
29/7/2025, 3:38:15 AM | 87 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Genius. Impossible to hold a trial if the jurors come in whistling the songs.

28/7/2025, 1:28:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Twe....! Twenty?! The whole point of a wedding party was the last twenty years of political backstabbing and uproarious rivalry could be lost to the dark horse cousin who got leukemia taking one of the five spots. Keeps you humble.

27/7/2025, 7:00:03 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Andy Kim (@kim.senate.gov) reposted

Here are 3️⃣ absolutely ridiculous things Republicans gave themselves in the Big Disastrous Bill.

26/7/2025, 5:30:30 PM | 184 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

My parents are great people. But yeah, I slept outside once or twice cause the door got locked at 9. They were both mortified in the AM but I loved it. My dad built me a treehouse and that worked great.

27/7/2025, 6:55:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Or you can line up to see a panel (long commercial for new movie or show), buy tickets to see a talkback (long commercial for existing show or movie), or buy a comic con exclusive (a commercial for the thing you're already at).

26/7/2025, 2:21:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm guessing it was about which kind of Labubu works best to lure minors to their windowless van.

26/7/2025, 1:03:16 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn. Are the people at duracell working on it at least?

26/7/2025, 1:02:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Considering I lost my breath eating fries yesterday, I think that's for the best.

26/7/2025, 12:59:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

This may be just catastrophic dunning-kruger. I smell vibe coding and an utter lack of infosec training.

26/7/2025, 12:40:44 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

You can do another remake? I don't see how you can do much worse than that Tom Cruise travesty.

25/7/2025, 7:50:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

You had me in stitches. Absolutely killed it over and over again.

25/7/2025, 7:04:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I can't stop picturing André the Giant in "Not I".

25/7/2025, 5:20:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view