Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Closeau and Peewee, i'm not sure i would have seen that before but damn
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Closeau and Peewee, i'm not sure i would have seen that before but damn
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
That feels like the title of a Tom Lehrer song.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Hot damn, my new pro-union talking point.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Only thing they've made in the last five years worth a damn was Andor anyhow. Get a library card, enjoy reading again. The Libby app is incredible for using your local library.
Indivisible ❌👑 (@indivisible.org) reposted
Trump wants to stomp out dissent but we refuse to be silent. We must use our economic power to pressure ABC/Disney. Encourage everyone you know to cancel their Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN+ subscriptions, and post their cancellations to social media using the hashtag #BoycottDisneyABC. 🧵
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
It'll never be anything but stupefying to me that these guys see a two-head shorter, no gear wearing, {forgive me for gussing} 110 lb, 20 something stand up to the roid rat, watch her come back for more and not be awed by the courage.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
Maybe if they shut down and turn it back on again, everything will be unfucked?
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Trans rights are human rights.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this why someone ripped up my sage bushes?
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
Google's latest update reenables your fingerprint if you had it turned off. Heads up.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Kindness, real goodness, takes effort and thought. Unfortunately, thought cannot help but apply doubt in most. Idly looking over virtue and wringing its hands. People who don't think may still do good. But they will be satisfied regardless.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear God. Is this what Chuck Schumer's been trying to do? Craft the perfect "sternly worded letter" like the stone in David's sling? As he swaps in a semicolon and stares into the middle distance: "I am become death".
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Sorry, daddy. I've been bad.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
I was alive during Beanie Baby Madness and got the broad spectrum vaccine. Weirdly, it seems to have me covered.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
And to that I say, "oof".
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that you're here.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
So, Utah's getting that national guard next, right?
Tony Parker MEDUSA from Dark Horse Comics In Stores Now! (@tonyparkerart.bsky.social) reposted
Say no to environment destroying theft engines.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah thanks for the reminder to close my citigroup accounts.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
How...would she...know?
🫶🏻LaylaBella🫶🏻 (@laylabelle3.bsky.social) reposted
Can I just say that these women are so brave? To come forward after everything they’ve been through knowing half this country ( well Maybe not so much half) are going to come at them no matter what they say, puts them in hero status to me! Sending all the positive for peace to these gals
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
Reposting to save so I can throw it out like a flashbang when I don't want to deal with "we can just add another lane to the freeway" people.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Fan of showing some backbone. But, I'll believe it when I see it.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Only problem is, I doubt anyone in that tour had one of The Ripper's flags back home.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Similar to the Jack the Ripper tour I went on in London. We walked around at night and a guy told us ghost stories. He was an excellent showman, but I was looking at the side of a parking garage.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
All the stars, I swear it was hittin' nothing earlier. Seems to work fine, now.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Requested URL not found, but I will look this up.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
If they start a war, ol' yam tits will suspend elections and enact whatever wartime provisions he can get away with.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent way to honor the memory.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
If we're allowed to start making policies for the city in our head, then people are gonna have to physically fight flocks of crunchwrap supremes that roam the streets.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Mainly we sell dreamcatchers. So bring your pillow.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, you're right. I'm thinking of the civil trial after the judge threatened him. Almost as if someone took his phone away for like two glorious days.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
The last time he was this quiet was during his felony trial.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Or add additional length (teehee) and raise the flags higher. Highest they've ever been, everyone's saying it. Canada can see this flag from their front door. Ask anyone.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
The Great Dumbsession
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
Now the folks in the dev sector gotta do the same thing. They all think they're too valuable. Oh, how low that apple hangs. Go union or go broke.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Out on the button. Trump is a coward. Trump is in the files. Trump is a bitch.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Hamburger helper out here taking swings at Boyardee.
Neugin (@lostcitymagic.bsky.social) reposted
He has a good social media team. That's the ONLY thing democrats should admire and emulate from him
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
Calling all Texas-style BBQ Gerrymeats for the foreseeable future.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
There's how many vacant homes to how many unhoused people in the state? Passing progressive taxes on vacant homes or entities owning multiple single family homes would also help. Neither is a magic wand and nothing will work *tomorrow*, but can we kick some sand on the corpos, please?
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol, just use these guys like banned book lists. Show you what to read, what ideas to explore; whatever they're afraid of.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
This is the kind of shit that needs more spotlight. This will only serve to make the jobs of legitimate law enforcement more difficult. Like the police or not, this is the thread to pull. Call your reps.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought I hated the new Star Wars, but Andor is superb. Legitimately one of the finest serials ever.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course, if anyone else stepped on that pedal i'd change buses. But that's not happening either.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Any discussion of a presidential run is naive at this point. He has openly floated calling off elections- I smell snake oil all over Newsom, but I support redistricting and if he's leading that fight, so be it.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
61 followers, 3.3k posts. Probably let this troll stay under his bridge.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
My old library back home is gone. Ran out of funding and the area got weird, but I still have the card.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
We're gonna give them the trials they denied others. We're gonna fit the punishment to the crime.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
"beefy". Looking 65-35, there.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
I haven't laughed this hard since January.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
"must defend the president" you really shouldn't be showing everyone how little you paid attention in social studies, Andy. It's tacky.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you almost got it. "Bravery is being afraid of big government, but passing legislative control on every facet of private life anyway " Now I'm confused.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Same but with my favorite sobe flavor. Orange Carrot. I would become consumed by its intricacies. Demanding that a successive number of mixologists work round the clock to perfect the recipe that could never match up to nostalgia. It would become my orange whale.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
"Hot from Cow" is my next Eastern European electronica album.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Job's taken. But we are looking for someone to stand against a fence chewing a piece of grass and telling visitors "we don't take kindly to your kind round here". Dental, med, company car.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
All social media is constant mental anguish. No need to apologize. Appreciate the clarification, take it easy.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
If the leadership of the minority party has no power, what is its function? Do not tell me they can't do anything. Obstruction by minority partisans bought the traitors the supreme court and oodles of federal judgeships. At the very least the platform must be used for better messaging.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd propose rep Greene, if the complicit among the dems join to censure you, you must be doing something right.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the best they could do in the face of "woke" superman. Get sad, washed up, staring down the barrel of irrelevance man.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Louder about the files, Chuck!
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
I think "Calc" has the kind of hard K that really just lets you land spittle on the target.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
As my guacamole laden chip breaks under the strain of its payload: "Oh, this'll be a two-parter."
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Like quick audio/video transcription? Are there more? I need some kind of shorthand to say that I'm genuinely interested, but asking questions on the internet is taken like a modern slap of the glove.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
They can pry my Frasier DVDs from my cold, dead hands.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
Girls even do Dad Jokes better.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
And Arby's is where Republicans go when they die
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
"fourth meal" really should enter the conversation as an analogy for reincarnation.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does the larger, more stable economy not simply consume the smaller federal dependant?
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
I'm still no fan, but I gotta gove him the W if prez pampers is cursing his name: www.rawstory.com/schumer-conf...
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Appreciate it.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Help. "Frey"?
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
“Both of them.”
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
Might get me to play magic again.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Like Tim Curry- there are no small roles, only people afraid to put on the garters.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Everybody wins.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Leadership on display. Now if they have the backbone to hear truth we can get something done.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Good on him. Forgive the typo in the original, he is minority leader.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social)
To all the people responding "what do you expect a minority leader to do" when I call out Schumer:
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Well damn, I hope it yields results, but I can actually get behind Schumer now. Hell yeah.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Boom. Un-boom. Tussle .
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
The morale patches are gonna get so much better: 101st jump-man fallboys. Daddy's favorite little forces. Wild Weasels - am I amusing to you? (With a little embroidered Joe Pesci).
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Some say he carries that lantern to search for an honest Toyotathon.
Neugin (@lostcitymagic.bsky.social) reposted
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Quoting Teddy? They really are just daring him to rise from the grave at this point.
Neugin (@lostcitymagic.bsky.social) reposted
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Genius. Impossible to hold a trial if the jurors come in whistling the songs.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Twe....! Twenty?! The whole point of a wedding party was the last twenty years of political backstabbing and uproarious rivalry could be lost to the dark horse cousin who got leukemia taking one of the five spots. Keeps you humble.
Senator Andy Kim (@kim.senate.gov) reposted
Here are 3️⃣ absolutely ridiculous things Republicans gave themselves in the Big Disastrous Bill.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
My parents are great people. But yeah, I slept outside once or twice cause the door got locked at 9. They were both mortified in the AM but I loved it. My dad built me a treehouse and that worked great.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Or you can line up to see a panel (long commercial for new movie or show), buy tickets to see a talkback (long commercial for existing show or movie), or buy a comic con exclusive (a commercial for the thing you're already at).
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing it was about which kind of Labubu works best to lure minors to their windowless van.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. Are the people at duracell working on it at least?
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering I lost my breath eating fries yesterday, I think that's for the best.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
This may be just catastrophic dunning-kruger. I smell vibe coding and an utter lack of infosec training.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
You can do another remake? I don't see how you can do much worse than that Tom Cruise travesty.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
You had me in stitches. Absolutely killed it over and over again.
Cryptid(flagrant) (@schiltzhappens.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I can't stop picturing André the Giant in "Not I".