Schmandle
@schmandle.bsky.social
Fat Dad. Warhammer 40K. Guitars. Other stuff. Any photos I post (not repost) are taken by me. Inshallah, Free Palestine.
created November 12, 2024
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Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not disagreeing that bringing down unsafe crossings is good but the easiest way to stop is is to give them a safe legal route to cross into the uk and Labour knows this. This is some sort of shitty compromise to bring down boat crossings without endorsing asylum seekers and losing those votes
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently this isn’t freedom
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Starmer is kidding himself though if he think this will put them in their place. He can reduce it to an all time low but for the flag shaggers 1 asylum seeker will be enough to constitute an invasion and they already lie to whip up hate and hysteria
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should tell Elon musk about Jimmy Saville. Or about the guy that adopted a little girl and fathered her then when she was older married her and had children with her. His dad could tell him that story
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
This is very detailed knowledge of something I imagine chansiri would be keeping close to his chest. Do you know how 1867 new came by these facts? It sounds believable but it’s not going to be common knowledge
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social)
Just watched the thunderbolts and was disappointed. The first half of the movie was like a paint by number marvel movie written by chandler bing. The second half not much happened. And overall it was a bit boring. And sadly I think the winter soldier was the worst character.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s absurd to leave them untapped, in a they news it’s a contender for the hottest year on record
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn’t say he was a Man U supporter
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Comparison is the enemy of joy dude
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I make my own luck. Coincidently my dad makes six figures.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Boris?
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
And I used to code c++
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t get this
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Even in the apocalypse gay people have best dress sense
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Undermining the justice system is unpatriotic
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
It should be illegal to undermine the rules of law by accusing judges of being partisan or impartial and operating outside of the scope of the law. There should be a formal independent complaint process which requires evidence that allows fact based challenges against judges
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
The real fess is how silly the name of that street food vendor is
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Possibly you didn’t realise I was quoting the karate kid
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Like most Hollywood scripted philosophy it is not strictly true, I agree
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Frankly a teacher celebrating a student getting bad grade is a massive self burn
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
No but I’ve been taught by teachers who are unconcerned by their education. You don’t have to like your students but you still have to teach them. And celebrating when you see them fail is just fucked up for someone who has willingly taken on the role of a custodian
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Last day college/university.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes but I also think that a teacher that revels in their student failure hasn’t done much teaching either.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
No such thing as a bad student, only a bad teacher.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
The real lesson here is that your mum is no stranger to a sour sausage
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a great movie but if it were made today the chuds would be making hours of YouTube videos shitting all over it. A crossbow blaster? Why can’t the storm troopers shoot straight? Leah and Luke can literally stand in the open talking whilst being shot at.
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Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
We all see multiple shots a day, but being correct and being able to correct people that should know better
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Feel like I’ve read this before
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Worked for trump
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
If the put a load of George cross flags up round me I’ll put pride flags up aswell. By their own argument they can’t object and at least sexual equality is definitely something to be proud of
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it’s not the flag that offends it’s the aweful things you do and say whilst wearing it. And all this flag shagging is an attempt to set a precedent that anything you do whilst draped in a flag is patriotism and if the authorities stand up to you it’s a two tier system
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop the boats is up there with “we’re protecting women and girls” in all time bullshit excuses for being nasty and violent
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Open up safe legal routes. Just run a ferry to bring asylum seekers across the channel and it will save millions spent of ineffective attempts to police it. Give asylum seekers a 3 year work visa and if their asylum is denied tell them they need to save up enough money to get on a plane by
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Bureaucracy is always fun if it’s done right
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
You should have sent them a link to the gov.uk page that states you can self certify 7 days of sickness
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe to be a government official you have to be in in the top 0.01% on only fans
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social)
Seen 2 news stories this week about Met Police officers committing a serious of sex offences. I haven’t seen any protests or even acknowledgment of these crimes from the people who want to protect women and children
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you report him for talking about it
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
But they did allow full access and America bombed them anyway, so why would they.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
We’d be just aswell finding the person with the biggest shoe size and saying you are in charge until you die or someone with bigger feet gets found. If there is a tie then we go by who can eat the most ice cream without being sick
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m really getting to the point where I’m turning against democracy cos it just seems to be a system of giving morons power. Jeremy hunt has said a very similar thing in the uk, not so blatant but he is staying that he knows better than doctors despite no qualifications.
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Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
These people will claim that you can’t say your English without going to jail but then can get away with organising a racist music concert
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Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
On the shared drive? Oh my gosh, sounds like this dude wants everyone to see his schlong
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Australia has a bunch of storage plants to allow for this scenario but with solar rather than wind
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can’t politicians explain anything any more. We need to build more wind farms and upgrade the infrastructure to handle it. The end result should be cheaper cleaner energy as we can turn off the fossil fuel power plants. We’re just in a shitty limbo because the infrastructure has been neglected
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve reached an age when having politicians who make an effort to be principled and moral look like plonkers. What a time to be alive. Pretty sure if farage did this it would be considered refreshing to see a British politician take a stand
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Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone acknowledges that paying to turn off wind turbines is crazy but let’s remember that it’s been going on for a lot longer than the last 12 months and in order to stop it we have to add to the national infrastructure which somebody failed to invest in for 14 years……hmmm
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Inspired by garages refusal to do any constituency surgeries I expect
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely this mass deportation, deals with the taliban and withdrawing from ECHR bollox is alienating most voters.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Heartbreaking. And the loss and trauma will be forgotten and replaced by the inevitable ridiculousness of defending gun ownership and arguing about how the shooter is presented in the media based on their skin colour.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
The interex don’t exist in 40K
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social)
America can deploy the national guard to pickup litter in Washington DC but no one has ever thought of deploying them to protect schools from regular mass murders
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah we’ve got a great goalkeeping scout
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Any reboot should have Gary finding other portals to other time zones and and shagging the first woman he sees. Only to find out that each woman he sleeps with is a descendant of the woman he got pregnant at the earliest point in time. But he still doesn’t stop
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Against Leeds aswell
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social)
The mighty owls #swfc
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
The neverending ending
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Weren’t female custodes the end of 40k
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean I don’t want them to act like ladies, standing around waiting for a male space marine to open a door for them
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I really hope that female space marines aren’t ladies
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m surprised it’s taken so long for him to become captain
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Could also be a jedi
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
More likely to do the shipping forecast
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
There are loads of people out there that aren’t worried about asylum seekers and don’t have it on their list of top priorities
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Only from the perspective of the media. Any political party saying they will stop the boats by reinstating safe routes (the quickest, easiest, cheapest and most sensible option) they won’t get any media time
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone asked him how he will avoid any mistakes like in the windrush scandal? Doubt it, that would a bit of journalism rather than lazy platforming
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to grow a backbone and standup to the people who will push this idea on people in order to get attention and some level of political support. Look what is happening in America when you elect someone with no respect for constitutional rights or human rights.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they ever refer to Jeremy Hunt as 7 flats Jeremy? Are the daily mail now against asset ownership?
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
So she hasn’t got someone round to trim back the trees and they’ve tried to spin this as she’s neglecting her constituents? Also I imagine when your MP is the deputy PM they will spend most of their time in London, you know, where the government is.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
What on earth, they give you loads of water, don’t they explain you can use that to flush the toilet?
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
The only 2 tier system that exists is to do with wealth. Super injunctions allow the wealthy to suppress the freedom of the press. And Jefferey Epstein was a prolific sex trafficker but clearly had no clients because no one has been prosecuted or even questioned as far as I am aware
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone suggesting there is a two tier system needs to be asked to promptly explain what specific changes, which laws and guidance for judges, they would change because I bet they haven’t got a fucking clue, it’s just a dog whistle to try and get votes
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Perceived inconsistencies in the justice system is not the same a two tier system. And for all the flaws in the justice system guess who was in charge for the last 14 years in which sentencing guidelines were created and reviewed and laws were made.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
The negotiations with japan
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
How is she a hypocrite, it’s fucking ridiculous and just shows that there is no attempt to debate actual policy just a desire paint labour as wanna be commies saying we should all live to our means whilst they have luxury but it’s bullshit. The media in this country is a disgrace
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social)
Seriously wtf is this shit. Is she writing for Stuart Lee now? “If you mention bacon to a Muslim, they’ll lock you and throw away the key!” What if you report someone stealing pork sausages to a Muslim police officer? Aiding and abetting?
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social)
Excellent work from a depleted #swfc managing a 2 all draw against Wrexham.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
The post brexit Conservative Party allowed people to forget that the justice system is above all of us and playing armchair barristers and making up stories about 2 tier systems will get you somewhere. People need a reminder of the rule of law
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s been a decade long campaign of dehumanising asylum seeker by sections of the media. But they only argue with the readers and listeners, there’s no meaningful peer review
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
This is hilarious
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
And a Time Machine
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social)
HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t believe they ever had the youth support, just more media hyperbole to have excuse to print stories about reform
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
It should say “Actually, slavery was that bad and wait until you find out what we did to the native Americans cos that was really fucked up aswell”
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Even though everything the make stays available for ever unlike in the days of broadcast tv when something was on tv once a week for an hour for 6 weeks and that was your shot. It’s mad
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
I read that it all comes down to how many people watch it when it’s launched, if it doesn’t go in the top ten watched then the lose confidence in it.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
No one watched the office when the BBC first broadcast it, then look at what became of it
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Or everyone liked season 1 so we will force out 2 more seasons even if their are absolute shit
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it’s bullshit, we’ve been denied some good tv
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
And they love this ridiculous excuse for comic relief
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
TNG, DS9, Voyager, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis and so on all had weak first seasons compared to what followed. Tv shows had time to mature before YouTube gave pricks a chance to ruin everything for us.
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
The acolyte was good, not perfect but absolutely should get a second season. It wouldn’t be the first sci fi series to have a shaker first season but then get really good in season 2. Was cancelled because of idiots that’s want to feel like they own star wars
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello person who is definitely not my wife, would you care for some rumpy pumpy?
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Corinthians 9:6–7 “god loves a cheerful giver”
Schmandle (@schmandle.bsky.social) reply parent
Removing the background isn’t artificial intelligence. Being against a function that can remove a background from a picture is like being against copy and paste.