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Schnorkles O'Bork

@schnorkles.bsky.social

A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.

created November 12, 2024

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Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Little plane is up with Schnorkwife so I can sleep. C+ parenting moment.

3/9/2025, 3:46:50 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

I mean if you're an out of shape 80 year old the likelihood that you don't have problems is small. Main question is how far down the rabbit hole we are and how fast the stress of the presidency accelerates things.

3/9/2025, 3:45:43 AM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Little plane took a nap: great victory. Little plane will not sleep: argh.

3/9/2025, 3:36:10 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Starting to come around on the Trump is having problems with strokes hypothesis.

3/9/2025, 3:34:40 AM | 45 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

strange. fabric doesn't normally fall like that across an arm.

Photo of Donald trump in a blue suit, white shirt, and patterned tie. A close up of his arm. The fabric is draping strangely.
2/9/2025, 11:21:57 PM | 2861 352 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not nothing! Southwick is in no way a liberal judge, it's just the majority of the fifth circuit is a special brand of completely fucking nuts.

3/9/2025, 3:21:37 AM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think Southwick is quite median for the en banc. It's more a consequence of the panel.

3/9/2025, 2:36:13 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Et tu, 5th circuit? (I am really interested to see what happens kn the en banc, because you would thus is where the circuit split happens)

3/9/2025, 2:31:07 AM | 31 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Hey maybe Charles Munger should shut the fuck up

3/9/2025, 2:29:40 AM | 56 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Federalist Society Pitchbot (@fedsocpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

The Shaky Historical Foundations of the Grand Jury

3/9/2025, 12:01:49 AM | 61 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Very proof of life, sir. Much presidential.

2/9/2025, 7:00:01 PM | 75 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

If they cancel it, the hooting and hollering coming from the hangar will go on forever.

2/9/2025, 6:46:19 PM | 75 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

I just want to say that you, yes you, through posting power, has made this happen.

2/9/2025, 3:25:23 PM | 145 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

* BREAKING: LIVING PRESIDENT, WHO IS ALIVE, TO APPEAR LIVE AT 2PM TO ANNOUNCE MOST INCONSEQUENTIAL THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF

2/9/2025, 3:05:28 PM | 292 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Rothrock (@kevinrothrock.me) reposted

These pleas for money have become routine, unfortunately, but the bottom line is that Meduza needs nearly to double its support base over the next few months, or it will cease to exist as it has for a decade. Without this dramatic donation growth, the Meduza you know goes away.

2/9/2025, 2:36:10 PM | 53 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

100% proof of life ass announcement

2/9/2025, 2:43:49 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

I will say that the group of people I'm following here versus who I was following on twitter is very different. A lot of the data types have remained on twitter, as well as a lot of the polling aggregators. I find that I'm following more individual pollsters and academics.

2/9/2025, 2:41:27 PM | 48 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Be more like the friendly cartoon plane, stare in confusion at the 7,000 people following you and mostly ignore your mentions because you can't be assed.

2/9/2025, 2:39:02 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

The attention economy, clicks becoming the most important thing to a person's bottom line, is.. yeah. Kinda ruined a lot of shit.

2/9/2025, 2:31:55 PM | 43 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

My best guess is the people on twitter having a whine about bluesky are mostly because their engagement has dropped in sum total on both platforms. And engagement is basically everything for these people.

2/9/2025, 2:31:22 PM | 77 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

I have no real take on the bluesky/twitter vaguely leftish beef other than I don't think I should be in the business of any actions that provide financial support to someone who thinks the dilution of the white race is the greatest threat civilization currently faces.

2/9/2025, 2:26:20 PM | 147 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

100% proof of life announcement lmao

2/9/2025, 2:08:33 PM | 120 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Lmao

2/9/2025, 2:07:40 PM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Trumps "we want to be invited" does correspond in time when the DOJ probably caught wind of what this opinion was gonna be.

2/9/2025, 1:45:45 PM | 50 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cooptimo.bsky.social (@cooptimo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Literally the least-damaging option in terms of what the presser is going to be about.

2/9/2025, 1:29:47 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Gotta admit, I reaaalllyyy don't care what they call DOD.

2/9/2025, 1:28:40 PM | 56 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Oh the himanity

2/9/2025, 3:08:45 AM | 44 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted

Jesus Christ

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2/9/2025, 2:31:22 AM | 2824 508 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

The funny thing about this Whitehouse being -extremely online- is how much the DJT may actually be dead stuff is clearly rattling them lmao

2/9/2025, 2:31:27 AM | 283 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted reply parent

To be clear, last time we got one of these vague ‘announcement’ scheduled, it was doubling the tariffs on India - so i dont think this is gonna be particularly good bsky.app/profile/sky....

2/9/2025, 2:21:07 AM | 213 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

We are at the point of the do something presidency where there are limited things to actually do, so they leak well ahead of time and we're just waiting for whatever fever dream to take final shape.

2/9/2025, 2:06:58 AM | 85 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Either that or something with Chicago.

2/9/2025, 2:04:09 AM | 75 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

This is likely the Voting EO right?

2/9/2025, 2:02:24 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Gotta admit it is kind of odd that Trump's signature achievement was "Not change taxes at all, just extend old ones for another 10 years" while he simultaeneously added the single largest tax increase via tariffs in.. idk how long.

2/9/2025, 1:58:11 AM | 65 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted

2/9/2025, 1:31:59 AM | 285 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

1/9/2025, 9:09:50 PM | 12565 1875 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

🤌

2/9/2025, 1:10:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Man, Pasta pomodoro with tomatoes picked right off the vine.. Ugh.

2/9/2025, 12:46:19 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.

On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a “moyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain. Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
31/8/2025, 9:43:28 PM | 1787 378 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

back to your regular scheduled holiday evening shitposting, nothing to see here.

1/9/2025, 11:23:26 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Normal gate closure

installation, text NSABIRAFFIC to 800-11/. 19:184 .!F62 REGULAR GATE HOURS (EFFECTIVE 19MAY25) *PLEASE READ CAREFULLY* for full information regarding pedestrian, bicycle, and vehicle access. (NOTE REGARDING ADA ACCESS AT GATE 2: During busy vehicle traffic periods, sentries may temporarily close the ADA gate. Anyone with regular authorized access who needs to enter through the ADA Gate should approach and ask the sentry for assistance. The sentry will stop traffic, open the gate and allow the pedestrian through.) - VEHICLES - GATE 1 - Open 24/7. GATE 2 - Open Monday-Friday, 5:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. for inbound and outbound traffic; 5 p.m. to 6 p.m. for outbound traffic only. GATE 3 (NEX) - Open Monday-Friday, 5:30 to 9 a.m. to inbound & outbound traffic; 2 to 5 p.m. to inbound & outbound traffic. GATE 5 (USU): - Regular traffic lanes: DoD ID card holders only. Open Monday-Friday, 5 a.m. to 5 p.m. to inbound & outbound; 5 p.m. to 6 p.m., outbound only - Commercial Vehicle Inspections (CVI) lane: Monday-Friday, 5:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., commercial traffic and non-DoD affiliated visitors needing access should proceed to the CV Lane at Gate 5 for vetting. - If commercial vehicle traffic is too heavy to facilitate outbound traffic at Gate 5, the NSA Bethesda Security Watch Commander may delay opening outbound lanes. - PEDESTRIANS AND BICYCLES - GATE 1 - Open 24/7. GATE ndw.cnic.navy.mil - lurnsties - upen <4/1
1/9/2025, 11:21:17 PM | 61 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

same

1/9/2025, 11:20:02 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Uhhhh

1/9/2025, 11:17:01 PM | 38 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

Their first game, battle brothers, was excellent and is rightfully a cult classic with a very significant continuing playerbase.

1/9/2025, 11:01:50 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Wife: You know who I mean. That guy who does predictions, but he's wrong. You know. Nostradamus but wrong. NostraWrongus. She meant Nate Silver

10/6/2024, 2:48:06 PM | 810 98 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Pretty significant tax increase!

1/9/2025, 9:19:18 PM | 83 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Lmao this is 100% not Trump

1/9/2025, 4:23:34 PM | 72 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

And do... what exactly? Get the army to build houses?

1/9/2025, 4:00:51 PM | 194 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

People have not internalized that the GOP is not favored in the house right now, and that gerrymandering 10 seats maybe takes them to even in an even environment.

31/8/2025, 10:41:59 PM | 147 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

yeah nope

31/8/2025, 10:39:33 PM | 65 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.

31/8/2025, 10:01:58 PM | 5156 433 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Shaken up victim: Thankfully just then an 81 year old pervert happened to be passing by,

31/8/2025, 10:07:51 PM | 878 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gee (@piggenres.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

and then this story www.hoosieragtoday.com/2025/07/15/f...

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31/8/2025, 10:05:03 PM | 23 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep - I hit bodyweight (and I'm in the 200's) on power cleans for reps last year.

31/8/2025, 10:04:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

i mean i guess I'll go there: my big goal before I peaked and started to decline (which I'm not at quite yet, but it's in the near future) was being able to power clean bodyweight for reps.

31/8/2025, 10:04:22 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Yeah, breaking the 300-esh barrier on deadlifts and squats and such makes your brain explode with good hormones when you start lifting there.

31/8/2025, 9:59:54 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

It is pretty clear that dooming about authoritarianism drives more clicks than just about anything else right now and it's really driving some unfortunate behavior and sloppy thinking.

31/8/2025, 9:52:18 PM | 177 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Never become the main character, we are all milkshake duck.

31/8/2025, 9:10:05 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

You may not like it, but this is what peak posting looks like.

31/8/2025, 9:02:26 PM | 37 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted

Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup. However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations. While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe. After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragu Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
31/8/2025, 9:01:24 PM | 2821 538 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

The district courts understand the assignment.

31/8/2025, 8:52:31 PM | 61 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes you just need to be moustache twirling villain.

31/8/2025, 8:51:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

31/8/2025, 8:47:55 PM | 46 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

I mean it kinda just sounds like someone was drunk

31/8/2025, 7:59:20 PM | 48 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

The only thing I know about Erin Reed is she presented her girlfriend or w/e speaking out against a trans bill in the Montana congress as the only reason it went down and got a whole bunch of Montana politics types going "o rly?" And then backtracked.

31/8/2025, 7:54:26 PM | 92 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Not really beating the allegations that the admin has the administrative capacity to do this in literally one city outside of DC at a time

31/8/2025, 7:47:11 PM | 61 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

Shouting "you absolute fucking muppets!" At little pixel men when they give the ball away in the box

31/8/2025, 7:38:54 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Fm24 has its claws in me again. Pray for me.

31/8/2025, 7:38:54 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

I mean they were pooping in humvees in LA, soo

31/8/2025, 7:24:26 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Like I'm okay with he's an 80 year old and is tired and.maybe the bruise is bad on his hand or something. But I'm gonna get real curious if he still is avoiding cameras after the labor day weekend

31/8/2025, 7:22:57 PM | 103 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Like the problem of being obsessed with being in front of the press is it's really really obvious when you are avoiding them.

31/8/2025, 7:20:55 PM | 88 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

So uh. Why isn't Trump getting in front of a camera?

31/8/2025, 7:18:55 PM | 53 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

Interview at Aspen Idea's fest - unsure if the videos are up on youtube.

31/8/2025, 6:18:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

A note that Paul Ryan, who I actually think has a good pulse on what's going on in conservative legal circles, said pretty confidently that he expects SCOTUS to not side with Trump on tariffs.

31/8/2025, 6:07:41 PM | 68 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

lol

31/8/2025, 6:05:10 PM | 55 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

An American hero.

31/8/2025, 5:57:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Fwiw I don't think soybean prices have moved around much in 2025, they're down from historical highs in the early 2020's though by about 25%. But the prices of the crop staying stagnant, your biggest buyer stopping, and the cost of your inputs increasing by double digit percents? Uh....

31/8/2025, 5:57:10 PM | 63 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Real talk Trump creating inroads for democrats in rural areas by tanking the economies is political suicide at a level that I don't think you can replicate. Again: it doesn't take much. A little depressed turnout, maybe 5-8% uniform swing, and suddenly you're losing Iowa and Ohio.

31/8/2025, 5:48:22 PM | 375 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Surely the Leopards won't eat MY face

31/8/2025, 5:46:21 PM | 70 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maggard.WTF (@maggard.wtf) reposted reply parent

Fuck em up Judge Sparkle!

31/8/2025, 5:06:42 PM | 62 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

RFK not believing in germs and now being in charge of public health is one of those things that the writers would nix from VEEP for being too outrageous.

31/8/2025, 5:33:52 PM | 1313 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Miller is probably storming around and swearing that he doesn't get to send 600 kids into danger rn

31/8/2025, 5:31:47 PM | 77 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

It's pretty stunning how the Trump admin has completely burnt down any sense of regularity or proper behavior in every district court in the country.

31/8/2025, 5:25:39 PM | 99 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean seems just as likely as anything else.

31/8/2025, 5:20:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

DOJ insisting that they're the good guys for trying to deport 600 children in the middle of night is really uh, something.

31/8/2025, 5:15:39 PM | 194 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

If they turned the plane around, that already makes this different then the TdA piece where they didn't.

31/8/2025, 5:09:19 PM | 84 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

When u believe the government has magical powers and politicians just aren't saying the right words to unlock permanent leftist utopia, you do tend to have mysteriously broken understandings of administrative realities.

31/8/2025, 5:04:45 PM | 97 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

People have really twisted up immigration (where the executive branch has nearly unlimited authority and all sorts of "What's the worst that could happen" power cessations from congress) to everything else (where the executive branch doesn't, and honestly doesn't even touch.)

31/8/2025, 3:42:54 PM | 86 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

If your answer lands on, "Ultimately, Trump will use the military and start shooting people" - which is where it will probably will go, you are not being a serious person.

31/8/2025, 3:40:06 PM | 49 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

A thing to do in your own mind is when you assert, trump is going to change thing A to thing B, go figure out what thing A is and try to divine how he's going to change it to thing B. A SOS can just say "lol no" and what is he going to do?

31/8/2025, 3:39:23 PM | 120 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

And even if this was successful, it would probably lead to an even bigger loss in '26.

31/8/2025, 3:29:05 PM | 49 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Anyways, the president has little to no power to assert any authority over local elections and the current judicial apparatus is also deeply skeptical of any federal intervention in elections because they want to make it all state legislature based.

31/8/2025, 3:29:05 PM | 214 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

It's not really a coincidence that Trump is panicking and signing an executive order to try and do stuff with voting right after the GOP got creamed in another special election and another one of their incumbents decided to not run again.

31/8/2025, 3:27:25 PM | 180 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at the polling from '24 - people who had voted in previous elections (i.e. high propensity voters) were D +8 or so on average. It was all the one time voters who are affected most seriously by voter suppression that put Trump over the top.

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Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Mail-in ballots strictly limited + mandatory voter ID + voter role schinanigans almost certainly benefits the democratic coalition rn and deeply impacts low propensity Trump voters who make up the backbone of the current GOP coalition.

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Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Begging people talking about authoritarianism and the application of state power to go work in the west for awhile and realize you can fit three germanies or w/e in Montana.

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Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Hungary is also a unicameral state without hard federalism that is the size and has the rough economy of Indiana. There is no comparison. None.

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Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Between AI data centers and him killing all the easy capacity to gain. Feels pretty likely.

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Profile picture Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)

Holy mackerel

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