Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Little plane is up with Schnorkwife so I can sleep. C+ parenting moment.
A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.
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Little plane is up with Schnorkwife so I can sleep. C+ parenting moment.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
I mean if you're an out of shape 80 year old the likelihood that you don't have problems is small. Main question is how far down the rabbit hole we are and how fast the stress of the presidency accelerates things.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Little plane took a nap: great victory. Little plane will not sleep: argh.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Starting to come around on the Trump is having problems with strokes hypothesis.
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
strange. fabric doesn't normally fall like that across an arm.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not nothing! Southwick is in no way a liberal judge, it's just the majority of the fifth circuit is a special brand of completely fucking nuts.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think Southwick is quite median for the en banc. It's more a consequence of the panel.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Et tu, 5th circuit? (I am really interested to see what happens kn the en banc, because you would thus is where the circuit split happens)
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Hey maybe Charles Munger should shut the fuck up
Federalist Society Pitchbot (@fedsocpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
The Shaky Historical Foundations of the Grand Jury
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Very proof of life, sir. Much presidential.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
If they cancel it, the hooting and hollering coming from the hangar will go on forever.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
I just want to say that you, yes you, through posting power, has made this happen.
Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
* BREAKING: LIVING PRESIDENT, WHO IS ALIVE, TO APPEAR LIVE AT 2PM TO ANNOUNCE MOST INCONSEQUENTIAL THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF
Kevin Rothrock (@kevinrothrock.me) reposted
These pleas for money have become routine, unfortunately, but the bottom line is that Meduza needs nearly to double its support base over the next few months, or it will cease to exist as it has for a decade. Without this dramatic donation growth, the Meduza you know goes away.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
100% proof of life ass announcement
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
I will say that the group of people I'm following here versus who I was following on twitter is very different. A lot of the data types have remained on twitter, as well as a lot of the polling aggregators. I find that I'm following more individual pollsters and academics.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Be more like the friendly cartoon plane, stare in confusion at the 7,000 people following you and mostly ignore your mentions because you can't be assed.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
The attention economy, clicks becoming the most important thing to a person's bottom line, is.. yeah. Kinda ruined a lot of shit.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
My best guess is the people on twitter having a whine about bluesky are mostly because their engagement has dropped in sum total on both platforms. And engagement is basically everything for these people.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
I have no real take on the bluesky/twitter vaguely leftish beef other than I don't think I should be in the business of any actions that provide financial support to someone who thinks the dilution of the white race is the greatest threat civilization currently faces.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
100% proof of life announcement lmao
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Lmao
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Trumps "we want to be invited" does correspond in time when the DOJ probably caught wind of what this opinion was gonna be.
cooptimo.bsky.social (@cooptimo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Literally the least-damaging option in terms of what the presser is going to be about.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Gotta admit, I reaaalllyyy don't care what they call DOD.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Oh the himanity
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
The funny thing about this Whitehouse being -extremely online- is how much the DJT may actually be dead stuff is clearly rattling them lmao
Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted reply parent
To be clear, last time we got one of these vague ‘announcement’ scheduled, it was doubling the tariffs on India - so i dont think this is gonna be particularly good bsky.app/profile/sky....
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
We are at the point of the do something presidency where there are limited things to actually do, so they leak well ahead of time and we're just waiting for whatever fever dream to take final shape.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Either that or something with Chicago.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
This is likely the Voting EO right?
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Gotta admit it is kind of odd that Trump's signature achievement was "Not change taxes at all, just extend old ones for another 10 years" while he simultaeneously added the single largest tax increase via tariffs in.. idk how long.
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Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
🤌
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Man, Pasta pomodoro with tomatoes picked right off the vine.. Ugh.
Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
back to your regular scheduled holiday evening shitposting, nothing to see here.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
same
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Uhhhh
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
Their first game, battle brothers, was excellent and is rightfully a cult classic with a very significant continuing playerbase.
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Wife: You know who I mean. That guy who does predictions, but he's wrong. You know. Nostradamus but wrong. NostraWrongus. She meant Nate Silver
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Pretty significant tax increase!
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Lmao this is 100% not Trump
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
And do... what exactly? Get the army to build houses?
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
People have not internalized that the GOP is not favored in the house right now, and that gerrymandering 10 seats maybe takes them to even in an even environment.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
yeah nope
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Shaken up victim: Thankfully just then an 81 year old pervert happened to be passing by,
Gee (@piggenres.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
and then this story www.hoosieragtoday.com/2025/07/15/f...
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep - I hit bodyweight (and I'm in the 200's) on power cleans for reps last year.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
i mean i guess I'll go there: my big goal before I peaked and started to decline (which I'm not at quite yet, but it's in the near future) was being able to power clean bodyweight for reps.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Yeah, breaking the 300-esh barrier on deadlifts and squats and such makes your brain explode with good hormones when you start lifting there.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
It is pretty clear that dooming about authoritarianism drives more clicks than just about anything else right now and it's really driving some unfortunate behavior and sloppy thinking.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Never become the main character, we are all milkshake duck.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
You may not like it, but this is what peak posting looks like.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
The district courts understand the assignment.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes you just need to be moustache twirling villain.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
I mean it kinda just sounds like someone was drunk
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
The only thing I know about Erin Reed is she presented her girlfriend or w/e speaking out against a trans bill in the Montana congress as the only reason it went down and got a whole bunch of Montana politics types going "o rly?" And then backtracked.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Not really beating the allegations that the admin has the administrative capacity to do this in literally one city outside of DC at a time
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
Shouting "you absolute fucking muppets!" At little pixel men when they give the ball away in the box
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Fm24 has its claws in me again. Pray for me.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
I mean they were pooping in humvees in LA, soo
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Like I'm okay with he's an 80 year old and is tired and.maybe the bruise is bad on his hand or something. But I'm gonna get real curious if he still is avoiding cameras after the labor day weekend
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Like the problem of being obsessed with being in front of the press is it's really really obvious when you are avoiding them.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
So uh. Why isn't Trump getting in front of a camera?
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
Interview at Aspen Idea's fest - unsure if the videos are up on youtube.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
A note that Paul Ryan, who I actually think has a good pulse on what's going on in conservative legal circles, said pretty confidently that he expects SCOTUS to not side with Trump on tariffs.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
lol
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
An American hero.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Fwiw I don't think soybean prices have moved around much in 2025, they're down from historical highs in the early 2020's though by about 25%. But the prices of the crop staying stagnant, your biggest buyer stopping, and the cost of your inputs increasing by double digit percents? Uh....
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Real talk Trump creating inroads for democrats in rural areas by tanking the economies is political suicide at a level that I don't think you can replicate. Again: it doesn't take much. A little depressed turnout, maybe 5-8% uniform swing, and suddenly you're losing Iowa and Ohio.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Surely the Leopards won't eat MY face
Maggard.WTF (@maggard.wtf) reposted reply parent
Fuck em up Judge Sparkle!
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
RFK not believing in germs and now being in charge of public health is one of those things that the writers would nix from VEEP for being too outrageous.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Miller is probably storming around and swearing that he doesn't get to send 600 kids into danger rn
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
It's pretty stunning how the Trump admin has completely burnt down any sense of regularity or proper behavior in every district court in the country.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean seems just as likely as anything else.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
DOJ insisting that they're the good guys for trying to deport 600 children in the middle of night is really uh, something.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
If they turned the plane around, that already makes this different then the TdA piece where they didn't.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
When u believe the government has magical powers and politicians just aren't saying the right words to unlock permanent leftist utopia, you do tend to have mysteriously broken understandings of administrative realities.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
People have really twisted up immigration (where the executive branch has nearly unlimited authority and all sorts of "What's the worst that could happen" power cessations from congress) to everything else (where the executive branch doesn't, and honestly doesn't even touch.)
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
If your answer lands on, "Ultimately, Trump will use the military and start shooting people" - which is where it will probably will go, you are not being a serious person.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
A thing to do in your own mind is when you assert, trump is going to change thing A to thing B, go figure out what thing A is and try to divine how he's going to change it to thing B. A SOS can just say "lol no" and what is he going to do?
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
And even if this was successful, it would probably lead to an even bigger loss in '26.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Anyways, the president has little to no power to assert any authority over local elections and the current judicial apparatus is also deeply skeptical of any federal intervention in elections because they want to make it all state legislature based.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
It's not really a coincidence that Trump is panicking and signing an executive order to try and do stuff with voting right after the GOP got creamed in another special election and another one of their incumbents decided to not run again.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at the polling from '24 - people who had voted in previous elections (i.e. high propensity voters) were D +8 or so on average. It was all the one time voters who are affected most seriously by voter suppression that put Trump over the top.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Mail-in ballots strictly limited + mandatory voter ID + voter role schinanigans almost certainly benefits the democratic coalition rn and deeply impacts low propensity Trump voters who make up the backbone of the current GOP coalition.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Begging people talking about authoritarianism and the application of state power to go work in the west for awhile and realize you can fit three germanies or w/e in Montana.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Hungary is also a unicameral state without hard federalism that is the size and has the rough economy of Indiana. There is no comparison. None.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Between AI data centers and him killing all the easy capacity to gain. Feels pretty likely.
Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social)
Holy mackerel
Staring@TheAbyss (@tommysalami420.bsky.social) reposted reply parent