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I mean... the Dems are *still* saying "I can't believe we're losing to this guy!"
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I mean... the Dems are *still* saying "I can't believe we're losing to this guy!"
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's true that clownishness is an important prerequisite for autocratic takeover. The autocrat needs to be not taken seriously by elites long enough to gain traction. In Trump's case I think the tackiness helps in exactly the same way.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I am almost afraid to ask your feelings about "alright."
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solve the middle east crisis by putting gaza on the blockchain
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Shaka, when the walls fell
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that's just the thetans talking
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baudrillard wept
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WITNESS (Weir, 1985)
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with a soupcon of mansplain
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I always assumed "USian" was used solely to save characters when typing here or on twitter, not as a standalone word with some other coded meaning. Similarly "GOPer" for Republican. I've never encountered either in the wild, only in the kind of online text that might also use "pls" for "please."
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I think this is all downstream of crypto. $4T of (... wealth? value? money, anyway) has been created and this AI slop advertising is like froth spilling over the sides of the cup.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZ...
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
republican illiberalism is not the democrats' fault
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
If the players are all grubby, selfish cowards, the prisoner's dilemma can only resolve one way, over and over.
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those aren't figs?
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Phillips recruited at our high school in the 80s for saturday morning "science camps" where they would give us donuts and have us do fun science fair type projects. Because I was not very savvy, it took me a while to realize all of the projects were all about petroengineering.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose that makes Mossa and Pleiti... also Holmes & Watson?
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
dyk ken griffey jr is right handed? for everything other than throwing and hitting
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"Robs Fords"
alternate ending (@jamiroqueer.bsky.social) reposted
“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kk...
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
also features an abortion subplot
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see also Fast Times at Ridgemont High!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ced-...
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In all honesty, I think it's because being governor requires making actual decisions, and staying in congress requires avoiding them.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I have always thought this! Even just throwing away 75% of the final hour would help!
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dunno what state you're in but in NY, bar owners say that their business dropped off when dispensaries opened
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
2 acres. The size of 2 football fields. I feel like the 90,000 sqft figure can't be right.
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I assume you are also familiar with this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPou...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZ...
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Take my republic. Please!
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
"we are who we pretend to be" - vonnegut
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
In this instance chatgpt is itself functioning as an scp. it is at best enabling, and at worst instigating, actual real-world psychosis with potentially extreme real-world consequences. via words on a screen. 2/2
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I posted this article and tagged you because I am interested in your thoughts about it. But I deleted the post because the whole thing is so unsettlng and there is an actual person apparently experiencing psychosis. But I remain interested in your thoughts about it. 1/2
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3 groups: shitpost producers, shitpost consumers, and users unaware of the other 2 groups
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I know a grammy winning studio/producer running pro tools 5 on a G4 imac for exactly this reason
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
dirty pillows of cod
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we have the best economy in the world. because of tariff.
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heh bsky.app/profile/schw...
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This guy has gone full Colin Robinson
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not going to tag him, but Diedrich Bader is here.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
here is a Cynthia Nixon for Governor ad from 2018 that features the NYC/Albany Empire Service train and ends with the conductor saying "next stop Albany" www.washingtonpost.com/video/politi... www.amtrak.com/empire-servi...
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www.amtrak.com/empire-servi...
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
there is a Train. many NYC legislators take the Train.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not bad actually! And those who hate Charles Bronson have never seen Once Upon a Time in the West
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
"Nothing before" is incorrect ofc. I would very much like a better film of Valdez is Coming than the one with Burt Lancaster in brownface.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
If I'm reading the NYC BOE chart correctly, almost 20% of ballots were exhausted? meaning 20% of voters ranked neither Cuomo nor Mamdani.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
(needless to day, Mamdani isn't "continually using the phrase" and it's not part of "his go-to material". I am not aware of a single example of him using the phrase. Even when asked to denounce it, he's careful not to say the words.)
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Remarkable re-digesting of reality in a local news article today (Hudson Valley NY): "Jewish leaders and Washington D.C. representatives... are calling out Mamdani for continually using the phrase “Globalize the intifada” as part of his go-to material." midhudsonnews.com/2025/06/28/l...
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I read "mostly predating me" and though NO GOD NO NOT BILL MOYERS and then read it again.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
The only words I have come across that have changed Bee legality are Annatto, which used to not be accepted but now is, and Telnet, which used to be accepted but no longer is. PS: it didn’t accept Mojito today
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I was briefly in a band called the Red Hot Rosenbergs
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
the falcon cannot hear the falconer
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
soy loco por los cornballs!
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, the movie is so misogynistic that it is downright cruel, and offhandedly racist as well. Still a classic! But not a movie I'd show anyone under 40 without disclaimers.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
It helps to have a great straight man (er...) to play to
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, Ritchie is totally fair game, and you still took him down gently!
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Like everyone else replying, I also felt you channeling Roger, although tbh you panned the movie somewhat more generously than Roger would have. That guy liked to go for the throat.
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GONY was that year's winner of the "five star movie that completely falls apart in the last act" award, also known as the Apocalypse Nowie
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at the DMV getting my Real ID last week and I had all the documentation I needed and the agent said "I'm so happy I want to cry"
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
The headline event occurred in Texas.
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well they blew up the sheraton in mahwah last night www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPJU...
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
All those things are good, but that AI mom's arm isn't holding that AI toddler so she's gonna fall down.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Piratical was also denied. And clipart but I’ll give them that one.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
In fact there were at least 2!
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
You could say that Rocky Horror is too
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In an NYC exurb, shot by the elected town highway superintendent. midhudsonnews.com/2025/05/06/d...
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I am not seeing High and Low anywhere in there!
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
doogie himmler
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The Telltale Convention
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I think it was this same episode, during the mom comes over for dinner scene, when my wife said “mm, space fondue”
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the weird lack of space after “end” is because the ballot line is limited to 15 characters on the ballot.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
But a given voter can’t vote for the same candidate on more than one line, if that’s what you’re wondering.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not every actor who has two Oscars, neither one for acting
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
meaning, this problem is not going to be solved by the med student playing pretend torturer! there is a lot going on here and "Scared Straight!" is not the template for how to fix it.
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This subplot, ending with Santos apparently scaring the incest dad straight, was one of the few places I felt the show made a lazy/cheap choice. I kept waiting for repercussions or some deeper complexity to be revealed but in the end it played as a simple badass crisis-solving hero moment for her.
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there was the poisoned incest dad
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it was @rexparker.bsky.social who suggested that Ezersky deliberately omits words from the legal list in order to generate indignant social media engagement.
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Dir. Ken Russell
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I can't resist telling my very favorite story about Dr. Strangelove, which is that the line was filmed as "weekend in Dallas." JFK was assassinated shortly after filming ended and Pickens overdubbed the line, but the overdub is a bit clumsy. It's clear he's saying "Dallas" if you watch.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!
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The hubris it takes to have no moral courage and also to agree to be interviewed by Chotiner. Breathtaking.
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omfg
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incredible things happening on "steve irwin way"
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Great! Is the text available anywhere other than in my physical book? :)
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@robertjbennett.bsky.social I just finished A Drop of Corruption, which I adored from start to finish. Is your fascinating afterword available to share?
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Sure, though another way to look at it is that unions always want to grow their membership. I am pro-labor through and through but unions are nonprofits, not charities (which is why Janus is such a threat).
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
As you probably know, UAW organizes a whole lot of other sectors in addition to auto workers. Our local legal aid lawyers are UAW
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All I want to know is where to get a tiny shoe phone that holds a charge for a month.
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theonion.com/the-doctors-...
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that blog post is older than my grown children, and the world is still broken.
Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw hell. That's right. Thank you.
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@eschatonblog.com ^^ do you recall? The schoolkid's discipline form had been going around before the Bush visit to Iraq with the fake turkey and the reporter shaming. The sublimity was that all three proto-memes were funny on their own.
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I had a "preznit giv me turkee" mug until it broke. I loved that it took about 20 minutes to explain the bit because it was a mashup of 3 different proto-memes. At some point though I forgot part of it. What was the original schoolkid's transgression?
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kate bush's idea of fun