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Ian McShane MacGowan

@schwajohn.bsky.social

music / technology / politics / fiction / bicycles / ulster county ny aka schwa @ cockos.

created December 12, 2023

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Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean... the Dems are *still* saying "I can't believe we're losing to this guy!"

2/9/2025, 4:35:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's true that clownishness is an important prerequisite for autocratic takeover. The autocrat needs to be not taken seriously by elites long enough to gain traction. In Trump's case I think the tackiness helps in exactly the same way.

2/9/2025, 4:34:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I am almost afraid to ask your feelings about "alright."

1/9/2025, 3:00:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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solve the middle east crisis by putting gaza on the blockchain

31/8/2025, 8:10:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shaka, when the walls fell

28/8/2025, 10:01:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's just the thetans talking

28/8/2025, 2:23:03 PM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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baudrillard wept

28/8/2025, 2:04:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WITNESS (Weir, 1985)

26/8/2025, 7:48:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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with a soupcon of mansplain

25/8/2025, 8:41:31 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I always assumed "USian" was used solely to save characters when typing here or on twitter, not as a standalone word with some other coded meaning. Similarly "GOPer" for Republican. I've never encountered either in the wild, only in the kind of online text that might also use "pls" for "please."

25/8/2025, 11:49:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 5:42:52 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this is all downstream of crypto. $4T of (... wealth? value? money, anyway) has been created and this AI slop advertising is like froth spilling over the sides of the cup.

14/8/2025, 1:54:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZ...

14/8/2025, 12:53:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

republican illiberalism is not the democrats' fault

13/8/2025, 4:37:03 PM | 280 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

If the players are all grubby, selfish cowards, the prisoner's dilemma can only resolve one way, over and over.

12/8/2025, 7:51:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those aren't figs?

11/8/2025, 9:40:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

Phillips recruited at our high school in the 80s for saturday morning "science camps" where they would give us donuts and have us do fun science fair type projects. Because I was not very savvy, it took me a while to realize all of the projects were all about petroengineering.

11/8/2025, 7:25:59 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose that makes Mossa and Pleiti... also Holmes & Watson?

8/8/2025, 12:08:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

dyk ken griffey jr is right handed? for everything other than throwing and hitting

7/8/2025, 4:59:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

"Robs Fords"

7/8/2025, 1:02:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”
5/8/2025, 3:22:50 PM | 3572 799 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kk...

5/8/2025, 3:05:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also features an abortion subplot

5/8/2025, 2:21:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

see also Fast Times at Ridgemont High!

5/8/2025, 2:17:52 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ced-...

5/8/2025, 11:25:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

In all honesty, I think it's because being governor requires making actual decisions, and staying in congress requires avoiding them.

4/8/2025, 9:42:49 PM | 65 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I have always thought this! Even just throwing away 75% of the final hour would help!

1/8/2025, 9:39:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

dunno what state you're in but in NY, bar owners say that their business dropped off when dispensaries opened

1/8/2025, 9:11:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

2 acres. The size of 2 football fields. I feel like the 90,000 sqft figure can't be right.

31/7/2025, 10:21:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/schw...

31/7/2025, 7:21:33 PM | 380 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 4:47:50 PM | 573 125 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I assume you are also familiar with this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPou...

30/7/2025, 9:57:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZ...

24/7/2025, 7:28:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

Take my republic. Please!

22/7/2025, 5:42:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

"we are who we pretend to be" - vonnegut

18/7/2025, 9:21:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

In this instance chatgpt is itself functioning as an scp. it is at best enabling, and at worst instigating, actual real-world psychosis with potentially extreme real-world consequences. via words on a screen. 2/2

18/7/2025, 8:59:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I posted this article and tagged you because I am interested in your thoughts about it. But I deleted the post because the whole thing is so unsettlng and there is an actual person apparently experiencing psychosis. But I remain interested in your thoughts about it. 1/2

18/7/2025, 8:57:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

3 groups: shitpost producers, shitpost consumers, and users unaware of the other 2 groups

18/7/2025, 12:40:31 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I know a grammy winning studio/producer running pro tools 5 on a G4 imac for exactly this reason

18/7/2025, 1:42:06 AM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

dirty pillows of cod

14/7/2025, 10:16:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

we have the best economy in the world. because of tariff.

14/7/2025, 5:07:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

heh bsky.app/profile/schw...

14/7/2025, 1:07:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social)

This guy has gone full Colin Robinson

13/7/2025, 5:34:51 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not going to tag him, but Diedrich Bader is here.

10/7/2025, 6:09:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

here is a Cynthia Nixon for Governor ad from 2018 that features the NYC/Albany Empire Service train and ends with the conductor saying "next stop Albany" www.washingtonpost.com/video/politi... www.amtrak.com/empire-servi...

3/7/2025, 4:56:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.amtrak.com/empire-servi...

3/7/2025, 4:52:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

there is a Train. many NYC legislators take the Train.

3/7/2025, 4:50:06 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not bad actually! And those who hate Charles Bronson have never seen Once Upon a Time in the West

2/7/2025, 8:28:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

"Nothing before" is incorrect ofc. I would very much like a better film of Valdez is Coming than the one with Burt Lancaster in brownface.

2/7/2025, 8:26:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

If I'm reading the NYC BOE chart correctly, almost 20% of ballots were exhausted? meaning 20% of voters ranked neither Cuomo nor Mamdani.

1/7/2025, 4:12:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

(needless to day, Mamdani isn't "continually using the phrase" and it's not part of "his go-to material". I am not aware of a single example of him using the phrase. Even when asked to denounce it, he's careful not to say the words.)

28/6/2025, 5:34:09 PM | 78 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

Remarkable re-digesting of reality in a local news article today (Hudson Valley NY): "Jewish leaders and Washington D.C. representatives... are calling out Mamdani for continually using the phrase “Globalize the intifada” as part of his go-to material." midhudsonnews.com/2025/06/28/l...

28/6/2025, 5:29:44 PM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I read "mostly predating me" and though NO GOD NO NOT BILL MOYERS and then read it again.

26/6/2025, 9:42:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

The only words I have come across that have changed Bee legality are Annatto, which used to not be accepted but now is, and Telnet, which used to be accepted but no longer is. PS: it didn’t accept Mojito today

22/6/2025, 10:20:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I was briefly in a band called the Red Hot Rosenbergs

22/6/2025, 9:22:55 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

the falcon cannot hear the falconer

14/6/2025, 4:33:21 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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soy loco por los cornballs!

9/6/2025, 10:25:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, the movie is so misogynistic that it is downright cruel, and offhandedly racist as well. Still a classic! But not a movie I'd show anyone under 40 without disclaimers.

31/5/2025, 2:44:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

It helps to have a great straight man (er...) to play to

28/5/2025, 12:57:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, Ritchie is totally fair game, and you still took him down gently!

24/5/2025, 9:35:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

Like everyone else replying, I also felt you channeling Roger, although tbh you panned the movie somewhat more generously than Roger would have. That guy liked to go for the throat.

24/5/2025, 9:32:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/schw...

14/5/2025, 10:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GONY was that year's winner of the "five star movie that completely falls apart in the last act" award, also known as the Apocalypse Nowie

14/5/2025, 7:04:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

I was at the DMV getting my Real ID last week and I had all the documentation I needed and the agent said "I'm so happy I want to cry"

13/5/2025, 10:06:31 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The headline event occurred in Texas.

11/5/2025, 11:06:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well they blew up the sheraton in mahwah last night www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPJU...

10/5/2025, 5:18:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

All those things are good, but that AI mom's arm isn't holding that AI toddler so she's gonna fall down.

9/5/2025, 9:17:59 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

Piratical was also denied. And clipart but I’ll give them that one.

9/5/2025, 2:07:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

In fact there were at least 2!

8/5/2025, 4:32:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could say that Rocky Horror is too

8/5/2025, 4:12:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In an NYC exurb, shot by the elected town highway superintendent. midhudsonnews.com/2025/05/06/d...

6/5/2025, 2:13:54 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not seeing High and Low anywhere in there!

5/5/2025, 8:38:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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doogie himmler

2/5/2025, 3:50:06 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Telltale Convention

1/5/2025, 11:23:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it was this same episode, during the mom comes over for dinner scene, when my wife said “mm, space fondue”

1/5/2025, 1:37:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also the weird lack of space after “end” is because the ballot line is limited to 15 characters on the ballot.

29/4/2025, 10:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But a given voter can’t vote for the same candidate on more than one line, if that’s what you’re wondering.

29/4/2025, 10:07:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not every actor who has two Oscars, neither one for acting

28/4/2025, 8:43:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

meaning, this problem is not going to be solved by the med student playing pretend torturer! there is a lot going on here and "Scared Straight!" is not the template for how to fix it.

28/4/2025, 6:03:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This subplot, ending with Santos apparently scaring the incest dad straight, was one of the few places I felt the show made a lazy/cheap choice. I kept waiting for repercussions or some deeper complexity to be revealed but in the end it played as a simple badass crisis-solving hero moment for her.

28/4/2025, 5:58:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there was the poisoned incest dad

28/4/2025, 5:42:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it was @rexparker.bsky.social who suggested that Ezersky deliberately omits words from the legal list in order to generate indignant social media engagement.

24/4/2025, 8:51:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dir. Ken Russell

24/4/2025, 6:47:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't resist telling my very favorite story about Dr. Strangelove, which is that the line was filmed as "weekend in Dallas." JFK was assassinated shortly after filming ended and Pickens overdubbed the line, but the overdub is a bit clumsy. It's clear he's saying "Dallas" if you watch.

23/4/2025, 10:42:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!

22/4/2025, 10:03:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hubris it takes to have no moral courage and also to agree to be interviewed by Chotiner. Breathtaking.

22/4/2025, 7:33:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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omfg

21/4/2025, 4:49:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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incredible things happening on "steve irwin way"

21/4/2025, 4:00:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great! Is the text available anywhere other than in my physical book? :)

19/4/2025, 9:53:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@robertjbennett.bsky.social I just finished A Drop of Corruption, which I adored from start to finish. Is your fascinating afterword available to share?

19/4/2025, 9:41:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian McShane MacGowan (@schwajohn.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, though another way to look at it is that unions always want to grow their membership. I am pro-labor through and through but unions are nonprofits, not charities (which is why Janus is such a threat).

11/4/2025, 8:10:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As you probably know, UAW organizes a whole lot of other sectors in addition to auto workers. Our local legal aid lawyers are UAW

11/4/2025, 7:54:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All I want to know is where to get a tiny shoe phone that holds a charge for a month.

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theonion.com/the-doctors-...

10/4/2025, 4:56:58 PM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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that blog post is older than my grown children, and the world is still broken.

9/4/2025, 8:33:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aw hell. That's right. Thank you.

9/4/2025, 8:30:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@eschatonblog.com ^^ do you recall? The schoolkid's discipline form had been going around before the Bush visit to Iraq with the fake turkey and the reporter shaming. The sublimity was that all three proto-memes were funny on their own.

9/4/2025, 8:26:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had a "preznit giv me turkee" mug until it broke. I loved that it took about 20 minutes to explain the bit because it was a mashup of 3 different proto-memes. At some point though I forgot part of it. What was the original schoolkid's transgression?

9/4/2025, 8:21:49 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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kate bush's idea of fun

8/4/2025, 10:04:47 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view