You know what would REALLY distract us?
Writer, guitar player, thinker, wanker, you decide. Los Angeles
339 followers 172 following 1,083 posts
view profile on Bluesky
You know what would REALLY distract us?
🤣
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
Great minds think alike
I suggest The Great Fuckery.
You have to title a novel Gif No Hood.
You left off “fuck himself.”
I can diagnose assholes just by what they complain about.
I ask that the president go fuck himself
BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout. They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base. (🎥 AP)
Is he wearing Trump Orange with the white raccoon eyes now? Really Fucking Kooky. His Rhetoric Fucking Kills.
This man is a monster. Of all the things Trump has done, picking him to head HHs will cause the most suffering and death.
These guys know how they look and are not happy about it.
They’ve created a generational enemy a hundred-fold more massive than Hamas.
This is absolute fucking nonsense to distract from the Epstein files. Trump is a fucking pedophile and the MAGA fucks don’t care.
Or that Trump is obviously in terrible health
This story subtly reveals two things: no one signed up for Musk’s party, revealing to him how despised he is, and Vance knows that Trump is in bad health and is likely to die before the end of his term.
Natural selection in progress
Six of one . . .
Self isolation is its own reward.
This woman shot a puppy who loved her unconditionally. Cruelty is the point of all this. They savor the misery of others, such is their absence of self worth. They are a band of sociopaths and frankly they all need to go.
Yeah, If you want to be president you just can’t rant all day on social media, come on!
😘
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨 Newsmax will pay $67 million to settle one of the last outstanding defamation lawsuits against a news organization for airing false claims that the 2020 election was rigged. www.npr.org/2025/08/18/n...
We remember. All of your distractions: soldiers literally bowing before evil, masked “men” raping and pillaging, and whatever vampire you were trying summon today are nothing in the face of memories that will outlive us. #EpsteinFiles #FDT #survivor
In L.A. it’s Chinga La Migra
Okay so if you put Bondi’s statement in the Trumpatron 3000 De-bullshitifier you get “everywhere our agents go people are calling them Nazis and fascists, and screaming Fuck Ice!”
She can obviously smell him.
Wealthy famous white dude defends system that made him wealthy and famous
This is all bullshit. Nothing he said here is the truth. Release the Epstein files. Trump is a pedophile.
Mississippi’s homicide rate — the highest in the nation — is more than 11 times New Hampshire’s — the nation’s lowest.
Thank you, weed
He thinks he’s in Russia too
“Y’all ain’t got enough West Virginia crackers in your fascist brigade! We’ll send you some!”
Fox News falls for it hook, line, and sinker.
Says you
In the words of @alexfalcone.bsky.social, is it a scam, yep.
This (from last May) is a very good primer on crypto, stablecoins, and why letting them anywhere near the banking system is insane. Question: does everyone know about banking runs: what they are, how they work, and why the FDIC both is a great solution to them AND requires serious regulation?
I once heard a talk given by Robert Forster, the actor, who was also one of the kindest most thoughtful human beings ever. He said always put everything you do, every little weird talent, in your resume. You never know what someone will connect with.
Put that finger down. hahahahahahahaha.
That was sexual assault
The Burbank Tesla dealership is closing because of the ongoing protests at that location
this is a great example of what happens when unserious, nihilistic people get in charge of actual institutions whose ostensible job it is to provide real services to real people. these people are LARPing their way through everything. trolling as govt bc they have no respect for the work of it.
Well, Cuomo asked for a fight. He got it.
Fuck yes! Wanna dance? Let’s fucking dance.
Oh my god! Want!
Bezos will cast himself as Bond. Just as Blofeld would.
As a lifelong Bond fan I’ve already made peace with the reality that the franchise is over.
Just don’t tell the secretary of health and human services.
Hidden pickups?
Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
There's a slim chance this all ends with trigger-happy Trump troops opening fire on Brett Kavanaugh during a drunken driving stop.
Yeah, so what if they don’t put the data back online? He’ll fold his arms and nobody will do anything. We need to face two facts: 1) he’s already a dictator 2) dictators only leave office one way. There is a reason why all the top generals were fired.
There are idiots of every stripe in this life.
But they go together well
I keep saying this (along with @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social), but it is corrosive to a society when people in positions of authority (governmental or not) lie and bear false witness without consequences.
Why is it chilling? Haven’t we reached the point of absolute ennui toward reports of gun violence in the Unhinged Spates of Hysteria?
You misspelled “extort”
What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go
Atheism
Ha! Forsooth!
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
This is a brilliant book. On a level with McCarthy and Pynchon, but he’s also a devout catholic and this series is a Christ analogy, so I bailed on the subsequent books.
I’ve been to Leamington Spa
still can't quite believe a story about the vice president getting a bespoke lake water level for his family's boat trip comes out the same day Texas residents say there's still dead bodies from the flooding in the lake and nobody's bothered to come get them
So this guy has been crashing out almost perfectly timed to finding out he wouldn’t be able to threaten people by saying his brother’s the mayor, right
“Anyone can go full Nazi!”
“I’m going full Nazi, motherfuckers!”
The Trump administration’s decision to terminate hundreds of millions of dollars to develop mRNA vaccines imperils the country’s ability to fight future pandemics and is built on false or misleading claims about the technology, public health experts said.
“Ask for what actually fixes the problem — and then go out there and fight for it.” On Monday, @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social came to NYC to talk about universal childcare, and why we shouldn’t listen to billionaires who say making life affordable for working families isn't possible.
Well, not “no reason.” The reason is that a spoiled rich heroin addict who eats roadkill and killed 83 people in Samoa just isn’t buying the *science* — so now your meemaw has to die. See how simple that is?
This is sooo Correct...👍 The Damage has been done..👍
"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."
#ObamaAppreciationDay #facts
😅🤣
MILLIONS!!!
I hope you can EAT that HATRED and RACISM.....Wash it down with Ignorance....
For two weeks
BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional. We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82. Am I doing this right?
Her leverage will be gone
We need some advanced family curse technology ASAP.
We need advanced family curse technology ASAP.
Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺
I cannot stop watching this.
That will be bullshit from now on
My thoughts exactly.
I remember when this happened.
One of the most dangerous tropes in political media is how the only Jewish voices that matter are the most right-wing ones, hence the ease with which reporters assumed Jews are scared of Mamdani. (This is also how Jewish protestors were erased from the discourse about antisemitism on campuses.)
Hedy Lamarr 